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(NYPost)   Celebrity chef Sandra Lee to publish self-titled lifestyle magazine that tells you how to live life the Sandra Lee way. Prefab, without soul, and immersed in alcohol?   (nypost.com) divider line 46
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2012-09-27 03:11:43 AM  
Eh, I could go for a Kwanzaa cake right about now.
 
2012-09-27 03:12:35 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Eh, I could go for a Kwanzaa cake right about now.


I just want her to help me craft the perfect soulscape.
 
2012-09-27 03:59:47 AM  
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2012-09-27 05:41:59 AM  
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2012-09-27 06:55:00 AM  
She DID NOT graduate from Cordon Bleu. She admits it herself that she took one or two classes and then quit. I'll see if I can find her exact quote. She is a complete moron.

Good headline subby! immersed in alcohol indeed!
 
2012-09-27 06:59:48 AM  
Isn't that how half this country lives already?
 
2012-09-27 07:28:38 AM  
Rich, drunk, surrounded by cake, shamelessly lazy, and dating the Governor of New York is no way to go through life, S-

Oh, hang on. She's living Fark's dream.
 
2012-09-27 07:32:03 AM  
I like my women like I like my baba au rhum.
 
2012-09-27 07:33:08 AM  
She has lovely cupcakes:

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2012-09-27 07:38:28 AM  
I couldn't find her direct quote, but this sums it up...

"Lee later attended a two-week course at Le Cordon Bleu, but did not attain any certifications or degrees during her time there, nor did she complete the course. "I was scraping beef tendons and I thought, 'I'm outta here!"' she says. "When you look at a recipe you want to know that at least four of the ingredients are available at your grocery store. It's more cost-effective and less time-consuming." She reportedly left after two days."

And it was an "associate" school in Canada
 
2012-09-27 07:43:48 AM  
I would very much like to be part of a Sandra/Giada sandwich.
 
2012-09-27 08:30:35 AM  
Quick, somebody post the Kwanzaa cake!
 
2012-09-27 08:33:19 AM  
 
2012-09-27 09:12:10 AM  
 
2012-09-27 09:25:37 AM  
She's a lush with great teets and you guys are worried if she can cook?
 
2012-09-27 09:37:14 AM  

Cythraul: Quick, somebody post the Kwanzaa cake!


The whole "Holiday" cake series is worth a view, but yes Kwanzaa Cake is the best one still.

Heirloom Noel Cake (seriously, how much bourbon was she downing to come up with that description?)

Hannukah Cake

I admit that I may get a few mixes from the store but goddammit at least I bake it up myself. Frosting's home made though. None of the canned crap.
 
2012-09-27 09:38:59 AM  

DoBeDoBeDo: She's a lush with great teets and you guys are worried if she can cook?


What good are tits if what they're attached to can't make me dinner?
 
2012-09-27 09:39:08 AM  
Oh, and this was a fun read last year. Sandra Lee's Drunken Wonderland
 
2012-09-27 09:42:57 AM  
Is this that drunk biatch that uses boxed and canned ingredients because she's a lazy coont?
 
2012-09-27 09:43:59 AM  
Nothing beats a "Fourth of July Heritage Loaf".

/Lee isn't a chef but has very nice ta-tas and occasionally displays the toe so what is not to like.
 
2012-09-27 09:50:04 AM  

DubyaHater: DoBeDoBeDo: She's a lush with great teets and you guys are worried if she can cook?

What good are tits if what they're attached to can't make me dinner?


See you're thinking "relationship", I'm thinking grudge fark.
 
2012-09-27 10:05:35 AM  
Yule Log is my favorite. I mean...WTF?
 
