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2012-09-26 03:37:49 PM
huh, it's almost as if it's some kind of medicine and not just a contraceptive.
 
2012-09-26 03:46:22 PM
If you want birth rates to go down for poor people, get their women in school and tell them how sex works, and them let them have access to contraception. Problem solved.
 
2012-09-26 03:53:33 PM
And if the birth control fails or she decides not to use it then she'll control your life.

"Your" in this case being whoever the dumb farker was who knocked her up.
 
2012-09-26 03:58:48 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: And if the birth control fails or she decides not to use it then she'll control your life.

"Your" in this case being whoever the dumb farker was who knocked her up.


"You" were using birth control too, right? You're not just relying on her I hope.
 
2012-09-26 04:02:10 PM
S L U T S ! !
 
2012-09-26 04:10:27 PM

timujin: The Stealth Hippopotamus: And if the birth control fails or she decides not to use it then she'll control your life.

"Your" in this case being whoever the dumb farker was who knocked her up.

"You" were using birth control too, right? You're not just relying on her I hope.


You know he can't be bothered to take responsibility for his own actions.
 
2012-09-26 04:13:16 PM
It's almost as if it makes women more productive members of society, and enables couples to raise children on their terms when they can be more responsible parents. Oh wait, I mean clearly this is just a biased study pushed forward by the liberal media. Birth control is a sin, and promoting it is a war on religion and good family values!
 
2012-09-26 04:21:29 PM
But Republicans tell me it's only so that they can be slutty whore sluts. I'm confused.
 
2012-09-26 04:22:47 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: And if the birth control fails or she decides not to use it then she'll control your life.

"Your" in this case being whoever the dumb farker was who knocked her up.


learn to use a condom, dumbass.  they're about to stage 3 trial a man-pill too i believe.
 
2012-09-26 04:26:24 PM
This is all pretty obvious. I also think this is really what's at the root of religious conservative objection to birth control: they don't want women to control their lives. They are vessels to deliver babies as God sees fit, and are not supposed to make choices.
 
2012-09-26 04:31:15 PM
There's also stuff like minimizing the effects of endometriosis, ovarian cysts, and a few other things that can, and do, kill women. But keep on calling them sluts, GOPers.
 
2012-09-26 04:34:33 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-26 04:38:56 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-26 04:40:10 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: "Your" in this case being whoever the dumb farker was who knocked her up.


Ladies and gentlemen, the remaining GOP voter block.
 
2012-09-26 04:40:13 PM
Why do they need contraception to control their lives when they have men?
 
2012-09-26 04:43:02 PM

ghare: If you want birth rates to go down for poor people, get their women in school and tell them how sex works, and them let them have access to contraception. Problem solved.


Education is for elitists. Those poor people just need to work harder and keep their legs closed.
 
2012-09-26 04:52:59 PM

Kazan: The Stealth Hippopotamus: And if the birth control fails or she decides not to use it then she'll control your life.

"Your" in this case being whoever the dumb farker was who knocked her up.

learn to use a condom, dumbass.  they're about to stage 3 trial a man-pill too i believe.


boo this man. booooooooo
 
2012-09-26 04:59:03 PM

timujin: "You" were using birth control too, right? You're not just relying on her I hope.


You mean like pulling out? Right?
 
2012-09-26 05:08:00 PM
I always hated that whole "you're a slut if you used birth control" argument. Last I heard, no woman got pregnant having sex with another woman. Why is it never the men that are sluts and whores and of low morals when THEY sleep around? Becuase there's no way for them to get "caught" I guess. No hyman. No babbymaking apperatus.

But no one ever got pregnant alone.
 
2012-09-26 05:44:04 PM

Ambivalence: I always hated that whole "you're a slut if you used birth control" argument. Last I heard, no woman got pregnant having sex with another woman. Why is it never the men that are sluts and whores and of low morals when THEY sleep around? Becuase there's no way for them to get "caught" I guess. No hyman. No babbymaking apperatus.

But no one ever got pregnant alone.


SLATTERN.

Feminazi!
 
2012-09-26 06:23:00 PM
Surprisingly, access to birth control and education leads to lower numbers of abortions.

Who knew?
 
2012-09-26 06:32:57 PM

timujin: huh, it's almost as if it's some kind of medicine and not just a contraceptive.


Or in the guy world, you have a shop full of machining equipent, a nuke plant in your back yard, and you make a farking birdbath with it. All the tools are there, will you use them?
 
2012-09-26 06:33:45 PM
"On this contraceptive thing, my gosh, it's so inexpensive. You know, back in my day, they used Bayer Aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn't that costly." 

