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2012-09-26 12:49:31 PM
Well that's a shame.

I prefer to remember her this way:

Link (new window)
 
2012-09-26 12:51:59 PM
Looks like she's put on some weight since last I saw her.
 
2012-09-26 12:58:07 PM

Vodka Zombie: Looks like she's put on some weight since last I saw her.


She's just inhaling in the picture instead of exhaling.
 
2012-09-26 01:04:54 PM
"First, Honey, I'm already more famous than you, I don't need your help,"

A cop with delusions of grandeur? Gee, that's a first.

If someone asked me his name, or which particular Texas shiathole cow town he's from, I would have to re-read
the article.
 
2012-09-26 01:05:55 PM

alaric3: Vodka Zombie: Looks like she's put on some weight since last I saw her.

She's just inhaling in the picture instead of exhaling.


Isn't that what got her in trouble in Texas?
 
2012-09-26 01:09:33 PM
Wow, she really is a criminal.
 
2012-09-26 01:11:16 PM
The sultry singer


bhlspectrum.wikispaces.com
 
2012-09-26 01:15:19 PM

Apos: The sultry singer


[bhlspectrum.wikispaces.com image 330x282]


She is looking a little gaunt. But her voice is pretty much the definition of sultry.
 
2012-09-26 01:51:03 PM
She didn't look too hot on Saturday when I saw her at the illustrious Winstar Casino World Event Center in the popping metropolis of Thackerville, OK. The show was good, but not great. She definitely looks like she's on the meth or having a nervous breakdown. Possibly both. I was convinced that she was going to walk off stage at some point Saturday night.
 
2012-09-26 01:51:45 PM
myrosaceacure.com
 
2012-09-26 02:01:42 PM
If Steve Jobs was still around, this wouldn't have happened.
 
2012-09-26 02:07:05 PM
you sure it wasn't meth that they found on her bus?
 
2012-09-26 02:13:38 PM
What she needs is a good defense.
 
2012-09-26 02:16:08 PM
So the "Criminal" video was documentary footage?
 
2012-09-26 02:27:15 PM
If she's still a Shadowboxer, I've got $500 on the shadow.
 
2012-09-26 02:32:03 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-26 03:10:17 PM
She's been a bad, bad girl
 
2012-09-26 03:15:18 PM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-26 03:22:34 PM

MorningConstitution: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 480x420]


t.qkme.me
 
2012-09-26 03:24:37 PM

WalkingCarpet: Well that's a shame.

I prefer to remember her this way:

Link (new window)


The only difference between that and the pic in TFA is about 20 years.

She was always alarmingly thin, bordering on unhealthy. Back when she was younger it gave her a waifish, haunting quality - now she just looks ill
 
2012-09-26 03:28:39 PM
Someone get her that weed back, STAT! She needs a sandwich!
 
2012-09-26 03:28:54 PM
Looks like that diet of ice, cigs, mj, sugarfree gum, and vodak, has given her the perfect celebrity body so many women crave and so many men lust after.
 
2012-09-26 03:31:19 PM
I told you Fiona apples were a gateway drug...but noooo, nobody ever listens to me.
 
2012-09-26 03:31:19 PM
That's a classic female methhead look right there.

/meth is a Hell of a drug
 
2012-09-26 03:34:30 PM

WalkingCarpet: Well that's a shame.

I prefer to remember her this way:

Link (new window)


Still too farking skinny. Love that whole album, though.

I remember watching Pop-Up video for this vid once, and it said something like 'Fiona lost 30 pounds when she switched to Vegan', and all I could think was that the chick needed a sandwich, stat.

IN other news, why in the fark are people still getting busted for pot?
 
2012-09-26 03:37:48 PM
i212.photobucket.com

That's me, BTW.
 
2012-09-26 03:38:13 PM
She's a mess I don't wanna clean up.
 
