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(Guardian)   If you enjoyed "The Innocence of Muslims" you'll howl with joyous outrage at two new films depicting the Prophet   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 93
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2012-09-26 11:01:52 AM
The newspaper names the first film-maker as Mosab Hassan Yousef, a Palestinian who moved to Los Angeles several years ago. He told the LA Times he had already cast a "prominent Hollywood actor" in the title role of his $30m (£18.5m) film, titled simply Muhammad

I have a movie coming out that stars Brad PItt and Tom Hanks and it costs $250m.
 
2012-09-26 11:16:23 AM
"prominent Hollywood actor"


...and starring Carrot Top as Muhammad!
 
2012-09-26 11:41:07 AM

gopher321: "prominent Hollywood actor"


...and starring Carrot Top as Muhammad!


That would make ME get all rioty.
 
2012-09-26 12:22:36 PM
[notthisshiatagain.jpg]
 
2012-09-26 12:25:26 PM
you know, maybe its smart to just keep bombarding the middle east with this stuff. get it all out of the way.
 
2012-09-26 12:27:42 PM

tlchwi02: you know, maybe its smart to just keep bombarding the middle east with this stuff. get it all out of the way.


As long as they riot over there I don't really care. Someone forgot to teach them that even dogs don't shiat where they eat.
 
2012-09-26 12:28:05 PM

tlchwi02: you know, maybe its smart to just keep bombarding the middle east with this stuff. get it all out of the way.


I'm beginning to come around to that point of view. Troll them till they drown in their froth.
 
2012-09-26 12:29:44 PM
Any takers on my Jesus and Mohammed buddy cop script?

He gets crucified only one day left from retirement.


/Well, Mohammed, Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear!
 
2012-09-26 12:31:28 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-26 12:34:09 PM
I watched a bit of Innocence of the Muslims and thought it wouldn't look out of place on Adult Swim as a short film satirising islamophobic stereotypes. I can imagine Master Shake watching that instead of Assisted Living Dracula.
 
2012-09-26 12:43:20 PM

Tyrosine: As long as they riot over there I don't really care. Someone forgot to teach them that even dogs don't shiat where they eat.


Ummm four Americans are dead from that riot over there.
 
2012-09-26 12:44:31 PM
My grandma is around so I'll tame my input, I hope both sides of this issue die eating their own shiat.
 
2012-09-26 12:46:23 PM

Balchinian: [i.imgur.com image 800x1000]


Right. But it should be more frenetic,like so:


28.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-26 12:46:57 PM
Good. More.
Eventually they will get desensitized to it, like every other damn religion on Earth has had to do.

/Drag 'em kicking and screaming, etc...
 
2012-09-26 12:47:40 PM
I wonder how long it'll take the Middle East to discover the Streisand Effect.
 
2012-09-26 12:48:23 PM
Well, if you live your life by 'WWMD,' they seem to be getting it right.
 
2012-09-26 12:53:36 PM
I want a Koran bound in pigskin
 
2012-09-26 01:02:57 PM

tortilla burger: I wonder how long it'll take the Middle East to discover the Streisand Effect.


♪♫♪ Prophet can you hear meeee.... ♪♫♪
 
2012-09-26 01:05:00 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Tyrosine: As long as they riot over there I don't really care. Someone forgot to teach them that even dogs don't shiat where they eat.

Ummm four Americans are dead from that riot over there.


are you speaking to us via a wormhole from the past or have you not been paying attention for the last week or so?
 
2012-09-26 01:05:42 PM
The rumor going around with a few friends who work on Cap. Hill is that all of these are being funded by the Koch Bros to kick up tension before the election - no joke.
 
2012-09-26 01:06:30 PM
Good. We have to stand our ground and demonstrate that violence will not intimidate us into giving up our free speech. Also, the continuous release of images depicting Muhammad will keep these fanatics exposed for what they are until they either get tired of it and decide to moderate themselves or get themselves all killed fighting. You do not re-engineer people by allowing them ample time to recover from their rage; you keep on it until they have been demoralized and accept it. Then it becomes normal. Remember when everyone wanted to murder the CEO of Exxon-Mobil after Hurricane Katrina? We seethed for months, and now we all shrug and pay $3.90 for a gallon of gas. These fanatical imbeciles must have their spirits broken. We must inundate them with so many unending images of Muhammad that they are just exhausted from constantly screaming about it and finally accept that it's a part of the world.
 
2012-09-26 01:06:38 PM

eynonmcwanker: are you speaking to us via a wormhole from the past or have you not been paying attention for the last week or so?


Apparently not, who else was killed? I mean real people. Americans.
 
2012-09-26 01:10:47 PM

Tat'dGreaser: eynonmcwanker: are you speaking to us via a wormhole from the past or have you not been paying attention for the last week or so?

Apparently not, who else was killed? I mean real people. Americans.


I was more referring to the fact that I thought it was pretty well established the consulate attack was not a riot but a well planned terrorist hit...a hit stemming not from the movie as much as the ongoing conflict between the collective "West" and the Violent Islamic Extremist Group of the month.

At least that's what the President of Libya told me.
 
2012-09-26 01:15:00 PM

lovefirststool: Well, if you live your life by 'WWMD,' they seem to be getting it right.


