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(E! Online)   Insane Clown Posse sues FBI after being called a magnet for gang activity   (eonline.com) divider line 89
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2012-09-26 04:39:10 PM  

caddisfly: I can't decide who's more annoying: Straight Edgers or Juggalos?


Are you high?
 
2012-09-26 04:40:56 PM  

Ant: BronyMedic: Okay, let's be academic about this? List the layers, and show your work for those of us without souls.

1) a kid died
2) the kid had Juggalos for parents
3) they buried him in a styrofoam cooler
4) they put ICP stickers on his styrofoam cooler
5) the grandparents and other relatives have to attend an ICP-themed funeral
6) .....
7) .....
8) .....

Anyone have anymore?


3 and 4 don't count as sad. Unless you're talking subjectively in that "it's sad people are stupid/tasteless", then that's a matter of opinion and not objective. And if we move to not count personal opinion, 1, 2, and 5 aren't so much sad as, well, shiat happens. Lots of families lose kids or have tastes I don't find attractive.

You want sad, there are plenty of things out there that are not a one off freak occurrence, things that are statements of whole societies, not some relatively quiet little niche.

The extremely poor and neglected dregs of society, for example, hillbillies and starving african kids. That is a tad more objective, as they are a constant state of existence.

Most of what's sad about that pic boils down to people being stupid and inconsiderate, subjecting their family to that crap and giving proprieties of society and even their family the middle finger by forcing their brand of kink on everyone else during what should be at least a somber occasion.

In otherwords:
It's sad that the collective of mankind has that kind of commitment to a stupid cause and tendency for selfishness.

Sure, empathy can cause some to be sad just because of "dead baby", but in the grand scope of things, babies die every day, so that one from years ago is not so extra special for any real reason except to those in that small group of people.
 
2012-09-26 04:41:18 PM  
Not to worry, the feds will reclassify them and ship them off to Gitmo. Problem solved.
 
2012-09-26 04:42:14 PM  
They are my new HEROES farky, The FBI sucks real hard and is our enemy
 
2012-09-26 04:43:23 PM  

caddisfly: I can't decide who's more annoying: Straight Edgers or Juggalos?


At least Juggalos are amusing. Most straight edge people I've met are quite self-righteous.
 
2012-09-26 04:44:58 PM  

Ivandrago: caddisfly: I can't decide who's more annoying: Straight Edgers or Juggalos?

At least Juggalos are amusing. Most straight edge people I've met are quite self-righteous.


You're right. Sex offenders are rarely self-righteous.
 
2012-09-26 04:55:25 PM  
They're a bunch of farking idiots. If that's a gang so is the special ed group at the local middle school.
 
2012-09-26 04:57:39 PM  

Katolu: They're a bunch of farking idiots. If that's a gang so is the special ed group at the local middle school.


Hey careful, those 'tards are pretty strong. Saw this 90lb waterhead bench press 400 lbs. She then ate two bananas and went back to her coloring book.
 
2012-09-26 04:59:33 PM  
I'm not some kind of huge advocate for the "Juggalo Lifestyle™"...but I like the Great Milenko album a good bit and have personally known more than a few of the Juggalo/ettes. The crazy clowns actually have a point here.

Juggalos are not motivated enough to commit "organized" crime, and part of their general ethos is "doing no harm" and showing respect. Most of the kids I've met we're actually really nice and quite easy to get along with. Sure, they dress weird and like to party - but that's about as close to a "gang" as they get.

The FBI is out of line in this case and I'd LOVE to see them have to back down after being threatened by a couple of dudes in clown makeup who throw soda on people.

/some juggalettes are damn hot
 
2012-09-26 05:03:24 PM  
Ha, I so want to join the FBI now
 
2012-09-26 05:07:36 PM  

Optimus Primate: I'm not some kind of huge advocate for the "Juggalo Lifestyle™"...but I like the Great Milenko album a good bit and have personally known more than a few of the Juggalo/ettes. The crazy clowns actually have a point here.

Juggalos are not motivated enough to commit "organized" crime, and part of their general ethos is "doing no harm" and showing respect. Most of the kids I've met we're actually really nice and quite easy to get along with. Sure, they dress weird and like to party - but that's about as close to a "gang" as they get.

