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(E! Online)   Insane Clown Posse sues FBI after being called a magnet for gang activity   (eonline.com) divider line 89
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2012-09-26 11:29:25 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-26 11:33:28 AM
Wait... I thought the Feds were OK with the dumbing down of America?
 
2012-09-26 11:38:18 AM
Calling Juggalos a "gang" is just ridiculous. I've seen a police "bulletin" about them that was hysterical.
 
2012-09-26 11:47:13 AM
They are a gang. But so is this group.
 
2012-09-26 11:58:49 AM
In order for ICP to be a magnet for gang activity, the gang in question would have to have the initiative to do gang-like things, and since when do juggalos have any initiative to do anything? Every picture of a juggalo/juggalette I've ever seen has been obese people wearing ill-fitting clothes and more face paint than Jack Nicholson's version of the Joker having an acid trip. What kind of gang-like things are people that look like that going to do?
 
2012-09-26 12:11:42 PM
Well, to be fair, I doubt they have any idea how the FBI works, either.
 
2012-09-26 12:18:36 PM
This implies that Juggalos are even remotely competent at anything more demanding than fast food jobs.
 
2012-09-26 12:22:49 PM
Don't gangs participate in illegal activity that gets them money? by the looks of them they are not doing that.
 
2012-09-26 12:23:25 PM
Douchebaggery? Sure.... Gang activity? Not so much.
 
2012-09-26 12:26:48 PM
someone over at the FBI has been watching WAAAAAAY too many reruns of 'Batman Beyond'.
 
2012-09-26 12:36:32 PM

Headso: Don't gangs participate in illegal activity that gets them money? by the looks of them they are not doing that.


No, that's "organized crime". You can be in a gang and be, as a group, dangerous and willing to do illegal things, but "being engaged in organized crime" isn't a prerequisite for being in a gang. Most "neighborhood gangs" are only marginally organized at the start, anyway.
 
2012-09-26 01:37:46 PM

Saborlas: This implies that Juggalos are even remotely competent at anything more demanding than eating fast food jobs.


FTFY
 
2012-09-26 02:01:11 PM

Saborlas: This implies that Juggalos are even remotely competent at anything more demanding than fast food jobs.


Never underestimate the ability for stupid people to accomplish chaos in large numbers.

What we need to do is ensure these people don't bre....

3.bp.blogspot.com

Oh, well. Looks like they're doing a good enough job of that on their own. Carry on, Darwin!
 
2012-09-26 02:26:27 PM
proto gang.

All they need is a charismatic and criminally insane leader and we can have a real life Joker crime lord.
 
2012-09-26 02:30:01 PM

BronyMedic: Saborlas: This implies that Juggalos are even remotely competent at anything more demanding than fast food jobs.

Never underestimate the ability for stupid people to accomplish chaos in large numbers.

What we need to do is ensure these people don't bre....

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x449]

Oh, well. Looks like they're doing a good enough job of that on their own. Carry on, Darwin!


it's been a few years, but that is still the saddest picture on the internet.
 
2012-09-26 02:32:50 PM

thomps: it's been a few years, but that is still the saddest picture on the internet.


Really? Of all the pictures on the internet, THAT'S the saddest?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-26 02:34:34 PM

BronyMedic: thomps: it's been a few years, but that is still the saddest picture on the internet.

Really? Of all the pictures on the internet, THAT'S the saddest?

[i.imgur.com image 289x149]


there are like 8 different layers of sadness in that juggalo picture.
 
2012-09-26 02:38:45 PM

thomps: BronyMedic: thomps: it's been a few years, but that is still the saddest picture on the internet.

Really? Of all the pictures on the internet, THAT'S the saddest?

[i.imgur.com image 289x149]

there are like 8 different layers of sadness in that juggalo picture.


Okay, let's be academic about this? List the layers, and show your work for those of us without souls.
 
2012-09-26 02:40:22 PM

thomps: BronyMedic: thomps: it's been a few years, but that is still the saddest picture on the internet.