You are violating your probation by using the Internet, Mr. Nakoula.
 
2012-09-26 01:17:45 PM
amateur youtube Muslim trolling film contest! put your short films on youtube and link to them here. when all entries have had a combined million hits, i'll sponsor the farker who's video has been most prominently featured in the MSM for a month of TF.

an idea to get you started: the Prophet Muhammad gets an embarrassing genital disease from a 10 year old girl that he had been promised was a virgin. after having her family stoned to death, he's still angry and takes his anger out by writing one of the more violent bits of the Koran.

um, an urbanized Indian Hindi is making fun of a Pakistani for his stone-age butt wiping habits, so he pulls out a Koran, rips a few pages off of it, and explains to the Pakistani how to wipe his ass.

c'mon Farkers, i'm sure you can come up with better. and it's ideas, not production values, that count, so have fun with it!
 
2012-09-26 01:18:12 PM
therionorteline.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-26 01:23:20 PM

eynonmcwanker: I was more referring to the fact that I thought it was pretty well established the consulate attack was not a riot but a well planned terrorist hit...a hit stemming not from the movie as much as the ongoing conflict between the collective "West" and the Violent Islamic Extremist Group of the month.

At least that's what the President of Libya told me.


Ugh, you're completely right. In fact I was talking about that in threads when this first happened. I gotta stop smoking crack at lunch.
 
2012-09-26 01:25:07 PM

Znuh: The rumor going around with a few friends who work on Cap. Hill is that all of these are being funded by the Koch Bros to kick up tension before the election - no joke.


This sounds familiar. Tea, anyone?
 
2012-09-26 01:25:33 PM

Tat'dGreaser: eynonmcwanker: I was more referring to the fact that I thought it was pretty well established the consulate attack was not a riot but a well planned terrorist hit...a hit stemming not from the movie as much as the ongoing conflict between the collective "West" and the Violent Islamic Extremist Group of the month.

At least that's what the President of Libya told me.

Ugh, you're completely right. In fact I was talking about that in threads when this first happened. I gotta stop smoking crack at lunch.


or just share the crack...
 
2012-09-26 01:30:00 PM

Znuh: The rumor going around with a few friends who work on Cap. Hill is that all of these are being funded by the Koch Bros to kick up tension before the election - no joke.


I'd like to believe that, but I really can't. Not that they're not evil enough and would be willing. But when you consider the jerkoff who made Innocence, it fails Occam's Razor. On any number of levels.
 
2012-09-26 01:31:19 PM

Znuh: The rumor going around with a few friends who work on Cap. Hill is that all of these are being funded by the Koch Bros to kick up tension before the election - no joke.


If true, it would be a great opportunity for Omaha to act presidential and show leadership. Seeing as this is Obama I'm talking about and there is zero chance of him doing that, this would be an effective strategy.

Oh, and I'm OK with this.
 
2012-09-26 01:36:50 PM
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-09-26 01:39:20 PM

Brick-House: If true, it would be a great opportunity for Omaha to act presidential and show leadership.


At the risk of giving this conspiracy theory any credence, what exactly would you expect Obama to do to demonstrate such leadership? Tell them "no"? Violate the First Amendment? Appear to be going after rich white businessmen in order to protect the feelings of Muslims abroad?

Right. Nice strawman, though.
 
2012-09-26 01:44:43 PM
Exactly how often do you have to depict Muhammad? Why the fark does people getting angry when you do this rile up the morons of the internet so goddamn much?

Get over it, stop kicking the farking beehive for no reason, you shiatheads.
 
2012-09-26 01:44:48 PM

Diogenes: Brick-House: If true, it would be a great opportunity for Omaha to act presidential and show leadership.

At the risk of giving this conspiracy theory any credence, what exactly would you expect Obama to do to demonstrate such leadership? Tell them "no"? Violate the First Amendment? Appear to be going after rich white businessmen in order to protect the feelings of Muslims abroad?

Right. Nice strawman, though.


No, the leadership would be in dealing effectively with the crisis in the Mideast. But that would take time away from appearing on The View plus it would require leadership skills he just doesn't have. So, I'm just gonna get some of that over priced movie pop corn and enjoy the show.
 
2012-09-26 01:47:05 PM

Brick-House: Diogenes: Brick-House: If true, it would be a great opportunity for Omaha to act presidential and show leadership.

At the risk of giving this conspiracy theory any credence, what exactly would you expect Obama to do to demonstrate such leadership? Tell them "no"? Violate the First Amendment? Appear to be going after rich white businessmen in order to protect the feelings of Muslims abroad?

Right. Nice strawman, though.

No, the leadership would be in dealing effectively with the crisis in the Mideast. But that would take time away from appearing on The View plus it would require leadership skills he just doesn't have. So, I'm just gonna get some of that over priced movie pop corn and enjoy the show.


Now you changed the focus from the Koch brothers and the movie to the crisis. So I will change the focus of my question. What would you like him to do to show leadership in dealing with rioting abroad?
 
2012-09-26 01:50:12 PM

AcneVulgaris: tlchwi02: you know, maybe its smart to just keep bombarding the middle east with this stuff. get it all out of the way.

I'm beginning to come around to that point of view. Troll them till they drown in their froth.


