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(New Statesman)   Republicans in Ohio are growing increasingly paranoid about infiltration by "Democratic Party operatives" at their campaign events. Democrats deny the claims, insisting that Romney is doing a tremendous job sabotaging them on his own   (newstatesman.com) divider line 133
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2012-09-26 08:41:08 PM  
Hard to imagine what the Democrats could do that would be more damaging.
 
2012-09-26 08:44:17 PM  
Dems should simpy reply "maybe we are and maybe we aren't" and leave it at that. The GOP would lose it.
 
2012-09-26 08:47:03 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Dems should simpy reply "maybe we are and maybe we aren't" and leave it at that. The GOP would lose it.


I'd love that. Trolling is always fun
 
2012-09-26 08:58:19 PM  
I'm sure they'll all pull together in the end.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-26 09:00:49 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Hard to imagine what the Democrats could do that would be more damaging.

 
2012-09-26 09:03:24 PM  
What a Democratic operative may look like:

www.biography.com
 
2012-09-26 09:08:16 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: What a Democratic operative may look like:

[www.biography.com image 402x402]


Wait. He's white? I thought he was hispanic. I mean, his dad is Mexican and he looked so dark on Univision ...
 
2012-09-26 09:22:27 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Dems should simpy reply "maybe we are and maybe we aren't" and leave it at that. The GOP would lose it.


It would be fun watching them tear themselves apart looking for the plant.
 
2012-09-26 09:28:39 PM  
Why would you be so incredibly paranoid about that? What, are they doing the same thing to Democratic rallies and they're worried their tactics are being stolen?
 
2012-09-26 09:36:02 PM  
We are rapidly approaching what I'm dubbing the Romney point, where all of the Super PAC money is going to start flowing away from Mitt and towards the Congressional races.
 
2012-09-26 09:38:19 PM  

Mentat: We are rapidly approaching what I'm dubbing the Romney point, where all of the Super PAC money is going to start flowing away from Mitt and towards the C


It's hard to energize people to vote for the bottom of the ticket when the top is a bust.

They're just going to pocket the money through various schemes and disappear until the next round of elections.
 
2012-09-26 10:01:32 PM  
Even though the GOP is watching this thread, the flash mob has been moved to 576845748 time on 56372901.
/sekrit muslim decoder rings needed.
//jk
//not.
 
2012-09-26 10:02:59 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: They're just going to pocket the money through various schemes and disappear until the next round of elections.


Which is what the FBI bean counters should be doing instead of baiting brown people.
 
2012-09-26 10:06:51 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Dems should simpy reply "maybe we are and maybe we aren't" and leave it at that. The GOP would lose it.


Ed: OK fine, I'm, I'll tell you the truth. Diana's CIA, I'm On Her Majesty's Secret Service, we've got the place surrounded... I'm really from Immigration, we thought you might have some illegal aliens working around here.

Shaheen Parvici: What are you playing at?

Ed: I apologize, I've been lying. I'm actually the chairman of the Committee to Reelect the President. I was hoping for a substantial contribution.

Shaheen Parvici: You are mad.

Ed: Now you don't know what to believe, do you?
 
2012-09-26 10:07:03 PM  

vudukungfu: Even though the GOP is watching this thread, the flash mob has been moved to 576845748 time on 56372901.
/sekrit muslim decoder rings needed.
//jk
//not.


D-O-N-T-F-O-R-G-E-T-T-O-D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E
 
2012-09-26 10:12:27 PM  

Mentat: O-R-G-E


Flip the ring to decode the double secrik message.
We're gonna infiltrate, masturbate, castrate, and thormisministrate them.
Google it, then feed it to the translation machine, then EIP it to me to get the final dilution.

We're gonna toast 'n' roast 'n' boast, 'n' host 'n' provost the utmost ghost.
 
2012-09-26 10:13:08 PM  
They do think that Democrats got to McCarthy.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-09-26 10:16:54 PM  

EvilEgg: Nadie_AZ: Dems should simpy reply "maybe we are and maybe we aren't" and leave it at that. The GOP would lose it.

It would be fun watching them tear themselves apart looking for the plant.


I think we should tell them Robin Colcord hid a money belt somewhere at Mittens' next campaign stop.
 
2012-09-26 10:19:41 PM  

GAT_00: Why would you be so incredibly paranoid about that? What, are they doing the same thing to Democratic rallies and they're worried their tactics are being stolen?


So many examples on youtube and fark and you're actually asking? So many examples where they crow about it on Fox and you're asking?
 
2012-09-26 10:23:08 PM  

GAT_00: Why would you be so incredibly paranoid about that? What, are they doing the same thing to Democratic rallies and they're worried their tactics are being stolen?


I wouldn't call it a "Democratic rally," but the assistant editor of the conservative American Spectator stormed the Smithsonian's Air & Space Museum while posing as an Occupy D.C. protestor. He was the only "protestor" to actually enter the museum, causing it to be shut down for security reasons.

So...yes.
 
