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2012-09-26 12:49:31 PM  
Well that's a shame.

I prefer to remember her this way:

Link (new window)
 
2012-09-26 12:51:59 PM  
Looks like she's put on some weight since last I saw her.
 
2012-09-26 12:58:07 PM  

Vodka Zombie: Looks like she's put on some weight since last I saw her.


She's just inhaling in the picture instead of exhaling.
 
2012-09-26 01:04:54 PM  
"First, Honey, I'm already more famous than you, I don't need your help,"

A cop with delusions of grandeur? Gee, that's a first.

If someone asked me his name, or which particular Texas shiathole cow town he's from, I would have to re-read
the article.
 
2012-09-26 01:05:55 PM  

alaric3: Vodka Zombie: Looks like she's put on some weight since last I saw her.

She's just inhaling in the picture instead of exhaling.


Isn't that what got her in trouble in Texas?
 
2012-09-26 01:09:33 PM  
Wow, she really is a criminal.
 
2012-09-26 01:11:16 PM  
The sultry singer


bhlspectrum.wikispaces.com
 
2012-09-26 01:15:19 PM  

Apos: The sultry singer


[bhlspectrum.wikispaces.com image 330x282]


She is looking a little gaunt. But her voice is pretty much the definition of sultry.
 
2012-09-26 01:51:03 PM  
She didn't look too hot on Saturday when I saw her at the illustrious Winstar Casino World Event Center in the popping metropolis of Thackerville, OK. The show was good, but not great. She definitely looks like she's on the meth or having a nervous breakdown. Possibly both. I was convinced that she was going to walk off stage at some point Saturday night.
 
2012-09-26 01:51:45 PM  
myrosaceacure.com
 
2012-09-26 02:01:42 PM  
If Steve Jobs was still around, this wouldn't have happened.
 
2012-09-26 02:07:05 PM  
you sure it wasn't meth that they found on her bus?
 
2012-09-26 02:13:38 PM  
What she needs is a good defense.
 
2012-09-26 02:16:08 PM  
So the "Criminal" video was documentary footage?
 
2012-09-26 02:27:15 PM  
If she's still a Shadowboxer, I've got $500 on the shadow.
 
2012-09-26 02:32:03 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-26 03:10:17 PM  
She's been a bad, bad girl
 
2012-09-26 03:15:18 PM  
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-26 03:22:34 PM  

MorningConstitution: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 480x420]


t.qkme.me
 
2012-09-26 03:24:37 PM  

WalkingCarpet: Well that's a shame.

I prefer to remember her this way:

Link (new window)


The only difference between that and the pic in TFA is about 20 years.

She was always alarmingly thin, bordering on unhealthy. Back when she was younger it gave her a waifish, haunting quality - now she just looks ill
 
2012-09-26 03:28:39 PM  
Someone get her that weed back, STAT! She needs a sandwich!
 
2012-09-26 03:28:54 PM  
Looks like that diet of ice, cigs, mj, sugarfree gum, and vodak, has given her the perfect celebrity body so many women crave and so many men lust after.
 
2012-09-26 03:31:19 PM  
I told you Fiona apples were a gateway drug...but noooo, nobody ever listens to me.
 
2012-09-26 03:31:19 PM  
That's a classic female methhead look right there.

/meth is a Hell of a drug
 
2012-09-26 03:34:30 PM  

WalkingCarpet: Well that's a shame.

I prefer to remember her this way:

Link (new window)


Still too farking skinny. Love that whole album, though.

I remember watching Pop-Up video for this vid once, and it said something like 'Fiona lost 30 pounds when she switched to Vegan', and all I could think was that the chick needed a sandwich, stat.

IN other news, why in the fark are people still getting busted for pot?
 
2012-09-26 03:37:48 PM  
i212.photobucket.com

That's me, BTW.
 
2012-09-26 03:38:13 PM  
She's a mess I don't wanna clean up.
 
2012-09-26 03:38:56 PM  

Mikey1969: IN other news, why in the fark are people still getting busted for pot?


It's still illegal because the majority of the population want it illegal.
 
2012-09-26 03:41:12 PM  
i've seen better looking people look much worse coming out of jail.

/ plus, at least she's not fat.
 
2012-09-26 03:41:46 PM  
i liked that amateur videotaped orgy feel of that criminal music video.
 
