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(Yahoo)   Mitt Romney says he's going to win Ohio, become the next president, be inaugurated under beautiful plaid skies while pigs fly overhead and people in hell make snowmen to commemorate the occasion   ( divider line
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2012-09-27 07:36:51 AM  
1 vote:
We'll see. I expect Obama to take Ohio based on current polls, but polls change. There is still time for Obama to stumble or something to come in from left field that Obama has to deal with. Romney might do exceptionally well in his debate and swing some of the independent voters. The economy could stall, or Israel could launch an attack on Iran's nuclear facilities, or there might be a terrorist action that has an impact on the conversation about the office of the president and his actions in response to specific issues/incidents.
It's bad for anybody to presume that this election is already done and sealed. A lot of things can happen in the last few weeks before people head to the voting booths. The polls just tell us what would happen if the election were held today.
2012-09-27 06:09:35 AM  
1 vote:
Just as the Mayans predicted.
2012-09-27 05:05:39 AM  
1 vote:
If there is any slight of hand with the votes in Ohio, we will see riots. Either that, or we'll go back to watching TV.
2012-09-27 04:38:59 AM  
1 vote:
Can we please just have Republicanism listed in the DSM-V as a psychotic disorder?
2012-09-27 03:48:42 AM  
1 vote:
A screenwriter really needs to create a retro-teen comedy about Mitt Romney during his high school and college years.

A laugh riot, it would be.
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