If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(New York Daily News)   Stray bullet hits NYC girl who was doing her homework. Area residents absolutely shocked that there are still kids in New York City who actually do homework   (nydailynews.com) divider line 22
    More: Scary, Queensbridge Houses, New York Presbyterian Hospital, community meetings, service areas  
•       •       •

2795 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Sep 2012 at 5:20 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



22 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2012-09-27 05:35:23 AM
If she had been armed herself, this wouldn't have happened.
 
2012-09-27 05:35:29 AM
i am not shocked that kids still do homework ..
 
2012-09-27 05:45:22 AM

xria: If she had been armed herself, this wouldn't have happened.


Yeah, it's a good thing that NYC doesn't allow handguns or otherwise this girl may have been shot.
 
2012-09-27 06:00:53 AM
cache.vevo.com
 
2012-09-27 06:41:31 AM

xria: If she had been armed herself, this wouldn't have happened.


That was damn funny. Thanks for the larf (and for poking the NRA in the eye).
 
2012-09-27 06:52:43 AM

lewismarktwo: xria: If she had been armed herself, this wouldn't have happened.

Yeah, it's a good thing that NYC doesn't allow handguns or otherwise this girl may have been shot.


I LOLed
 
2012-09-27 07:02:06 AM

shotglasss: lewismarktwo: xria: If she had been armed herself, this wouldn't have happened.

Yeah, it's a good thing that NYC doesn't allow handguns or otherwise this girl may have been shot.

I LOLed


Multiply this event by a bunch. That would be the result if guns were legal here. Outside NYC, I don't care, but in NYC, the average idiot should not carry. Too crowded, poor aim, and too many stupid, crazy, and/or angry people with bad impulse control. Again: outside NY, give them out as party favors for all I care.
 
2012-09-27 07:05:54 AM
I was a teacher in a NYC public high school (Link) for eight years and my students were some of the hardest working motherfarkers I've ever met.They certainly did more homework in high school than I ever did.
 
2012-09-27 07:28:25 AM
If only that bullet had cost $5000.00

/nothing's obscure on fark
 
Mef
2012-09-27 07:28:50 AM

xria: If she had been armed herself, this wouldn't have happened.


If it's a legitimate shooting, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down
 
2012-09-27 07:55:30 AM

Mef: xria: If she had been armed herself, this wouldn't have happened.

If it's a legitimate shooting, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down


And we have today's winner folks.
 
2012-09-27 08:07:14 AM

lewismarktwo: xria: If she had been armed herself, this wouldn't have happened.

Yeah, it's a good thing that NYC doesn't allow handguns or otherwise this girl may have been shot.


Considering the recent results of the NYC cops marksmanship tests, I'm betting it was one of them aiming at the broad side of the barn.

/Stormtrooper Accuracy Brigade FTMFW.
 
2012-09-27 08:19:14 AM
You think the teacher will buy this excuse for late homework?
 
2012-09-27 08:37:04 AM
Gansta Chief: This, recruits, is a 147 grain 9mm slug, feel the weight. Every five seconds, the gun of an ignorant-ass 'gansta' accelerates one to .0000013% of light-speed. It impacts with the force of 300 foot pounds. That is three times the yield of the biatch-buster .22 I dropped on your mom . That means- Sir Issac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-biatch in New York. Now! Gansta Ray-Ray! What is Newton's first law?

Gantsa Ray-Ray: Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!

Gansta Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!

Gantsa Ray-Ray: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!

Gantsa Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that New York is full of stuff. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going til it hits something. That can be a biatch. Or the pimp behind that biatch. It might go off into a house and hit somebody else in ten thousand feet. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someones day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your targets. That is why you wait for the gun sights to give you a damn target. That is why, Gansta Pookie, we do not "eyeball it". This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!
 
2012-09-27 09:19:54 AM
The only meaningful difference between the Ozarks and the ghetto is the height of the buildings, isn't it?
 
2012-09-27 10:04:18 AM

MyNameIsMofuga: You think the teacher will buy this excuse for late homework?


"I got shot in the hand by a singing gunman!!!"

Seems plausible...
 
2012-09-27 10:22:33 AM
Zed: Edward, what the hell happened?

Ed: Hesistated.

Zed: May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?

Ed: Well, she was the only one that actually seemed dangerous at the time.

Zed: How'd you come to that conclusion.

Ed: Well, first I was going to pop this guy hanging from the street light, then I realized he's just workin' out. How would I feel if someone come running in the gym bust me in the ass while I'm on the treadmill. Then I saw this snarling beast guy, then I noticed he's got a tissue in his hand. He's not snarling, he's sneezing. Ain't no real threat there. Then I saw little Tiffany. I'm thinking 8 year old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with a bunch of quantum physics books. She about to start some shiat Zed. She's about 8 years old, those books are way too advanced for her. If you ask me I'd say she's up to something. And to be honest I'd appreciate it if you'd eased up off my back about it. Or do I owe her an apology.

/Now that I've done that transcription I'm going to add it to wikiquote.
 
2012-09-27 10:50:03 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: shotglasss: lewismarktwo: xria: If she had been armed herself, this wouldn't have happened.

Yeah, it's a good thing that NYC doesn't allow handguns or otherwise this girl may have been shot.

I LOLed

Multiply this event by a bunch. That would be the result if guns were legal here. Outside NYC, I don't care, but in NYC, the average idiot should not carry. Too crowded, poor aim, and too many stupid, crazy, and/or angry people with bad impulse control. Again: outside NY, give them out as party favors for all I care.


And all that just describes the NYPD, just think how anyone else might be....
 
2012-09-27 01:16:06 PM

xaldin: PC LOAD LETTER: shotglasss: lewismarktwo: xria: If she had been armed herself, this wouldn't have happened.

Yeah, it's a good thing that NYC doesn't allow handguns or otherwise this girl may have been shot.

I LOLed

Multiply this event by a bunch. That would be the result if guns were legal here. Outside NYC, I don't care, but in NYC, the average idiot should not carry. Too crowded, poor aim, and too many stupid, crazy, and/or angry people with bad impulse control. Again: outside NY, give them out as party favors for all I care.

And all that just describes the NYPD, just think how anyone else might be....


Yep, my point exactly. When people who's job is to shoot straight can't, I am not going to trust the average nose picking yahoo to wonder why he can't just reset the game after he'shiat a few passers by.
 
2012-09-27 01:53:58 PM
She was shot by someone carrying a 32oz Big Gulp
 
2012-09-27 02:00:51 PM
Have the police checked the home of Rudy Waltz?
 
2012-09-28 08:18:12 AM
how's the gun ban working out for you New York?
 
Displayed 22 of 22 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report