2012-09-26 03:38:56 PM

Mikey1969: IN other news, why in the fark are people still getting busted for pot?


It's still illegal because the majority of the population want it illegal.
 
2012-09-26 03:41:12 PM
i've seen better looking people look much worse coming out of jail.

/ plus, at least she's not fat.
 
2012-09-26 03:41:46 PM
i liked that amateur videotaped orgy feel of that criminal music video.
 
2012-09-26 03:41:50 PM
"First, Honey, I'm already more famous than you, I don't need your help," he began. "However, it would appear that you need mine. Two weeks ago nobody in the country cared about what you had to say. Now that you've been arrested it appears your entire career has been jump started. Don't worry, Sweetie, I won't bill you." - Rusty Fleming, Hudspeth County Sheriff's Office

Next one up, a contemptible snob
He lived to put things in their place
He did a commendable job
He put himself so low
He can hardly even look me in the face

O, he made my blood just burn
I flipped so far, I thought that I would not return
-Fiona Apple, "Get Him Back"

/SueHisAss
 
2012-09-26 03:44:13 PM

meanmutton: Mikey1969: IN other news, why in the fark are people still getting busted for pot?

It's still illegal because the majority of the population want it illegal.


i132.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-26 03:45:52 PM
Fiona is trying too hard to get her Amy Winehouse going on.
 
2012-09-26 03:46:35 PM
wow... that's a rough 35.

/meth use?
 
2012-09-26 03:47:54 PM

meanmutton: Mikey1969: IN other news, why in the fark are people still getting busted for pot?

It's still illegal because the majority of the population want it illegal.


Nice, that'll get bites.

As to TFA, that Sheriff sounds like a real dick. Could he have been any more condescending with his "sweeties" and "honeys"? Also, why is he wasting taxpayer money bothering to respond to some has been they busted for pot?

Also, I always thought she looked really farkable in the Criminal video. Not hot, or cute, or anything. Just farkable, like she just put off this "I haven't been farked like that since middle school" vibe. Not so much anymore.
 
2012-09-26 03:48:28 PM
Let's not forget how good this bad, bad girl looked in her prime. Sugar is vegan friendly... just feed her lots and lots of sugar.
 
2012-09-26 03:48:48 PM

gilgigamesh: Apos: The sultry singer


[bhlspectrum.wikispaces.com image 330x282]

She is looking a little gaunt. But her voice is pretty much the definition of sultry.


This. I would love to hear her sing some jazz standards.
 
2012-09-26 03:50:51 PM
OH my god. She needs something. A good defense?
 
2012-09-26 03:59:35 PM

Mark Ratner: [myrosaceacure.com image 260x260]


www.cassiophoto.com
 
2012-09-26 04:00:18 PM
inyourface.blog.ocregister.com

She certainly seems to have lost weight since she was in that movie.
 
2012-09-26 04:01:18 PM
 
2012-09-26 04:01:46 PM
The article can be summed up as...

fullofsnark.com

"Pawk chopsh...and appleshawsh."
 
2012-09-26 04:02:40 PM

meanmutton: Mikey1969: IN other news, why in the fark are people still getting busted for pot?

It's still illegal because the majority of the population want it illegal.


No, it's still illegal because it is politically expedient.

It's easy to bust people with pot, not as easy with heroin, coke, meth, crack, etc...

Also, pot busts tend to big big, in the tons, because it's relatively cheap, so people tend to move more of it at once. Busting people with 2 tons of something sounds far more impressive than 5 pounds of something else. Mos of the time we are being lied to because it is a nice easy topic to take a "hard stance" on, we see results, and we believe it's "bad". It's a drug, and there is no reason on this planet that as a drug, it is listed with less medical use than cocaine, except that we are being played like a fiddle. People are sheep and vote because a candidate finds political opportunity in something easy like marijuana.
 