The FBI is out of line in this case and I'd LOVE to see them have to back down after being threatened by a couple of dudes in clown makeup who throw soda on people.

/some juggalettes are damn hot


i don't know, 5-10 years i might have agreed with you. back when i was in highschool, juggalos were basically the same as goths: socially awkward kids, usually with poor home lives, who found a way to gain some acceptance in the rocky world of highschool. they were a bit odd, but ultimatly mostly harmless.

but i have too many friends who teach who say the current crop of juggalos are starting on the real hard drugs way younger, are less about the "do no harm" thing and are constantly the source of physical violence in the middle-high school level. from what they tell me, they aren't the generally harmless oddballs they used to be.
 
2012-09-26 05:10:47 PM  

Mikey1969: At least there are better looking Juggalettes out there than at the top of this thread...

Juggalettes Gone Wicked


I've seen two OK looking female fans of ICP on video. The groovy thing was they were putting in work with a big dildo at the Gathering of ICP Fans that made it to a vid site.

Female ICP Fans-NSFW
 
2012-09-26 05:15:25 PM  
Man, never thought I would long for J Edgar to return. He'd give them a proper tommy-gunning for such hubris and on general principle.
 
2012-09-26 05:16:36 PM  

biyaaatci: 3) She looks underage.


I must just not have the ability to determine whether a 300-pound girl is underage or not.

So that's why I don't fark them.
 
2012-09-26 05:49:13 PM  
The Juggalos are a gang...a retahded, shiatty gang, but a gang none the less.

/mainly 15yr olds who like to graffiti stuff and break windows
 
2012-09-26 06:36:53 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-26 06:39:09 PM  
Magnet for idiot white ash maybe...
 
2012-09-26 06:45:28 PM  
Old news is old
 
2012-09-26 06:47:36 PM  
Cool!

We needed another word redefigned.

These guys are heroes.

Go USA!
 
2012-09-26 07:03:46 PM  

FeedTheCollapse: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x282]
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x283]


THIS
 
2012-09-26 07:12:47 PM  
Did anyone else notice the Igloo cooler they burying their child in is too big for the grave they dug????
 
2012-09-26 08:02:45 PM  
media1.break.com
 
2012-09-26 08:33:39 PM  
Who cares? Society needs its clowns.
 
2012-09-26 09:23:45 PM  
t3.gstatic.com

Damn clown gang.
 
2012-09-26 09:39:23 PM  

LesserEvil: Clearly we are evolving into a race of Jugalos.


A Scary? button needs to be installed between Smart? and Funny?
 
2012-09-26 09:44:59 PM  

Ant: BronyMedic: Okay, let's be academic about this? List the layers, and show your work for those of us without souls.

1) a kid died
2) the kid had Juggalos for parents
3) they buried him in a styrofoam cooler
4) they put ICP stickers on his styrofoam cooler
5) the grandparents and other relatives have to attend an ICP-themed funeral
6) .....
7) .....
8) .....

Anyone have anymore?


The realization that the child never really had a chance.
The realization that the coffin is too large for a new born, meaning that child suffered plenty before being laid to rest.
By looking at the parents the realization that whatever happened to that child was probably horrific.
 
2012-09-26 10:54:39 PM  
your government has been having artists, actors and musicians framed, blackballed and killed long before recording labels realized there much $$$ to be made off their dead. ICP should STFU and enjoy the huge $$$ they make off the morans.
 
2012-09-26 11:31:33 PM  
Jugolos make me wonder if perhaps we were a bit hasty in banning the practice of Eugenics on the population.
 
2012-09-27 12:30:52 AM  

BronyMedic: Saborlas: This implies that Juggalos are even remotely competent at anything more demanding than fast food jobs.

Never underestimate the ability for stupid people to accomplish chaos in large numbers.

What we need to do is ensure these people don't bre....

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x449]

Oh, well. Looks like they're doing a good enough job of that on their own. Carry on, Darwin!


Yo... where' my free shiat?
 
