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2012-09-27 12:32:26 PM
I don't understand why the police chief is in debt. Why doesn't he just take bribes like every other law enforcement official?
 
2012-09-27 12:41:05 PM
i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-27 02:50:26 PM
Probably doing a better job than many other small-town police departments.
 
2012-09-27 03:32:41 PM
Anti-caturday thread?
 
2012-09-27 03:32:57 PM
canisbonus.com

Hello? This is S.W.A.T. team.
 
2012-09-27 03:33:16 PM
McGruff?
 
2012-09-27 03:34:27 PM
shngel.files.wordpress.com
All going according to plan boys, seeeee?
 
2012-09-27 03:34:58 PM
www.e-hawaii.com


Available
 
2012-09-27 03:34:58 PM
Yes, this is dog. I are serious cat.

images.wikia.com
 
2012-09-27 03:35:39 PM

MagSeven: [shngel.files.wordpress.com image 640x480]
All going according to plan boys, seeeee?


Fat Cat's right paw man.

You remember, don't you? Chip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers?
/when there's danger.
 
2012-09-27 03:36:03 PM
oops that said "farking" i'm gonna get blocked. bye bye everybody

www.fairfaxunderground.com
 
2012-09-27 03:37:07 PM
This story is great. This thread is great. Awwww man, I'm so glad I left the politics tab for a bit.
 
2012-09-27 03:38:02 PM
So the dog hasn't whelped any pups? If he has, doesn't he have to pay child support? Has he? No? No law enforcement career for you, Rex.
 
2012-09-27 03:38:23 PM

mrwillard: [www.e-hawaii.com image 300x400]


Available


Unfortunately, he can't carry a gun either.
 
2012-09-27 03:38:48 PM
"There's just a whole lot of nothing going on here," said cook Joyce Tabor. "We have very little crime. It's quiet. So this really doesn't matter."

Yep.
 
2012-09-27 03:40:44 PM

The Southern Logic Company: mrwillard: [www.e-hawaii.com image 300x400]


Available

Unfortunately, he can't carry a gun either.


You're right. I forgot about that.
 
2012-09-27 03:45:14 PM
i294.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-27 03:46:01 PM

mrwillard: The Southern Logic Company: mrwillard: [www.e-hawaii.com image 300x400]


Available

Unfortunately, he can't carry a gun either.

You're right. I forgot about that.


I love when he tried to explain why he couldn't carry a gun on the show and he never mentioned he was convicted of murder

"ya brah you don't need no guns man, we jump on em with pepper spray and yeah brah!"

What a clown.
 
2012-09-27 03:54:01 PM
so the only cop in town is a real biatch? Sounds about right
 
2012-09-27 03:58:14 PM

StrikitRich: [canisbonus.com image 600x436]

Hello? This is terrorist. Bomb has been planted.


Fixed that for my own amusement.
 
2012-09-27 04:00:32 PM
I smell a sitcom!

Or dog poop...not sure which one.
 
2012-09-27 04:01:22 PM
www.n2wzb.net
 
2012-09-27 04:09:21 PM

FinFangFark: I smell a sitcom!

Or dog poop...not sure which one.


Might be on Fox...
 
2012-09-27 04:10:35 PM
This thread needs more Breaking Bad references...
 
2012-09-27 04:17:35 PM
Its ok though because the county police visits the city "at least once a month."
 
2012-09-27 04:22:59 PM
As I recall, Vaughn was as unexciting as Estancia, where I lived.
 
2012-09-27 04:24:25 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: This thread needs more Breaking Bad references...


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2012-09-27 04:28:36 PM

jdbob: As I recall, Vaughn was as unexciting as Estancia, where I lived.


Have they got rid of all those cows yet?

l2.yimg.com
 
2012-09-27 04:31:19 PM
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2012-09-27 04:57:56 PM
According to records, the only qualified member of the Vaughn Police Department is Nikka, a drug-sniffing dog. Vaughn's other officer isn't certified and pleaded guilty to charges of assault and battery last year. Noncertified officers can't make arrests and can't carry firearms.

Wait... so the dog IS certified to carry firearms??
 
