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(Foobies)   Drunk man leaves Oktoberfest, falls onto train tracks, gets run over by high speed-train, and gets up untouched by the train. TAA*hick*DAA   (thelocal.de) divider line 69
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2012-09-26 10:18:36 PM

WTFDYW: chitownmike: WTFDYW: If a person could be scared sober, that would do it.

Ever been pulled over or in a fight?

Yes, but neither sobered me up.


And?
 
2012-09-26 10:20:33 PM

Indubitably: chookbillion: Indubitably: chookbillion: Indubitably: Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 318x443]

Yes.

No.

Oh, frick, you just want to oppose/be appositive anymore, man.

Save it for someone who matters...

i.e. not me.

Well, you fell for it the first time around, I couldn't resist trying again.

"Troll the Troll," he said.

"See, it's an enterprise, of sorts, I teach you how to Troll, and you teach me the ways of monies..."

They convo'd.


Convoy! 
'Cause we got a little ol' convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little ol' convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.
Convoy!

Oh. Convo.
 
2012-09-26 10:20:56 PM
It was probably a good thing that he was drunk.

A sober person might have panicked and tried to get up.
 
2012-09-26 10:23:19 PM
Septemberfest?
 
2012-09-26 10:32:23 PM

Molly Purebred: Indubitably: chookbillion: Indubitably: chookbillion: Indubitably: Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 318x443]

Yes.

No.

Oh, frick, you just want to oppose/be appositive anymore, man.

Save it for someone who matters...

i.e. not me.

Well, you fell for it the first time around, I couldn't resist trying again.

"Troll the Troll," he said.

"See, it's an enterprise, of sorts, I teach you how to Troll, and you teach me the ways of monies..."

They convo'd.

Convoy! 
'Cause we got a little ol' convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little ol' convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.
Convoy!

Oh. Convo.


10-4, c'mon! they're not called smokies anymore, now they're called bears.
I drive on the interstates a lot and keep a CB radio in the car for yucks.
I recently heard a trucker say he has a long way to go, and a short time to get there!
 
2012-09-26 10:41:48 PM

chookbillion: Molly Purebred: Indubitably: chookbillion: Indubitably: chookbillion: Indubitably: Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 318x443]

Yes.

No.

Oh, frick, you just want to oppose/be appositive anymore, man.

Save it for someone who matters...

i.e. not me.

Well, you fell for it the first time around, I couldn't resist trying again.

"Troll the Troll," he said.

"See, it's an enterprise, of sorts, I teach you how to Troll, and you teach me the ways of monies..."

They convo'd.

Convoy! 
'Cause we got a little ol' convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little ol' convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.
Convoy!

Oh. Convo.

10-4, c'mon! they're not called smokies anymore, now they're called bears.
I drive on the interstates a lot and keep a CB radio in the car for yucks.
I recently heard a trucker say he has a long way to go, and a short time to get there!


I recently heard myself say, "I have a short way to go and a long time to get there!"
A CB'er? That's like incredibly Bear Sexy.
 
2012-09-26 10:52:11 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: The ICE runs at about 300 km/hour. There wouldn't have been anything left if he got hit.


Sure there would.

Just it would be very thin.
 
2012-09-26 11:00:12 PM
"10-4, good buddy; rolling down 95 with smokey-bear upsetting my basket; breaker one-nine..."
 
2012-09-26 11:49:01 PM
Run over.

Untouched.

Da fark?
 
2012-09-26 11:51:37 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 318x443]

Yes.

I am a Wizard unaffiliated with the picture.

My right eye sees stars, not corners.


What about the horse shoes, clovers and blue moons?
 
2012-09-26 11:57:46 PM

iheartscotch: Indubitably: Indubitably: Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 318x443]

Yes.

I am a Wizard unaffiliated with the picture.

My right eye sees stars, not corners.

What about the horse shoes, clovers and blue moons?


Cereal.
 
2012-09-27 12:07:42 AM

Indubitably: iheartscotch: Indubitably: Indubitably: Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 318x443]

Yes.

I am a Wizard unaffiliated with the picture.

My right eye sees stars, not corners.

What about the horse shoes, clovers and blue moons?

Cereal.


Yes; super duper serial.

/ they're stealin me lucky charms

// yes, I can't sleep; lawyers will get me
 
2012-09-27 12:23:35 AM
He totally stole that from the movie The Station Agent.
 
2012-09-27 12:56:52 AM

iheartscotch: Indubitably: iheartscotch: Indubitably: Indubitably: Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 318x443]

Yes.

I am a Wizard unaffiliated with the picture.

My right eye sees stars, not corners.

What about the horse shoes, clovers and blue moons?

Cereal.

Yes; super duper serial.

/ they're stealin me lucky charms

// yes, I can't sleep; lawyers will get me


You're afraid of lawyers?

Heh.

///You just wait...
 
2012-09-27 12:57:35 AM

Indubitably: iheartscotch: Indubitably: iheartscotch: Indubitably: Indubitably: Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 318x443]

Yes.

I am a Wizard unaffiliated with the picture.

My right eye sees stars, not corners.

What about the horse shoes, clovers and blue moons?

Cereal.

Yes; super duper serial.

/ they're stealin me lucky charms

// yes, I can't sleep; lawyers will get me

You're afraid of lawyers?

Heh.

///You just wait...


////Dreams are worse.

//;)
 
2012-09-27 02:27:32 AM
hi folks,
this guy was NOT on oktoberfest in munich, but some small-scale copy in frankfurt.
that´s not even close to bavaria.

one does not simply survive oktoberfest AND a train. ;-)

prost! from munich!
 
2012-09-27 02:53:32 AM
A Mass-liter is a mass-liter wherever you drink it and he still got train-track drunk.
 
2012-09-27 04:47:59 AM
Either I've not had enough coffee this morning or all you guys is drunk!

/& laying on the tracks
 
2012-09-27 07:13:22 AM
Being "more powerful than a locomotive..." I would've just put my hand up and stopped it.
 
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