2012-09-26 04:03:14 PM
"First, Honey, I'm already more famous than you, I don't need your help," he began. "However, it would appear that you need mine. Two weeks ago nobody in the country cared about what you had to say. Now that you've been arrested it appears your entire career has been jump started. Don't worry, Sweetie, I won't bill you."

Says the sheriff of a bumfark county in western Texas that, according to the latest census, has about 3,400 people in it. To Fiona Apple.

And then Texas wonders why the rest of us keep laughing at it.
 
2012-09-26 04:03:25 PM
 
2012-09-26 04:03:29 PM
What would an angel say, the devil wants to know....
 
2012-09-26 04:08:57 PM
Huh. She still looked pretty good in her Iconoclasts episode with Tarantino a few years ago. Now she's looking a bit "faces of meth-y."

That shiatkicker sheriff who wrote that public letter to her is exactly the kind of moron I would expect to find in whatever backwater shiathole Texas "metropolis" he's from.
 
2012-09-26 04:09:02 PM
Love that No Food Diet
 
2012-09-26 04:10:03 PM
Her tour name is 'Road' Apple.
 
2012-09-26 04:10:51 PM
Hunger hurts, but starving works for her
 
2012-09-26 04:17:33 PM

Gosling: "First, Honey, I'm already more famous than you, I don't need your help," he began. "However, it would appear that you need mine. Two weeks ago nobody in the country cared about what you had to say. Now that you've been arrested it appears your entire career has been jump started. Don't worry, Sweetie, I won't bill you."

Says the sheriff of a bumfark county in western Texas that, according to the latest census, has about 3,400 people in it. To Fiona Apple.

And then Texas wonders why the rest of us keep laughing at it.


Rusty Fleming sounds like a Class A prick.
 
2012-09-26 04:25:25 PM

Rann Xerox: gilgigamesh: Apos: The sultry singer


[bhlspectrum.wikispaces.com image 330x282]

She is looking a little gaunt. But her voice is pretty much the definition of sultry.

This. I would love to hear her sing some jazz standards.


Or you could go with her sister.
 
2012-09-26 04:28:24 PM

WalkingCarpet: Well that's a shame.

I prefer to remember her this way:

Link (new window)


Yeah, the video where she looked like a strung out junkie being held captive in a basement shooting a porno. So what's the problem?
 
2012-09-26 04:28:50 PM
and then there is her more attractive, more talented, lesser known sister:

Link

Link
 
2012-09-26 04:37:18 PM
Hey subby, not a fan of Fiona Apple, but if you're applying the "scary" tag to an article, she should be looking like Lindsay Lohan, pissing on herself while sitting on a sidewalk after a booze and drugs binge. She looks "meh" here.
 
2012-09-26 04:40:40 PM
When are we gonna start shooting the ugly bully cops? According to Ron Paul: on DAY ZERO
 
2012-09-26 04:40:43 PM
Does Voldemort know she got put back into Azkaban?
 
2012-09-26 04:48:09 PM
assets.nydailynews.com

SOON.
 
2012-09-26 04:52:59 PM
I love all the cop-haters lashing out at the cop. Anyone consider that he's just going for the lulz?
 
2012-09-26 05:00:28 PM

darch: I love all the cop-haters lashing out at the cop. Anyone consider that he's just going for the lulz?


Sorry you don't have to be a cop hater to see this guy's a tool. If he was going for the Lulz he failed so hard he's still a tool.

If he was trying to be a condescending prick, he succeeded and is a tool.

Either way he's a tool.
 
2012-09-26 05:01:28 PM
She also could be doing up to ten years because of the laws in Texas regarding hash.
 
2012-09-26 05:01:38 PM

darch: I love all the cop-haters lashing out at the cop. Anyone consider that he's just going for the lulz?



Right -- if we think some hillbilly dipshiat cop is an @sshole for writing that dumbfark public letter - written in the literary style of a middle-schooler's angry note to his ex-girlfriend - then we must be "cop-haters." The only thing he was doing was defending his bruised over-inflated ego.
 