Surprise, surprise. The dude who said that is another rich douchecanoe completely out of touch with reality.
 
2012-09-26 06:33:48 PM

timujin: The Stealth Hippopotamus: And if the birth control fails or she decides not to use it then she'll control your life.

"Your" in this case being whoever the dumb farker was who knocked her up.

"You" were using birth control too, right? You're not just relying on her I hope.


He WAS using birth control! He was making her take the pill!

/please don't hurt me
 
2012-09-26 06:33:51 PM

timujin: The Stealth Hippopotamus: And if the birth control fails or she decides not to use it then she'll control your life.

"Your" in this case being whoever the dumb farker was who knocked her up.

"You" were using birth control too, right? You're not just relying on her I hope.


HA! You think he had sex? With a woman?
i18.photobucket.com

Gooby, plz.
 
2012-09-26 06:35:52 PM
if they werent such sluts they wouldnt need contraception, tards

is it that hard to farking teach abstinence

/ or religion
 
2012-09-26 06:35:58 PM

Ambivalence: I always hated that whole "you're a slut if you used birth control" argument. Last I heard, no woman got pregnant having sex with another woman. Why is it never the men that are sluts and whores and of low morals when THEY sleep around? Becuase there's no way for them to get "caught" I guess. No hyman. No babbymaking apperatus.

But no one ever got pregnant alone.


...ALMOST nobody.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-26 06:36:11 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: And if the birth control fails or she decides not to use it then she'll control your life.

"Your" in this case being whoever the dumb farker was who knocked her up.


All snark and humor aside, my not-quite-professional opinion is you have issues. Have you considered counselling?
 
2012-09-26 06:38:44 PM

Ambivalence: I always hated that whole "you're a slut if you used birth control" argument. Last I heard, no woman got pregnant having sex with another woman. Why is it never the men that are sluts and whores and of low morals when THEY sleep around? Becuase there's no way for them to get "caught" I guess. No hyman. No babbymaking apperatus.

But no one ever got pregnant alone.


Well no one human.
 
2012-09-26 06:39:22 PM

Doc_Gerbil: S L U T S ! !


Do you suffer from Sexually Liberated Uterine Tendencies? Fortunately, now there's a treatment that can help.
 
2012-09-26 06:39:51 PM
Women have entered the workforce, but without an increase in the number of jobs, they are simply diluting the workforce and driving employment costs down.

We complain about having to have a two-income household just to make ends meet, but this is because salaries don't need to rise with the glut of female workers willing to work for 70% of the pay of men. Without a worker shortage, salaries stay low, necessitating the need for women to work.

It's a bit cyclic, but women take contraceptives to achieve their career goals, but this reduces overall pay and forces families to maintain two incomes, which forces women to stay in the workforce, which continues the worker exploitation by corporations. We're in a downward spiral towards serfdom, but no one wants to offend women by suggesting they've screwed the entire economy up.
 
2012-09-26 06:41:35 PM
No one has made a swallowing joke yet. I'm not sure if this is meeting fark standards or not.

Ambivalence: But no one ever got pregnant alone.


That would depend on how you mean that. There are women who go to sperm clinics and do get pregnant without having sex.
 
2012-09-26 06:42:40 PM

Ennuipoet: timujin: "You" were using birth control too, right? You're not just relying on her I hope.

You mean like pulling out? Right?


Actually back in my bachelor days my favorite form of birth control was giving the woman a fake name and phone number.

OK, more like child support control, but whatever. Tomay-to tomah-to.
 
2012-09-26 06:43:05 PM

MadAzza: Ambivalence: I always hated that whole "you're a slut if you used birth control" argument. Last I heard, no woman got pregnant having sex with another woman. Why is it never the men that are sluts and whores and of low morals when THEY sleep around? Becuase there's no way for them to get "caught" I guess. No hyman. No babbymaking apperatus.

But no one ever got pregnant alone.

SLATTERN.

Feminazi!


+ one internet and a cookie for bringing this word back into the mainstream.
 
2012-09-26 06:43:48 PM
Thanks for the reporting there, Ric Romero.

Vasectomies are awesome.
 
2012-09-26 06:44:57 PM

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 664x499]


That computer setup is AWESOME! How did I never think of doing that?!
 
2012-09-26 06:46:35 PM
I thought that a woman's body knows when it's a legitimate pregnancy
 
2012-09-26 06:48:18 PM
sex is a beautiful natural thing that is a joy, especially when you're young and beautiful.

teach the damn kids all about birth control and get them on it in 5th or 6th grade. and sterilize as many of them as you can. we all know it's for the best.
 