2012-09-27 01:24:56 AM  

thomps: Nana's Vibrator: Because having a PhD makes you a better person than everyone else. I don't know the background of that picture - only what I see. From that level of understanding, I really can't comprehend what you just wrote. Is there a background story here? 10/10?

indeed there is a backstory


Jeeeeeesus farking christ.......
 
2012-09-27 02:15:51 AM  

Genju: [t3.gstatic.com image 345x146]

Damn clown gang.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-27 02:37:18 AM  

rudemix: Mikey1969: At least there are better looking Juggalettes out there than at the top of this thread...

Juggalettes Gone Wicked

I've seen two OK looking female fans of ICP on video. The groovy thing was they were putting in work with a big dildo at the Gathering of ICP Fans that made it to a vid site.

Female ICP Fans-NSFW


Holy shiat, is she actually bleeding towards the end of the video?

assets.sbnation.com

The comments to the video are pretty farking hilarious though.
 
mhd
2012-09-27 04:53:47 AM  
R.I.P. "Ass" Dan
 
2012-09-27 05:04:32 AM  

serial_crusher: BronyMedic: thomps: BronyMedic: thomps: it's been a few years, but that is still the saddest picture on the internet.

Really? Of all the pictures on the internet, THAT'S the saddest?

[i.imgur.com image 289x149]

there are like 8 different layers of sadness in that juggalo picture.

Okay, let's be academic about this? List the layers, and show your work for those of us without souls.

1) I'm pretty sure that "coffin" is made from one of those cheap Styrofoam coolers you buy on your way to a fishing trip because you realized you forgot to pack the good one.
2) Just farking look at those people. Holy shiat.


At first glance I thought it was a cooler too! Not to be nitpicky but the correct term here is 'casket', as a 'coffin' is the contoured, body-shaped recepticle such as Dracula sleeps in. \Angular
 
2012-09-27 05:47:28 AM  

laid back w/bud light: Did anyone else notice the Igloo cooler they burying their child in is too big for the grave they dug????


The kid's going to be buried standing. Either facing Detroit, or the nearest Faygo bottling plant, I'm not sure which...
 
2012-09-27 07:26:43 AM  

cefm: The FBI seems to have forgotten that all important "criminal" part of the "gang" description.

A chess club could be described as a "gang" in that it has a defined social composition of mutual interest and activities. However it is not a "criminal gang" therefore we don't care.

How exactly the FBI comes to the conclusion that those poor misbegotten fools called Juggalos are a "criminal gang" is beyond me. Minor vandalism, public intoxication and urination/defecation and rampant illegal drug use doesn't make them any different than your average highschool party.

Who's next? Buffett's Parrot-Heads? Plenty of illegal activity (drug use, underage drinking) in that group - but since when do we care?


Except the juggalos do engage in criminal activity. Lots of prostitution and drug use/sales/trafficking
 
2012-09-27 09:19:50 AM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: rudemix: Mikey1969: At least there are better looking Juggalettes out there than at the top of this thread...

Juggalettes Gone Wicked

I've seen two OK looking female fans of ICP on video. The groovy thing was they were putting in work with a big dildo at the Gathering of ICP Fans that made it to a vid site.

Female ICP Fans-NSFW

Holy shiat, is she actually bleeding towards the end of the video?


2:00 ... ewwww. The bleedy girl is all over the net in videos from The Gathering but I'd never seen that side, or inside, of her before.
 
2012-09-27 10:13:59 AM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: rudemix: Mikey1969: At least there are better looking Juggalettes out there than at the top of this thread...

Juggalettes Gone Wicked

I've seen two OK looking female fans of ICP on video. The groovy thing was they were putting in work with a big dildo at the Gathering of ICP Fans that made it to a vid site.

Female ICP Fans-NSFW

Holy shiat, is she actually bleeding towards the end of the video?

[assets.sbnation.com image 352x400]

The comments to the video are pretty farking hilarious though.


No, that's not blood. Someone spilled Faygo on her ass, it looks like. Whatever the substance is, it's not red enough or thick enough to be blood.
 
2012-09-27 11:58:22 AM  
The girls should be called jugglehoes, not jugglettes.
 
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