2012-09-26 05:02:04 PM
That video is what spawned instagram.
 
2012-09-26 05:11:46 PM

biyaaatci: That video is what spawned instagram.


and killed the radio star.
 
2012-09-26 05:25:51 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: She also could be doing up to ten years because of the laws in Texas regarding hash.


FREEEEEDOOOOOOMMMM!!
 
2012-09-26 05:26:00 PM
Queue GWAR "We are running out of craaaaaaack.....!!!!"
 
2012-09-26 05:26:01 PM
as a smoker, and a musician who toured those parts, she (or her tour manager) should have known better...
certain places you gotta get rid of the weed.
it sucks, but pot is still illegal whether you agree with it or not.

not like its hard to stock back up in the next city.
 
2012-09-26 05:27:41 PM

LectertheChef: Rann Xerox: gilgigamesh: Apos: The sultry singer


[bhlspectrum.wikispaces.com image 330x282]

She is looking a little gaunt. But her voice is pretty much the definition of sultry.

This. I would love to hear her sing some jazz standards.

Or you could go with her sister.


*CLICKS LINK*

DAYUM!!!!!! Welcome to my Favorites list.
 
2012-09-26 05:28:34 PM

meanmutton: It's still illegal because the majority of the population want it illegal.


Wrong!
 
2012-09-26 05:35:44 PM
assets.nydailynews.com 
www.electricsheepmagazine.co.uk
 
2012-09-26 05:43:30 PM
Bummer, I like Fiona. If her RV hadn't have hit that awning, she wouldn't have had a run-in with the man.
 
2012-09-26 05:58:06 PM
Is it customary for police to publicly refer to female defendants as "Honey" and "Sweetie"?
 
2012-09-26 05:58:18 PM
She looks better in her mug shot than in that photo. I will always think of her in the criminal video and yes I rubbed one out to that as a teen boy. Also does everyone know she was raped as a very young teenager which has led to a lot of her issues I am sure.
 
2012-09-26 06:08:28 PM
Sounds like Sheriff Dorkus's karma is broken and needs an adjustment.

/And yes, the group of trailers with lights that he calls his town is a shiathole.
 
2012-09-26 06:19:31 PM
I'm shocked ... SHOCKED ... that a podunk Texas Cop has come across as a self absorbed douche with an over inflated self-opinion of their importance.
 
2012-09-26 06:25:10 PM

slayer199: meanmutton: It's still illegal because the majority of the population want it illegal.

Wrong!


Of course, that survey isn't restricted to likely voters. Therein lies the problem.
 
2012-09-26 06:51:08 PM
i1162.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-26 07:00:03 PM
Hashish is a helluva drug.

/Where the hell do you get hash now a days? Remember it, I think, in California in the 70's.
 
2012-09-26 07:02:58 PM
She looks like she's doing something more methy than weed.
 
2012-09-26 07:10:55 PM

Hoopy Frood: Is it customary for police to publicly refer to female defendants as "Honey" and "Sweetie"?


Is it necessarily wrong? Dude's a prick sure, but for everything else in that statement, not for a catch-all endearment.
 
2012-09-26 07:12:48 PM
"Lyme disease", my fanny [see the post from fangirl in denial]. Death pool, anyone?
 
2012-09-26 07:31:33 PM
No sympathy for her.

Or Willie, for that matter.

Addiction is addiction. Get some help.
 
2012-09-26 07:32:15 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Hoopy Frood: Is it customary for police to publicly refer to female defendants as "Honey" and "Sweetie"?

Is it necessarily wrong? Dude's a prick sure, but for everything else in that statement, not for a catch-all endearment.


It's not used as a term of endearment, not when the person you're talking to isn't someone close to you. It comes across as condescending and patronizing. Which is typical behavior for hicks and pigs, so it's to be expected from a hick pig like Sheriff Cleavon Ray Forrest III.
 