Really? Of all the pictures on the internet, THAT'S the saddest?

[i.imgur.com image 289x149]

there are like 8 different layers of sadness in that juggalo picture.


The saddest aspect of that picture for me is, those two defectives managed to make a baby, whereas a good friend of my boyfriend's and her husband, both of whom have Ph.D.s, have had trouble conceiving for years.
 
2012-09-26 02:43:22 PM

BronyMedic: thomps: BronyMedic: thomps: it's been a few years, but that is still the saddest picture on the internet.

Really? Of all the pictures on the internet, THAT'S the saddest?

[i.imgur.com image 289x149]

there are like 8 different layers of sadness in that juggalo picture.

Okay, let's be academic about this? List the layers, and show your work for those of us without souls.


1) I'm pretty sure that "coffin" is made from one of those cheap Styrofoam coolers you buy on your way to a fishing trip because you realized you forgot to pack the good one.
2) Just farking look at those people. Holy shiat.
 
2012-09-26 02:47:05 PM

Coco LaFemme: thomps: BronyMedic: thomps: it's been a few years, but that is still the saddest picture on the internet.

Really? Of all the pictures on the internet, THAT'S the saddest?

[i.imgur.com image 289x149]

there are like 8 different layers of sadness in that juggalo picture.

The saddest aspect of that picture for me is, those two defectives managed to make a baby, whereas a good friend of my boyfriend's and her husband, both of whom have Ph.D.s, have had trouble conceiving for years.


img.photobucket.com
"Natural Selection, yo, how does that work?"


Clearly we are evolving into a race of Jugalos.
 
2012-09-26 02:48:10 PM

serial_crusher: BronyMedic: thomps: BronyMedic: thomps: it's been a few years, but that is still the saddest picture on the internet.

Really? Of all the pictures on the internet, THAT'S the saddest?

[i.imgur.com image 289x149]

there are like 8 different layers of sadness in that juggalo picture.

Okay, let's be academic about this? List the layers, and show your work for those of us without souls.

1) I'm pretty sure that "coffin" is made from one of those cheap Styrofoam coolers you buy on your way to a fishing trip because you realized you forgot to pack the good one.
2) Just farking look at those people. Holy shiat.


3) She looks underage.
4) The rest of the family looks relatively grounded and terribly sad.
 
2012-09-26 02:53:13 PM

biyaaatci: serial_crusher: BronyMedic: thomps: BronyMedic: thomps: it's been a few years, but that is still the saddest picture on the internet.

Really? Of all the pictures on the internet, THAT'S the saddest?

[i.imgur.com image 289x149]

there are like 8 different layers of sadness in that juggalo picture.

Okay, let's be academic about this? List the layers, and show your work for those of us without souls.

1) I'm pretty sure that "coffin" is made from one of those cheap Styrofoam coolers you buy on your way to a fishing trip because you realized you forgot to pack the good one.
2) Just farking look at those people. Holy shiat.

3) She looks underage.
4) The rest of the family looks relatively grounded and terribly sad.


5) i'm pretty sure they just dug a make-shift grave in the park across the street from their house.
6) they're not even wearing their dress-up hoodies for their baby's funeral
7) there seems to be a general look on people's faces that the baby really is in a better situation now
 
2012-09-26 02:55:45 PM

Coco LaFemme: thomps: BronyMedic: thomps: it's been a few years, but that is still the saddest picture on the internet.

Really? Of all the pictures on the internet, THAT'S the saddest?

[i.imgur.com image 289x149]

there are like 8 different layers of sadness in that juggalo picture.

The saddest aspect of that picture for me is, those two defectives managed to make a baby, whereas a good friend of my boyfriend's and her husband, both of whom have Ph.D.s, have had trouble conceiving for years.


Because having a PhD makes you a better person than everyone else. I don't know the background of that picture - only what I see. From that level of understanding, I really can't comprehend what you just wrote. Is there a background story here? 10/10?
 
