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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)   Muslim customer posts question to ice cream company's Facebook page, asking if their products contains pork gelatin. Dairy's CEO: "We don't deliver outside of Montana, certainly not Pakistan." Bonus: customer is from Sheridan, Wyoming   (bozemandailychronicle.com) divider line 42
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2012-09-26 04:58:42 PM  
18 votes:
Wilcoxon's next 'Flavor of the Month': Caramel Jockies!
2012-09-27 02:43:17 AM  
13 votes:
"Wilcoxon's next 'Flavor of the Month': Caramel Jockies!"

And look for our other exciting flavors:

'Cherry-a Law'
'Allah hu Crunchbar'
'Hamas-mellow Massacre'
'Death to Israel by Chocolate'
and
'Goat'
2012-09-27 01:36:33 AM  
6 votes:

MadSkillz: I'm allergic to pork. The question is valid.


Do you live in Montanna?

'Cuz they don't deliver to Pakistan. Or so I'm told, pork-allergy-boy.
2012-09-26 09:50:35 PM  
6 votes:
What happens if a Muslim unknowingly consumes pork? Do they burst into flames like a vampire?
2012-09-26 10:55:53 PM  
5 votes:
Looks like the Facebook page might be history already.

I'm a vegetarian and would have a question about the use of gelatin, but I don't suppose they ship to Vegastan anyway.
2012-09-27 02:51:36 AM  
4 votes:
i1251.photobucket.com
2012-09-27 02:17:33 AM  
4 votes:

Triumph: I bet bet the CEO of Blue Bunny doesn't spend his time on Facebook answering questions about whether he makes pig-flavored ice cream.


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Blue Bunny already has a product that's popular with Muslims.
2012-09-26 04:36:41 PM  
4 votes:
It's Montana. He's lucky his reply wasn't "Caveat Emptor, Ackmed".
2012-09-26 09:28:12 PM  
3 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Wilcoxon's next 'Flavor of the Month': Caramel Jockies!


Rocky Road Casbah?
2012-09-27 10:50:09 AM  
2 votes:
albertoalemanno.eu
2012-09-27 06:50:06 AM  
2 votes:

TheDumbBlonde: It's Montana. He's lucky his reply wasn't "Caveat Emptor, Ackmed".


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Would have liked to have tried the vanilla.
2012-09-27 02:44:05 AM  
2 votes:

GungFu: rewind2846: swfan:
Believing the invisibly sky wizard forbade anyone from eating anything is pretty damned silly to begin with...

Maybe so... but people believe what they believe. As long as they don't try to force me to believe it, we get along.
If they're Muslim or Jewish, I cook them a burger. If they're Hindu, I put some hot dogs on the grill. Simple.

What about Scientologist? Do you ask them if they would like some cock?


I just wait until they get off the furniture.
2012-09-27 02:14:03 AM  
2 votes:

padraig: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: What happens if a Muslim unknowingly consumes pork? Do they burst into flames like a vampire?

You cannot KNOWINGLY eat pork. and you are excused if you are forced, or this is a choice betweeen that or dying. Otherwise, you are fine.

That's why the fantasies about pork bullets, burying muslims in bacon, forcing them to eat pork sandwich to condemn them to hell, etc.. are all bullshiat.


That's why the smart response would be: "Hey, you can't knowingly eat pork right? But if you know... Let's just say we're both better off if I don't tell you ;)"
2012-09-27 02:07:09 AM  
2 votes:
the proper response would have been "we don't sell our delicious ice cream treats to anyone who wants to kill everyone who isn't just like them, so STFU and fark off".
2012-09-27 02:06:53 AM  
2 votes:

scottydoesntknow: "I thought he was making this comment from Pakistan," Schaeffer said. "It wasn't a racist comment... It was just an honest mistake."

Facebook Posting:

-September 21 at 9:28am near Sheridan, WY

Dumbass


He probably misread it as Sheridanwy, Pakistan.

