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(Wired)   Taxidermists, artists bringing aging museum animals back to lifelike, giving them a shot at half of the make-up gigs in Hollywood   ( ) divider line
    More: Cool, Hollywood, Douglas Brinkley, earliest memories, scientific data, museums, museum animals, artists, natural environment  
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4898 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Sep 2012 at 12:09 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-27 01:45:24 PM  
2 votes:
2012-09-27 11:06:51 AM  
2 votes:
Here is my one and only taxidermy story, it is completely true...

My sister and my niece (who was eight years-old at the time) came and visited me in New York. We took a day trip to the Museum of Natural History. Anyway, my niece was looking at one of the dioramas, a gory tableau featuring a pack of hyenas and vultures ripping the guts out of a zebra.

My niece was absolutely mesmerized; her eyes were as big as saucers, her nose pressed against the glass. "So you like that?" I asked.

"I have lived my whole life for this moment. I have always wanted to practice the gentle art of taxidermy" she replied.
My jaw about fell off my face.

Later I asked my sister how the hell an eight year-old girl came up with a statement like that off the cuff. Apparently my niece had encountered the concept of "the gentle art of taxidermy" in a tanning and taxidermy how-to book textbook that she had insisted her dad get her for her fifth birthday.

Thanks for listening to my taxidermy story. I apologize if I told it to you before and I apologize in advance for when I tell it to you again.
2012-09-27 12:40:10 PM  
1 vote:

Ivo Shandor: I'll just leave this here...

You bastard.

How am I supposed to unsee this?!?
2012-09-27 12:39:13 PM  
1 vote:

Trail Mix: Terrible taxidermy thread? Terrible taxidermy thread.

The Lion on Gripsholm's Slott
2012-09-27 12:33:43 PM  
1 vote:
2012-09-27 10:43:03 AM  
1 vote:
Aaaand, cue the Chuck Testa.
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