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(NBC Chicago)   Pilot hears enough, turns this plane around and goes home   ( divider line
    More: Hero, Chicago, O'Hare International  
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34252 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Sep 2012 at 8:01 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-26 07:28:11 PM  
3 votes:
Don't make me turn this thing around.
2012-09-26 09:02:45 PM  
2 votes:

rolladuck: The only more risk-averse people in the free world are the engineers at NASA.

Yes, nothing says "risk-averse" like strapping people atop thousands of gallons of fuel & liquid oxygen and lighting it on fire.
2012-09-26 08:25:46 PM  
2 votes:

DoctorCal: It had to be United.

They were fighting over grazing rights.
2012-09-26 08:20:17 PM  
2 votes:
Regardless of whether it was two dudes, two chicks, or a mixed pair, it was still a catfight. And that, my friends, is in-flight entertainment at its best.

/ Lucky bastards
2012-09-26 08:06:39 PM  
2 votes:
2012-09-27 07:13:08 AM  
1 vote:

olddinosaur: Fire the wimpy--ass bastard.

Honest Bender: Damn those rich-ass gangsters running around shooting each other.
2012-09-26 09:55:34 PM  
1 vote:
"Of course apologize to our customers," said United spokeswoman Christen David.

Are... Are they telling us to apologize to the customers?
2012-09-26 08:35:42 PM  
1 vote:

I'm thinking two air hostesses fighting over the male attendant, who turns out to be gay.
2012-09-26 08:18:03 PM  
1 vote:
Bin Laden's corpse is at the bottom of the sea laughing its ass off.
2012-09-26 08:12:30 PM  
1 vote:
Better than telling them to get out and walk, I guess.
2012-09-26 08:05:58 PM  
1 vote:

Mugato: I guess there's no "Post 9/11 commercial airline pilots are panicky power-drunk twats" tag.

Yes, because it's not like they've earned the right, through years of training and experience, and taking on the responsibility for every passenger's life, to have total control of what happens on the plane.
2012-09-26 08:05:48 PM  
1 vote:
You're only supposed to have to go back if the flight crew goes bananas, cabin crew doesn't matter
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