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(Mediabistro)   Hans Gruber meets Mo'Nique: L.A. skyscraper evacuated due to beeping "suspicious packages". FARK: promotional clocks sent to promote BET talk show   (mediabistro.com) divider line 36
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2012-09-27 05:33:19 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-27 06:42:20 AM  
www.rankopedia.com
 
Or maybe that's just what he wants you to believe.
 
2012-09-27 08:51:58 AM  
WELCOME TO THE PARTY PAL
 
2012-09-27 08:54:40 AM  
Yipeee kiyaeeee Mo'Niqefarker!
 
2012-09-27 08:58:06 AM  
As though an AM radio station is going to attract a bomb threat...

/what idiots
 
2012-09-27 08:58:23 AM  
Now I have a machine gunclock.
Ho ho ho.
 
2012-09-27 08:58:30 AM  
Cut the black wire.
 
2012-09-27 09:05:13 AM  
boot to the head
 
2012-09-27 09:05:18 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com

I'mma count to three. Ain't gonna be no fo'. Gimme tha code!
 
2012-09-27 09:14:58 AM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2012-09-27 09:15:22 AM  
Scaredy cat America. You win this round, Taliban. Without even trying.
 
2012-09-27 09:19:02 AM  
Maybe Denny Denton was doing Jesus with a lisp.
 
2012-09-27 09:20:51 AM  
The show is called Don't Sleep! with TJ Holmes. My cousin is one of the writers. Now I have to switch to Facebook and tell him that the show is the bomb.
 
2012-09-27 09:23:56 AM  
Patriot Act is a misnomer - should be called the American F*ck-we're-gonna-die Act.

I mean, we're f*cking scared of boxes, now. Boxes.

Do I need to say it again? WE ARE AFRAID OF F*CKING BOXES!
 
2012-09-27 09:24:40 AM  
www.crazytownblog.com

what a suspicious package might look like.
 
2012-09-27 09:27:32 AM  
Does the clock always run at least 15 minutes late?
 
2012-09-27 09:37:38 AM  

fireclown: [www.crazytownblog.com image 280x300]

what a suspicious package might look like.


Ah, a Cameo appearance.
 
2012-09-27 09:38:00 AM  
People are SO retarded! Bombs dont beep in real life! They probably dont even have a countdown timer or anything either.

/Unless of course said bomb maker is a retard who took life lessons from tv... hmm....
 
2012-09-27 09:51:25 AM  
geektyrant.com

Why din't you tell me that biatch was comin' so farkin' early? My farking wi...

Come get my wig!
 
2012-09-27 09:57:28 AM  
Airlines have this policy about vibrating luggage.
Wa.. wa.. was it ticking?
Actually throwers don't worry about ticking cause modern bombs don't tick.
Sorry, throwers?
Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the thrower's gotta call the police.
My suitcase was vibrating?
Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
...it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article: a dildo", never your dildo.
I don't own a dildo
 
2012-09-27 10:07:41 AM  
Bring back BET Uncut!
 
Xai
2012-09-27 10:16:28 AM  
what i love the most is this : Why would any bomber make a bomb which beeps and has a clock that tells you exactly how long you have left?
 
2012-09-27 10:17:24 AM  

JohnAnnArbor: Ah, a Cameo appearance.


Don't you make fun of Dr. Tyson!
 
2012-09-27 10:28:50 AM  

Xai: what i love the most is this : Why would any bomber make a bomb which beeps and has a clock that tells you exactly how long you have left?


OSHA, regulations, that kind of thing. Different states have different rules on bombs and their displays. Check with your local authorities first.
 
2012-09-27 10:36:24 AM  

Xai: what i love the most is this : Why would any bomber make a bomb which beeps and has a clock that tells you exactly how long you have left?


That's what I'd like to know. If you're going to set a bee oh em bee and intend for it to do off no matter what, why have any external indicator at all? Once you've set the timer or configured the remote detonation code and removed whatever tool you use for configuring the device, why not completely surround the device with more explosive? Why not have a back-up light sensor trigger that turns on after being dark for thirty straight seconds and blows up immediately if exposed to light?

Who's knocking at my door?
 
2012-09-27 10:39:25 AM  
Came in for Alan Rickman pictures from Die Hard. Leaving delighted and mildly giddy. Mr. Rickman is a month younger than my father but i don't care.

And yes, we should be aware of our surroundings but don't be "chicken with the head cut off" panicky about it. Stupid promotion is stupid.
 
2012-09-27 10:39:58 AM  
So that's what happened. Wondered why KNX was down. Thankfully, traffic wasn't too much of a headache yesterday.
 
2012-09-27 10:40:06 AM  

vernonFL: [25.media.tumblr.com image 449x391]

I'mma count to three. Ain't gonna be no fo'. Gimme tha code!


www.cumberlandspaceman.co.uk

'MoNique, booby, I'm your white knight.'
 
2012-09-27 10:41:55 AM  
worldonline.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com

Child's play

/Hot like a fireball
 
2012-09-27 11:14:25 AM  

Lone Stranger: Does the clock always run at least 15 minutes late?


I've actually seen "sensitivity" materials that claim that asking people to be on time is racist.
 
2012-09-27 11:19:37 AM  
geektyrant.com

"schießen um die Uhr"


content7.flixster.com

"Whaaa....??"


geektyrant.com

"Shoot....the clock."
 
2012-09-27 11:33:24 AM  

JohnAnnArbor: I've actually seen "sensitivity" materials that claim that asking people to be on time is racist.


I'm pretty sure that I could make that request into something racist as hell.
 
2012-09-27 12:19:30 PM  

fireclown: JohnAnnArbor: I've actually seen "sensitivity" materials that claim that asking people to be on time is racist.

I'm pretty sure that I could make that request into something racist as hell.


No, they clearly meant innocuous, gee-be-on-time-for-class-or-work stuff. It was "culturally incorrect" or some such BS to expect it of everyone.
 
2012-09-27 04:16:30 PM  
Bomb at a radio station?

images.tvrage.com

/Link hotter than phone cops.
 
2012-09-27 07:48:23 PM  
hey, at least the promotion for the new show was a success!
 
2012-09-27 09:15:22 PM  
ic.pics.livejournal.com

Do not tell me you have dynamite in your trousers.
 
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