2012-09-26 02:56:42 PM
thomps, serial_crusher, biyaaatci

media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-26 02:56:47 PM

Coco LaFemme: thomps: BronyMedic: thomps: it's been a few years, but that is still the saddest picture on the internet.

Really? Of all the pictures on the internet, THAT'S the saddest?

[i.imgur.com image 289x149]

there are like 8 different layers of sadness in that juggalo picture.

The saddest aspect of that picture for me is, those two defectives managed to make a baby, whereas a good friend of my boyfriend's and her husband, both of whom have Ph.D.s, have had trouble conceiving for years.


dvdmedia.ign.com
The couple in question?

/I'm very sorry for the cheap joke.
 
2012-09-26 02:57:28 PM
The FBI seems to have forgotten that all important "criminal" part of the "gang" description.

A chess club could be described as a "gang" in that it has a defined social composition of mutual interest and activities. However it is not a "criminal gang" therefore we don't care.

How exactly the FBI comes to the conclusion that those poor misbegotten fools called Juggalos are a "criminal gang" is beyond me. Minor vandalism, public intoxication and urination/defecation and rampant illegal drug use doesn't make them any different than your average highschool party.

Who's next? Buffett's Parrot-Heads? Plenty of illegal activity (drug use, underage drinking) in that group - but since when do we care?
 
2012-09-26 03:00:34 PM
Great, child molesters have their own gangs now?
 
2012-09-26 03:01:44 PM
Really just came to say:
I'm Mr. Happy
and I ride a bike (ding!)
I ain't got a seat
I just sit on the pipe thing

that and the FBI probably encourages larger amounts and higher degrees of illegal activity than some old group of knuckleheads.
 
2012-09-26 03:09:09 PM

thomps: BronyMedic: Saborlas: This implies that Juggalos are even remotely competent at anything more demanding than fast food jobs.

Never underestimate the ability for stupid people to accomplish chaos in large numbers.

What we need to do is ensure these people don't bre....

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x449]

Oh, well. Looks like they're doing a good enough job of that on their own. Carry on, Darwin!

it's been a few years, but that is still the saddest picture on the internet.


Yes, it is.
 
2012-09-26 03:09:33 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Because having a PhD makes you a better person than everyone else. I don't know the background of that picture - only what I see. From that level of understanding, I really can't comprehend what you just wrote. Is there a background story here? 10/10?


indeed there is a backstory
 
2012-09-26 03:11:50 PM
I think ANYONE who listens to ICP should be shot in their farking faces.
 
2012-09-26 03:11:53 PM

biyaaatci: The couple in question?

/I'm very sorry for the cheap joke.


Don't be. If you hadn't done it, I would have.
 
2012-09-26 03:12:51 PM

Dogfacedgod: I think ANYONE who listens to ICP should be shot in their farking faces.


You, sir, are a paragon of tolerance and moral vigilance. I salute you.
 
2012-09-26 03:15:15 PM

Dogfacedgod: I think ANYONE who listens to ICP should be shot in their farking faces.


it would appear that most of them already have:

beaut.ie
 
2012-09-26 03:19:14 PM

thomps: biyaaatci: serial_crusher: BronyMedic: thomps: BronyMedic: thomps: it's been a few years, but that is still the saddest picture on the internet.

Really? Of all the pictures on the internet, THAT'S the saddest?

[i.imgur.com image 289x149]

there are like 8 different layers of sadness in that juggalo picture.

Okay, let's be academic about this? List the layers, and show your work for those of us without souls.

1) I'm pretty sure that "coffin" is made from one of those cheap Styrofoam coolers you buy on your way to a fishing trip because you realized you forgot to pack the good one.
2) Just farking look at those people. Holy shiat.

3) She looks underage.
4) The rest of the family looks relatively grounded and terribly sad.

