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(Guardian)   If you enjoyed "The Innocence of Muslims" you'll howl with joyous outrage at two new films depicting the Prophet   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 93
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2012-09-26 11:01:52 AM  
The newspaper names the first film-maker as Mosab Hassan Yousef, a Palestinian who moved to Los Angeles several years ago. He told the LA Times he had already cast a "prominent Hollywood actor" in the title role of his $30m (£18.5m) film, titled simply Muhammad

I have a movie coming out that stars Brad PItt and Tom Hanks and it costs $250m.
 
2012-09-26 11:16:23 AM  
"prominent Hollywood actor"


...and starring Carrot Top as Muhammad!
 
2012-09-26 11:41:07 AM  

gopher321: "prominent Hollywood actor"


...and starring Carrot Top as Muhammad!


That would make ME get all rioty.
 
2012-09-26 12:22:36 PM  
[notthisshiatagain.jpg]
 
2012-09-26 12:25:26 PM  
you know, maybe its smart to just keep bombarding the middle east with this stuff. get it all out of the way.
 
2012-09-26 12:27:42 PM  

tlchwi02: you know, maybe its smart to just keep bombarding the middle east with this stuff. get it all out of the way.


As long as they riot over there I don't really care. Someone forgot to teach them that even dogs don't shiat where they eat.
 
2012-09-26 12:28:05 PM  

tlchwi02: you know, maybe its smart to just keep bombarding the middle east with this stuff. get it all out of the way.


I'm beginning to come around to that point of view. Troll them till they drown in their froth.
 
2012-09-26 12:29:44 PM  
Any takers on my Jesus and Mohammed buddy cop script?

He gets crucified only one day left from retirement.


/Well, Mohammed, Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear!
 
2012-09-26 12:31:28 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-26 12:34:09 PM  
I watched a bit of Innocence of the Muslims and thought it wouldn't look out of place on Adult Swim as a short film satirising islamophobic stereotypes. I can imagine Master Shake watching that instead of Assisted Living Dracula.
 
2012-09-26 12:43:20 PM  

Tyrosine: As long as they riot over there I don't really care. Someone forgot to teach them that even dogs don't shiat where they eat.


Ummm four Americans are dead from that riot over there.
 
2012-09-26 12:44:31 PM  
My grandma is around so I'll tame my input, I hope both sides of this issue die eating their own shiat.
 
2012-09-26 12:46:23 PM  

Balchinian: [i.imgur.com image 800x1000]


Right. But it should be more frenetic,like so:


28.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-26 12:46:57 PM  
Good. More.
Eventually they will get desensitized to it, like every other damn religion on Earth has had to do.

/Drag 'em kicking and screaming, etc...
 
2012-09-26 12:47:40 PM  
I wonder how long it'll take the Middle East to discover the Streisand Effect.
 
2012-09-26 12:48:23 PM  
Well, if you live your life by 'WWMD,' they seem to be getting it right.
 
2012-09-26 12:53:36 PM  
I want a Koran bound in pigskin
 
2012-09-26 01:02:57 PM  

tortilla burger: I wonder how long it'll take the Middle East to discover the Streisand Effect.


♪♫♪ Prophet can you hear meeee.... ♪♫♪
 
2012-09-26 01:05:00 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Tyrosine: As long as they riot over there I don't really care. Someone forgot to teach them that even dogs don't shiat where they eat.

Ummm four Americans are dead from that riot over there.


are you speaking to us via a wormhole from the past or have you not been paying attention for the last week or so?
 
2012-09-26 01:05:42 PM  
The rumor going around with a few friends who work on Cap. Hill is that all of these are being funded by the Koch Bros to kick up tension before the election - no joke.
 
2012-09-26 01:06:30 PM  
Good. We have to stand our ground and demonstrate that violence will not intimidate us into giving up our free speech. Also, the continuous release of images depicting Muhammad will keep these fanatics exposed for what they are until they either get tired of it and decide to moderate themselves or get themselves all killed fighting. You do not re-engineer people by allowing them ample time to recover from their rage; you keep on it until they have been demoralized and accept it. Then it becomes normal. Remember when everyone wanted to murder the CEO of Exxon-Mobil after Hurricane Katrina? We seethed for months, and now we all shrug and pay $3.90 for a gallon of gas. These fanatical imbeciles must have their spirits broken. We must inundate them with so many unending images of Muhammad that they are just exhausted from constantly screaming about it and finally accept that it's a part of the world.
 
