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(Huffington Post)   Brian Wilson fired from the Beach Boys. This is not a flashback from the 1960's   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 84
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2012-09-26 07:15:14 PM  
Mike Love is an a**hole. Always has been.
 
2012-09-26 08:40:54 PM  

olddeegee: Mike Love is an a**hole. Always And a big time has-been.

 

Enhanced it a bit.
 
2012-09-26 09:03:02 PM  
Beach Boys, sandy vaginas... they seem to go together

/only good vibrations those old geezers get these days is from their pacemakers
 
2012-09-26 09:17:20 PM  
The fact that Mike Love has the legal right to fire Brian Wilson from The Beach Boys is perhaps the clearest indication that the justice system is broken.
 
2012-09-26 09:21:14 PM  
There's a show I won't miss missing.
 
2012-09-26 09:25:10 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: There's a show I won't miss missing.


Heh... well said
 
2012-09-26 09:36:09 PM  
I wish they would change their name to The John Stamos Experience.
 
2012-09-26 09:41:21 PM  
I'd pay money to see the other three "fired" members with a backing band that doesn't include Mike Love, I don't care what they call themselves.
 
2012-09-26 09:43:01 PM  
The exiting Beach Boys will be replaced by the group's long-time backing band, which includes Love's son Christian

The Christian Love Band?
 
2012-09-26 10:00:58 PM  
FARK Mike Love!
 
2012-09-26 10:00:59 PM  

Hollie Maea: The fact that Mike Love has the legal right to fire Brian Wilson from The Beach Boys is perhaps the clearest indication that the justice system is broken.


Uh...why?
 
2012-09-26 10:01:34 PM  
imageshack.us

I didn't know there was a Ferengi in the Beach Boys.
 
2012-09-26 10:07:15 PM  

MrEricSir: [imageshack.us image 147x173]

I didn't know there was a Ferengi in the Beach Boys.


R.O.A. 111: "Treat people in your debt like family ... exploit them".
 
2012-09-26 10:11:07 PM  
Time for a little deuce coup d'état.
 
2012-09-26 10:11:33 PM  
How the fark are any of those guys still standing under their own power?
 
2012-09-26 10:21:09 PM  
i.usatoday.net

First, season ending Tommy John surgery, now this.
 
2012-09-26 10:21:35 PM  
The beach Boys were the 1st band I ever listened to.My older brothers
had the 45's. I can't wait NOT to see this tour.
 
2012-09-26 10:22:25 PM  
Lots of starch in their long johns.
 
2012-09-26 10:24:38 PM  
I do hope brian breaks out of his acid induced stupor, digs up a now mummified carl, and hits the road with Al Jardine as the "Mike Love is a Douche" band. They can get back together and....do it again.
 
2012-09-26 10:26:14 PM  
Every time I think Mike Love has reached the pinnacle of assholishness, he's goes and proves me wrong by setting the bar even higher.
 
2012-09-26 10:28:30 PM  

Confabulat: I'd pay money to see the other three "fired" members with a backing band that doesn't include Mike Love, I don't care what they call themselves.


Ebenator: FARK Mike Love!


The Fark Mike Love Band!
 
2012-09-26 10:30:17 PM  

Mr. Potatoass: [i.usatoday.net image 490x360]

First, season ending Tommy John surgery, now this.


Wow, Chris Meloni has really let himself go.
 
2012-09-26 10:32:20 PM  
It's not very rock 'n roll when your band is sponsored by Jitterbug phones and Depends.
 
2012-09-26 10:33:42 PM  
Bruce Johnston continues to be a major d-bag as well. This was first evidenced by "I Write the Songs", which he wrote for Barry Manilow. How could someone hang around Brian Wilson and still be even remotely capable of composing such dreck?
 
2012-09-26 10:34:31 PM  

olddeegee: Mike Love


The original Axl Rose.
 
2012-09-26 10:37:27 PM  
 
2012-09-26 10:42:09 PM  
I saw the Beach Boys tour bus on the freeway once.It was in
the fast lane going 50 mph with its right blinker on.
 
2012-09-26 10:44:26 PM  
imageshack.us

I didn't know there was a Ferengi in the Beach Boys.


I don't think that's a Ferengi...


www.blogcdn.com
 
2012-09-26 10:46:04 PM  

MrEricSir: [imageshack.us image 147x173]

I didn't know there was a Ferengi in the Beach Boys.


Are you sure that's not Gollum......or the Crypt Keeper, maybe? Whatever it is, the only way to kill it is decapitation.
 
