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(Phys Org2)   Chocolate makes snails smarter, humans dumber FOR WASTING CHOCOLATE ON SNAILS   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, dark chocolate, Lee Fruson, Chocolate makes, snails, long-term memories, mollusks, green teas, modalities  
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534 clicks; posted to Geek » on 27 Sep 2012 at 12:49 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-27 11:38:05 AM  
Anyone who plays "Plants Vs. Zombies" could've told you this.
2012-09-27 01:05:54 PM  
2012-09-27 02:01:55 PM  
Caffeine is good for your neurological health. Welcome to like 5 years ago, dudes, we've already done basically this study on humans.

//Bad for your heart in excess, though.
//And good for your liver.
//Apparently you can basically take the health benefits and downsides of alcohol, reverse the lists, and that's caffeine for some reason.
2012-09-27 02:21:40 PM  
How does one determine the brain power of a snail?

/did not RTFA
2012-09-27 02:28:12 PM  
I'm a woman with PMS, so I'm getting a real kick out of this headline.

/need. more. chocolate!
2012-09-27 03:10:42 PM  
Things to do when you are bored: feed snails caffeine and then watch those 'lil wound-up suckers go!
2012-09-27 03:13:04 PM  
i know this chef at a restaurant who feeds his snails basil... or has them living in basil filled water... or something.

makes them taste more fancy.
2012-09-27 03:26:56 PM  

flagrante: How does one determine the brain power of a snail?

/did not RTFA

How long they remember "training protocols".

Snail trainer must be an exciting job.
2012-09-27 05:32:48 PM  
How long before we need to crawl away from our new sluggish overlords?
2012-09-27 06:15:55 PM  
Goddamn, subby's right on. Stupid snails eatin' our chocolate.
2012-09-28 03:10:28 AM  
Hope to never read TFA.
+1 subby

/escargot truffles
2012-09-28 03:51:14 PM  
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