Mugato: I thought he hung himself whilst jerking off a long time ago.
RIP Beta Carotene
Walker: It's my girlfriend, she's in a coma. I know, I know, it's serious.
buntz: When she came to she looked at him and said "Would you like to marry me? And if you like you can buy the ring!"
Impasse: Did he cry?[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]
Balchinian: "Rescues" her from what, Submittard? The mean old bookstore carpet?
casual disregard: Who is Morrissey? Isn't he that guy from The Doors?
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