2012-09-26 07:36:49 PM
This is great! It would be like necrophilia except totally legal because the "corpse" is still alive!

Whatever. I'm easy and generous. All she'd have to do is say please.
 
2012-09-26 07:44:39 PM
Extraordinary Machine is a great album.
 
2012-09-26 07:56:05 PM

WalkingCarpet: Well that's a shame. I prefer to remember her this way:)


She's always looked gaunt and unhealthy. That's part of her attraction.
 
2012-09-26 08:06:31 PM

LectertheChef: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Hoopy Frood: Is it customary for police to publicly refer to female defendants as "Honey" and "Sweetie"?

Is it necessarily wrong? Dude's a prick sure, but for everything else in that statement, not for a catch-all endearment.

It's not used as a term of endearment, not when the person you're talking to isn't someone close to you. It comes across as condescending and patronizing. Which is typical behavior for hicks and pigs, so it's to be expected from a hick pig like Sheriff Cleavon Ray Forrest III.


Gasp!

I'm gonna tell the Waffle House waitress you said that.
 
2012-09-26 08:08:41 PM

highendmighty: Bummer, I like Fiona. If her RV hadn't have hit that awning, she wouldn't have had a run-in with the man.


Gotta say, never thought I'd see an SCI reference on Fark. Just goes to show nothing is obscure.
 
2012-09-26 08:18:25 PM

T-Boy: WalkingCarpet: Well that's a shame. I prefer to remember her this way:)

She's always looked gaunt and unhealthy. That's part of her attraction.

assets.rollingstone.com
She had a phase where she had just enough meat to escape the skeletalism. She clearly needs to store up for winter about now though. I feel like I read an interview where she said she had lost interest in food...apparently that wasn't hyperbole.

Still all her albums aside from her latest are amazing. Hope she figures her shiat out before she goes Winehouse on us.
 
2012-09-26 08:24:18 PM

js34603: meanmutton: Mikey1969: IN other news, why in the fark are people still getting busted for pot?

It's still illegal because the majority of the population want it illegal.

Nice, that'll get bites.

As to TFA, that Sheriff sounds like a real dick. Could he have been any more condescending with his "sweeties" and "honeys"? Also, why is he wasting taxpayer money bothering to respond to some has been they busted for pot?

Also, I always thought she looked really farkable in the Criminal video. Not hot, or cute, or anything. Just farkable, like she just put off this "I haven't been farked like that since middle school" vibe. Not so much anymore.


I'm not really a fan of Fiona but to say that she is a "has been" is inaccurate. Her newest album has garnered the best reviews she has ever received and I wouldn't doubt that it will at least be on the Pazz &Jop poll as well as nominated for a Grammy (not that a Grammy means anything but a temporary boost in sales from the Grammy nominated record buying public).
 
2012-09-26 08:39:32 PM
The sheriff was condescending but he was reponding to this:

Apple also threatened to make the cops she was referring to "f--king famous" for their reprehensible actions.

Which is just a variation on the whole "do you know who I am?" crap that famous people say when they get busted for whatever reason.

/Legalize weed. Until then, don't be surprised when you get busted for it, especially on the border.
 
2012-09-26 08:51:27 PM

Igor Jakovsky: The sheriff was condescending but he was reponding to this:

Apple also threatened to make the cops she was referring to "f--king famous" for their reprehensible actions.

Which is just a variation on the whole "do you know who I am?" crap that famous people say when they get busted for whatever reason.

/Legalize weed. Until then, don't be surprised when you get busted for it, especially on the border.


She didn't get busted on the border.
 
2012-09-26 09:18:44 PM

Mikey1969: meanmutton: Mikey1969: IN other news, why in the fark are people still getting busted for pot?

It's still illegal because the majority of the population want it illegal.

No, it's still illegal because it is politically expedient.

It's easy to bust people with pot, not as easy with heroin, coke, meth, crack, etc...