2012-09-26 01:06:38 PM  

eynonmcwanker: are you speaking to us via a wormhole from the past or have you not been paying attention for the last week or so?


Apparently not, who else was killed? I mean real people. Americans.
 
2012-09-26 01:10:47 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: eynonmcwanker: are you speaking to us via a wormhole from the past or have you not been paying attention for the last week or so?

Apparently not, who else was killed? I mean real people. Americans.


I was more referring to the fact that I thought it was pretty well established the consulate attack was not a riot but a well planned terrorist hit...a hit stemming not from the movie as much as the ongoing conflict between the collective "West" and the Violent Islamic Extremist Group of the month.

At least that's what the President of Libya told me.
 
2012-09-26 01:15:00 PM  

lovefirststool: Well, if you live your life by 'WWMD,' they seem to be getting it right.


You are violating your probation by using the Internet, Mr. Nakoula.
 
2012-09-26 01:17:45 PM  
amateur youtube Muslim trolling film contest! put your short films on youtube and link to them here. when all entries have had a combined million hits, i'll sponsor the farker who's video has been most prominently featured in the MSM for a month of TF.

an idea to get you started: the Prophet Muhammad gets an embarrassing genital disease from a 10 year old girl that he had been promised was a virgin. after having her family stoned to death, he's still angry and takes his anger out by writing one of the more violent bits of the Koran.

um, an urbanized Indian Hindi is making fun of a Pakistani for his stone-age butt wiping habits, so he pulls out a Koran, rips a few pages off of it, and explains to the Pakistani how to wipe his ass.

c'mon Farkers, i'm sure you can come up with better. and it's ideas, not production values, that count, so have fun with it!
 
2012-09-26 01:18:12 PM  
therionorteline.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-26 01:23:20 PM  

eynonmcwanker: I was more referring to the fact that I thought it was pretty well established the consulate attack was not a riot but a well planned terrorist hit...a hit stemming not from the movie as much as the ongoing conflict between the collective "West" and the Violent Islamic Extremist Group of the month.

At least that's what the President of Libya told me.


Ugh, you're completely right. In fact I was talking about that in threads when this first happened. I gotta stop smoking crack at lunch.
 
2012-09-26 01:25:07 PM  

Znuh: The rumor going around with a few friends who work on Cap. Hill is that all of these are being funded by the Koch Bros to kick up tension before the election - no joke.


This sounds familiar. Tea, anyone?
 
2012-09-26 01:25:33 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: eynonmcwanker: I was more referring to the fact that I thought it was pretty well established the consulate attack was not a riot but a well planned terrorist hit...a hit stemming not from the movie as much as the ongoing conflict between the collective "West" and the Violent Islamic Extremist Group of the month.

At least that's what the President of Libya told me.

Ugh, you're completely right. In fact I was talking about that in threads when this first happened. I gotta stop smoking crack at lunch.


or just share the crack...
 
2012-09-26 01:30:00 PM  

Znuh: The rumor going around with a few friends who work on Cap. Hill is that all of these are being funded by the Koch Bros to kick up tension before the election - no joke.


I'd like to believe that, but I really can't. Not that they're not evil enough and would be willing. But when you consider the jerkoff who made Innocence, it fails Occam's Razor. On any number of levels.
 
2012-09-26 01:31:19 PM  

Znuh: The rumor going around with a few friends who work on Cap. Hill is that all of these are being funded by the Koch Bros to kick up tension before the election - no joke.


If true, it would be a great opportunity for Omaha to act presidential and show leadership. Seeing as this is Obama I'm talking about and there is zero chance of him doing that, this would be an effective strategy.

Oh, and I'm OK with this.
 
2012-09-26 01:36:50 PM  
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-09-26 01:39:20 PM  

Brick-House: If true, it would be a great opportunity for Omaha to act presidential and show leadership.


