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(Christian Science Monitor)   If Obama never traveled to Mars, as the White House claims, why is his signature on the Red Planet?   (csmonitor.com) divider line 31
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2012-09-26 07:01:10 PM  
They found his real birth certificate?
 
2012-09-26 07:04:11 PM  

fusillade762: They found his real birth certificate?


You mean...?

i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-26 07:07:04 PM  
Richard Nixon's signature is on the moon. Where's the conservative outrage over THAT??
 
2012-09-26 07:29:13 PM  
Red Planet
Red Menace
Coincidence?
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-09-26 07:31:42 PM  
Because the universe is expanding and because time machines can be programmed to land in the same spot in the universe without having to worry about displacement, Obama just traveled back to a time when earth occupied the same spot at a different point in time as mars did. He then turned on the displacement function and teleported backwards or forwards in time to when mars occupied the same spot. Then he signed the plaque. Then time traveled back.
 
2012-09-26 07:32:42 PM  

Lorelle: Richard Nixon's signature is on the moon. Where's the conservative outrage over THAT??


The wingnuts aren't outraged that Obama's signature is on Mars. They're outraged that he used an autopen!!!1!
 
2012-09-26 07:56:30 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-26 08:13:39 PM  
He signed it because he made that....
You. Did not make that.
 
2012-09-26 08:33:43 PM  

Introitus: Because the universe is expanding and because time machines can be programmed to land in the same spot in the universe without having to worry about displacement, Obama just traveled back to a time when earth occupied the same spot at a different point in time as mars did. He then turned on the displacement function and teleported backwards or forwards in time to when mars occupied the same spot. Then he signed the plaque. Then time traveled back.


Well obviously. Duh.
 
2012-09-26 08:36:01 PM  
All this unnecessary right vs. left outrage. (*sigh)

I'm just waiting the rover to find the remains of a catlike creature.
 
2012-09-26 08:46:56 PM  

Lorelle: Richard Nixon's signature is on the moon. Where's the conservative outrage over THAT??

 
2012-09-26 09:25:40 PM  
That's right biatches.

Nixon owns the moon.
 
2012-09-26 09:44:03 PM  
Easy. It's his father's. It was his dream.
 
2012-09-26 09:49:09 PM  

cretinbob: Lorelle: Richard Nixon's signature is on the moon. Where's the conservative outrage over THAT??


No it's not. The moon landings were fake. His signature is on a sound stage in Nevada.
 
das
2012-09-26 09:57:36 PM  
Secret Martian.
 
2012-09-26 09:59:15 PM  

eraser8: Lorelle: Richard Nixon's signature is on the moon. Where's the conservative outrage over THAT??

The wingnuts aren't outraged that Obama's signature is on Mars. They're outraged that he used an autopen!!!1!


I'm just happy he didn't present Mars with an iPod with his favorite mix.
 
2012-09-26 10:10:24 PM  
dlnqnt.com

Why couldn't we have sent George W. Bush to Mars in 2000?
 
2012-09-26 10:15:11 PM  
That way the martians won't end up looking stupid asking for Houston
 
2012-09-26 11:38:52 PM  
Is it remotely possible that subby was not in fact referencing any derp from the article, and that, in fact, the only outrage over this is commenters in this thread outraging over non-existent outrage?
 
2012-09-26 11:41:32 PM  

Lorelle: Richard Nixon's signature is on the moon. Where's the conservative outrage over THAT??


Although I'm a conservative my rage is more from my pro-science/space side then my conservative side. After all Curiosity was funded under the Bush Administration and Obama already canceled the funding for the next Mars mission.Link
 
2012-09-26 11:44:25 PM  
Obama keeps racking up the firsts that will be remembered in history books.

First black,

First person with a signature on an different planet,

Universal healthcare,

Saw the end of a depression,

Reformed the financial industry more than any president in 40+ years

Created the private/public way back for the American auto industry.

He's Farked up a bit too, but compared to what the republicans have to offer he's,

Thomas Jefferson had a baby with Harriet Tubman multiplied by potatoe infinity better than mitt Romney

In drunken conclusion, thank god we are on mars and I hope that in the next fours years atlas V and the other big payload outer earth orbit rockets come online and Elon musk, Boeing and the others take over LEO.

It's time to put a president on the moon by 2024.
 
2012-09-27 12:00:12 AM  
Poe's Headline.
 
2012-09-27 12:41:30 AM  
Bolden doesn't deserve shiat. That guy's a disgrace to the program.
 
2012-09-27 12:42:22 AM  
There is a long list of things about obummer that pisses me off, this ain't one of them. Although, I do like where this thread is going.
 
2012-09-27 12:52:16 AM  
Biden wants to build Amtrak routes on Mars.
 
2012-09-27 12:53:25 AM  

JolobinSmokin: Obama keeps racking up the firsts that will be remembered in history books.

First black,

First person with a signature on an different planet,

Universal healthcare,

Saw the end of a depression,

Reformed the financial industry more than any president in 40+ years

Created the private/public way back for the American auto industry.

He's Farked up a bit too, but compared to what the republicans have to offer he's,

Thomas Jefferson had a baby with Harriet Tubman multiplied by potatoe infinity better than mitt Romney

In drunken conclusion, thank god we are on mars and I hope that in the next fours years atlas V and the other big payload outer earth orbit rockets come online and Elon musk, Boeing and the others take over LEO.

It's time to put a president on the moon by 2024.


Umm...ok.
 
2012-09-27 01:19:07 AM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-09-27 06:09:41 AM  
Newsflash: No one has traveled to Mars.
 
2012-09-27 12:01:51 PM  

JolobinSmokin: Obama keeps racking up the firsts that will be remembered in history books.

First black,

First person with a signature on an different planet,

Universal healthcare,

Saw the end of a depression,

Reformed the financial industry more than any president in 40+ years

Created the private/public way back for the American auto industry.

He's Farked up a bit too, but compared to what the republicans have to offer he's,

Thomas Jefferson had a baby with Harriet Tubman multiplied by potatoe infinity better than mitt Romney

In drunken conclusion, thank god we are on mars and I hope that in the next fours years atlas V and the other big payload outer earth orbit rockets come online and Elon musk, Boeing and the others take over LEO.

It's time to put a president on the moon by 2024.


Can't tell if trolling, or just a Farker.
 
2012-09-27 09:11:41 PM  

abhorrent1: Newsflash: No one has traveled to Mars.


Sez you.
 
2012-09-28 04:30:41 PM  

RoyBatty: [dlnqnt.com image 500x415]

Why couldn't we have sent George W. Bush to Mars in 2000?


We can make it up by sending the pinko ObaMao instead!
 
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