2012-09-26 10:23:45 PM  

EvilEgg: Nadie_AZ: Dems should simpy reply "maybe we are and maybe we aren't" and leave it at that. The GOP would lose it.

It would be fun watching them tear themselves apart looking for the plant.


Oh, this is a good idea! They could McCarthy themselves.
 
2012-09-26 10:24:29 PM  
I love how they are not upset at the stupid things being said, or even upset at the stupid candidates for saying the stupid things, but are most upset that someone had the gall to capture their stupidity on video. Apparently it hasn't occurred to them to, you know, stop saying stupid things.
 
2012-09-26 10:30:30 PM  
Oh, this would be EASY. Have a few people set up new Twitter accounts and start up a few closed Facebook groups. Post tweets like

"10/2 rally in E. Bumfark, TX. Am covering. Need someone on video and someone writing down car tags. #itsasecRRet"

"10/3 pre-debate remote audio. Snagged room across from them, I've got the Ear, need someone with a lappy who can do really fast xscription (100WPMplus). #listentoRomney"

Stuff like that. Also, go hang out near Romney/Ryan events and carry a mobile hotspot named "RomneyGaffeMachine",or something linke that.
Then, of course, send nobody to do anything. They'll begin cannibalizing each other out of paranoia. Which will be beautiful to behold.
 
2012-09-26 11:08:24 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Hard to imagine what the Democrats could do that would be more damaging.


that is a very good point. Romney is his own worst enemy these days. Obama's people merely just have to wait around for him to speak in public and that's pretty much all there is to it.
 
2012-09-26 11:16:37 PM  
So when is the Firmware update on RomneyBot Scheduled? Will he continue to show a limited range of human emotions which are only appropriate 40% of the time, or will they do better?
 
2012-09-26 11:29:51 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: What a Democratic operative may look like:


Entertaining paranoia of the day. Assume this is, in fact, simple literal truth: Romney is trying to insure Obama's re-election. What presidential appointment could Obama give as an unofficial quid-pro-quo in thanks? Head of faith-based outreach?
 
2012-09-26 11:32:49 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Oh, this would be EASY. Have a few people set up new Twitter accounts and start up a few closed Facebook groups. Post tweets like

"10/2 rally in E. Bumfark, TX. Am covering. Need someone on video and someone writing down car tags. #itsasecRRet"

"10/3 pre-debate remote audio. Snagged room across from them, I've got the Ear, need someone with a lappy who can do really fast xscription (100WPMplus). #listentoRomney"

Stuff like that. Also, go hang out near Romney/Ryan events and carry a mobile hotspot named "RomneyGaffeMachine",or something linke that.
Then, of course, send nobody to do anything. They'll begin cannibalizing each other out of paranoia. Which will be beautiful to behold.


at this point you might not even have to go that far. just find a way to let it leak that you MIGHT be there...and they'll tear each other apart trying to find the 'hidden librul spy'.
 
2012-09-26 11:37:14 PM  

BronyMedic: So when is the Firmware update on RomneyBot Scheduled? Will he continue to show a limited range of human emotions which are only appropriate 40% of the time, or will they do better?


They had two primary code sequences. One to identify suffering and pain in America and one to eliminate it. What could go wrong?
 
2012-09-26 11:38:08 PM  

abb3w: PC LOAD LETTER: What a Democratic operative may look like:

Entertaining paranoia of the day. Assume this is, in fact, simple literal truth: Romney is trying to insure Obama's re-election. What presidential appointment could Obama give as an unofficial quid-pro-quo in thanks? Head of faith-based outreach?


Heckuva job, Brownie Romney
 
2012-09-26 11:52:40 PM  

mrshowrules: BronyMedic: So when is the Firmware update on RomneyBot Scheduled? Will he continue to show a limited range of human emotions which are only appropriate 40% of the time, or will they do better?

They had two primary code sequences. One to identify suffering and pain in America and one to eliminate it. What could go wrong?


www.toplessrobot.com

SUFFERING ELIMINATED.
 
2012-09-27 12:04:17 AM  
Hmm...I wonder why they're so worried...

lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-09-27 12:30:18 AM  
"Sorry," the boy shrugs as he turns to follow her. "I do what she says."

I like to think that once he's hidden within the privacy of the booth, this kid's going to vote Obama purely out of spite.
 
2012-09-27 12:35:43 AM  

Weaver95:

...at this point you might not even have to go that far. just find a way to let it leak that you MIGHT be there...and they'll tear each other apart trying to find the 'hidden librul spy'.


During one of the Boston Tea Parties, a group of SCA types, steampunk kids, or cosplayers or whatever, thought it would be fun to have an actual tea party nearby. They dressed up in Victorian garb, and had high tea and cucumber sandwiches. There was no counter-protesting, no chants, no signs, just an honest-to-God tea party.

img.photobucket.com

But for some reason, the Tea Party still thought they were "imposters."
 
2012-09-27 12:44:35 AM  

bloobeary: I like to think that once he's hidden within the privacy of the booth, this kid's going to vote Obama purely out of spite.


