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(Fox News)   Bigfoot sightings on the rise in Russia. Subby has been looking too but so far, nothing yeti   (foxnews.com) divider line 48
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2012-09-26 07:08:26 PM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-26 07:30:19 PM
If anyone has ever seen a Russian woman over 60, these are utterly explainable.
 
2012-09-26 08:00:59 PM
The thought of such a creature prowling the Russian hinterlands is just abominable.
 
2012-09-26 08:01:27 PM
Comrade, How much vodak you drink?
Have moar.
Hey put on gilley suit. It is cold.
Have moar vodak.
Hey they stopped shooting, go change targets.
it is your turn.
Moar voadk when you return.
 
2012-09-26 10:31:24 PM
Comma error.
 
2012-09-26 10:33:39 PM
How much squash would Sasquatch squash if Sasquatch would squash squash?
 
2012-09-26 10:36:04 PM

AssAsInAssassin: How much squash would Sasquatch squash if Sasquatch would squash squash?


*hee*

He rolled on the wooden-floor, bruising himself as he laughed...
 
2012-09-26 10:36:54 PM
Same thing happened here when my ex took up jogging
 
2012-09-26 10:37:36 PM

Indubitably: Comma error.


"so far," could have been left out to greater effect. But hell, I've only ever been witty enough to have one headline greenlit out of many, so who am I to criticise. Good job subby.
 
2012-09-26 10:38:03 PM
Nah, it's just putin doing backwards somersaults while shooting at the great soviet enemies of rust and winter..
 
2012-09-26 10:41:47 PM

chookbillion: Indubitably: Comma error.

"so far," could have been left out to greater effect. But hell, I've only ever been witty enough to have one headline greenlit out of many, so who am I to criticise. Good job subby.


How's it there over the pond?
 
2012-09-26 10:46:53 PM
a57.foxnews.com

Well I'm convinced.
 
2012-09-26 10:50:37 PM
I laughed, subby.
 
2012-09-26 10:51:37 PM
The Russians just discovered how easy it is to troll society with the bigfoot/yeti hoax, how cute.

If its not a hoax, only a matter of time before its caught on one of their many dash cams (but that would be a hoax, too.)

/I want to believe, I really do
 
2012-09-26 10:51:55 PM
 
2012-09-26 10:54:58 PM
It's called a "Nyeti."
 
2012-09-26 10:55:20 PM
Won't believe until Sarah Palin sees it.
 
2012-09-26 10:56:09 PM

DrZiffle: It's called a "Nyeti."


This is pretty gud, imo.
 
2012-09-26 11:01:34 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-09-26 11:07:41 PM
I hate to ruin everyone's witty Yeti puns, but Bigfoot in Russia is called the "Alma".

I think she has crazy sons.
 
2012-09-26 11:11:40 PM

Gyrfalcon: but Bigfoot in Russia is called the "Alma".


So what you're saying..is that it's an alma-matter...
YEEEAAAAHH
 
2012-09-26 11:11:41 PM

Gyrfalcon: I hate to ruin everyone's witty Yeti puns, but Bigfoot in Russia is called the "Alma".

I think she has crazy sons.


"All my sons..."
 
2012-09-26 11:15:11 PM
wasn't this same joke used last week?
 
2012-09-26 11:20:08 PM

Somaticasual: Gyrfalcon: but Bigfoot in Russia is called the "Alma".

I think she has crazy sons.

So what you're saying..is that it's an alma-mater...
YEEEAAAAHH


FTFYB
 
2012-09-26 11:20:43 PM

Flragnararch: wasn't this same joke used last week?


*cue Welcome to Fark pix*

Fark: Alzheimer's Friend, Wait Enemy, Wait Friend, Wait Enemy, Wait Love...
 
2012-09-26 11:35:17 PM
How can the purple yeti be so red,
Or chestnuts, like a widgeon, calmly groan?
No sheep is quite as crooked as a bed,
Though chickens ever try to hide a bone.
I grieve that greasy turnips slowly march:
Indeed, inflated is the icy pig:
For as the alligator strikes the larch,
So sighs the grazing goldfish for a wig.
Oh, has the pilchard argued with a top?
Say never that the parsnip is too weird!
I tell thee that a wolf-man will not hop
And no man ever praised the convex beard.
Effulgent is the day when bishops turn:
So let not then the doctor wake the urn!

--Prof Jon R. Partington's computer.
 
2012-09-26 11:39:36 PM

bubo_sibiricus: How can the purple yeti be so red,
Or chestnuts, like a widgeon, calmly groan?
No sheep is quite as crooked as a bed,
Though chickens ever try to hide a bone.
I grieve that greasy turnips slowly march:
Indeed, inflated is the icy pig:
For as the alligator strikes the larch,
So sighs the grazing goldfish for a wig.
Oh, has the pilchard argued with a top?
Say never that the parsnip is too weird!
I tell thee that a wolf-man will not hop
And no man ever praised the convex beard.
Effulgent is the day when bishops turn:
So let not then the doctor wake the urn!

