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(Foobies)   Drunk man leaves Oktoberfest, falls onto train tracks, gets run over by high speed-train, and gets up untouched by the train. TAA*hick*DAA   (thelocal.de) divider line 69
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2012-09-26 07:22:46 PM
Did he just get out of prison?
 
2012-09-26 07:27:50 PM
Drew?
 
2012-09-26 08:22:57 PM
Hmmm...Drew is in Germany right now...
 
2012-09-26 08:23:42 PM
There is nothing October can't do, no?
 
2012-09-26 08:24:31 PM
This beer is awesome. Get some if you can.

O'tzapft is!
 
2012-09-26 08:24:41 PM
Yet the driver was relieved to find the man in one piece - he had fallen directly between the tracks and was untouched by the train.

Disappointed:
www.cyclonefanatic.com
 
2012-09-26 08:27:01 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-09-26 08:27:52 PM

Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 318x443]


Yes.
 
2012-09-26 08:29:18 PM

Indubitably: Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 318x443]

Yes.


I am a Wizard unaffiliated with the picture.

My right eye sees stars, not corners.
 
2012-09-26 08:34:41 PM
Growing up in Long Island.I was about 17,I was drunk and walking on the tracks.
All of a sudden I woke up on the tracks.I had tripped over some mesh( The old wire
they used to re-inforce concrete with). I have no idea how long I was lying on the tracks.
 
2012-09-26 08:38:09 PM
Trains were on time?
 
2012-09-26 08:38:24 PM
content7.flixster.com

on the scene
 
2012-09-26 08:39:17 PM
A man on his way home from a German beer festival fell off a train station platform into the path of a speeding train - but landed between the tracks and escaped with a knock to the head from the fall.

Less impressive when you realize that the rails of modern passenger trains are typically set over deep trenches near the loading areas for specifically this reason.

So not so much good luck as good engineering.
 
2012-09-26 08:40:09 PM
Oh, you bet. Years ago, when I was a brakeman on the Santa Fe Railroad in Arizona (while I was going to school), we had to check under cars standing in a siding to make sure no native americans were sleeping it off beneath them out of the rain. Too many instances of bits of bodies resulting. But sometimes we missed seeing one or two and often as not they'd come away unscathed, lucky that no metal parts were hanging down from the cars to catch them.
 
2012-09-26 08:41:03 PM
Glad Drew is ok. Whew!
 
2012-09-26 08:42:32 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 318x443]

Yes.

I am a Wizard unaffiliated with the picture.

My right eye sees stars, not corners.


See! You roll your eyes too much and they get stuck that way! You can't look down anymore!!
 
2012-09-26 08:42:55 PM
If a person could be scared sober, that would do it.
 
2012-09-26 08:45:23 PM

Gyrfalcon: Indubitably: Indubitably: Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 318x443]

Yes.

I am a Wizard unaffiliated with the picture.

My right eye sees stars, not corners.

See! You roll your eyes too much and they get stuck that way! You can't look down anymore!!


That's not why; I rarely ever, almost never roll my eyes, man.

As a speaker, when I catch you rolling your eyes, I target you, so, bad read on you.
 
2012-09-26 08:46:04 PM

WTFDYW: If a person could be scared sober, that would do it.


People get scared easily.
 
2012-09-26 08:46:14 PM
damn, that alcohol must be some powerful preservative if you can survive a pickle of a predicament like that
 
2012-09-26 08:46:58 PM
God loves drunks and fools.... I am both .... Just like this dude....
 
2012-09-26 08:47:33 PM

loonatic112358: damn, that alcohol must be some powerful preservative if you can survive a pickle of a predicament like that


Particularly.
 
2012-09-26 08:49:31 PM

Indubitably: loonatic112358: damn, that alcohol must be some powerful preservative if you can survive a pickle of a predicament like that

Particularly.


potent even
 
2012-09-26 08:54:18 PM

loonatic112358: Indubitably: loonatic112358: damn, that alcohol must be some powerful preservative if you can survive a pickle of a predicament like that

Particularly.

potent even


Pray for Drew!


/and Omarion
 
2012-09-26 08:54:21 PM

Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 318x443]


A wizard in itself? Or for itself?
 
2012-09-26 08:54:32 PM

Indubitably: Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 318x443]

Yes.


No.
 
2012-09-26 08:56:55 PM

chookbillion: Indubitably: Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 318x443]

Yes.

No.


Oh, frick, you just want to oppose/be appositive anymore, man.

Save it for someone who matters...

i.e. not me.
 
2012-09-26 09:02:07 PM
I have THOUGHT I was indestructible drunk before, but this guy definately got there.
 
2012-09-26 09:06:06 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: I have THOUGHT I was indestructible drunk before, but this guy definately got there.


"definitely"
 
2012-09-26 09:13:22 PM
America, fark YEAH!

Oh, wait.
 
2012-09-26 09:15:49 PM

MFAWG: America, fark YEAH!

Oh, wait.


Only 53%, right? Amirite?
 