I've been avocating turning the Middle East into a "Sacrifice Zone" for awhile now. The US government should simply not care what happens there, and completely withdrawal all personnel (military and diplomatic), stop sending any money there, mark it on the map with HERE THERE BE DRAGONS, and be done with it.
 
2012-09-26 01:51:06 PM

Diogenes: Brick-House: Diogenes: Brick-House: If true, it would be a great opportunity for Omaha to act presidential and show leadership.

At the risk of giving this conspiracy theory any credence, what exactly would you expect Obama to do to demonstrate such leadership? Tell them "no"? Violate the First Amendment? Appear to be going after rich white businessmen in order to protect the feelings of Muslims abroad?

Right. Nice strawman, though.

No, the leadership would be in dealing effectively with the crisis in the Mideast. But that would take time away from appearing on The View plus it would require leadership skills he just doesn't have. So, I'm just gonna get some of that over priced movie pop corn and enjoy the show.

Now you changed the focus from the Koch brothers and the movie to the crisis. So I will change the focus of my question. What would you like him to do to show leadership in dealing with rioting abroad?


At this point, just go play golf.

blog.jonolan.net
 
2012-09-26 01:51:11 PM
Dear "filmmakers"

www.patentspostgrant.com

This is right up there with poking an already angry bear. Here's a hint, it DOESN'T END WELL!
 
2012-09-26 01:52:43 PM

Brick-House: Diogenes: Brick-House: Diogenes: Brick-House: If true, it would be a great opportunity for Omaha to act presidential and show leadership.

At the risk of giving this conspiracy theory any credence, what exactly would you expect Obama to do to demonstrate such leadership? Tell them "no"? Violate the First Amendment? Appear to be going after rich white businessmen in order to protect the feelings of Muslims abroad?

Right. Nice strawman, though.

No, the leadership would be in dealing effectively with the crisis in the Mideast. But that would take time away from appearing on The View plus it would require leadership skills he just doesn't have. So, I'm just gonna get some of that over priced movie pop corn and enjoy the show.

Now you changed the focus from the Koch brothers and the movie to the crisis. So I will change the focus of my question. What would you like him to do to show leadership in dealing with rioting abroad?

At this point, just go play golf.

[blog.jonolan.net image 640x498]


So you have no answer, and nothing to substantiate your criticism. Which is exactly what I expected.
 
2012-09-26 02:03:07 PM

Diogenes: Brick-House: If true, it would be a great opportunity for Omaha to act presidential and show leadership.

At the risk of giving this conspiracy theory any credence, what exactly would you expect Obama to do to demonstrate such leadership? Tell them "no"? Violate the First Amendment? Appear to be going after rich white businessmen in order to protect the feelings of Muslims abroad?

Right. Nice strawman, though.


Run more commercials in the ME apologizing for our nasty Free Speech institutions, I suppose.
 
2012-09-26 02:21:23 PM

Carousel Beast: Diogenes: Brick-House: If true, it would be a great opportunity for Omaha to act presidential and show leadership.

At the risk of giving this conspiracy theory any credence, what exactly would you expect Obama to do to demonstrate such leadership? Tell them "no"? Violate the First Amendment? Appear to be going after rich white businessmen in order to protect the feelings of Muslims abroad?

Right. Nice strawman, though.

Run more commercials in the ME apologizing for our nasty Free Speech institutions, I suppose.


Again, all snark, no ideas. Another Fark blowhard I can safely disregard in the future.
 
2012-09-26 02:28:42 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Tyrosine: As long as they riot over there I don't really care. Someone forgot to teach them that even dogs don't shiat where they eat.

Ummm four Americans are dead from that riot over there.


And that's truly unfortunate. To avoid such tragedies are you willing to accept limitations on your freedom of expression? Because that's what they want. And it's not just about negative depictions of Mohamed and other Muslim prophets, it's any depiction. In essence they are asking that you (I assume from your profile you are American) agree to accept their standards in your own nation, or else.

And it the next breath they demand that "the West" stop interfering in their country, but be sure not to stop international aid and military intervention when it suits them such as Libya where the same militias that rioted and killed the four Americans were a few months ago begging America, Europe, Canada, etc. for help in overthrowing Kadafi. But not in Afghanistan, which was totally different. 

Let them riot. And the next time they hold their hands out for help remind them of the four dead embassy staff.
 
2012-09-26 02:39:04 PM

Tyrosine: Let them riot. And the next time they hold their hands out for help remind them of the four dead embassy staff.


I'm just pointing out that their riots ended up with our own killed. I say we pull out, take our money with us and let them figure it out.
 
2012-09-26 02:39:28 PM
A Muhammad sitcom would be fabulous.
 
2012-09-26 02:40:43 PM
Maybe some of you can band together and start a kickstarter in order to collect some money to give the muslims to leave you alone.
 
2012-09-26 02:45:33 PM

Altitude5280: A Muhammad sitcom would be fabulous.


Fresh Prophet of Medina? 

Yo homes to bel air I kill you!
 
