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(Lex 18)   Not News: Teen killed in early morning shooting. Fark: His Facebook nickname is "Bang Bang"   (lex18.com) divider line 54
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2012-09-26 11:31:44 AM  
Nowhere in the article does it say that. Are we supposed to do the research on our own subby?
 
2012-09-26 12:06:02 PM  
Did his baby shoot him down?
 
2012-09-26 12:08:06 PM  
That's nothing, the Chinese pilot that accidentally hit the US spy plane in 2000 was named "Wong Wei."
 
2012-09-26 12:08:07 PM  
Does "Ironic" mean "asking for it" now?
 
2012-09-26 12:09:28 PM  
Man, I knew I shouldn't have picked the Facebook nickname 'roto-rooter in ear'
 
2012-09-26 12:09:40 PM  
Teen getting shot is always news Subby
 
2012-09-26 12:11:48 PM  
Not anymore.
 
2012-09-26 12:13:08 PM  
He clearly underestimated the scope of cosmic irony.

/I'll show myself out
 
2012-09-26 12:13:55 PM  
Bam Bam?
 
2012-09-26 12:15:29 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-26 12:15:57 PM  
www.luimbe.com
 
2012-09-26 12:18:06 PM  
www.11points.com

kinda related
 
2012-09-26 12:22:07 PM  
Did he write his poetry in crayon?
 
2012-09-26 12:27:41 PM  
Facebook status updated to "Statistic".
 
2012-09-26 12:36:30 PM  
1. Since when did America get so blase about murders that "Teen killed in early morning shooting" is NOT NEWS!!!

2. Where does it say his fb name was Bang Bang?

3, Irony - I don't think that word means what you think it means

4. Who green lights this shizzle?
 
2012-09-26 12:39:07 PM  
I need to change my FB name to "Getting Laid by young, hot chicks..."

/"Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don't fall out of the sky, you know."
 
2012-09-26 12:39:51 PM  
Someone getting murdered somewhere is not news to me...30 people might have died while I made this post..

Life has a lot more important things to get mad about
 
2012-09-26 12:40:54 PM  
Attractive and successful.
 
2012-09-26 12:42:56 PM  

pagansexgod: 2. Where does it say his fb name was Bang Bang?


On Facebook. I wondered too so I put his name in the facebook search. Only one match. I assume subby looks up everyone from news articles on Facebook. I also assume subby did more than just find a hit on the name to confirm it was the same person. I did not.
 
2012-09-26 12:43:38 PM  

pagansexgod: 1. Since when did America get so blase about murders that "Teen killed in early morning shooting" is NOT NEWS!!!

2. Where does it say his fb name was Bang Bang?

3, Irony - I don't think that word means what you think it means

4. Who green lights this shizzle?


Umm, a few hundred thousand murders ago?
 
2012-09-26 12:49:16 PM  
i1099.photobucket.com

butchrenfroe.com
 
2012-09-26 12:55:31 PM  

srhp29: pagansexgod: 2. Where does it say his fb name was Bang Bang?

On Facebook. I wondered too so I put his name in the facebook search. Only one match. I assume subby looks up everyone from news articles on Facebook. I also assume subby did more than just find a hit on the name to confirm it was the same person. I did not.


I was having a local fiscal debate with some people on facebook at a local news page.....and there is this guy who is just being an ass....willfully ignorant, yelling about the 1% etc...... Which is a little odd for this news page, but whatever. So eventually I took a look at his profile just to make sure he wasnt a spam account......90% of his friends on facebook had "nicknames" in place of middle names......like john "t-bone" smith and jane "420honey" doe.

The moral is, if you want to be taken seriously, drop the gang names before you engage in local politics......
 
2012-09-26 12:58:54 PM  
Sounds like a Chitty Chitty way to go...
 
2012-09-26 01:01:51 PM  
Is it bad that I instantly pictured a black youth before reading the article? Is it just as bad to assume I'm right based on the names of the victim and the perp? And is it bad to feel nothing, as this sort of thing happens so often I am numb to the news?

Sorry the kid died. Hope he wasn't doing something stupid to cause it.
 
2012-09-26 01:02:24 PM  

stuhayes2010: Teen getting shot is always news Subby


Wanna know how I know Stuhayes isn't from Baltimore?
 
2012-09-26 01:03:37 PM  
Let me guess... he was a white kid about to turn his life around and go to school under a scholarship in engineering?
 
2012-09-26 01:08:05 PM  

pagansexgod: 1. Since when did America get so blase about murders that "Teen killed in early morning shooting" is NOT NEWS!!!

2. Where does it say his fb name was Bang Bang?

3, Irony - I don't think that word means what you think it means

4. Who green lights this shizzle?


It's not really news when scum kill scum. With a name like Bang Bang he's almost certainly part of the criminal lifestyle.
 
2012-09-26 01:12:06 PM  
Obama's gonna run outta sons
 
2012-09-26 01:15:39 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-09-26 01:19:51 PM  

archichris: srhp29: pagansexgod: 2. Where does it say his fb name was Bang Bang?

On Facebook. I wondered too so I put his name in the facebook search. Only one match. I assume subby looks up everyone from news articles on Facebook. I also assume subby did more than just find a hit on the name to confirm it was the same person. I did not.

I was having a local fiscal debate with some people on facebook at a local news page.....and there is this guy who is just being an ass....willfully ignorant, yelling about the 1% etc...... Which is a little odd for this news page, but whatever. So eventually I took a look at his profile just to make sure he wasnt a spam account......90% of his friends on facebook had "nicknames" in place of middle names......like john "t-bone" smith and jane "420honey" doe.

The moral is, if you want to be taken seriously, drop the gang names before you engage in local politics......


The moral is you enjoy ad hominem arguments?