2012-09-26 10:46:33 PM  
oh for the days when a portable transistor radio was the hip electronic thing to have.
 
2012-09-26 10:58:39 PM  
Came for some Mike Love hate. Leaving happy. Seriously, fark that asshole
 
2012-09-26 11:06:46 PM  
They were always crazy.
Pet sounds? Impossible to do!
 
2012-09-26 11:06:55 PM  

Hollie Maea: The fact that Mike Love has the legal right to fire Brian Wilson from The Beach Boys is perhaps the clearest indication that the justice system is broken.


Brian Wilson spent more than a decade in a drug and alcohol fueled, mentally-ill haze. He gets some of the blame for his lack of involvement in the Beach Boys. No one wanted to be involved with him for most of the 70's and part of the 80's, and he probably sold his share in the band for coke money.
 
2012-09-26 11:11:27 PM  
FARK MIKE LOVE.
 
2012-09-26 11:13:20 PM  
Was he lying in bed?

/Nothings obscure on Fark.
 
2012-09-26 11:15:18 PM  

KrispyKritter: oh for the days when a portable transistor radio was the hip electronic thing to have.


I still have a Sony 2R - 31 AM radio. It still works although it makes a lot of static when the volume wheel is turned.

Built them to last back then, I guess. They came out around 1970.
 
2012-09-26 11:16:03 PM  
Hmm, who am I gonna side with here, the guy who wrote "God Only Knows", or the guy who threw together a Christmas song by search-and-replacing the words "deuce coupe" with "Saint Nick"?

Fark Mike and Bruce and their soporific Jimmy Buffett knockoff bullshiat.
 
2012-09-26 11:23:02 PM  
The fark Mike Love chant has been around forever on pretty much every music site out there. From what I understand, he owns the name, therefore he can do what he wants.

Therefore, fark Mike Love.
 
2012-09-26 11:34:26 PM  
Wouldn't it be nice
If we could go out
Your as a band
Again,

And wouldn't
It be nice to tour
As a band
Again,

But mike love
Said no
An it wouldn't be
Again,

So we haaaaaad to waaaaait,

For the paaaaydaaay

Another year,

Agiiiinnnnnn!!!!!
 
2012-09-26 11:40:14 PM  
What a mouth full of sores.
 
2012-09-26 11:47:12 PM  
Y'know, I bet that if Brian Wilson were to throw his fellow fired Beach Boys a bone, and go on tour as Brian Wilson and the Wondermints (Featuring Al Jardine and David Marks), they would do a much better concert in much bigger venues than Mike Love's usual Beach Boys county fair tour.
 
2012-09-27 12:02:41 AM  
how did a beach boy drown?
 
2012-09-27 12:05:40 AM  

expobill: how did a beach boy drown?


I bet it had something to do with the Sloop John B, and an uncaring crewman seeing someone go overboard and instead of doing something about it, he just tells his crewmates "Sail on, Sailor".
 
2012-09-27 12:11:32 AM  
Mike Love's voice was just another instrument that Brian Wilson composed for.
 
2012-09-27 12:13:10 AM  
this story is a re-pete
 
2012-09-27 12:15:36 AM  
Sad. At least Dennis had the decency to die back in '83.

Live fast, die young, etc....
 
2012-09-27 12:16:12 AM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: this story is a re-pete


The "follow-up" tag means something, you know...

The last story was about rumors of Mike Love thinking about being a douchebag at some point in the near future.

Now, Love has gone full-on douchebag, and warranted a new story.
 
2012-09-27 12:23:11 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Y'know, I bet that if Brian Wilson were to throw his fellow fired Beach Boys a bone, and go on tour as Brian Wilson and the Wondermints (Featuring Al Jardine and David Marks), they would do a much better concert in much bigger venues than Mike Love's usual Beach Boys county fair tour.


I'd pay to hear that. Mike Love's Beach Boys, not so much.
 
2012-09-27 12:25:48 AM  
Seriously, guys (or Boys, rather) don'cha think it's time to put the band to bed?

Mike Love has been a smarmy asshole ever since anyone can remember. It was him, remember, who was such a dick during the "Smile" sessions, Brian gave up on the whole project.

These guys..they're like, what, pushing 75, at least?

Seriously..lay it down.
 
2012-09-27 12:30:14 AM  

gingerjet: How the fark are any of those guys still standing under their own power?


I recently saw CSN. 67, 68 and 71 years old. They played a damn fine show. Roger Waters is what? 67 or so and still prances around on stage.

Old does not mean dead, ya know.
 
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