2012-09-26 02:49:11 PM

Tommy Moo: Good. We have to stand our ground and demonstrate that violence will not intimidate us into giving up our free speech. Also, the continuous release of images depicting Muhammad will keep these fanatics exposed for what they are until they either get tired of it and decide to moderate themselves or get themselves all killed fighting. You do not re-engineer people by allowing them ample time to recover from their rage; you keep on it until they have been demoralized and accept it. Then it becomes normal. Remember when everyone wanted to murder the CEO of Exxon-Mobil after Hurricane Katrina? We seethed for months, and now we all shrug and pay $3.90 for a gallon of gas. These fanatical imbeciles must have their spirits broken. We must inundate them with so many unending images of Muhammad that they are just exhausted from constantly screaming about it and finally accept that it's a part of the world.


I'll say what I tell everyone: "If you put your d**k in that hornets' nest, you're on your own with the hydrocortisone cream"
 
2012-09-26 02:52:18 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-26 03:04:38 PM

Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 850x583]


At issue here isn't whether or not you can do a thing. You can.

It's whether or not doing that thing makes you a farking moron.
 
2012-09-26 03:09:53 PM

Geotpf: AcneVulgaris: tlchwi02: you know, maybe its smart to just keep bombarding the middle east with this stuff. get it all out of the way.

I'm beginning to come around to that point of view. Troll them till they drown in their froth.

I've been avocating turning the Middle East into a "Sacrifice Zone" for awhile now. The US government should simply not care what happens there, and completely withdrawal all personnel (military and diplomatic), stop sending any money there, mark it on the map with HERE THERE BE DRAGONS, and be done with it.


too many monied american interests over there unfortunately. as long as there's oil to be had there...there we will be, and continue to piss on the natives.

even if we expand our domestic drilling, middle eastern oil just becomes more of an inevitability. by the time we do need such recourse to go crawling back to the saudis et al, they'll be sufficiently outraged to either fark us in the arse even harder or start WW3.

/take oil out of the equation and the middle east becomes completely impotent
//alternative energy (seriously) FTW!
 
2012-09-26 03:16:44 PM

save russian jews: Exactly how often do you have to depict Muhammad? Why the fark does people getting angry when you do this rile up the morons of the internet so goddamn much?

Get over it, stop kicking the farking beehive for no reason, you shiatheads.


If angry jihadists were serious about stopping movies like this, they'd kill the people who actually made them instead of the nearest American. That'd make people think twice about making some stupid movie.

/not actually advocating their deaths
//but I wouldn't shed many tears if it happened.
 
2012-09-26 03:21:06 PM

save russian jews: Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 850x583]

At issue here isn't whether or not you can do a thing. You can.

It's whether or not doing that thing makes you a farking moron.


OK, so let's say the makers of this movie are beehive kicking morons. I can get behind that.

So now what?
 
2012-09-26 03:26:45 PM

save russian jews: Exactly how often do you have to depict Muhammad? Why the fark does people getting angry when you do this rile up the morons of the internet so goddamn much?

Get over it, stop kicking the farking beehive for no reason, you shiatheads.


Shadowtag: I'll say what I tell everyone: "If you put your d**k in that hornets' nest, you're on your own with the hydrocortisone cream"


regindyn: If angry jihadists were serious about stopping movies like this, they'd kill the people who actually made them instead of the nearest American. That'd make people think twice about making some stupid movie.


Why are you people all tolerating the principle that someone's free speech should be balanced by threats of physical violence from those who are offended? When someone issues a decree that you will be murdered if you say something that offends them, you must demonstrate vociferously that this is an intolerable threat. You are defending terrorism when you shrug and say "Oh well... He drew Muhammad. He had it coming." No. I will draw Muhammad and I will not be killed for it. I will draw Muhammad with impunity, because this is the United farking States.
 
2012-09-26 03:29:03 PM

Diogenes: Brick-House: Diogenes: Brick-House: Diogenes: Brick-House: If true, it would be a great opportunity for Omaha to act presidential and show leadership.

At the risk of giving this conspiracy theory any credence, what exactly would you expect Obama to do to demonstrate such leadership? Tell them "no"? Violate the First Amendment? Appear to be going after rich white businessmen in order to protect the feelings of Muslims abroad?

Right. Nice strawman, though.

No, the leadership would be in dealing effectively with the crisis in the Mideast. But that would take time away from appearing on The View plus it would require leadership skills he just doesn't have. So, I'm just gonna get some of that over priced movie pop corn and enjoy the show.

Now you changed the focus from the Koch brothers and the movie to the crisis. So I will change the focus of my question. What would you like him to do to show leadership in dealing with rioting abroad?

At this point, just go play golf.

[blog.jonolan.net image 640x498]

So you have no answer, and nothing to substantiate your criticism. Which is exactly what I expected.


What a fuk-tard you are. So I'm guessing you want ideas because obummer is fresh out. Ok, here's a few. First, show a strong stance with Israel. Next, stop the foreign aid until the governments can show that they can control these mobs and that they decide that Israel isn't all that bad. Quit apologizing for the US. And sure he never actually said he was sorry, but the words held the same meaning. Quit bowing to other world leaders. Make it clear that we will allow our marines to kill the next ass holes who come over the embassy walls.

Back when Reagan was in office, Libya said we couldn't have ships in the gulf of sidra. Reagan sent in a carrier and when Libya thought to challenge that, we shot them out of the sky. We followed that up with bombing them for blowing up a night club in Germany that killed american service men. Reagan knew the way to get through to them was to bloody their nose. And it worked.

