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(WISTV)   Why you buy "50 Shades Of Grey" for Kindle: homeless woman arrested in library for repeatedly slashing two patrons across the face with boxcutter   (wistv.com) divider line 17
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2012-09-27 04:00:59 AM
I kind of hope this comes up anytime someone Googles 50 Shades from now on...
 
2012-09-27 04:01:36 AM
After working most of the 90's in a public library I'm fully qualified to say this.

Fark the homeless.
 
2012-09-27 04:05:22 AM
they had it coming.
 
2012-09-27 04:20:13 AM
get your hands off my porn!
 
2012-09-27 04:23:26 AM
FTFA: Investigators say Stroman got into an argument with the two victims before 7:00 p.m. inside the library on Assembly Street.

Police say after the argument, Stroman reached into her pocket and pulled out what investigators believe to be a box cutter or another similarly sharp object, and cut both victims in the face.


Still more rational and less abusive than anything that takes place in those books.
 
2012-09-27 04:23:58 AM
Man, I accidentally stumbled upon an image of a knife wound across the face, pretty deep, pretty long.
Knives are farkin' scary. I mean say what you want about guns, but I don't think they make horrifyingly huge gashes.
Hopefully these people recover well.
 
2012-09-27 04:24:51 AM
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2012-09-27 04:27:03 AM

Pichu0102: I mean say what you want about guns, but I don't think they make horrifyingly huge gashes.


Depends on the angle.
 
2012-09-27 04:31:56 AM
Maybe I have a hero complex, but someday I hope I'm around when something like this happens, just because I'm a big dude and I've always wanted to tackle some jackass at top speed and knock them into next week. hulk smash!

/ITG alert! Lol
 
2012-09-27 04:37:21 AM

Gos2Slo: Maybe I have a hero complex, but someday I hope I'm around when something like this happens, just because I'm a big dude and I've always wanted to tackle some jackass at top speed and knock them into next week. hulk smash!

/ITG alert! Lol


You would really want to have full body contact with a 60 year old bag lady who hasn't touched running water in weeks, if not years?
 
2012-09-27 04:38:21 AM
oi49.tinypic.com

Seems a little inappropriate
 
2012-09-27 04:50:13 AM
Thats what happens when you bring a book to a knife fight

/dnrtfa
 
2012-09-27 04:55:38 AM

HotWingAgenda: Gos2Slo: Maybe I have a hero complex, but someday I hope I'm around when something like this happens, just because I'm a big dude and I've always wanted to tackle some jackass at top speed and knock them into next week. hulk smash!

/ITG alert! Lol

You would really want to have full body contact with a 60 year old bag lady who hasn't touched running water in weeks, if not years?


Yeah, just to serve as a warning to other crazies. You know, get on crappy local tv news, mention how you vowed to prevent another 9/11 if you had a chance, blah blah blah. Hahaha!

I was a bouncer briefly, and yeah, women start WAY more shiat than guys. I did catch a couple vandals one night, made em cry and apologize to the vehicle owner and their own parents. One kid later broke into my house, and got caught red-handed. Cops took him away for a couple years.

/lawn, off of it!
 
2012-09-27 08:49:52 AM
Coming soon to a Library near you:
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2012-09-27 11:03:28 AM
Just a FYI, if you buy your old lady a Mumu as a gag birthday gift don't be suprised if she "accidentally" buys fifty shades of gay, and "accidentally" sends it to your Kindle, which she "forgot" your loudmouth friend was borrowing.
 
2012-09-27 11:25:37 AM

Pribar: Just a FYI, if you buy your old lady a Mumu as a gag birthday gift don't be suprised if she "accidentally" buys fifty shades of gay, and "accidentally" sends it to your Kindle, which she "forgot" your loudmouth friend was borrowing.


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2012-09-27 08:32:39 PM

Wittenberg Dropout: After working most of the 90's in a public library I'm fully qualified to say this.

Fark the homeless.


Married to a librarian

She'd likely agree
 
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