2012-09-26 09:17:46 PM

Indubitably: chookbillion: Indubitably: Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 318x443]

Yes.

No.

Oh, frick, you just want to oppose/be appositive anymore, man.

Save it for someone who matters...

i.e. not me.


Well, you fell for it the first time around, I couldn't resist trying again.
 
2012-09-26 09:18:44 PM

Godscrack: Did he just get out of prison?


I've never minded standing in the rain.
 
2012-09-26 09:20:31 PM

chookbillion: Indubitably: chookbillion: Indubitably: Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 318x443]

Yes.

No.

Oh, frick, you just want to oppose/be appositive anymore, man.

Save it for someone who matters...

i.e. not me.

Well, you fell for it the first time around, I couldn't resist trying again.


"Troll the Troll," he said.

"See, it's an enterprise, of sorts, I teach you how to Troll, and you teach me the ways of monies..."

They convo'd.
 
2012-09-26 09:24:52 PM

Shadow Blasko: Drew?


Damn.Beat me by 57 minutes.
 
2012-09-26 09:26:41 PM

Indubitably: chookbillion: Indubitably: chookbillion: Indubitably: Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 318x443]

Yes.

No.

Oh, frick, you just want to oppose/be appositive anymore, man.

Save it for someone who matters...

i.e. not me.

Well, you fell for it the first time around, I couldn't resist trying again.

"Troll the Troll," he said.

"See, it's an enterprise, of sorts, I teach you how to Troll, and you teach me the ways of monies..."

They convo'd.


Sadly, one of them walked away with nothing...
 
2012-09-26 09:42:28 PM
The ICE runs at about 300 km/hour. There wouldn't have been anything left if he got hit.
 
2012-09-26 09:45:04 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: The ICE runs at about 300 km/hour. There wouldn't have been anything left if he got hit.


*splat*
 
2012-09-26 09:45:59 PM

Indubitably: WTFDYW: If a person could be scared sober, that would do it.

People get scared easily.


Watch out folks. We've got a bad ass over here.
 
2012-09-26 09:47:31 PM

WTFDYW: Indubitably: WTFDYW: If a person could be scared sober, that would do it.

People get scared easily.

Watch out folks. We've got a bad ass over here.


Where's your .gif?
 
2012-09-26 09:48:55 PM

WTFDYW: If a person could be scared sober, that would do it.


I saw an episode of Intervention once where the subject only had one leg because he had passed out on railroad tracks and been run over by a train a while back. Since that wake up call didn't work I'd say they were probably wasting their time on the guy.
 
2012-09-26 09:49:45 PM

Indubitably: WTFDYW: Indubitably: WTFDYW: If a person could be scared sober, that would do it.

People get scared easily.

Watch out folks. We've got a bad ass over here.

Where's your .gif?


If you need pictures, you're more ignorant than I first thought. Are you posting from the short bus?
 
2012-09-26 09:53:30 PM

WTFDYW: Indubitably: WTFDYW: Indubitably: WTFDYW: If a person could be scared sober, that would do it.

People get scared easily.

Watch out folks. We've got a bad ass over here.

Where's your .gif?

If you need pictures, you're more ignorant than I first thought. Are you posting from the short bus?


Nope, long note.
 
2012-09-26 09:58:16 PM
what's a speed-train?
 
2012-09-26 10:06:15 PM

WTFDYW: If a person could be scared sober, that would do it.


Ever been pulled over or in a fight?
 
2012-09-26 10:07:36 PM

chitownmike: WTFDYW: If a person could be scared sober, that would do it.

Ever been pulled over or in a fight?


Yes on both counts, counselor.
 
2012-09-26 10:10:30 PM

chitownmike: WTFDYW: If a person could be scared sober, that would do it.

Ever been pulled over or in a fight?


Or make out with a girl and you reach down there and...um...
 
2012-09-26 10:12:06 PM

chumboobler: God loves drunks and fools.... I am both .... Just like this dude....


You make me believe....in drunks and fools.

Amen
 
2012-09-26 10:16:30 PM
"Oktoberfest in Frankfurt-Höchst" is like Mardi Gras in Pocatello, Idaho.
 
2012-09-26 10:17:27 PM

chitownmike: WTFDYW: If a person could be scared sober, that would do it.

Ever been pulled over or in a fight?


Yes, but neither sobered me up.
 
2012-09-26 10:18:36 PM

WTFDYW: chitownmike: WTFDYW: If a person could be scared sober, that would do it.

Ever been pulled over or in a fight?

Yes, but neither sobered me up.


And?
 
2012-09-26 10:20:33 PM

Indubitably: chookbillion: Indubitably: chookbillion: Indubitably: Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 318x443]

Yes.

No.

Oh, frick, you just want to oppose/be appositive anymore, man.

Save it for someone who matters...

i.e. not me.

Well, you fell for it the first time around, I couldn't resist trying again.

"Troll the Troll," he said.

"See, it's an enterprise, of sorts, I teach you how to Troll, and you teach me the ways of monies..."

They convo'd.


Convoy! 
'Cause we got a little ol' convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little ol' convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.
Convoy!