Obummer on the other hand is too busy being eye candy on the view or having drinks with jay z to really deal with these issues.
 
2012-09-26 03:35:40 PM

Tommy Moo: save russian jews: Exactly how often do you have to depict Muhammad? Why the fark does people getting angry when you do this rile up the morons of the internet so goddamn much?

Get over it, stop kicking the farking beehive for no reason, you shiatheads.

Shadowtag: I'll say what I tell everyone: "If you put your d**k in that hornets' nest, you're on your own with the hydrocortisone cream"

regindyn: If angry jihadists were serious about stopping movies like this, they'd kill the people who actually made them instead of the nearest American. That'd make people think twice about making some stupid movie.

Why are you people all tolerating the principle that someone's free speech should be balanced by threats of physical violence from those who are offended? When someone issues a decree that you will be murdered if you say something that offends them, you must demonstrate vociferously that this is an intolerable threat. You are defending terrorism when you shrug and say "Oh well... He drew Muhammad. He had it coming." No. I will draw Muhammad and I will not be killed for it. I will draw Muhammad with impunity, because this is the United farking States.


It's nice to see another person on fark that is tired of this BS. Well said.
 
2012-09-26 03:40:06 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Tyrosine: As long as they riot over there I don't really care. Someone forgot to teach them that even dogs don't shiat where they eat.

Ummm four Americans are dead from that riot over there.


Planned terror attack you mean. Not a riot. Thanks for continuing to live up that falsehood.
 
2012-09-26 03:47:21 PM

Brick-House: What a fuk-tard you are. So I'm guessing you want ideas because obummer is fresh out. Ok, here's a few. First, show a strong stance with Israel. Next, stop the foreign aid until the governments can show that they can control these mobs and that they decide that Israel isn't all that bad. Quit apologizing for the US. And sure he never actually said he was sorry, but the words held the same meaning. Quit bowing to other world leaders. Make it clear that we will allow our marines to kill the next ass holes who come over the embassy walls.

Back when Reagan was in office, Libya said we couldn't have ships in the gulf of sidra. Reagan sent in a carrier and when Libya thought to challenge that, we shot them out of the sky. We followed that up with bombing them for blowing up a night club in Germany that killed american service men. Reagan knew the way to get through to them was to bloody their nose. And it worked.

Obummer on the other hand is too busy being eye candy on the view or having drinks with jay z to really deal with these issues.


Hey, speaking of Reagan and Marines, what do you think about the "get tough" stance he took when marines got blown up in Lebanon and his response was to run away with his tail between his legs like a little biatch?

I'll tell you what the consensus of history is: that his cowardice emboldened terrorists for decades.
 
2012-09-26 04:01:23 PM

save russian jews: Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 850x583]

At issue here isn't whether or not you can do a thing. You can.

It's whether or not doing that thing makes you a farking moron.


And the appropriate response to someone doing and saying moronic things is ridicule, or better yet, complete dismissal of the moron/moronic thing. Not murder.
 
2012-09-26 04:01:40 PM

gilgigamesh:

Hey, speaking of Reagan and Marines, what do you think about the "get tough" stance he took when marines got blown up in Lebanon and his response was to run away with his tail between his legs like a little biatch?

I'll tell you what the consensus of history is: that his cowardice emboldened terrorists for decades.


Is this the same Reagan who sold arms to Iran from 84 to 86 and lied about it, then funneled the money to fund an illegal war in Central America in defiance of the U.S. constitution, a document whose ideals he swore an oath to uphold? And Iran, the country that held American embassy staff hostage and supplied terrorists (likely including the ones that killed those Marines in Lebanon)? Oh, and let's not forget his unwavering support for Augusto Pinochet, a Chilean dictator who had American citizens killed on American soil.
 
2012-09-26 04:06:06 PM

gilgigamesh: Brick-House: What a fuk-tard you are. So I'm guessing you want ideas because obummer is fresh out. Ok, here's a few. First, show a strong stance with Israel. Next, stop the foreign aid until the governments can show that they can control these mobs and that they decide that Israel isn't all that bad. Quit apologizing for the US. And sure he never actually said he was sorry, but the words held the same meaning. Quit bowing to other world leaders. Make it clear that we will allow our marines to kill the next ass holes who come over the embassy walls.

Back when Reagan was in office, Libya said we couldn't have ships in the gulf of sidra. Reagan sent in a carrier and when Libya thought to challenge that, we shot them out of the sky. We followed that up with bombing them for blowing up a night club in Germany that killed american service men. Reagan knew the way to get through to them was to bloody their nose. And it worked.

Obummer on the other hand is too busy being eye candy on the view or having drinks with jay z to really deal with these issues.

Hey, speaking of Reagan and Marines, what do you think about the "get tough" stance he took when marines got blown up in Lebanon and his response was to run away with his tail between his legs like a little biatch?

I'll tell you what the consensus of history is: that his cowardice emboldened terrorists for decades.


Didnt like it and he said later he took bad advice on that decision. One thing he did do was take responsibility for his decisions and not blame carter.
 
