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2012-09-26 07:14:01 PM
she slipped as she was texting on her phone at the same time she tried to toss a cigarette butt over the cliff edge.

So she's an idiot AND she was littering? Should have left her at the bottom of the cliff.
 
2012-09-26 07:20:34 PM
Pestrikoff was just 10 feet from the incoming tide. She was placed in a rolled stretcher and hauled up the cliff to an ambulance.

www.simpsonsconspiracy.staceyreid.com
 
2012-09-26 07:22:59 PM
Well, no pic of her, so I looked up "vapid" in the dictionary.
 
2012-09-26 07:43:25 PM
she slipped as she was texting on her phone at the same time she tried to toss a cigarette butt over the cliff edge.

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2012-09-26 07:43:29 PM

fusillade762: she slipped as she was texting on her phone at the same time she tried to toss a cigarette butt over the cliff edge.

So she's an idiot AND she was littering? Should have left her at the bottom of the cliff.


Ain't no hate like anti-smoking hate.

/jk, but not
//jk...
 
2012-09-26 08:18:21 PM
If she was falling, she wouldn't bother to text "Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!," she'd just say it!
Perhaps she was dictating.
Oh, shut up.
 
2012-09-26 08:24:23 PM

Richard Saunders: fusillade762: she slipped as she was texting on her phone at the same time she tried to toss a cigarette butt over the cliff edge.

So she's an idiot AND she was littering? Should have left her at the bottom of the cliff.

Ain't no hate like anti-smoking hate.

/jk, but not
//jk...


Dude, I AM a smoker. But I dispose of my trash responsibly and I hate jackasses who ruin it for the rest of us.
 
2012-09-26 08:32:01 PM
www.mnn.com

If I was a mugger, I'd target the unaware.....
 
2012-09-26 08:34:46 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-26 08:49:56 PM
who is this cliff guy?
 
2012-09-26 08:57:18 PM
i253.photobucket.comThis craptacular Paintshoop was inspired by the time Drew was Farking and Facebooking about the horrible turbulence he was experiencing during a flight.
 
2012-09-26 10:11:40 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: who is this cliff guy?


p.bfram.es
 
2012-09-26 10:23:24 PM
I stepped awkwardly off a curb while Farking on my phone, so I'm limping a little.
 
2012-09-26 10:57:36 PM
Darwin denied!
 
2012-09-26 11:00:57 PM
The Aristocrats?
 
2012-09-26 11:03:20 PM
So there was a cliff in the hospital? I guess that would bring in some repeat business.
 
2012-09-26 11:04:46 PM

fusillade762: she slipped as she was texting on her phone at the same time she tried to toss a cigarette butt over the cliff edge.

So she's an idiot AND she was littering? Should have left her at the bottom of the cliff.


well, I think the reporter included inflammatory details in his report. I mean, he knew people would get all worked up about the cigarette butt, and laugh at her for texting and falling. the cigarette butt will eventually fall apart. Texting will last longer than the cigarette butt.
What would be the Victorian equivalent of this story, I wonder? "woman daydreams about marriage, falls off cliff"?
Does anyone remember the photos from about 6 months ago of Victorian women in about 1890-1900, and the one cute one was obliviously crossing the street while reading her book? I wish I saved that. I wonder if maybe I did.
I think my point is "everything is relative, and nothing really changes".
 
2012-09-26 11:06:42 PM

Richard Saunders: fusillade762: she slipped as she was texting on her phone at the same time she tried to toss a cigarette butt over the cliff edge.

So she's an idiot AND she was littering? Should have left her at the bottom of the cliff.

Ain't no hate like anti-smoking hate.

/jk, but not
//jk...


What's smoking got to do with it? This statement applies just as if she was throwing her Big Gulp cup over the cliff edge.
 
2012-09-26 11:07:29 PM
Hey, YOLO..

//sorry, just...sorry.
 
2012-09-26 11:10:30 PM
Wait, was the hospital falling of the cliff simultaneously as she was being admitted? Confusing headline is confusing.
 
2012-09-26 11:10:51 PM
No sympathy.
I wonder if she bought a special outfit for her nature time and was sending pics of herself, perhaps posting them on FB.
 
2012-09-26 11:11:07 PM
 
2012-09-26 11:13:18 PM
No sympathy in any way shape or form. I suspect karma finally bit her in the ass.
 
2012-09-26 11:14:07 PM
Was she sexting though?
 
2012-09-26 11:14:16 PM
Walk-text fail.
 
2012-09-26 11:16:15 PM

AbbeySomeone: No sympathy.
I wonder if she bought a special outfit for her nature time and was sending pics of herself, perhaps posting them on FB.


Isn't that what getting out into nature it's about? Posting all of those #fauxartsy pictures so 300 of your closest friends know how in fine you are to mother earth.
 
2012-09-26 11:20:17 PM

fusillade762: she slipped as she was texting on her phone at the same time she tried to toss a cigarette butt over the cliff edge.

So she's an idiot AND she was littering? Should have left her at the bottom of the cliff.


Nah, there were still a few good drags left on that cig.
 
2012-09-26 11:25:47 PM
Her friend Anthony Burke heard her screams from the rocks below and called emergency responders.

Her friends read that her shoes were wonderfully waterproof, and that she'll have to get her coat dry cleaned because it somehow got muddy.
 