Oh. Convo.
 
2012-09-26 10:20:56 PM
It was probably a good thing that he was drunk.

A sober person might have panicked and tried to get up.
 
2012-09-26 10:23:19 PM
Septemberfest?
 
2012-09-26 10:32:23 PM

Molly Purebred: Indubitably: chookbillion: Indubitably: chookbillion: Indubitably: Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 318x443]

Yes.

No.

Oh, frick, you just want to oppose/be appositive anymore, man.

Save it for someone who matters...

i.e. not me.

Well, you fell for it the first time around, I couldn't resist trying again.

"Troll the Troll," he said.

"See, it's an enterprise, of sorts, I teach you how to Troll, and you teach me the ways of monies..."

They convo'd.

Convoy! 
'Cause we got a little ol' convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little ol' convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.
Convoy!

Oh. Convo.


10-4, c'mon! they're not called smokies anymore, now they're called bears.
I drive on the interstates a lot and keep a CB radio in the car for yucks.
I recently heard a trucker say he has a long way to go, and a short time to get there!
 
2012-09-26 10:41:48 PM

chookbillion: Molly Purebred: Indubitably: chookbillion: Indubitably: chookbillion: Indubitably: Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 318x443]

Yes.

No.

Oh, frick, you just want to oppose/be appositive anymore, man.

Save it for someone who matters...

i.e. not me.

Well, you fell for it the first time around, I couldn't resist trying again.

"Troll the Troll," he said.

"See, it's an enterprise, of sorts, I teach you how to Troll, and you teach me the ways of monies..."

They convo'd.

Convoy! 
'Cause we got a little ol' convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little ol' convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.
Convoy!

Oh. Convo.

10-4, c'mon! they're not called smokies anymore, now they're called bears.
I drive on the interstates a lot and keep a CB radio in the car for yucks.
I recently heard a trucker say he has a long way to go, and a short time to get there!


I recently heard myself say, "I have a short way to go and a long time to get there!"
A CB'er? That's like incredibly Bear Sexy.
 
2012-09-26 10:52:11 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: The ICE runs at about 300 km/hour. There wouldn't have been anything left if he got hit.


Sure there would.

Just it would be very thin.
 
2012-09-26 11:00:12 PM
"10-4, good buddy; rolling down 95 with smokey-bear upsetting my basket; breaker one-nine..."
 
2012-09-26 11:49:01 PM
Run over.

Untouched.

Da fark?
 
2012-09-26 11:51:37 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 318x443]

Yes.

I am a Wizard unaffiliated with the picture.

My right eye sees stars, not corners.


What about the horse shoes, clovers and blue moons?
 
2012-09-26 11:57:46 PM

iheartscotch: Indubitably: Indubitably: Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 318x443]

Yes.

I am a Wizard unaffiliated with the picture.

My right eye sees stars, not corners.

What about the horse shoes, clovers and blue moons?


Cereal.
 
2012-09-27 12:07:42 AM

Indubitably: iheartscotch: Indubitably: Indubitably: Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 318x443]

Yes.

I am a Wizard unaffiliated with the picture.

My right eye sees stars, not corners.

What about the horse shoes, clovers and blue moons?

Cereal.


Yes; super duper serial.

/ they're stealin me lucky charms

// yes, I can't sleep; lawyers will get me
 
2012-09-27 12:23:35 AM
He totally stole that from the movie The Station Agent.
 
2012-09-27 12:56:52 AM

iheartscotch: Indubitably: iheartscotch: Indubitably: Indubitably: Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 318x443]

Yes.

I am a Wizard unaffiliated with the picture.

My right eye sees stars, not corners.

What about the horse shoes, clovers and blue moons?

Cereal.

Yes; super duper serial.

/ they're stealin me lucky charms

// yes, I can't sleep; lawyers will get me


You're afraid of lawyers?

Heh.

///You just wait...
 
2012-09-27 12:57:35 AM

Indubitably: iheartscotch: Indubitably: iheartscotch: Indubitably: Indubitably: Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 318x443]

Yes.

I am a Wizard unaffiliated with the picture.

My right eye sees stars, not corners.

What about the horse shoes, clovers and blue moons?

Cereal.

Yes; super duper serial.

/ they're stealin me lucky charms

// yes, I can't sleep; lawyers will get me

You're afraid of lawyers?

Heh.

///You just wait...


////Dreams are worse.

//;)
 
2012-09-27 02:27:32 AM
hi folks,
this guy was NOT on oktoberfest in munich, but some small-scale copy in frankfurt.
that´s not even close to bavaria.

one does not simply survive oktoberfest AND a train. ;-)

prost! from munich!
 
2012-09-27 02:53:32 AM
A Mass-liter is a mass-liter wherever you drink it and he still got train-track drunk.
 
2012-09-27 04:47:59 AM
Either I've not had enough coffee this morning or all you guys is drunk!

/& laying on the tracks
 
2012-09-27 07:13:22 AM
Being "more powerful than a locomotive..." I would've just put my hand up and stopped it.
 
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