2012-09-26 04:18:17 PM

Brick-House: gilgigamesh: Brick-House: What a fuk-tard you are. So I'm guessing you want ideas because obummer is fresh out. Ok, here's a few. First, show a strong stance with Israel. Next, stop the foreign aid until the governments can show that they can control these mobs and that they decide that Israel isn't all that bad. Quit apologizing for the US. And sure he never actually said he was sorry, but the words held the same meaning. Quit bowing to other world leaders. Make it clear that we will allow our marines to kill the next ass holes who come over the embassy walls.

Back when Reagan was in office, Libya said we couldn't have ships in the gulf of sidra. Reagan sent in a carrier and when Libya thought to challenge that, we shot them out of the sky. We followed that up with bombing them for blowing up a night club in Germany that killed american service men. Reagan knew the way to get through to them was to bloody their nose. And it worked.

Obummer on the other hand is too busy being eye candy on the view or having drinks with jay z to really deal with these issues.

Hey, speaking of Reagan and Marines, what do you think about the "get tough" stance he took when marines got blown up in Lebanon and his response was to run away with his tail between his legs like a little biatch?

I'll tell you what the consensus of history is: that his cowardice emboldened terrorists for decades.

Didnt like it and he said later he took bad advice on that decision. One thing he did do was take responsibility for his decisions and not blame carter.


Will you give Obama the same consideration if he later acknowledges he made a mistake slow-walking a coherent response to what was clearly a terrorist attack in Libya? Because while that was a blunder, unlike Reagan's clusterfark in Lebanon it hasn't gotten anyone killed yet.

I'm gonna go ahead and guess no.
 
2012-09-26 04:22:47 PM

gilgigamesh: Brick-House: What a fuk-tard you are. So I'm guessing you want ideas because obummer is fresh out. Ok, here's a few. First, show a strong stance with Israel. Next, stop the foreign aid until the governments can show that they can control these mobs and that they decide that Israel isn't all that bad. Quit apologizing for the US. And sure he never actually said he was sorry, but the words held the same meaning. Quit bowing to other world leaders. Make it clear that we will allow our marines to kill the next ass holes who come over the embassy walls.

Back when Reagan was in office, Libya said we couldn't have ships in the gulf of sidra. Reagan sent in a carrier and when Libya thought to challenge that, we shot them out of the sky. We followed that up with bombing them for blowing up a night club in Germany that killed american service men. Reagan knew the way to get through to them was to bloody their nose. And it worked.

Obummer on the other hand is too busy being eye candy on the view or having drinks with jay z to really deal with these issues.

Hey, speaking of Reagan and Marines, what do you think about the "get tough" stance he took when marines got blown up in Lebanon and his response was to run away with his tail between his legs like a little biatch?

I'll tell you what the consensus of history is: that his cowardice emboldened terrorists for decades.


William Buckley was kidnapped and tortured giving up the names of assets and operators in the region leaving us with no humint resources and setting us back decades.

obviously torture works....we should start kidnapping muslims and torturing them until they give up all the trouble makers.
 
2012-09-26 04:46:14 PM

gilgigamesh: Brick-House: gilgigamesh: Brick-House: What a fuk-tard you are. So I'm guessing you want ideas because obummer is fresh out. Ok, here's a few. First, show a strong stance with Israel. Next, stop the foreign aid until the governments can show that they can control these mobs and that they decide that Israel isn't all that bad. Quit apologizing for the US. And sure he never actually said he was sorry, but the words held the same meaning. Quit bowing to other world leaders. Make it clear that we will allow our marines to kill the next ass holes who come over the embassy walls.

Back when Reagan was in office, Libya said we couldn't have ships in the gulf of sidra. Reagan sent in a carrier and when Libya thought to challenge that, we shot them out of the sky. We followed that up with bombing them for blowing up a night club in Germany that killed american service men. Reagan knew the way to get through to them was to bloody their nose. And it worked.

Obummer on the other hand is too busy being eye candy on the view or having drinks with jay z to really deal with these issues.

Hey, speaking of Reagan and Marines, what do you think about the "get tough" stance he took when marines got blown up in Lebanon and his response was to run away with his tail between his legs like a little biatch?

I'll tell you what the consensus of history is: that his cowardice emboldened terrorists for decades.

Didnt like it and he said later he took bad advice on that decision. One thing he did do was take responsibility for his decisions and not blame carter.

Will you give Obama the same consideration if he later acknowledges he made a mistake slow-walking a coherent response to what was clearly a terrorist attack in Libya? Because while that was a blunder, unlike Reagan's clusterfark in Lebanon it hasn't gotten anyone killed yet.

I'm gonna go ahead and guess no.


I guess the ambassador doesn't count as being killed. As for giving obummer consideration for slow walking this... If this was truly a fluke and it wasn't part of a general trend trend with him... and if he would quit blaming the video and if he would should show some leadership... But this is obummer were talking about.
 
2012-09-26 04:49:01 PM

Diogenes: Brick-House: Diogenes: Brick-House: Diogenes: Brick-House: If true, it would be a great opportunity for Omaha to act presidential and show leadership.

At the risk of giving this conspiracy theory any credence, what exactly would you expect Obama to do to demonstrate such leadership? Tell them "no"? Violate the First Amendment? Appear to be going after rich white businessmen in order to protect the feelings of Muslims abroad?