2012-09-26 06:48:20 PM
In other news, women use a lack of contraception to control other people's lives.

/amirite?
 
2012-09-26 06:48:38 PM

MadAzza: Last I heard, no woman got pregnant having sex with another woman.


So I've been doing it wrong all these years? No wonder I have no kids.

/slut
 
Mef
2012-09-26 06:50:03 PM

WorldCitizen: But Republicans tell me it's only so that they can be slutty whore sluts. I'm confused.


It's only confusing because they say that like it's a bad thing....
 
2012-09-26 06:50:36 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Women have entered the workforce, but without an increase in the number of jobs, they are simply diluting the workforce and driving employment costs down.


I don't buy it. The market for pantsuits must have gone up 1000 fold that day. Someone's got to be making those things.
 
2012-09-26 06:51:18 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Women have entered the workforce, but without an increase in the number of jobs, they are simply diluting the workforce and driving employment costs down.

We complain about having to have a two-income household just to make ends meet, but this is because salaries don't need to rise with the glut of female workers willing to work for 70% of the pay of men. Without a worker shortage, salaries stay low, necessitating the need for women to work.

It's a bit cyclic, but women take contraceptives to achieve their career goals, but this reduces overall pay and forces families to maintain two incomes, which forces women to stay in the workforce, which continues the worker exploitation by corporations. We're in a downward spiral towards serfdom, but no one wants to offend women by suggesting they've screwed the entire economy up.


And the fact there are millions of foreigners overseas willing to work for peanuts has nothing to do with that. No, it's all them uppity wimmenz taking jobs that should rightfully go to the menfolk.

Please. Women are "willing" to work for 70%?
 
2012-09-26 06:51:24 PM
If they aren't pregnant, they can get closer to the kitchen counter; and make sammiches for me faster.
 
2012-09-26 06:51:50 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Women have entered the workforce, but without an increase in the number of jobs, they are simply diluting the workforce and driving employment costs down.

We complain about having to have a two-income household just to make ends meet, but this is because salaries don't need to rise with the glut of female workers willing to work for 70% of the pay of men. Without a worker shortage, salaries stay low, necessitating the need for women to work.

It's a bit cyclic, but women take contraceptives to achieve their career goals, but this reduces overall pay and forces families to maintain two incomes, which forces women to stay in the workforce, which continues the worker exploitation by corporations. We're in a downward spiral towards serfdom, but no one wants to offend women by suggesting they've screwed the entire economy up.


Don't you mean that men have screwed up the economy by not transitioning to being stay-at-home dads, househusbands, and entrepreneurs? Doing so would decrease the supply of workers while increasing demand, resulting in higher salaries and a growing economy. Why aren't you doing your part?
 
2012-09-26 06:52:25 PM

BobDeluxe: Thanks for the reporting there, Ric Romero.

Vasectomies are awesome.


Oh, yeah? Then how come no one's ever happy to get a second one?
 
2012-09-26 06:54:10 PM

StrandedInAZ: MadAzza: Last I heard, no woman got pregnant having sex with another woman.

So I've been doing it wrong all these years? No wonder I have no kids.

/slut


how YOU doin?
 
2012-09-26 06:56:55 PM

Theaetetus: BobDeluxe: Thanks for the reporting there, Ric Romero.

Vasectomies are awesome.

Oh, yeah? Then how come no one's ever happy to get a second one?


Because if you are getting a second one, something is very, very wrong.

/I still spit in the cup occasionally.
 
2012-09-26 06:57:18 PM

Anonymocoso: If they aren't pregnant, they can get closer to the kitchen counter; and make sammiches for me faster.


Actually, for optimum sandwich making you don't want to be too close. If you're looking straight down, you may apply too thick of a layer of a particular condiment or topping; you want a nice isometric view of the sandwich.

Bondith: Please. Women are "willing" to work for 70%?


These sorts of statistics come from studies of people who are working and they usually include more than one woman, so, I mean, well, technically...
 
2012-09-26 07:03:28 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Women have entered the workforce, but without an increase in the number of jobs, they are simply diluting the workforce and driving employment costs down.

We complain about having to have a two-income household just to make ends meet, but this is because salaries don't need to rise with the glut of female workers willing to work for 70% of the pay of men. Without a worker shortage, salaries stay low, necessitating the need for women to work.

It's a bit cyclic, but women take contraceptives to achieve their career goals, but this reduces overall pay and forces families to maintain two incomes, which forces women to stay in the workforce, which continues the worker exploitation by corporations. We're in a downward spiral towards serfdom, but no one wants to offend women by suggesting they've screwed the entire economy up.


not sure if total retard, or good troll
 
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