Also, pot busts tend to big big, in the tons, because it's relatively cheap, so people tend to move more of it at once. Busting people with 2 tons of something sounds far more impressive than 5 pounds of something else. Mos of the time we are being lied to because it is a nice easy topic to take a "hard stance" on, we see results, and we believe it's "bad". It's a drug, and there is no reason on this planet that as a drug, it is listed with less medical use than cocaine, except that we are being played like a fiddle. People are sheep and vote because a candidate finds political opportunity in something easy like marijuana.


So, your argument is that people there are people out there who want marijuana to be legal but are more likely to vote for a candidate because they crack down on marijuana?
 
2012-09-26 09:26:28 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Igor Jakovsky: The sheriff was condescending but he was reponding to this:

Apple also threatened to make the cops she was referring to "f--king famous" for their reprehensible actions.

Which is just a variation on the whole "do you know who I am?" crap that famous people say when they get busted for whatever reason.

/Legalize weed. Until then, don't be surprised when you get busted for it, especially on the border.

She didn't get busted on the border.


Article says otherwise: Apple, 35, recently reemerged back into the spotlight on Sept. 18 after being stopped at the Texas border for having hashish on her tour bus, law enforcement officials told TMZ at the time.  

From the original TMZ article: Fiona Apple was arrested at a border stop in Texas yesterday ... after authorities claim they found hashish on the "Criminal" singer's tour bus ... TMZ has learned.

From radaronline: Apple joins the long list of famous faces who have run into trouble at the Sierra Blanca border.

Sounds like she was busted at the border to me. My other point still LEGALIZE weed and its variants but until then don't be crossing the border with weed, hash or whatever and biatch if you get busted.
 
2012-09-26 09:39:51 PM

meanmutton: Mikey1969: meanmutton: Mikey1969: IN other news, why in the fark are people still getting busted for pot?

It's still illegal because the majority of the population want it illegal.

No, it's still illegal because it is politically expedient.

It's easy to bust people with pot, not as easy with heroin, coke, meth, crack, etc...

Also, pot busts tend to big big, in the tons, because it's relatively cheap, so people tend to move more of it at once. Busting people with 2 tons of something sounds far more impressive than 5 pounds of something else. Mos of the time we are being lied to because it is a nice easy topic to take a "hard stance" on, we see results, and we believe it's "bad". It's a drug, and there is no reason on this planet that as a drug, it is listed with less medical use than cocaine, except that we are being played like a fiddle. People are sheep and vote because a candidate finds political opportunity in something easy like marijuana.

So, your argument is that people there are people out there who want marijuana to be legal but are more likely to vote for a candidate because they crack down on marijuana?


No, my point is that people are stupid and fall for 'tough on crime' bullshiat.
 
2012-09-26 09:44:30 PM
I can't say for certain, but I'm guessing Fiona was having some mental issues, using pot to calm herself down and possibly help her appetite, which is why she didn't want to give it up even in a stupid place to have it. When she got arrested she freaked out and this cop had fun poking her with a stick and watching her be mentally unstable, miserable and weird and possibly in the middle of some kind of anxiety attack/manic episode, and then continues to taunt and attempt to harass her once she's out of his jail.

What a sadistic assbag. She is obviously not well, what a great service to the community this man has done.
 
2012-09-26 09:51:43 PM

question_dj: She didn't look too hot on Saturday when I saw her at the illustrious Winstar Casino World Event Center in the popping metropolis of Thackerville, OK. The show was good, but not great. She definitely looks like she's on the meth or having a nervous breakdown. Possibly both. I was convinced that she was going to walk off stage at some point Saturday night.


I was there as well.

I thought that she looked pretty well though she has slimmed down and her arms were quite more muscular than before so she either got really fit or just lost a bit of weight.

The show was really good but a bit more lackluster than I would have imagined although her voice and playing were both even better than I expected.

