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(NYPost)   Celebrity chef Sandra Lee to publish self-titled lifestyle magazine that tells you how to live life the Sandra Lee way. Prefab, without soul, and immersed in alcohol?   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, lifestyle magazine, Bristol-Myers Squibb, TV Guide, how to live, Le Cordon Bleu, Oprah Winfrey, tv talk shows, celebrity chef  
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2012-09-27 09:38:59 AM  
2 votes:

DoBeDoBeDo: She's a lush with great teets and you guys are worried if she can cook?

What good are tits if what they're attached to can't make me dinner?
2012-09-27 10:09:15 AM  
1 vote:
I adore her. She came from nothing. Like her parents were both absent drunks and Sandra took care of the family. Sure her recipes probably suck (I haven't tried any but then neither have any of you) She's a Midwestern gal cooking flyover land, church potluck and family food classed up by her ridiculous "tablescapes" and horrifically strong cocktails. Seriously, watch her "measure" a "shot" sometime. She got her first fortune by inventing some plastic loop that, with some fabric, could make 25 different window treatments. She parlayed that into a marriage with a bigtime home builder and parlayed the alimony from that marriage into her TV show. She's basically harmless and is pretty much the first lady of New York. If Cuomo ever got to be President, she'd be our First Lady and we all deserve nothing less. I say, go Sandy! And make me a cocktail using Yoohoo, a half a bottle of Grey Goose, a can of Duncan Hines German Chocolate frosting and garnish it with chocolate jimmies.
2012-09-27 07:28:38 AM  
1 vote:
Rich, drunk, surrounded by cake, shamelessly lazy, and dating the Governor of New York is no way to go through life, S-

Oh, hang on. She's living Fark's dream.
2012-09-27 03:11:43 AM  
1 vote:
Eh, I could go for a Kwanzaa cake right about now.
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