2012-09-27 04:59:14 PM

lunkhed: jdbob: As I recall, Vaughn was as unexciting as Estancia, where I lived.

Have they got rid of all those cows yet?

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Nope...they're all in Clovis,NM. I swear, the air is brown with cow poop out there.
 
2012-09-27 05:06:29 PM
What law enforcement might look like in this small town.

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\hot like a boxer underbite?
 
2012-09-27 05:07:50 PM
RESPECT MY AUTH-A-TAH (PEES ON POLE)
 
2012-09-27 05:33:11 PM

Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 461x668]


Can you imagine if they met and mated?

3.bp.blogspot.com

/Guess someone already has.
 
2012-09-27 05:51:13 PM

lunkhed: jdbob: As I recall, Vaughn was as unexciting as Estancia, where I lived.

Have they got rid of all those cows yet?


Dont' know. I rented a farmhouse on a 1/4 section from 1998 to 2002. In the winter time one of the neighbors fenced off the farm field and had his cattle on it. One day in the spring I came home and found a cow and 3 bulls had escaped and were having a gang-bang in the backyard. All but 1 bull went back into the field but one stupid, pissed-off bull was circling the house looking for trouble. I called the rancher to come get his bull and while I did sat in the living room with my shotgun in case the bull decided to crash through the french doors.
 
2012-09-27 06:28:02 PM

Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 461x668]


Sarah Jessica Parker is best pony.
 
2012-09-27 06:45:55 PM
"England doesn't allow police officers to carry guns," he said. "Sometime the strongest weapon in law enforcement is communication."

Buhahahaha he actually said that. Ask all the police officers in England who went to a gun fight armed only with communication how that went for them. Oh you can't, they're dead.
 
2012-09-27 06:46:29 PM

offmymeds: "There's just a whole lot of nothing going on here," said cook Joyce Tabor. "We have very little crime. It's quiet. So this really doesn't matter."

Yep.


Except of course for deadbeat dads avoiding child support payments and feloniously selling government property.

Almost as ironic as a fly in Chardonnay. Almost.
 
2012-09-27 07:42:14 PM
Seriously, this town will die without police writing speeding tickets. I drive through Vaughn a couple of times a month, and the locals ALWAYS have somebody pulled over in town. Not to mention the 2 or 3 new cop cars they bought in the last year or so. The state cops can help with tickets, but the money doesn't stay local that way. They need local cops to stay afloat as a town.
\rant off
 
2012-09-27 07:54:44 PM

blubaldnuglee: I drive through Vaughn a couple of times a month, and the locals ALWAYS have somebody pulled over in town.


Might want to stop driving through that city. Probably get pulled over for frivolous reasons just so they can search your car for illegal steak.
 
2012-09-27 08:38:52 PM
It gets worse. That dog is just a few days away from retirement. He's showed his hotheaded rookie partner the ropes, and now he's looking forward to his gold watch and relaxing on his boat with his grandkids. What's that, some trivial noise complaint? Police chief Dog will go investigate. No need to trouble you real cops, ha ha.

A few hours pass.

NOOOOOOO! POLICE CHIEF DOG! WHY GOD WHY?
 
2012-09-27 09:52:29 PM
Small town problems.
 
2012-09-27 11:07:10 PM
Because People in power are Stupid

I don't understand why the police chief is in debt. Why doesn't he just take bribes like every other law enforcement official?

A criminal chief, with criminal employees, in the center of drug trafficking area. He's not in debt, his cash just isn't "on the books".

So once again an entire dept is shown to be criminals. It's almost like the "profession" is a magnet for criminals.
 
2012-09-28 04:15:30 AM
developer.valvesoftware.com?
 
2012-09-28 10:03:28 PM
Huh, thought this was the town in California, but just remembered that here he's the mayor, not the police chief.

/Mayor dog keeps the contributions coming in with teeth, y'know.
 
2012-09-28 11:58:36 PM

Chagrin: blubaldnuglee: I drive through Vaughn a couple of times a month, and the locals ALWAYS have somebody pulled over in town.

Might want to stop driving through that city. Probably get pulled over for frivolous reasons just so they can search your car for illegal steak.


Sadly it's the most direct route to Albuquerque from where I live. I guess my steak smuggling days are numbered.
 
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