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(Huffington Post)   18 year-old hottie slips out of cuffs, steals police SUV, and leads cops on a 100 mph chase before hitting a spike strip and rolling the vehicle. Well, she's probably hot. It's hard to tell with all the blood   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 11
    More: Dumbass, Shelby Figueroa, SUV, Shelby Township, motor vehicle theft, Ray Woods, Seattle Police, spike strip, WHP-TV  
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2012-09-27 10:50:57 AM  
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2012-09-27 02:53:17 PM  
2 votes:

walkerhound: ProfessorOhki: Did she at least hit the lights and siren?

The answer is "yes." Dunno if it was in TFA, but it was in another I read earlier this week.


Excellent. The only thing could have made it better is if, after she rolled it, she got out and started calmly walking towards the police as the SUV exploded.
2012-09-27 12:39:05 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-09-27 08:20:57 PM  
1 votes:
"Figueroa" has every vowel.
2012-09-27 04:58:21 PM  
1 votes:

Befuddled: I wonder what the cops do to restrain someone who has managed to slip off handcuffs. I would guess the cuffs get put on painfully tight the next time.


Flexcuffs, redundancy, tasers out.

She's probably just tiny. Metal handcuffs cut to restrain adult males might not go tight enough, as in maybe the teeth on the cuffs were cut just right that at her size setting she could wiggle out.
2012-09-27 04:37:39 PM  
1 votes:

Lone Stranger: [i.huffpost.com image 260x190]

Friction burns ... on her face.


Car accidents will put friction burns in places you didn't know you had places. And that's if you're lucky enough to be wearing a seatbelt...
2012-09-27 03:26:26 PM  
1 votes:
One time I got caught up on the periphery of a "I ain't going to stop for you cops" chase, The cops had flattened all four of the guys tires with nail strips and surrounded him in a rolling barricade and yet the driver refused to stop until they finally forced him to the curb. They pulled him out and he was obviously drunk and had a smug attitude in that he had just "stuck it to the man." Shortly after, traffic was cleared and I went home. I saw a news item later that night and that poor man must have been a lot drunker than I thought because he had fallen down and hit his face a number of times between when the cops got him out of the car and he got his mug shot taken. It's a wonder he could have driven at all....
2012-09-27 03:17:47 PM  
1 votes:
And I'm supposed to believe that those injuries are from the crash, not from making the cops look bad?

/dnrta, just stirring things up
//too lazy to link to the guy who stole the cops gun in court, shot him in the face and jumped out the window.
///the next time he made it into the court room his mother started screaming when she saw him. Apparently he had landed on his face. Both sides.
////cops are humans too
2012-09-27 02:51:21 PM  
1 votes:
CORRECTION: A previous version of this story incorrectly stated, "Authorities say they first encouraged Figueroa on Sunday morning..." The sentence has been updated to say, "Authorities say they first encountered Figueroa on Sunday morning."
2012-09-27 11:42:39 AM  
1 votes:
The blood just makes it sexier. This is what B-action flicks have conditioned me to believe.
2012-09-27 11:00:51 AM  
1 votes:

Sybarite: [localtvkdvr.files.wordpress.com image 370x226]


 
 
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