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(Oregon Live)   Your cell mate will love to hear the story about how police needed to cut you out of the blackberry bush you were hiding in   (oregonlive.com) divider line 16
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2012-09-27 04:51:12 AM  
Blackberry Bush?

Is that RIM's name for its cloud service?
 
2012-09-27 05:01:45 AM  
I like a really thick bush.
 
2012-09-27 05:10:54 AM  
Yeah, right. Have your ever SEEN a blackberry bush? Those farkers are curved like eagle claws and there's ever so many of them on every inch of the hard, woody tendrils that form a twisted knot of hell for anyone dumb enough to stumble into one.
 
2012-09-27 05:16:01 AM  
Hard, woody tendrils?

/go on...
 
2012-09-27 08:25:37 AM  
Whenever I hear blackberry bush I now think of harvesting in GW2... I'd probably get caught in one too trying to harvest!

/Yes I need mental help :P
//GW2 is awesome!
 
2012-09-27 08:42:17 AM  
♫ All the cops dance around the blackberry bush, the blackberry bush, the blackberry bush ♫
 
2012-09-27 08:47:33 AM  

doglover: Yeah, right. Have your ever SEEN a blackberry bush? Those farkers are curved like eagle claws and there's ever so many of them on every inch of the hard, woody tendrils that form a twisted knot of hell for anyone dumb enough to stumble into one.


Yup, I was camping in Oregon years ago and while out looking for fire wood got tangled up in one of those bushes. The berries are awesome, but the thorns are absolutely evil.
 
2012-09-27 08:54:07 AM  
So anyone know why he was cutting the wires? Poor attempt to steal copper; wanted darkness for other nefarious activities; vampire?
 
2012-09-27 09:24:59 AM  
As a youngster, I'd make extra money in the summer picking blackberries on the riverbank for a local fruit stand (yes, I grew up in the boonies).

These were big, mature patches, which were often picked over around the easily-accessible edges. So, a good trick was to lay a driftwood plank on the bushes & walk out into the middle of the patch, where no one else could reach.

I fell off the plank once. Must have taken me an hour to climb back on, and I looked like I'd spent the afternoon bathing a bobcat.
 
2012-09-27 09:50:58 AM  

keoki82: Blackberry Bush?

Is that RIM's name for its cloud service?


Meanwhile millions of pale, hairy "Creative" hipsters are stuck in Apple trees and nobody gives a good god damn. Let 'em rot!
 
2012-09-27 10:38:27 AM  
blackberries are yummy
blackberry bushes are the devil
no matter how much i chop chop chop, they just come back, meaner than ever

csb - was mt. biking with a pal many moons ago at powell butte here in ptown - buddy attempted a steep hill trail with blackberries on either side - he failed and landed right in em. his cries of agony were epic. like quicksand, the more he struggled, the worse it got.

replacing razor wire with blackberries at prisons would probably be seen as 'cruel & unusual'
 
2012-09-27 12:35:47 PM  
I had a car chase/ foot pursuit that ended with my fleeing felon trying to run through a wall of blackberry brambles. He gave up mid -bush and I had to take him to the ER on the way to jail to get the multiple lacerations staunched.
 
2012-09-27 01:09:42 PM  
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/I say, let 'em rot!
 
2012-09-27 02:30:12 PM  

doglover: Yeah, right. Have your ever SEEN a blackberry bush? Those farkers are curved like eagle claws and there's ever so many of them on every inch of the hard, woody tendrils that form a twisted knot of hell for anyone dumb enough to stumble into one.


It's natures barbed wire. I cleared a 20-foot bramble at the last house I owned. Still have the scars.
 
2012-09-27 02:31:23 PM  
♫ Buffalo gals, won't you come out tonight ♫
 
2012-09-27 04:33:45 PM  
Came for the blackberry-bramble horror stories, leaving to go pick a few.

/two blocks away
//yum
 
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