Right. Nice strawman, though.

No, the leadership would be in dealing effectively with the crisis in the Mideast. But that would take time away from appearing on The View plus it would require leadership skills he just doesn't have. So, I'm just gonna get some of that over priced movie pop corn and enjoy the show.

Now you changed the focus from the Koch brothers and the movie to the crisis. So I will change the focus of my question. What would you like him to do to show leadership in dealing with rioting abroad?

At this point, just go play golf.

[blog.jonolan.net image 640x498]

So you have no answer, and nothing to substantiate your criticism. Which is exactly what I expected.


Brick-House is of the mindset that nations no longer fear the United States because of Obama's "appeasement tour" back in 2009, which led to this. What he wants is America to retaliate in full fury, destroy and decimate, and make the rest of the world afraid of America so they won't do anything to make us mad ever again.
 
2012-09-26 04:50:39 PM
Hey subby, what's up with putting this in the entertainment tab. Because if there is one thing I know for sure, these movies are never entertaining. Although with the exception of our ambassador getting killed, watching Muslims go bat shiat crazy over this can in and of itself be entertaining.
 
2012-09-26 04:51:13 PM
I like how the president's position on the video is essentially, "Free speech. Suck it up, you worthless pansies." And all the Syrian officials and protesters have essentially responded, "you know what? You're right. We're even second-guessing the protests themselves now that they've been used as cover for asshole terrorists with RPGs. We really shouldn't be upset over these filmmaking assholes since we've clearly got bigger assholes as well."

That actually kinda renews my faith in humanity.

Then the media has to come in and for some reason try to spin the hell out of it to portray the president as on the side of the terrorists and the Syrians as sticking doggedly to their outrage, and there goes the faith again.

//Though I guess thinking our species is hopeless because of all the stupid is probably more optimistic than thinking we're all actually bad people, so there's that.
 
2012-09-26 05:01:38 PM

Brick-House: I guess the ambassador doesn't count as being killed.


Obama didn't get the ambassador killed. It is the job of the host country, not our military, to provide security for our diplomats.

The whole point of having embassies and consular offices in other countries is that we have (or want to have) friendly relations with that country. This is a goal which tends to be undermined by inserting our military in their country without their permission; which, not incidentally, is an act of war.

cdn2.mamapop.com
 
2012-09-26 05:07:02 PM

gilgigamesh: Brick-House: I guess the ambassador doesn't count as being killed.

Obama didn't get the ambassador killed. It is the job of the host country, not our military, to provide security for our diplomats.

The whole point of having embassies and consular offices in other countries is that we have (or want to have) friendly relations with that country. This is a goal which tends to be undermined by inserting our military in their country without their permission; which, not incidentally, is an act of war.

[cdn2.mamapop.com image 325x214]


Don't bother trying to explain or point out facts to him, he's made up his mind that Obama is 100% to blame for this. Several threads have explained it inside and out and he still goes on about it.
 
2012-09-26 05:57:24 PM
Well keep 'em coming! Surely they will serve to desensitize the fundie muslims after a while; then, we'll all live in peace!
 
2012-09-26 06:10:48 PM

Brick-House:
Will you give Obama the same consideration if he later acknowledges he made a mistake slow-walking a coherent response to what was clearly a terrorist attack in Libya? Because while that was a blunder, unlike Reagan's clusterfark in Lebanon it hasn't gotten anyone killed yet.
I'm gonna go ahead and guess no.
I guess the ambassador doesn't count as being killed. As for giving obummer consideration for slow walking th ...


What a hoot, expecting anyone to listen to anything you say when you call the President "obummer." Well, I don't have to listen to it anymore.

The filmmaker knew exactly what he was doing when he made that video. He looked into first amendment issues, and was warned by one of his backers that making that movie would get people killed. He did it anyway. So in a way, yes, he did "have it coming" and he's responsible for getting those people killed. I"m sure such a big proponent of personal responsibility, like I KNOW you are, can accept that he's responsible for the shiatstorm he deliberately caused? Or I guess someone like you just lets him off because he's an American. We're different.
 
2012-09-26 06:12:54 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Dear "filmmakers"

[www.patentspostgrant.com image 480x360]

This is right up there with poking an already angry bear. Here's a hint, it DOESN'T END WELL!


Some people just want to see the world burn.
 
2012-09-26 06:17:40 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-26 06:20:24 PM

Fallout Boy: Representative of the unwashed masses: Dear "filmmakers"

[www.patentspostgrant.com image 480x360]

This is right up there with poking an already angry bear. Here's a hint, it DOESN'T END WELL!

Some people just want to see the world burn.


media.giantbomb.com

"BURN! BURN! BURN TO THE GROUND! BURN TO TH-BURN! BURNBURN! BURN TO THE GROUND! BURN TO THE GROUND! BURN! BURN! BURN! BURN!"
 
2012-09-26 07:02:02 PM
IDK why, but i was really really hoping for some wide release summer stoner comedy.

Something sorta like a cross between the Super Best Friends episode of South Park and Year One but not terrible, just the deities of various faiths hanging out together with lots of wacky hijinx.
 
2012-09-26 07:10:21 PM

Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 850x583]


Has the man ever seen World Net Daily? I'd say that site is dedicated to calling him names.
 