At the risk of giving this conspiracy theory any credence, what exactly would you expect Obama to do to demonstrate such leadership? Tell them "no"? Violate the First Amendment? Appear to be going after rich white businessmen in order to protect the feelings of Muslims abroad?

Right. Nice strawman, though.
 
2012-09-26 01:44:43 PM  
Exactly how often do you have to depict Muhammad? Why the fark does people getting angry when you do this rile up the morons of the internet so goddamn much?

Get over it, stop kicking the farking beehive for no reason, you shiatheads.
 
2012-09-26 01:44:48 PM  

Diogenes: Brick-House: If true, it would be a great opportunity for Omaha to act presidential and show leadership.

At the risk of giving this conspiracy theory any credence, what exactly would you expect Obama to do to demonstrate such leadership? Tell them "no"? Violate the First Amendment? Appear to be going after rich white businessmen in order to protect the feelings of Muslims abroad?

Right. Nice strawman, though.


No, the leadership would be in dealing effectively with the crisis in the Mideast. But that would take time away from appearing on The View plus it would require leadership skills he just doesn't have. So, I'm just gonna get some of that over priced movie pop corn and enjoy the show.
 
2012-09-26 01:47:05 PM  

Brick-House: Diogenes: Brick-House: If true, it would be a great opportunity for Omaha to act presidential and show leadership.

At the risk of giving this conspiracy theory any credence, what exactly would you expect Obama to do to demonstrate such leadership? Tell them "no"? Violate the First Amendment? Appear to be going after rich white businessmen in order to protect the feelings of Muslims abroad?

Right. Nice strawman, though.

No, the leadership would be in dealing effectively with the crisis in the Mideast. But that would take time away from appearing on The View plus it would require leadership skills he just doesn't have. So, I'm just gonna get some of that over priced movie pop corn and enjoy the show.


Now you changed the focus from the Koch brothers and the movie to the crisis. So I will change the focus of my question. What would you like him to do to show leadership in dealing with rioting abroad?
 
2012-09-26 01:50:12 PM  

AcneVulgaris: tlchwi02: you know, maybe its smart to just keep bombarding the middle east with this stuff. get it all out of the way.

I'm beginning to come around to that point of view. Troll them till they drown in their froth.


I've been avocating turning the Middle East into a "Sacrifice Zone" for awhile now. The US government should simply not care what happens there, and completely withdrawal all personnel (military and diplomatic), stop sending any money there, mark it on the map with HERE THERE BE DRAGONS, and be done with it.
 
2012-09-26 01:51:06 PM  

Diogenes: Brick-House: Diogenes: Brick-House: If true, it would be a great opportunity for Omaha to act presidential and show leadership.

At the risk of giving this conspiracy theory any credence, what exactly would you expect Obama to do to demonstrate such leadership? Tell them "no"? Violate the First Amendment? Appear to be going after rich white businessmen in order to protect the feelings of Muslims abroad?

Right. Nice strawman, though.

No, the leadership would be in dealing effectively with the crisis in the Mideast. But that would take time away from appearing on The View plus it would require leadership skills he just doesn't have. So, I'm just gonna get some of that over priced movie pop corn and enjoy the show.

Now you changed the focus from the Koch brothers and the movie to the crisis. So I will change the focus of my question. What would you like him to do to show leadership in dealing with rioting abroad?


At this point, just go play golf.

blog.jonolan.net
 
2012-09-26 01:51:11 PM  
Dear "filmmakers"

www.patentspostgrant.com

This is right up there with poking an already angry bear. Here's a hint, it DOESN'T END WELL!
 
2012-09-26 01:52:43 PM  

Brick-House: Diogenes: Brick-House: Diogenes: Brick-House: If true, it would be a great opportunity for Omaha to act presidential and show leadership.

At the risk of giving this conspiracy theory any credence, what exactly would you expect Obama to do to demonstrate such leadership? Tell them "no"? Violate the First Amendment? Appear to be going after rich white businessmen in order to protect the feelings of Muslims abroad?

Right. Nice strawman, though.

No, the leadership would be in dealing effectively with the crisis in the Mideast. But that would take time away from appearing on The View plus it would require leadership skills he just doesn't have. So, I'm just gonna get some of that over priced movie pop corn and enjoy the show.

