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(Daily Express)   Woman reflects on her mirror addiction   (express.co.uk) divider line 61
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2012-09-26 09:29:06 PM
found that women look in the mirror around 38 times a day.

Holy shiat. As a guy, I look once for a good 2-3 seconds to make my shirt is more or less tucked in correctly in back and that I remembered to shave and brush my hair.
 
2012-09-26 09:31:51 PM
I dunno, but that face could cure me of my sex addiction.
 
2012-09-26 09:42:46 PM
whatthefarkamireading.jpg
 
2012-09-26 10:12:07 PM
FTFA: A NEW beauty trend is on the rise which promises to help women feel more confident - introducing "mirror fasting". The theory is that by avoiding looking in mirrors for a significant period of time you will become less fixated on your image and will boost your self-esteem.

WTF? So, we're saying that avoiding the truth about the way you look is a way of boosting your self-esteem?
 
2012-09-26 10:17:23 PM
How did the Daily Mail get scooped on this one??
 
2012-09-26 11:33:26 PM
She should stop looking at herself in mirrors entirely. How else would she forget her large forehead, pasty complexion and flat boring hair?
 
2012-09-27 12:02:22 AM
www.healthmadeeasy.com

What a mirror addiction may look like
 
2012-09-27 12:32:58 AM
I'm faceblind and don't recognize myself in mirrors, so i'm getting a kick, etc.

But seriously. isn't in the morning and after lunch (assuming you wear lipstick) quite sufficient?
 
2012-09-27 12:35:09 AM
elle sees elle
elle saw elle was elle
 
2012-09-27 12:35:43 AM
Chop your breakfast on a mirror.
 
2012-09-27 12:36:55 AM
My ear hair grows about a half inch between my mirror checks.
 
2012-09-27 12:41:44 AM
Sounds like a bullsh*t addiction to me.
 
2012-09-27 12:44:08 AM
img.totaloutdoornetwork.com

Step away from the mirror!
 
2012-09-27 12:45:27 AM
Looking in the mirror reduces self esteem? Maybe in England. Those farkers are homely motherfarkers.
 
2012-09-27 12:47:24 AM
Is her name Terisa?
 
2012-09-27 12:48:56 AM
I don't know where they are getting their facts from. 38 times? Who the hell has that kind of time?

And I'm not a fan of mirrors everywhere. All that leads to is startling the hell out of yourself at 3 am when you stumble into the kitchen for a glass of water. I'm not good with startling, I throw punches and shout.
 
2012-09-27 12:51:27 AM
I love looking into the mirror; I'm always surprised by what I see.

"Ooh, *that* is what I look like today. Very well, hope you can cope, World."
 
2012-09-27 12:52:29 AM
Is it just me, or does anybody else spend a lot of time using a little hand mirror, to check the underside of their nutsack for ticks?
 
2012-09-27 12:54:17 AM
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-27 12:58:22 AM
id giver her aDICKtion, AMIRITE???

/ not really
 
2012-09-27 12:58:53 AM
realizedworth.com
 
2012-09-27 01:02:13 AM
www.luciddreamgirl.com
But what's your reflection doing when you have your back turned?
 
2012-09-27 01:06:38 AM

Mr. Potatoass: Is it just me, or does anybody else spend a lot of time using a little hand mirror, to check the underside of their nutsack for ticks?


I do that all the time.

/wait, my nutsack?
//nevermind then
 
2012-09-27 01:07:27 AM
I actually have an irrational fear of mirrors, for basically Baron's post
 
2012-09-27 01:09:58 AM
popcultureaffidavit.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-27 01:11:21 AM

Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: A NEW beauty trend is on the rise which promises to help women feel more confident - introducing "mirror fasting". The theory is that by avoiding looking in mirrors for a significant period of time you will become less fixated on your image and will boost your self-esteem.

WTF? So, we're saying that avoiding the truth about the way you look is a way of boosting your self-esteem?


I think the idea is that women are more critical of themselves than the "truth", i.e. how most other people will judge them. Since self confidence makes people more attractive, there's a potential for self-fulfulling prophesy.
 
2012-09-27 01:13:10 AM

Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: A NEW beauty trend is on the rise which promises to help women feel more confident - introducing "mirror fasting". The theory is that by avoiding looking in mirrors for a significant period of time you will become less fixated on your image and will boost your self-esteem.

WTF? So, we're saying that avoiding the truth about the way you look is a way of boosting your self-esteem?


In most cases, yes.
 
2012-09-27 01:13:15 AM
I did not see that coming.
 
2012-09-27 01:16:39 AM

Fecal Conservative: I did not see that coming.


I'm reflecting on what you said.
 
2012-09-27 01:19:14 AM

Mr. Potatoass: Is it just me, or does anybody else spend a lot of time using a little hand mirror, to check the underside of their nutsack for ticks?


That's why god invented cameras on the screen side of cell phones my friend.

I'll never forget the day the idea first came to me. I was laying in bed and was having some asshole pain. Wasn't sure if it was a tick, a 'roid or what. I'm trying to figure out where in our house there's a mirror I can get a good long look at my ass and my gaze passed over my cell phone. The rest is history.
 