2012-09-26 07:20:11 PM

tallguywithglasseson: The newspaper names the first film-maker as Mosab Hassan Yousef, a Palestinian who moved to Los Angeles several years ago. He told the LA Times he had already cast a "prominent Hollywood actor" in the title role of his $30m (£18.5m) film, titled simply Muhammad

I have a movie coming out that stars Brad PItt and Tom Hanks and it costs $250m.


That will never make a prophet.
 
2012-09-26 08:10:27 PM
Someone's desperate to keep this going.
 
2012-09-26 08:19:57 PM

invictus2: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x173]


If you look at the original photo that was posted in the NY Times you can google the names of the people seated with Reagan.......they were assassinated by the Taliban on 9-10 because they were loyal to the US and a threat to the Taliban.


But who needs facts whe you get all your info from fliers stapled to telephone polls on a college campus put there by a guy in a Che T-shirt
 
2012-09-26 08:45:17 PM

floor: Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 850x583]

Has the man ever seen World Net Daily? I'd say that site is dedicated to calling him names.


Ironically, as much as the WingNuts and the Freepers want to see Obama dragged behind Air Force One, all three share the view that airing stupidity is not a capital offense.
 
2012-09-26 09:38:33 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-26 09:55:22 PM

gilgigamesh: Brick-House: I guess the ambassador doesn't count as being killed.

Obama didn't get the ambassador killed. It is the job of the host country, not our military, to provide security for our diplomats.

The whole point of having embassies and consular offices in other countries is that we have (or want to have) friendly relations with that country. This is a goal which tends to be undermined by inserting our military in their country without their permission; which, not incidentally, is an act of war.

[cdn2.mamapop.com image 325x214]


How much more wrong can you be? None...none more wrong.
 
2012-09-26 11:52:26 PM
LOL I like where this is going
 
2012-09-27 12:23:46 AM

DaCaptain19: gilgigamesh: Brick-House: I guess the ambassador doesn't count as being killed.

Obama didn't get the ambassador killed. It is the job of the host country, not our military, to provide security for our diplomats.

The whole point of having embassies and consular offices in other countries is that we have (or want to have) friendly relations with that country. This is a goal which tends to be undermined by inserting our military in their country without their permission; which, not incidentally, is an act of war.

[cdn2.mamapop.com image 325x214]

How much more wrong can you be? None...none more wrong.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-27 12:24:57 AM
cdn.motinetwork.net
 
2012-09-27 01:01:50 AM

Brick-House: [cdn.motinetwork.net image 640x508]


Can't say anything, so you resort to childish demotivators that are filled with lies and misrepresenting. You're certainly going somewhere.

You're proven you're someone who thinks that a few extremists = the entire population, that America should start invading and slaughtering other nations to make the world fear us, and that you're convinced Obama is 100% responsible for every act of violence towards anything vaguely American, along with how much of an idiot you are. You're gonna have to do some digging to reach any lower.
 
2012-09-27 01:18:12 AM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Brick-House: [cdn.motinetwork.net image 640x508]

Can't say anything, so you resort to childish demotivators that are filled with lies and misrepresenting. You're certainly going somewhere.

You're proven you're someone who thinks that a few extremists = the entire population, that America should start invading and slaughtering other nations to make the world fear us, and that you're convinced Obama is 100% responsible for every act of violence towards anything vaguely American, along with how much of an idiot you are. You're gonna have to do some digging to reach any lower.


rlv.zcache.com

Only posting this because you're not worth the typing
 
2012-09-27 01:21:33 AM
neveryetmelted.com
 
2012-09-27 01:27:59 AM
Wait, you'd rather blast Obama for defending freedom of speech and cower under the omnipresent specter of terrorism? How do you know what Fox News wants you to say when your heads are that far up the GOP's a**? Aren't you guys the ones with the guns?

/Seriously. What a bunch of p*****s.
 
2012-09-27 12:23:03 PM
Make more movies! Draw more cartoons!
Every time they kill each other, that's one more that can't kill an American.
It's also pretty cost efficient, and apparently pretty reliable.

/Better idea; Send Congress over there and tell them it's proper to dress as Mohammed, and wear an "I AM the prophet Mohammed" name tag.
// Solve all our issues at once.
 
2012-09-27 09:34:12 PM

Brick-House: Keizer_Ghidorah: Brick-House: [cdn.motinetwork.net image 640x508]

Can't say anything, so you resort to childish demotivators that are filled with lies and misrepresenting. You're certainly going somewhere.

You're proven you're someone who thinks that a few extremists = the entire population, that America should start invading and slaughtering other nations to make the world fear us, and that you're convinced Obama is 100% responsible for every act of violence towards anything vaguely American, along with how much of an idiot you are. You're gonna have to do some digging to reach any lower.

[rlv.zcache.com image 400x400]

Only posting this because you're not worth the typing


Except you typed something anyway. You can't even be counted on to not flip-flop. Guess we found Romney's Fark handle.
 
dwg
2012-09-28 12:56:57 PM
The popcorn you've been eating has been pissed in.
/film at 11
 
2012-09-28 03:28:32 PM

dwg: The popcorn you've been eating has been pissed in.
/film at 11


I thought that yellow color was from the artificial butter-flavored grease.
 
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