I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.
2012-09-26 03:42:12 PM  
2 votes:
being a stoopid mooslim is not the companies problem. pay for your own lab tests and find out, bronze age worshiper.
2012-09-28 07:22:30 AM  
1 votes:

nmemkha: Personally, I stick to the actual words of Jesus. What Peter, Paul, and Mary decided to do with His words is their business. Its not my place to judge.


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Yeah, but I can never forgive them for "Puff the Magic Dragon"...
2012-09-27 08:39:37 AM  
1 votes:

Aarontology: Somehow I doubt that if the person had asked if it was kosher he wouldn't have said "We don't ship to Israel"


No, he'd have said "We don't ship to New York."
2012-09-27 04:31:37 AM  
1 votes:

bestie1: impaler Multiple responses at once.

People grow up and so do cultures except Islam apparently. Though the crusades were a reaction to the Islamic pillaging of 4 of the original 5 christian churches and the blocking of pilgrimages to the holy sites. You do know that most of the middle east was christian until the muslims sacked it and imposed Jizya.

As far as Deuteronomy 17 I don't see anything about going to other countries and imposing your religion on them. I'm not really keen on persecuting people within a country but then again the west has grown out of that. Islam is still in the dark ages.


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2012-09-27 04:25:23 AM  
1 votes:
i48.tinypic.com

/q&d
2012-09-27 03:13:44 AM  
1 votes:

impaler: padraig: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: What happens if a Muslim unknowingly consumes pork? Do they burst into flames like a vampire?

You cannot KNOWINGLY eat pork. and you are excused if you are forced, or this is a choice betweeen that or dying. Otherwise, you are fine.

That's why the fantasies about pork bullets, burying muslims in bacon, forcing them to eat pork sandwich to condemn them to hell, etc.. are all bullshiat.

That's why the smart response would be: "Hey, you can't knowingly eat pork right? But if you know... Let's just say we're both better off if I don't tell you ;)"


This reminds me of a possibly apocryphal anecdote about Kissinger in China.

Mr Kissinger, while visiting China, was feted with a traditional Chinese banquet as the crowning event of his visit. The centerpiece of the dinner is carried to the table, and it is a whole roast piglet. Unmistakably a whole pig. One of Kissinger's local guides rush up to his Chinese host and whispers urgently in his ear, whereupon, the Chinese host picked up a choice piece of the pig, and said, "Mr Kissinger, please enjoy this national dish of China - Peking Duck."
2012-09-27 03:08:36 AM  
1 votes:

dahmers love zombie: scottydoesntknow: Wilcoxon's next 'Flavor of the Month': Caramel Jockies!

Rocky Road Casbah?


Burka Bananas Foster?
2012-09-27 02:49:06 AM  
1 votes:

gibbon1: bojon: Technically it can come from pigs. After all the processing is done it is called gelatin.

The point really being Muslim, Christian, Jew, or Hindu, you don't want to know where gelatin comes from.


About that....

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2012-09-27 02:46:15 AM  
1 votes:

Coelacanth: When I was working at the Bellagio, we had some Black Muslims employees who drove management bananas trying to get them to buy only Halal foods by threatening a lawsuit. Even the immigrant Muslims thought they were going over the top. There were a few nights when the only thing we had to eat was cold cereal.


Semi-related story. The University of Adelaide in my home-town sacked a contractor who was providing food to the cafeteria the day they delivered a batch of supposedly Halal egg-and-bacon rolls.
2012-09-27 02:45:59 AM  
1 votes:
Isn't the Muslim Facebook questioner [by posting on Facebook] knowingly supporting a business that allows pictures of the Prophet to be reproduced?
2012-09-27 02:44:53 AM  
1 votes:
Since all "evidence" is now gone the only way to clear it up is to ask this question: "Abu Jihadi von Boom Boom are you originally from Pakistan?". I'll be 20 bucks he his and I'll bet he knows exactly what happened.

What seems more likely:
company president decides to insult customer for the fark of it
or
muslim decides to make a name for himself and act outraged for no reason?

Queue the Jeopardy music I need time to think.
2012-09-27 02:35:08 AM  
1 votes:
If the Muslims have made it into Sheridan, then the terrorists have won.