2012-09-26 03:41:50 PM  
"First, Honey, I'm already more famous than you, I don't need your help," he began. "However, it would appear that you need mine. Two weeks ago nobody in the country cared about what you had to say. Now that you've been arrested it appears your entire career has been jump started. Don't worry, Sweetie, I won't bill you." - Rusty Fleming, Hudspeth County Sheriff's Office

Next one up, a contemptible snob
He lived to put things in their place
He did a commendable job
He put himself so low
He can hardly even look me in the face

O, he made my blood just burn
I flipped so far, I thought that I would not return
-Fiona Apple, "Get Him Back"

/SueHisAss
 
2012-09-26 03:44:13 PM  

meanmutton: Mikey1969: IN other news, why in the fark are people still getting busted for pot?

It's still illegal because the majority of the population want it illegal.


i132.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-26 03:45:52 PM  
Fiona is trying too hard to get her Amy Winehouse going on.
 
2012-09-26 03:46:35 PM  
wow... that's a rough 35.

/meth use?
 
2012-09-26 03:47:54 PM  

meanmutton: Mikey1969: IN other news, why in the fark are people still getting busted for pot?

It's still illegal because the majority of the population want it illegal.


Nice, that'll get bites.

As to TFA, that Sheriff sounds like a real dick. Could he have been any more condescending with his "sweeties" and "honeys"? Also, why is he wasting taxpayer money bothering to respond to some has been they busted for pot?

Also, I always thought she looked really farkable in the Criminal video. Not hot, or cute, or anything. Just farkable, like she just put off this "I haven't been farked like that since middle school" vibe. Not so much anymore.
 
2012-09-26 03:48:28 PM  
Let's not forget how good this bad, bad girl looked in her prime. Sugar is vegan friendly... just feed her lots and lots of sugar.
 
2012-09-26 03:48:48 PM  

gilgigamesh: Apos: The sultry singer


[bhlspectrum.wikispaces.com image 330x282]

She is looking a little gaunt. But her voice is pretty much the definition of sultry.


This. I would love to hear her sing some jazz standards.
 
2012-09-26 03:50:51 PM  
OH my god. She needs something. A good defense?
 
2012-09-26 03:59:35 PM  

Mark Ratner: [myrosaceacure.com image 260x260]


www.cassiophoto.com
 
2012-09-26 04:00:18 PM  
inyourface.blog.ocregister.com

She certainly seems to have lost weight since she was in that movie.
 
2012-09-26 04:01:18 PM  
 
2012-09-26 04:01:46 PM  
The article can be summed up as...

fullofsnark.com

"Pawk chopsh...and appleshawsh."
 
2012-09-26 04:02:40 PM  

meanmutton: Mikey1969: IN other news, why in the fark are people still getting busted for pot?

It's still illegal because the majority of the population want it illegal.


No, it's still illegal because it is politically expedient.

It's easy to bust people with pot, not as easy with heroin, coke, meth, crack, etc...

Also, pot busts tend to big big, in the tons, because it's relatively cheap, so people tend to move more of it at once. Busting people with 2 tons of something sounds far more impressive than 5 pounds of something else. Mos of the time we are being lied to because it is a nice easy topic to take a "hard stance" on, we see results, and we believe it's "bad". It's a drug, and there is no reason on this planet that as a drug, it is listed with less medical use than cocaine, except that we are being played like a fiddle. People are sheep and vote because a candidate finds political opportunity in something easy like marijuana.
 
2012-09-26 04:03:14 PM  
"First, Honey, I'm already more famous than you, I don't need your help," he began. "However, it would appear that you need mine. Two weeks ago nobody in the country cared about what you had to say. Now that you've been arrested it appears your entire career has been jump started. Don't worry, Sweetie, I won't bill you."

Says the sheriff of a bumfark county in western Texas that, according to the latest census, has about 3,400 people in it. To Fiona Apple.

And then Texas wonders why the rest of us keep laughing at it.
 
2012-09-26 04:03:25 PM  
 
2012-09-26 04:03:29 PM  
What would an angel say, the devil wants to know....
 
2012-09-26 04:08:57 PM  
Huh. She still looked pretty good in her Iconoclasts episode with Tarantino a few years ago. Now she's looking a bit "faces of meth-y."

That shiatkicker sheriff who wrote that public letter to her is exactly the kind of moron I would expect to find in whatever backwater shiathole Texas "metropolis" he's from.
 
2012-09-26 04:09:02 PM  
Love that No Food Diet
 
2012-09-26 04:10:03 PM  
Her tour name is 'Road' Apple.
 
2012-09-26 04:10:51 PM  
Hunger hurts, but starving works for her
 
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