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(Huffington Post)   18 year-old hottie slips out of cuffs, steals police SUV, and leads cops on a 100 mph chase before hitting a spike strip and rolling the vehicle. Well, she's probably hot. It's hard to tell with all the blood   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 65
    More: Dumbass, Shelby Figueroa, SUV, Shelby Township, motor vehicle theft, Ray Woods, Seattle Police, spike strip, WHP-TV  
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2012-09-27 04:22:10 PM
I wonder what the cops do to restrain someone who has managed to slip off handcuffs. I would guess the cuffs get put on painfully tight the next time.
 
2012-09-27 04:37:39 PM

Lone Stranger: [i.huffpost.com image 260x190]

Friction burns ... on her face.


Car accidents will put friction burns in places you didn't know you had places. And that's if you're lucky enough to be wearing a seatbelt...
 
2012-09-27 04:58:21 PM

Befuddled: I wonder what the cops do to restrain someone who has managed to slip off handcuffs. I would guess the cuffs get put on painfully tight the next time.


Flexcuffs, redundancy, tasers out.

She's probably just tiny. Metal handcuffs cut to restrain adult males might not go tight enough, as in maybe the teeth on the cuffs were cut just right that at her size setting she could wiggle out.
 
2012-09-27 04:59:12 PM

fluffy2097: Zarquon's Flat Tire: I got away from the cops once. That state patrolwoman learned that if you are going to stand by your car radar gunning cars right before an exit, LEAVE THE PATROL CAR RUNNING.

I have the same story only the dumb woman locked herself out of her car! lol!

/nothing has ever never happened as much as your post
//except for my post.


I outran a motorcycle cop dickhead in a POS Subaru Loyola that had a top speed of about 60 once. It was pretty awesome.

/He couldn't make a u-turn fast enough because of traffic
 
2012-09-27 04:59:32 PM

Nem Wan: We could blame GTA for making kids do this but it's been over 4 years since the last one. Maybe we should blame the lack of GTA for making kids do this.


Indeed, we should work on getting them all to play "Saints Row the Third" and "Sleeping Dogs" to channel their road rage into healthier outlets until a new GTA is released!

/Didn't think I was going to like "Sleeping Dogs" due to the hand-to-hand combat focus and relative scarcity of guns, but I ended up loving the hell out of it...
 
2012-09-27 05:25:28 PM
Cute lost kid.
 
2012-09-27 05:40:18 PM
I would fark the hell out of that and wreck it over and over...

...assuming she ever gets help and passes a psych eval. There's a wiring defect there.
 
2012-09-27 08:20:57 PM
"Figueroa" has every vowel.
 
2012-09-27 09:18:25 PM
More like... Disfigueroa.

Really, nobody got this one yet? Really?
 
2012-09-27 09:38:06 PM
I'd hit it!


/crazy-hot.png
 
2012-09-27 10:13:50 PM

WillyChase: swangoatman: ZzeusS: That reminds me... I haven't hit the teen section of RedTube in a while.

red tube will not load correctly . The page is all in text. A friend now switched to Youjizz. any way to fix redtube would be appreciated.Same problem at slutload. I mean I have heard of these two problem sites..

My friend's never used youjizz, but he sayswas xnxx and xhamster appear to be working at this time. He will be checking red tube and slutload to see if the problem is fixed


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They are getting pretty bad with their adware loading. My Kaspersky cleans the site and stops their bullshiat. Using Chrome. Don't have time to chase down all the sites, but YouPorn and RedTube is all that I will use anymore.
 
2012-09-28 12:33:56 AM
I think someone needs to come up with a new literary character: "Shelby Figueroa, Teen Girl."

Man what adventures she'd have!
 
2012-09-28 03:37:00 AM

Bruxellensis: Because People in power are Stupid: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 180x240]
Facebook while it's up.

how's that saying go? don't stick your dick in cra- oohhh, she's hot!


LOL, that was my thought as well.

/Maybe just once
 
2012-09-28 10:02:50 AM

Gawdzila: Bruxellensis: Because People in power are Stupid: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 180x240]
Facebook while it's up.

how's that saying go? don't stick your dick in cra- oohhh, she's hot!

LOL, that was my thought as well.

/Maybe just once


Just double bag it.
 
2012-09-28 01:19:29 PM

walkerhound: How the HELL do you not wind up in a threesome with your gf whose daughter looks and behaves like that?


Working on it...sheesh! These things take time and planning...

/Last time I had a threesome, there were a couple of no-shows
//I still had a good time, though.
 
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