/sharia law will now demand that the lyrics to "Home on the Range" be changed to include goats.
2012-09-27 02:34:41 AM  
1 votes:
So how long until the inevitable photo op of Sarah and Todd Palin walking out of the dairy carrying 30 pounds of pork ice cream?
2012-09-27 02:29:40 AM  
1 votes:

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: What happens if a Muslim unknowingly consumes pork? Do they burst into flames like a vampire?


The same thing that happens when an hetrosexual atheist learns the "chowder soup" he just ate was squeegeed goo from the floor of a gay sex club.
2012-09-27 02:29:38 AM  
1 votes:

C18H27NO3: If I called and he responded, "We don't deliver outside of Montana, certainly not Ireland" I would just hang up and go about my day.
Alerting the goddamn news about it wouldn't even come to mind.


You'd think differently if your god forbade you to drink booze and you were asking about any of their ice cream that might contain liquor.
But then... that's not a god that the Irish could worship, now is it?
2012-09-27 02:21:34 AM  
1 votes:
The correct response would have been, "There is no god, so who farking cares?".
2012-09-27 02:14:23 AM  
1 votes:
The problem started with Facebook.

Everything after that is deserved.
2012-09-27 02:10:49 AM  
1 votes:

some_beer_drinker: being a stoopid mooslim is not the companies problem. pay for your own lab tests and find out, bronze age worshiper.


You palefaces are funny.
2012-09-27 02:08:52 AM  
1 votes:
Ice Cream don't have bacon as a ingredient

I BEEN CHEATED FOR YEARS NOW !!!
2012-09-27 01:10:00 AM  
1 votes:
I bet bet the CEO of Blue Bunny doesn't spend his time on Facebook answering questions about whether he makes pig-flavored ice cream.
2012-09-27 12:39:41 AM  
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: Yes, Mr. Farktarded CEO......if you're a Muslim, you must be in the Middle East, since there are no Muslims anywhere else in the world. You've quite clearly got a firm grasp on cultural geography.

*face palm*


Wait until he and his wife (or Rent-Boy) vacation in Paris.
2012-09-27 12:23:41 AM  
1 votes:
couldn't get a ride at msp cuz i had booze.
2012-09-26 10:18:52 PM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: What happens if a Muslim unknowingly consumes pork? Do they burst into flames like a vampire?

Nothing, apparently.

And in my search for knowledge I turned up this gem:

well i agree that you shouldnt do that. but at the same time, i work in an italian restaurant in which we flavor quite a few things with pancetta and prosciutto. (bacon and ham). when i explain tothe person that cannot eat what we have that includes these ingredients, they get angry at me! dont get angry at me because your god said you cant eat it. i didnt make the recipe, i just take your order and recommend liquor! jeez.

Thank you, Yahoo Answers.


I find something really hilarious about "i was already almost through with the [Dunkin Donuts chicken sandwich] when i noticed i was eating something like meat."
2012-09-26 10:14:19 PM  
1 votes:

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: What happens if a Muslim unknowingly consumes pork? Do they burst into flames like a vampire?


Nothing, apparently.

And in my search for knowledge I turned up this gem:

well i agree that you shouldnt do that. but at the same time, i work in an italian restaurant in which we flavor quite a few things with pancetta and prosciutto. (bacon and ham). when i explain tothe person that cannot eat what we have that includes these ingredients, they get angry at me! dont get angry at me because your god said you cant eat it. i didnt make the recipe, i just take your order and recommend liquor! jeez.

Thank you, Yahoo Answers.
2012-09-26 04:03:59 PM  
1 votes:
Somehow I doubt that if the person had asked if it was kosher he wouldn't have said "We don't ship to Israel"
2012-09-26 03:55:24 PM  
1 votes:
"I thought he was making this comment from Pakistan," Schaeffer said. "It wasn't a racist comment... It was just an honest mistake."

Facebook Posting:

-September 21 at 9:28am near Sheridan, WY

Dumbass
2012-09-26 03:54:18 PM  
1 votes:
The Sheridan, Wyoming in Montana, you mean?
 
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