Also, what's with the constant misuse of the irony tag? Tagging things as ironic when they clearly are not ironic is ... well... ironic.

/Does the word 'ironic' look funny to anyone else?
 
2012-09-26 01:21:40 PM  

fat boy: Obama Strom Thurmond's gonna run outta sons


FTFY
 
2012-09-26 01:22:28 PM  
Now they just call him Bang?
 
2012-09-26 01:31:24 PM  

blatz514: Bam Bam?


Bambang? (pops)
 
2012-09-26 01:34:30 PM  
My gang name is Ray-Ray.
 
2012-09-26 01:37:20 PM  
Ahhh crap. Ray-Ray is some punky band kid's stage name. Reminds me of the late 90s and I used my first and middle names as a handle and it turns out there is also a gay prono actor with the same name.

/sigh
//Rich Cream is holding its own, so far
 
2012-09-26 01:37:33 PM  
i1096.photobucket.com 

No disrespect, just pure irony.
 
2012-09-26 01:42:46 PM  
In case it matters.. his MySpace Page.. it's set private, but you can still see the title.. Speaks for itself

I just can't feel sympathy...
 
2012-09-26 01:45:59 PM  

gweilo8888: blatz514: Bam Bam?

Bambang? (pops)


I really wanna know how that popped into your head.
 
2012-09-26 02:07:24 PM  
This is all part of Obama's Stimulus program. It is Job creation people. For Every 5 inner-city teens that are gunned down for their poor choices, it creates 1 job at the T-shirt screen printing factory.
without these deaths what would the T-shirt Memorial makers do for work.

/too soon?
//Not making fun of the actual innocent people that are killed, just the stupid ones who decide to live and die by the sword.
 
2012-09-26 02:07:30 PM  

pagansexgod: 1. Since when did America get so blase about murders that "Teen killed in early morning shooting" is NOT NEWS!!!


I know what you mean. A perusal of his facebook page makes it readily apparent that this young man was going to grow up and cure cancer or something. All of that potential was just wasted. This is truly a loss that affects us all.
 
2012-09-26 02:30:42 PM  
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2012-09-26 02:47:52 PM  

pagansexgod: 1. Since when did America get so blase about murders that "Teen killed in early morning shooting" is NOT NEWS!!!


Since this morning, when a middle schooler shot himself in the hallway before class in Stillwater, OK, and it didn't make Fark.
 
2012-09-26 03:23:38 PM  

chewd: Did he write his poetry in crayon?


Very nice... Much subtler reference than I was planning on making... Namely:

www.naderlibrary.com

Here he is, with his partner Shooty...
 
2012-09-26 03:39:21 PM  

Walker: Nowhere in the article does it say that.


It's in the fourth reader comment.
 
2012-09-26 03:48:09 PM  

pagansexgod: 1. Since when did America get so blase about murders that "Teen killed in early morning shooting" is NOT NEWS!!!

2. Where does it say his fb name was Bang Bang?

3, Irony - I don't think that word means what you think it means

4. Who green lights this shizzle?


I can answer #1 coming from a city that's reached a level of expertise in killing you've never experienced - Chicago (most murders in U.S. by FAR). First, I don't give a fat f*ck when the gangbangers are killing each other. Good for them.

But of course gangbangers can't shoot worth sh*t so we get your 9-year-olds getting murdered and so forth leading to reason #2 - we're totally habituated to hearing about people killed. In Chicago a fatal accident doesn't even make the news.

99% of it is gangbangers shooting at some "rival" house of course missing the target entirely and killing the relatives instead. Frankly, I don't have the time or energy to give a rats ass.

The only thing I mind is that these events lead to talks of "gun control" as if that would help. If that's the answer, why does a city with the strictest gun laws in a county with the strictest gun laws in a STATE with the strictest gun laws have the highest murder rate in the U.S.?
 
2012-09-26 04:12:43 PM  

A Shambling Mound: Did his baby shoot him down?


imageshack.us

...and she's got herself some big guns.
 
2012-09-26 04:47:46 PM  

RobSeace: Here he is, with his partner Shooty...


My faith in the internets is restored! Thank you sir!
 
2012-09-26 05:15:46 PM  

DaCaptain19: pagansexgod: 1. Since when did America get so blase about murders that "Teen killed in early morning shooting" is NOT NEWS!!!

2. Where does it say his fb name was Bang Bang?

3, Irony - I don't think that word means what you think it means

4. Who green lights this shizzle?

I can answer #1 coming from a city that's reached a level of expertise in killing you've never experienced - Chicago (most murders in U.S. by FAR). First, I don't give a fat f*ck when the gangbangers are killing each other. Good for them.

But of course gangbangers can't shoot worth sh*t so we get your 9-year-olds getting murdered and so forth leading to reason #2 - we're totally habituated to hearing about people killed. In Chicago a fatal accident doesn't even make the news.

99% of it is gangbangers shooting at some "rival" house of course missing the target entirely and killing the relatives instead. Frankly, I don't have the time or energy to give a rats ass.

The only thing I mind is that these events lead to talks of "gun control" as if that would help. If that's the answer, why does a city with the strictest gun laws in a county with the strictest gun laws in a STATE with the strictest gun laws have the highest murder rate in the U.S.?


Easy answer -
Because criminals don't follow the laws anyway.
Who was the Mafioso that worked for Gotti who said "The mob loves gun control - if they take yours away, we will still have ours"?
 
2012-09-26 05:22:31 PM  
www.fbclick.com
 
2012-09-26 05:56:06 PM  

blatz514: gweilo8888: blatz514: Bam Bam?

Bambang? (pops)

I really wanna know how that popped into your head.


It's not exactly a name you forget once you hear it.

/or maybe I'm just name-autistic
 
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