2012-09-27 10:09:15 AM  
I adore her. She came from nothing. Like her parents were both absent drunks and Sandra took care of the family. Sure her recipes probably suck (I haven't tried any but then neither have any of you) She's a Midwestern gal cooking flyover land, church potluck and family food classed up by her ridiculous "tablescapes" and horrifically strong cocktails. Seriously, watch her "measure" a "shot" sometime. She got her first fortune by inventing some plastic loop that, with some fabric, could make 25 different window treatments. She parlayed that into a marriage with a bigtime home builder and parlayed the alimony from that marriage into her TV show. She's basically harmless and is pretty much the first lady of New York. If Cuomo ever got to be President, she'd be our First Lady and we all deserve nothing less. I say, go Sandy! And make me a cocktail using Yoohoo, a half a bottle of Grey Goose, a can of Duncan Hines German Chocolate frosting and garnish it with chocolate jimmies.
 
2012-09-27 10:14:31 AM  

tricycleracer: Is this that drunk biatch that uses boxed and canned ingredients because she's a lazy coont?


Yeah, kinda. Her whole thing is that she wanted to show people that you could make something interesting for dinner out of prepared foods by combining them, rather than plopping mac and cheese in front of your kids and saying "Eat up, you little turds."

She got her start in this whole "semi-homemade" thing by taking care of her siblings because her family life sucked. Her mom divorced and moved them around a bunch, and they were pretty poor her whole childhood. Her mom didn't give her much money, if any, to buy groceries, so she had to be creative with what she could get on food stamps. That, and she was beat by her step-father, and her mom banned her form contacting her grandmother who raised her the first four years of he life. She had a pretty bad childhood.

You may not like her cooking or home-making advice, but you gotta admit she's done remarkably well in turning her life around. Plus when she advocates for food banks and relieving childhood hunger and poverty, she's speaking from experience rather than some sense of noblese oblige.
 
2012-09-27 10:16:31 AM  

MaoTenDoo: Yule Log is my favorite. I mean...WTF?


No. No no. nonononono. And oversized Little Debbie swiss roll + Cool Whip ≠ Yule Log.
 
2012-09-27 10:38:44 AM  

schubie: Sure her recipes probably suck (I haven't tried any but then neither have any of you)


I haven't? Weird. I could have sworn I made at least three of her recipes before. It's good you came here to tell me that I indeed had not. Now I'm going to have to figure out who's implanting false memories in my brain.

And her recipes aren't that horrible. It's decent stuff for people with little time on a tight budget. But I generally like to make as much stuff from scratch as I reasonably can.

Now Rachel Ray. Her recipes suck, big time.
 
2012-09-27 10:46:41 AM  

DubyaHater: What good are tits if what they're attached to can't make me dinner?


She can bring me a beer while I titty-fark her. Who needs dinner?
 
2012-09-27 10:54:19 AM  

tricycleracer: Is this that drunk biatch that uses boxed and canned ingredients because she's a lazy coont?


As a busy parent who enjoys beers on the weekend I approve of her semi homemade alcohol infused recipes. Ok, not all of them. Nice rack though.
 
2012-09-27 11:23:03 AM  
She had a Christmas tree decorated entirely with wine and cocktail glasses.
 
2012-09-27 11:38:10 AM  

PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 480x360]


Goddamnit I really thought I would be the first and was nowhere near it.

+1
 
2012-09-27 11:45:44 AM  
Sandra Lee and Rachael Ray have their place for beginner cooks and busy parents who want to do something a little fancy.

Should they be called chefs though? Cooks definitely but chefs? No. Being a chef requires more skill and knowledge.
 
2012-09-27 12:06:17 PM  

The Crepes of Wrath: She can bring me a beer while I titty-fark her.


Doesn't she need to be non-ambulatory while you do that? I'm trying to imaging how this would happen, and it's just not working.
 
2012-09-27 01:06:52 PM  

KatjaMouse: And oversized Little Debbie swiss roll


Is it wrong that I find this concept appealing enough to try it at least once?

I much prefer the hexagonal shaped Little Debbie cakes, anyway.
 
2012-09-27 01:14:14 PM  

shortymac: Sandra Lee and Rachael Ray have their place for beginner cooks and busy parents who want to do something a little fancy.

Should they be called chefs though? Cooks definitely but chefs? No. Being a chef requires more skill and knowledge.


