fusillade762: They found his real birth certificate?
Lorelle: Richard Nixon's signature is on the moon. Where's the conservative outrage over THAT??
Introitus: Because the universe is expanding and because time machines can be programmed to land in the same spot in the universe without having to worry about displacement, Obama just traveled back to a time when earth occupied the same spot at a different point in time as mars did. He then turned on the displacement function and teleported backwards or forwards in time to when mars occupied the same spot. Then he signed the plaque. Then time traveled back.
cretinbob: Lorelle: Richard Nixon's signature is on the moon. Where's the conservative outrage over THAT??
eraser8: Lorelle: Richard Nixon's signature is on the moon. Where's the conservative outrage over THAT??The wingnuts aren't outraged that Obama's signature is on Mars. They're outraged that he used an autopen!!!1!
JolobinSmokin: Obama keeps racking up the firsts that will be remembered in history books.First black,First person with a signature on an different planet,Universal healthcare,Saw the end of a depression,Reformed the financial industry more than any president in 40+ yearsCreated the private/public way back for the American auto industry.He's Farked up a bit too, but compared to what the republicans have to offer he's,Thomas Jefferson had a baby with Harriet Tubman multiplied by potatoe infinity better than mitt RomneyIn drunken conclusion, thank god we are on mars and I hope that in the next fours years atlas V and the other big payload outer earth orbit rockets come online and Elon musk, Boeing and the others take over LEO.It's time to put a president on the moon by 2024.
abhorrent1: Newsflash: No one has traveled to Mars.
RoyBatty: [dlnqnt.com image 500x415]Why couldn't we have sent George W. Bush to Mars in 2000?
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