2012-09-26 11:27:25 PM
gtgbrb g=9.8 m/s2
 
2012-09-26 11:27:55 PM
Women? Plural? How many people did this?
 
2012-09-26 11:33:28 PM

netweavr: Women? Plural? How many people did this?


I deleted a big long stupid post about this. I thought no-one would want to know.
 
2012-09-26 11:33:33 PM
Have you seen some people walking around colleges. It has been mostly women I have seen but surely some men do this too.

Crossing streets while paying more attention to texting or surfing then being aware of their environment.
 
2012-09-26 11:33:56 PM

adeist69: Wait, was the hospital falling of the cliff simultaneously as she was being admitted? Confusing headline is confusing.


Yes. Also, there was more than one woman and they were all texting. Maybe they were all texting each other?
 
2012-09-26 11:34:33 PM
Women?

I see this too often.
Why does it seem so many people cannot spell "woman" correctly? Really, people is it that difficult?
 
2012-09-26 11:35:11 PM
www.rednecklatte.com

I do not want to math debate.
 
2012-09-26 11:36:25 PM
Yes, yes, but can she see Russia from her house?
 
2012-09-26 11:36:55 PM

chookbillion: netweavr: Women? Plural? How many people did this?

I deleted a big long stupid post about this. I thought no-one would want to know.


Great.

I was reading, man.

Now?

Meh.

Late isn't great, but it's still doable...
 
2012-09-26 11:40:56 PM

basemetal: [www.mnn.com image 530x300]

If I was a mugger, I'd target the unaware.....


Is it strange that my first thought upon seeing that was "Hey, I recognize where that was taken!"?

/corner of Bay and Bloor in Toronto
//got nothing, sorry
 
2012-09-26 11:43:04 PM
Good. F*** smokers.
They toss their cigarette butts everywhere don't give a s***.
I use to ride a motorcycle and they just toss their f****** burning cigarette butts out the window right in my face.
It's slow suicide and they don't care about themselves or anyone around them.
 
2012-09-26 11:43:33 PM
Can we make sure this happens with all people who send copious amounts of text messages, especially the ones that I have to tell to put the farking phone down and get back to work?

Texting is a scourge, and it really needs to go away. Or, you can just fall of a cliff and kill yourself before you kill somebody else.

/the number of texts I have sent can be counted on one hand
//the number I have looked at when sent to me is even smaller
///if it's important enough to text it's important enough to call
 
2012-09-26 11:49:24 PM
Why don't you just TOAC?
 
2012-09-26 11:49:52 PM

JRoo: Good. F*** smokers.
They toss their cigarette butts everywhere don't give a s***.
I use to ride a motorcycle and they just toss their f****** burning cigarette butts out the window right in my face.
It's slow suicide and they don't care about themselves or anyone around them.


... but.... like.... trees and shiat man...... *bubblebubblegurglebubble* ...... yeah.....
 
2012-09-26 11:49:59 PM
I heard that the no1 piece of trash that washes up on all the beaches of the world are cigarette filters. So how do these filters end up on the beaches from these cliffs?
 
2012-09-26 11:50:20 PM

ArkAngel: Dead for Tax Reasons: who is this cliff guy?

[p.bfram.es image 640x525]


www.moonbattery.com

Clavin's just my pseudonym. Cliff Edge, that's my real name.
 
2012-09-26 11:50:25 PM

JRoo: Good. F*** smokers.
They toss their cigarette butts everywhere don't give a s***.
I use to ride a motorcycle and they just toss their f****** burning cigarette butts out the window right in my face.
It's slow suicide and they don't care about themselves or anyone around them.


Yes, but it's a great tax revenue.
 
2012-09-26 11:51:28 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Can we make sure this happens with all people who send copious amounts of text messages, especially the ones that I have to tell to put the farking phone down and get back to work?

Texting is a scourge, and it really needs to go away. Or, you can just fall of a cliff and kill yourself before you kill somebody else.

/the number of texts I have sent can be counted on one hand
//the number I have looked at when sent to me is even smaller
///if it's important enough to text it's important enough to call


Yeah. I'd be happy if they outlawed that effing squealing-pig ring tone or whatever it is. Ringback tones that consist of rap also suck logs.
 
2012-09-26 11:51:56 PM

JRoo: Good. F*** smokers.
They toss their cigarette butts everywhere don't give a s***.
I use to ride a motorcycle and they just toss their f****** burning cigarette butts out the window right in my face.
It's slow suicide and they don't care about themselves or anyone around them.


Right! They're going faster and they're don't give a crap about the world that hooked them on cigs.
 
2012-09-26 11:52:03 PM
Threw the wrong butt off the cliff?
 
2012-09-26 11:54:23 PM

Cretony38: I heard that the no1 piece of trash that washes up on all the beaches of the world are cigarette filters. So how do these filters end up on the beaches from these cliffs?


They float. I blame Hawaii.
 
2012-09-27 12:01:44 AM

JRoo: Good. F*** smokers.
They toss their cigarette butts everywhere don't give a s***.
I use to ride a motorcycle and they just toss their f****** burning cigarette butts out the window right in my face.
It's slow suicide and they don't care about themselves or anyone around them.


Hey, Richard Saunders: THERE'S your anti-smoking hate.
 
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