Now you changed the focus from the Koch brothers and the movie to the crisis. So I will change the focus of my question. What would you like him to do to show leadership in dealing with rioting abroad?

At this point, just go play golf.

[blog.jonolan.net image 640x498]


So you have no answer, and nothing to substantiate your criticism. Which is exactly what I expected.
 
2012-09-26 02:03:07 PM  

Diogenes: Brick-House: If true, it would be a great opportunity for Omaha to act presidential and show leadership.

At the risk of giving this conspiracy theory any credence, what exactly would you expect Obama to do to demonstrate such leadership? Tell them "no"? Violate the First Amendment? Appear to be going after rich white businessmen in order to protect the feelings of Muslims abroad?

Right. Nice strawman, though.


Run more commercials in the ME apologizing for our nasty Free Speech institutions, I suppose.
 
2012-09-26 02:21:23 PM  

Carousel Beast: Diogenes: Brick-House: If true, it would be a great opportunity for Omaha to act presidential and show leadership.

At the risk of giving this conspiracy theory any credence, what exactly would you expect Obama to do to demonstrate such leadership? Tell them "no"? Violate the First Amendment? Appear to be going after rich white businessmen in order to protect the feelings of Muslims abroad?

Right. Nice strawman, though.

Run more commercials in the ME apologizing for our nasty Free Speech institutions, I suppose.


Again, all snark, no ideas. Another Fark blowhard I can safely disregard in the future.
 
2012-09-26 02:28:42 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Tyrosine: As long as they riot over there I don't really care. Someone forgot to teach them that even dogs don't shiat where they eat.

Ummm four Americans are dead from that riot over there.


And that's truly unfortunate. To avoid such tragedies are you willing to accept limitations on your freedom of expression? Because that's what they want. And it's not just about negative depictions of Mohamed and other Muslim prophets, it's any depiction. In essence they are asking that you (I assume from your profile you are American) agree to accept their standards in your own nation, or else.

And it the next breath they demand that "the West" stop interfering in their country, but be sure not to stop international aid and military intervention when it suits them such as Libya where the same militias that rioted and killed the four Americans were a few months ago begging America, Europe, Canada, etc. for help in overthrowing Kadafi. But not in Afghanistan, which was totally different. 

Let them riot. And the next time they hold their hands out for help remind them of the four dead embassy staff.
 
2012-09-26 02:39:04 PM  

Tyrosine: Let them riot. And the next time they hold their hands out for help remind them of the four dead embassy staff.


I'm just pointing out that their riots ended up with our own killed. I say we pull out, take our money with us and let them figure it out.
 
2012-09-26 02:39:28 PM  
A Muhammad sitcom would be fabulous.
 
2012-09-26 02:40:43 PM  
Maybe some of you can band together and start a kickstarter in order to collect some money to give the muslims to leave you alone.
 
2012-09-26 02:45:33 PM  

Altitude5280: A Muhammad sitcom would be fabulous.


Fresh Prophet of Medina? 

Yo homes to bel air I kill you!
 
2012-09-26 02:49:11 PM  

Tommy Moo: Good. We have to stand our ground and demonstrate that violence will not intimidate us into giving up our free speech. Also, the continuous release of images depicting Muhammad will keep these fanatics exposed for what they are until they either get tired of it and decide to moderate themselves or get themselves all killed fighting. You do not re-engineer people by allowing them ample time to recover from their rage; you keep on it until they have been demoralized and accept it. Then it becomes normal. Remember when everyone wanted to murder the CEO of Exxon-Mobil after Hurricane Katrina? We seethed for months, and now we all shrug and pay $3.90 for a gallon of gas. These fanatical imbeciles must have their spirits broken. We must inundate them with so many unending images of Muhammad that they are just exhausted from constantly screaming about it and finally accept that it's a part of the world.


I'll say what I tell everyone: "If you put your d**k in that hornets' nest, you're on your own with the hydrocortisone cream"
 
2012-09-26 02:52:18 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-26 03:04:38 PM  

Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 850x583]


At issue here isn't whether or not you can do a thing. You can.

It's whether or not doing that thing makes you a farking moron.
 
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