I had never seen her live but I chalked some of the negatives up to the concert starting an hour and a half late and the fact that it was at Winstar.
 
2012-09-26 09:51:47 PM
..good thing I'm into necrophilia.
 
2012-09-26 10:16:33 PM

dryknife: Hashish is a helluva drug.

/Where the hell do you get hash now a days? Remember it, I think, in California in the 70's.


At the dispensary, where else?
 
2012-09-26 10:24:36 PM
I would fark that desicated bag of antlers so hard she'd finally poop out that baby carrot stick she ate way back in the 90s before she learned that food was not as good as meth. You could say it would be a pump and dump.
 
2012-09-26 10:25:11 PM
She looks like a bad drawing of a person. All of her features are a bit too big.
 
2012-09-26 11:15:26 PM
Rusty Fleming of the Hudspeth County Sheriff's Office was not amused.

In an open letter to Apple, Fleming fired back.

"First, Honey, I'm already more famous than you, I don't need your help," he began. "However, it would appear that you need mine. Two weeks ago nobody in the country cared about what you had to say. Now that you've been arrested it appears your entire career has been jump started. Don't worry, Sweetie, I won't bill you."


Rusty Flaming, amirite? I totally read this in Rupaul's voice.
 
2012-09-26 11:32:36 PM

Cymbal: I would fark that desicated bag of antlers so hard she'd finally poop out that baby carrot stick she ate way back in the 90s before she learned that food was not as good as meth. You could say it would be a pump and dump.


This is pure poetry. This should be the title for her next album.
 
2012-09-27 12:10:45 AM
Man! She's short!!
 
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2012-09-27 01:02:09 AM
I took my GF (now wife) to see Fiona Apple with opening acts of Dido and Morcheeba at the now gone Mississippi Nights in St Louis. Great show all around.
 
2012-09-27 01:08:01 AM
Can't wait to see her in her new movie later this year....

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-27 01:47:17 AM

question_dj: She didn't look too hot on Saturday when I saw her at the illustrious Winstar Casino World Event Center in the popping metropolis of Thackerville, OK. The show was good, but not great. She definitely looks like she's on the meth or having a nervous breakdown. Possibly both. I was convinced that she was going to walk off stage at some point Saturday night.


That doesn't sound much different from when I saw her a dozen years ago. Girl was crazy.
 
2012-09-27 02:53:59 AM
In other news, Daily News is punk'd into posting a picture of Fiona Apple photoshopped with Steve Buscemi eyes.
 
2012-09-27 03:22:49 AM
Anyone else imagining the sheriff pausing to spit his chaw between sentences?
 
2012-09-27 07:33:42 AM

zez: I took my GF (now wife) to see Fiona Apple with opening acts of Dido and Morcheeba at the now gone Mississippi Nights in St Louis. Great show all around.


You better have gotten anal out of that. Or at the very least, road head on the way home.
 
2012-09-27 08:15:29 AM

Cymbal: zez: I took my GF (now wife) to see Fiona Apple with opening acts of Dido and Morcheeba at the now gone Mississippi Nights in St Louis. Great show all around.

You better have gotten anal out of that. Or at the very least, road head on the way home.


Hell, road anal
 
2012-09-27 09:59:45 AM
I'd still hit it Just to reach a long-time goal.
 
2012-09-27 10:24:30 AM
That face looks like Picasso put it together. Yeesh.
 
2012-09-27 01:59:23 PM

question_dj: She didn't look too hot on Saturday when I saw her at the illustrious Winstar Casino World Event Center in the popping metropolis of Thackerville, OK. The show was good, but not great. She definitely looks like she's on the meth or having a nervous breakdown. Possibly both. I was convinced that she was going to walk off stage at some point Saturday night.


So sorry you had to go to Winstar. Sadly, I have to go there way too much.

/Blackjack dealer, it sucks
 
2012-09-27 05:42:02 PM
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