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(Today)   Salma Hayek reveals she worries about her chubbiness, and by "chubbiness", she must mean how she gives virtually every man a chubby   (todayentertainment.today.com) divider line 29
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2012-09-27 05:57:23 AM
Instagreen? Ok.
 
2012-09-27 07:04:54 AM
www6.0zz0.com
 
2012-09-27 07:22:56 AM

EZ1923: Instagreen? Ok.


There's worse ones to green than one with potential for pictures of her.

Sexiest I've seen her is, bad as the movie was, "Wild Wild West." The old-timey costume guard was a fetish I didn't even know I had until that, and loved the scene with her butt pokes out of the red flap jammies.

Almost made up for the giant steam spider. Almost.
 
2012-09-27 07:27:43 AM
Oh, and hot female celebrities, a tip for you. Don't engage in "sexting," and if you do, don't tell everyone that you do. Your phone is now under target for every possible source of computer savvy dorks who want to see you naked.

Then again, don't let me stop you if you want to share the wealth...
 
2012-09-27 07:43:49 AM
She has the genetic potential to balloon, and we all know it. That's just human biology and the flip side of having killer curves. But if you're an actress, you have to control that very carefully especially if you are a healthy eater.
 
2012-09-27 07:47:47 AM
not a bookmark
 
2012-09-27 07:54:04 AM
Salma Hayek could put on 40 pounds and STILL be hotter than most women
 
2012-09-27 07:54:28 AM
Her perfectness in forever embedded in my spank bank.
 
2012-09-27 07:57:32 AM
She just needs a good personal trainer.

I'm not a liscensed trainer, but I do have this whip...
 
2012-09-27 08:02:03 AM
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And for those of you out there with more... eccentric tastes...

www.smh.com.au

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2012-09-27 08:11:54 AM
Link in the article: PHOTOS: Salma as a movie stripper!

Click link, one stinking picture of Salma! FFFFFUUUUU!
 
2012-09-27 08:38:51 AM
We've probably had hundreds of Salma Hayek threads on Fark in the last decade. She hasn't gotten any less hot.
 
2012-09-27 08:44:53 AM

Alphax: We've probably had hundreds of Salma Hayek threads on Fark in the last decade. She hasn't gotten any less hot.


Well, I could over look the huge boobs. (not a fan) but those eyes. That personality.
Man, that's a lady.
 
2012-09-27 08:57:54 AM
Jeez, what a whale

of a time I'd have motorboating those awesome tittays!
 
2012-09-27 09:22:34 AM
i249.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-27 09:50:40 AM

abhorrent1: Link in the article: PHOTOS: Salma as a movie stripper!

Click link, one stinking picture of Salma! FFFFFUUUUU!


And every other photo is from "Magic Mike".
 
2012-09-27 10:02:38 AM
Lantern jawed manface...
 
2012-09-27 10:18:08 AM

Sefton: Lantern jawed manface...


Better get to the gym. Your super-model wife won't stand for....Wait, from Texas? Never mind. Replace super-model with horse.
 
2012-09-27 10:19:07 AM

Sefton: Lantern jawed manface...


Weak-wristed gay face.

/sorry, I was just describing your perfect lay
 
2012-09-27 10:28:11 AM
Chubby GOOD!
 
kab
2012-09-27 10:29:45 AM
Everyone point and laugh at Sefton.
 
kab
2012-09-27 10:30:38 AM

No Such Agency: She has the genetic potential to balloon, and we all know it.


She's 46. If it were going to happen, it probably would have already.
 
2012-09-27 10:36:02 AM
She is about as close to physical perfection as anyone can get, in my mind. She is the standard to which I compare all other women.
 
2012-09-27 11:13:12 AM

kab: No Such Agency: She has the genetic potential to balloon, and we all know it.

She's 46. If it were going to happen, it probably would have already.


Well, if she were to follow the Asian aging timeline...
www.bigwowo.com 

/she's super hot
//even with the unibrow in Frida (let's be honest, you weren't looking at her face much in that movie)
 
2012-09-27 11:39:28 AM

Shadowknight: EZ1923: Instagreen? Ok.

There's worse ones to green than one with potential for pictures of her.

Sexiest I've seen her is, bad as the movie was, "Wild Wild West." The old-timey costume guard was a fetish I didn't even know I had until that, and loved the scene with her butt pokes out of the red flap jammies.

Almost made up for the giant steam spider. Almost.


My favorite of hers is Desperado. She even frees her puppies (but don't blink or you'll miss it, also, probably a body doubles but itsstillrealtome.jpg).
 
2012-09-27 12:12:08 PM

jeanwearinfool: Shadowknight: EZ1923: Instagreen? Ok.

There's worse ones to green than one with potential for pictures of her.

Sexiest I've seen her is, bad as the movie was, "Wild Wild West." The old-timey costume guard was a fetish I didn't even know I had until that, and loved the scene with her butt pokes out of the red flap jammies.

Almost made up for the giant steam spider. Almost.

My favorite of hers is Desperado. She even frees her puppies (but don't blink or you'll miss it, also, probably a body doubles but itsstillrealtome.jpg).


One word, gentlemen: Bandidas.
 
2012-09-27 03:45:12 PM
yowza
 
2012-09-27 06:41:28 PM

jeanwearinfool: Shadowknight: EZ1923: Instagreen? Ok.

There's worse ones to green than one with potential for pictures of her.

Sexiest I've seen her is, bad as the movie was, "Wild Wild West." The old-timey costume guard was a fetish I didn't even know I had until that, and loved the scene with her butt pokes out of the red flap jammies.

Almost made up for the giant steam spider. Almost.

My favorite of hers is Desperado. She even frees her puppies (but don't blink or you'll miss it, also, probably a body doubles but itsstillrealtome.jpg).


Not a body double. She was not happy about doing the scene back then.
 
2012-09-28 04:15:45 AM

mooseyfate: jeanwearinfool: Shadowknight: EZ1923: Instagreen? Ok.

There's worse ones to green than one with potential for pictures of her.

Sexiest I've seen her is, bad as the movie was, "Wild Wild West." The old-timey costume guard was a fetish I didn't even know I had until that, and loved the scene with her butt pokes out of the red flap jammies.

Almost made up for the giant steam spider. Almost.

My favorite of hers is Desperado. She even frees her puppies (but don't blink or you'll miss it, also, probably a body doubles but itsstillrealtome.jpg).

One word, gentlemen: Bandidas.


Si, Bandidas, con Penelope Cruz. They dub their voices for the Spanish language track. Me gusto mucho. Ellas son muy linda.
 
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