Ray makes sure she does NOT get called chef. She goes out of her way to enforce that.
 
2012-09-27 01:38:52 PM  
(ignorant+bored)•stupid-(cupsize+sluttines)=Sandra!
 
2012-09-27 02:00:36 PM  
I've never seen her show, but I am a huge fan of her fine attributes.
 
2012-09-27 03:12:36 PM  
My wife and I saw Sandra's show while flipping through the channels. It was like a car wreck you couldn't tear your eyes from. Finally, after what seemed like hours of silence, my wife said, "This show is all about tablescapes and booze!"

It was our catchphrase for months. We ended up calling our WoW PvP team "Tablescapes n Booze".
 
2012-09-27 04:02:11 PM  
LOL damn some of you biatches are up early in the morning filled with hate over something that doesn't matter.
 
2012-09-27 04:12:59 PM  
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2012-09-27 04:13:55 PM  
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2012-09-27 06:18:43 PM  
Now, now, let's not argue. Can we just all agree that Bobby Flay is a douche?
 
2012-09-27 08:13:10 PM  

thamike: [rocknrollghost.com image 308x365]


Right back atcha Bordain, you over-hyped, narcissist hipsturd.
 
2012-09-27 08:26:40 PM  
I heard she does anal
 
2012-09-27 08:34:13 PM  

The_Eliminator: tricycleracer: Is this that drunk biatch that uses boxed and canned ingredients because she's a lazy coont?

Yeah, kinda. Her whole thing is that she wanted to show people that you could make something interesting for dinner out of prepared foods by combining them, rather than plopping mac and cheese in front of your kids and saying "Eat up, you little turds."

She got her start in this whole "semi-homemade" thing by taking care of her siblings because her family life sucked. Her mom divorced and moved them around a bunch, and they were pretty poor her whole childhood. Her mom didn't give her much money, if any, to buy groceries, so she had to be creative with what she could get on food stamps. That, and she was beat by her step-father, and her mom banned her form contacting her grandmother who raised her the first four years of he life. She had a pretty bad childhood.

You may not like her cooking or home-making advice, but you gotta admit she's done remarkably well in turning her life around. Plus when she advocates for food banks and relieving childhood hunger and poverty, she's speaking from experience rather than some sense of noblese oblige.


So basically she's like the person to go to when you want to know how best to spruce up your ramen? Actually that doesn't sound very bad at all. Sounds like several bachelors could learn a thing or two from her, really. I mean, most cooking shows are for people who have more kitchen utensils than actual pieces of silverware, who understand the word "roux" without having to look it up in a dictionary. It sounds like Sandra Lee's show is more for the people who have two kitchen knives and MAYBE a cheese grater, if they're lucky. That's a perfectly valid audience to market to.

And if she happens to be liquored up while cooking, more's the better. I suspect a lot of her target audience will be too.
 
2012-09-28 03:11:06 AM  

The_Eliminator: tricycleracer: Is this that drunk biatch that uses boxed and canned ingredients because she's a lazy coont?

Yeah, kinda. Her whole thing is that she wanted to show people that you could make something interesting for dinner out of prepared foods by combining them, rather than plopping mac and cheese in front of your kids and saying "Eat up, you little turds."

She got her start in this whole "semi-homemade" thing by taking care of her siblings because her family life sucked. Her mom divorced and moved them around a bunch, and they were pretty poor her whole childhood. Her mom didn't give her much money, if any, to buy groceries, so she had to be creative with what she could get on food stamps. That, and she was beat by her step-father, and her mom banned her form contacting her grandmother who raised her the first four years of he life. She had a pretty bad childhood.

You may not like her cooking or home-making advice, but you gotta admit she's done remarkably well in turning her life around. Plus when she advocates for food banks and relieving childhood hunger and poverty, she's speaking from experience rather than some sense of noblese oblige.


Somebody just got told.
 
2012-09-28 05:35:58 AM  

inthesticks: thamike: [rocknrollghost.com image 308x365]

Right back atcha Bordain, you over-hyped, narcissist hipsturd.


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