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(CNN)   OMG. When my two-year-old grabbed my keys and starting pounding and scratching the back of my new iPhone 5, it left scratches. Also, it's too light   ( divider line 7
    More: Stupid, iPhone, online mapping, adapters, Phil Schiller  
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4285 clicks; posted to Geek » on 27 Sep 2012 at 5:06 AM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-27 10:46:26 AM  
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2012-09-27 12:53:32 AM  
2 votes:
And I'd like to complain about that woman's hideous fingernails. However, we don't always get what we want.
2012-09-27 02:18:56 PM  
1 votes:
I don't know why so many people are complaining about the power cords. Sure they loose some compatibility with their accessories, but Apple provided a solution that converts the old connector to the new connector.

Does anyone remember the days before smart phones, when every goddamned cell phone came with it's own proprietary port and power cord?

A redesign of a power cord every ten years is fine by me. Frankly I was expecting a new cord way back when Apple was about to announce the first iPhone.
2012-09-27 11:15:58 AM  
1 votes:

albuquerquehalsey: #whitepeopleproblems


1. If you let a small child near an electronic device worth several hundred dollars, you get what you deserve.
2. When you lose your car keys, do you blame Ford?
3. Tape your iPhone to a farking brick.
4. Got nuthin'.
5. Shove your iPhone up your ass. No light will escape from there...
2012-09-27 09:04:18 AM  
1 votes:
If you have a 2 year old and you buy anything fancy for your life, you're a farking idiot.

Your car seats will get covered in puke, you'll find toast in your DVD player and they'll add their own creative touches to a piece of original art. And yes, they'll be stimulated by smashing key rings against the back of your phone. Every sane person I know with small kids has ripped their Disney DVDs, because otherwise, you find yourself regularly buy new ones as the old ones get covered in peanut butter.
2012-09-27 06:39:40 AM  
1 votes:
Newsflash: young children destroy everything you love and the speed with which they destroy it is directly proportional to how valued said item is.

Followup: the same is true for cats.
2012-09-27 01:17:29 AM  
1 votes:
OMG that was a real complaint. If you have young children, everything precious you own should be encased in bubble wrap or a hard case or you have no one but yourself to blame if it gets broke.
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