2012-09-27 01:21:12 AM

Shrugging Atlas: Mr. Potatoass: Is it just me, or does anybody else spend a lot of time using a little hand mirror, to check the underside of their nutsack for ticks?

That's why god invented cameras on the screen side of cell phones my friend.

I'll never forget the day the idea first came to me. I was laying in bed and was having some asshole pain. Wasn't sure if it was a tick, a 'roid or what. I'm trying to figure out where in our house there's a mirror I can get a good long look at my ass and my gaze passed over my cell phone. The rest is history.


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-09-27 01:22:51 AM
*
 
2012-09-27 01:35:27 AM
When I look in a mirror I see myself captain of the football team, winning at the Rose Bowl.

/Graduated 30 years ago
//College didn't even have a football team
///I wasn't even on our unicycle team
 
2012-09-27 01:42:38 AM
something something snow white
 
2012-09-27 01:52:09 AM
 
2012-09-27 01:53:37 AM

RoyBatty: When I look in a mirror I see myself captain of the football team, winning at the Rose Bowl.


Yeah, you're seeing things people wouldn't believe.
 
2012-09-27 02:01:51 AM

Point02GPA: Shrugging Atlas: Mr. Potatoass: Is it just me, or does anybody else spend a lot of time using a little hand mirror, to check the underside of their nutsack for ticks?

That's why god invented cameras on the screen side of cell phones my friend.

I'll never forget the day the idea first came to me. I was laying in bed and was having some asshole pain. Wasn't sure if it was a tick, a 'roid or what. I'm trying to figure out where in our house there's a mirror I can get a good long look at my ass and my gaze passed over my cell phone. The rest is history.

Pics or it didn't happen.


all my life, any time i see a camera just sitting there if no one else is around i take a picture of my naked butt cheeks. a few times i've snuck a camera into another room where there was no people were so i could indulge myself.
 
2012-09-27 02:02:46 AM
Mirrors make it easier when I'm dancing with myself.

/But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
 
2012-09-27 02:18:45 AM
So... she isn't vain or anything, but she is 'somewhat addicted' to her reflection. Someone should also tell her that if she wants to see how other people see her then she should use a camera instead of a mirror.
 
2012-09-27 02:26:55 AM
As a person with very few accessible mirrors in the house, I suppose her theory is valid; I don't spend *much* time looking in them, other than when doing my hair and whatnot. However there's a drawback - I'm convinced that if I had more/larger mirrors, I would stop eating as much because I'd be able to truly see how fat I've gotten >.
 
2012-09-27 02:49:13 AM

fusillade762: How did the Daily Mail get scooped on this one??


They never saw it coming.
 
2012-09-27 03:04:56 AM

Point02GPA: Shrugging Atlas: Mr. Potatoass: Is it just me, or does anybody else spend a lot of time using a little hand mirror, to check the underside of their nutsack for ticks?

That's why god invented cameras on the screen side of cell phones my friend.

I'll never forget the day the idea first came to me. I was laying in bed and was having some asshole pain. Wasn't sure if it was a tick, a 'roid or what. I'm trying to figure out where in our house there's a mirror I can get a good long look at my ass and my gaze passed over my cell phone. The rest is history.

Pics or it didn't happen.


Don't listen to them.
We'll take your word on that.
 
2012-09-27 03:20:26 AM
Ya gotta check yer abs man.
 
2012-09-27 03:21:18 AM

Buffet: Ya gotta check yer abs man.


Don't you have some videos to return?
 
2012-09-27 03:57:53 AM
Sooo I guess since I understand where she's coming from I'm a little strange? I am constantly looking in, mirrors, trying to make sure I look alright. I'm not picky about the relective surface either, anything that I can see myself in will do. I also change a minimum of three times (on average) before leaving the house. I thought all women do that? I guess not.
 
2012-09-27 04:02:54 AM

Imafarkinglady: Sooo I guess since I understand where she's coming from I'm a little strange? I am constantly looking in, mirrors, trying to make sure I look alright. I'm not picky about the relective surface either, anything that I can see myself in will do. I also change a minimum of three times (on average) before leaving the house. I thought all women do that? I guess not.


If I leave the house, I change at least twice a day (once into street clothes, once out of them when I get home). I'll change them another time or two based on activities (yardwork, hiking, gym, etc).

Hardly ever more than once before leaving the house however...
 
2012-09-27 04:15:17 AM
My boyfriend always makes fun of me because sometimes I will change 8-10 times, and end up in the original outfit I had on. All before even leaving the house. Im not vain, self-conscious is more accurate.
 
2012-09-27 04:23:15 AM
What a woman looking in a mirror may look like:

thepaperwall.com

/very hot
 
2012-09-27 07:49:23 AM
I`m not vain, I just like looking at myself in the mirror a lot and worry about my appearance constantly.....
 
2012-09-27 08:21:40 AM
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/177250.The_Mirror_of_Her_Dreams

/Not his best work, but decent (slow!)
//The Gap Cycle would be his best work, grind through the first 2, trust me
 
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