That or just start masturbating like a maniac all over the Diebold machine.
 
2012-09-27 12:53:05 AM  

ignatius_crumbcake: I love how they are not upset at the stupid things being said, or even upset at the stupid candidates for saying the stupid things, but are most upset that someone had the gall to capture their stupidity on video. Apparently it hasn't occurred to them to, you know, stop saying stupid things.


I like that they seem to think this is something new and aimed directly at THEM. As if people haven't been recording shiat for over a decade and posting it on the com-put-er. This new-fangled technology is diabolical!
 
2012-09-27 12:55:16 AM  
"Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Democrat party?"

The scary thing is that some of these people probably view McCarthy as a hero.
 
2012-09-27 12:55:47 AM  

Sgt Otter: Weaver95:

...at this point you might not even have to go that far. just find a way to let it leak that you MIGHT be there...and they'll tear each other apart trying to find the 'hidden librul spy'.

During one of the Boston Tea Parties, a group of SCA types, steampunk kids, or cosplayers or whatever, thought it would be fun to have an actual tea party nearby. They dressed up in Victorian garb, and had high tea and cucumber sandwiches. There was no counter-protesting, no chants, no signs, just an honest-to-God tea party.

[img.photobucket.com image 640x480]

But for some reason, the Tea Party still thought they were "imposters."


Yes, because no tea party is complete without a double digit IQ housefrau with a flag cap and a Walkman.
 
2012-09-27 12:56:09 AM  
Just find the minority. Guaranteed lib plant
 
2012-09-27 12:57:00 AM  

mrshowrules: BronyMedic: So when is the Firmware update on RomneyBot Scheduled? Will he continue to show a limited range of human emotions which are only appropriate 40% of the time, or will they do better?

They had two primary code sequences. One to identify suffering and pain in America and one to eliminate it. What could go wrong?


Ooo, Jackson Roykirk reference. Very nice.
 
2012-09-27 12:57:24 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: What a Democratic operative may look like:

[www.biography.com image 402x402]


That guy sure is tricky...
 
2012-09-27 12:57:42 AM  

abb3w: PC LOAD LETTER: What a Democratic operative may look like:

Entertaining paranoia of the day. Assume this is, in fact, simple literal truth: Romney is trying to insure Obama's re-election. What presidential appointment could Obama give as an unofficial quid-pro-quo in thanks? Head of faith-based outreach?


It's appalling, really. There have been some very great men who have run for President and lost in my lifetime. I think Bob Dole was a great American, and I would have voted for him (or Elizabeth) in the right circumstances.

Mitt Romney is literally a joke that will probably live on for decades, like the Edsel automobile.
 
2012-09-27 12:57:57 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: It's hard to energize people to vote for the bottom of the ticket when the top is a bust.

They're just going to pocket the money through various schemes and disappear until the next round of elections.



But the funders are so convinced marketing gimmicks can sway an election their way. They have run their companies the same way, bringing out a shoddy product but spending millions on marketing campaigns. They will be in it until the end.
 
2012-09-27 12:59:09 AM  

vudukungfu: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: They're just going to pocket the money through various schemes and disappear until the next round of elections.

Which is what the FBI bean counters should be doing instead of baiting brown people.



Nah the FBI bean counters aren't baiting brown people. That's the job of convicted felons now working as informants. Sadly they get paid good money to go around creating something from nothing to justify their paychecks.
 
2012-09-27 01:01:28 AM  
all the hate and paranoia sadly reminds me of the country around the time timothy mcveigh decided to go to oklahoma city

of course, he was probably set up by clinton or something equally vince fosteresque

scary people are scary
 
2012-09-27 01:02:06 AM  

intelligent comment below: Just find the minority. Guaranteed lib plant


That's an unfair generalization. Some of the Ohio GOP's best friends are Allen West.
 
2012-09-27 01:08:20 AM  

bloobeary: "Sorry," the boy shrugs as he turns to follow her. "I do what she says."

I like to think that once he's hidden within the privacy of the booth, this kid's going to vote Obama purely out of spite.


TFA says he's 17. He's just grandma's prop.
 
2012-09-27 01:09:40 AM  
How is such idiocy prevalent in a first world country with free access to public education?

/No...I actually would like an answer to that question...this is mind-bogglingly stupid.
 
2012-09-27 01:10:23 AM  
Republicans are listening to Mitt Romney. Remember Mitt's first excuse for not telling us what he would cut from the budget? He didn't want anyone stealing his ideas. Why wouldn't these small town important GOP people freak out? They've been told they're in a war for America, and their lifestyle must be defended.


station79.files.wordpress.com
I'm being held hostage by communistic kenyan anti-colonialists working for that secret muslim pretending to be an american president.
 
2012-09-27 01:14:14 AM  
Uhh, you mean the registered Republicans that show up not entirely aware of what's been going on, who are disgusted?
 
2012-09-27 01:16:49 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: I'm sure they'll all pull together in the end.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 350x264]


I could see the ending with Obama and Biden sitting up in the hill.
 
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