Sybarite: [localtvkdvr.files.wordpress.com image 370x226]The Marrage of Figueroa
The Stealth Hippopotamus: hummmm nimble, flexible co-ed that doesn't mind getting her hands dirty.A little young for me but I can work with that.
NashMcNash: OR she was dating Chris Brown. One of the two.
Because People in power are Stupid: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 180x240]Facebook while it's up.
ProfessorOhki: Did she at least hit the lights and siren?
walkerhound: ProfessorOhki: Did she at least hit the lights and siren?The answer is "yes." Dunno if it was in TFA, but it was in another I read earlier this week.
walkerhound: "We're westbound 224. Speeds are 100," a state trooper told dispatchers. " She's got lights and sirens on in the deputy's car. It's an unmarked white Expedition, Excursion."LOL, I'm imagining some campy 80s Burt Reynolds movie music playing on the stereo.
BigBooper: Looks like she cleans up nice. To bad she's facing so much time.
Sybarite: [localtvkdvr.files.wordpress.com image 370x226]
aspAddict: How the HELL do you wind up with 2 DUI's and an underage drinking ticket (not to mention 4 "normal" moving violations) within one year of getting your license?
walkerhound: aspAddict: How the HELL do you wind up with 2 DUI's and an underage drinking ticket (not to mention 4 "normal" moving violations) within one year of getting your license?How the HELL do you not wind up in a threesome with your gf whose daughter looks and behaves like that?
Zarquon's Flat Tire: I got away from the cops once. That state patrolwoman learned that if you are going to stand by your car radar gunning cars right before an exit, LEAVE THE PATROL CAR RUNNING.
ZzeusS: That reminds me... I haven't hit the teen section of RedTube in a while.
swangoatman: ZzeusS: That reminds me... I haven't hit the teen section of RedTube in a while.red tube will not load correctly . The page is all in text. A friend now switched to Youjizz. any way to fix redtube would be appreciated.Same problem at slutload. I mean I have heard of these two problem sites..
Want more news before we break it? Try
See what's behind the green doorand help keep the tap flowing
Sign up for the Fark NotNewsletter!
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2018 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Feb 19 2018 18:59:49
Runtime: 0.425 sec (425 ms)