5) i'm pretty sure they just dug a make-shift grave in the park across the street from their house.
6) they're not even wearing their dress-up hoodies for their baby's funeral
7) there seems to be a general look on people's faces that the baby really is in a better situation now


8) the friends they asked to show up in juggalo clothing apparently didn't come
9) i don't believe they ever got free concert tickets
 
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2012-09-26 03:24:11 PM
farking gangs? how do they work?
 
2012-09-26 03:26:02 PM
"walking, talking diarrhea people"
 
2012-09-26 03:26:13 PM

thomps: Nana's Vibrator: Because having a PhD makes you a better person than everyone else. I don't know the background of that picture - only what I see. From that level of understanding, I really can't comprehend what you just wrote. Is there a background story here? 10/10?

indeed there is a backstory


Oh man. Thanks. Wish I didn't read that, but thanks.
 
Ant
2012-09-26 03:27:29 PM

BronyMedic: Okay, let's be academic about this? List the layers, and show your work for those of us without souls.


1) a kid died
2) the kid had Juggalos for parents
3) they buried him in a styrofoam cooler
4) they put ICP stickers on his styrofoam cooler
5) the grandparents and other relatives have to attend an ICP-themed funeral
6) .....
7) .....
8) .....

Anyone have anymore?
 
2012-09-26 03:38:27 PM
You know the reason for that picture being famous is they ate the baby while high on bath salts and faygo
 
2012-09-26 03:39:50 PM
"You're trying to grow love in your country and s--t," ICP rapper Shaggy 2 Dope told Village Voice.

I'm sorry, you're trying to do what? You have to be shiatting me.

There are some hot-ass Jugalettes out there, but there is nothing about these people that says "grow love" to me. What are they, a bunch of hippies that don't understand magnets?
 
2012-09-26 03:42:14 PM

Weaver95: someone over at the FBI has been watching WAAAAAAY too many reruns of 'Batman Beyond'.


Okay, good. I'm not the only one that immediately thought of the Jokerz when I read this.
 
2012-09-26 03:47:11 PM
Old news.

Link
 
2012-09-26 03:49:26 PM

thomps: Nana's Vibrator: Because having a PhD makes you a better person than everyone else. I don't know the background of that picture - only what I see. From that level of understanding, I really can't comprehend what you just wrote. Is there a background story here? 10/10?

indeed there is a backstory


I really like the tennis-shoes-with-no-socks and sweats look. Nothing says "solemn occasion" like that.
 
2012-09-26 03:50:37 PM
At least there are better looking Juggalettes out there than at the top of this thread...

Juggalettes Gone Wicked
 
2012-09-26 04:18:48 PM

Ant: BronyMedic: Okay, let's be academic about this? List the layers, and show your work for those of us without souls.

1) a kid died
2) the kid had Juggalos for parents
3) they buried him in a styrofoam cooler
4) they put ICP stickers on his styrofoam cooler
5) the grandparents and other relatives have to attend an ICP-themed funeral
6) .....
7) .....
8) .....

Anyone have anymore?


They don't own/ can't afford dress clothes or don't know to wear dress clothes to a funeral.
Green shoelaces with pink hair? Come on!
 
2012-09-26 04:19:07 PM

thomps: Nana's Vibrator: Because having a PhD makes you a better person than everyone else. I don't know the background of that picture - only what I see. From that level of understanding, I really can't comprehend what you just wrote. Is there a background story here? 10/10?

indeed there is a backstory


Funny part about that link... I went to a YouTube video from there, and in the "Related Content' on the right side is a video for female castration. Coincidence? I don't think so.

/What a brain dead biatch
 
2012-09-26 04:25:27 PM
I can't decide who's more annoying: Straight Edgers or Juggalos?
 
2012-09-26 04:38:12 PM

BronyMedic: Saborlas: This implies that Juggalos are even remotely competent at anything more demanding than fast food jobs.

Never underestimate the ability for stupid people to accomplish chaos in large numbers.

What we need to do is ensure these people don't bre....

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x449]

Oh, well. Looks like they're doing a good enough job of that on their own. Carry on, Darwin!


that's a baby in a coffin?

i thought it was a midget in a cooler
 
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