--Prof Jon R. Partington's computer.


P.S. I use words b/c they sound/look cool and such.
 
2012-09-26 11:40:13 PM

Indubitably: bubo_sibiricus: How can the purple yeti be so red,
Or chestnuts, like a widgeon, calmly groan?
No sheep is quite as crooked as a bed,
Though chickens ever try to hide a bone.
I grieve that greasy turnips slowly march:
Indeed, inflated is the icy pig:
For as the alligator strikes the larch,
So sighs the grazing goldfish for a wig.
Oh, has the pilchard argued with a top?
Say never that the parsnip is too weird!
I tell thee that a wolf-man will not hop
And no man ever praised the convex beard.
Effulgent is the day when bishops turn:
So let not then the doctor wake the urn!

--Prof Jon R. Partington's computer.

P.S. I use words b/c they sound/look cool and such.


P.P.S. AND, I like your poem.
 
2012-09-26 11:48:18 PM
FTA : Burtsev has previously claimed a population of around 30 yetis are living in Russia's Kemerovo region.

Even if he's only half-right, that's still like 15 Yetis.
 
2012-09-26 11:51:41 PM

TomD9938: FTA : Burtsev has previously claimed a population of around 30 yetis are living in Russia's Kemerovo region.

Even if he's only half-right, that's still like 15 Yetis.


Sans reproduction, that's a large population for breeding, man.

Sasquacopacalyse, no?

No?

;)
 
2012-09-26 11:56:09 PM
While I don't believe these are real, if there was one place in the world were a Yeti could exist and not have been yet discovered, it is Siberia.
 
2012-09-27 12:00:37 AM
global.fncstatic.com

i.qkme.me
 
2012-09-27 12:02:35 AM
Sasquacopacalyse.

Say that five times fast.

I struggle to say it once...
 
2012-09-27 12:09:17 AM
"Come into my tent, my Yetisyn.
For it is well stocked with 'frop and prairie squid abound."

"Bob" - The Twilight Screeches: Book VI of the Emacsuallation, chapter -0.2, section green, track 6, frame 47 (aka the Zapruder frame).
 
2012-09-27 12:18:20 AM
profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-27 12:20:28 AM

gravebayne2: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x315]


Your play, not mine.

Sasquacopacalyse.
 
2012-09-27 12:25:08 AM
Chebornik!
Hunh?
Wat dat?
I dunno.
Look like Bigfoot to me.
Yeh. It look like Bigfoot to me too.
 
2012-09-27 12:42:39 AM
Reports of crypto-hominids have been coming from Asia for centuries. The creatures are also different in size, form, personality, and temperment than America's mystery man-beasts, plus they have a far greater amount of room to hide in and a lot of areas very inaccessible to people and modern technology.
 
2012-09-27 12:45:45 AM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Reports of crypto-hominids have been coming from Asia for centuries. The creatures are also different in size, form, personality, and temperment than America's mystery man-beasts, plus they have a far greater amount of room to hide in and a lot of areas very inaccessible to people and modern technology.


Sasquacopacalyse.

Just say it.
 
2012-09-27 12:47:53 AM

Indubitably: Sasquacopacalyse.

Say that five times fast.

I struggle to say it once...


That was on SyFy just last week.
 
2012-09-27 12:52:34 AM

Gyrfalcon: Indubitably: Sasquacopacalyse.

Say that five times fast.

I struggle to say it once...

That was on SyFy just last week.


That word?

Creepy.

Sedimentary.
 
2012-09-27 12:53:34 AM

Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: Indubitably: Sasquacopacalyse.

Say that five times fast.

I struggle to say it once...

That was on SyFy just last week.

That word?

Creepy.

Sedimentary.


And five times fast...
 
2012-09-27 01:58:55 AM
Can someone 'shop that pic onto the cover of the Beatles' 'abbey road'? I would do it but I'm posting from my phone while taking a dump and I may be here for a while so if someone could handle that for me thanks!
 
2012-09-27 02:01:05 AM
That that that that that
 
2012-09-27 02:10:09 AM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-09-27 08:17:43 AM
It was just Sarah Palin running around her back yard.
 
2012-09-27 08:34:46 AM
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here.

/rip Mitch
 
2012-09-27 12:17:11 PM

Gyrfalcon: I hate to ruin everyone's witty Yeti puns, but Bigfoot in Russia is called the "Alma".

I think she has crazy sons.


And three husbands:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
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