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2012-09-26 01:45:29 PM
It's crystal clear that this individual.....



*dons sunglasses*



.....despises threats to his societal stature.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
 
2012-09-26 01:51:59 PM
He's got no reason to live.
 
2012-09-26 01:52:19 PM
*sunglasses*

... is well heeled.

Yeeeeeeaaah!
 
2012-09-26 01:52:24 PM
He's gonna start cutting the feet off of women who are taller than him without the help of heels.
 
2012-09-26 01:55:01 PM
hey! .. where can you find leggings like in that pic?
 
2012-09-26 01:55:31 PM
Was the short man's name Spark?
 
2012-09-26 01:55:59 PM
There are better ways to get your kicks.
 
2012-09-26 02:03:38 PM
The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys
 
2012-09-26 02:03:44 PM

kvinesknows: hey! .. where can you find leggings like in that pic?


I don't know about most people, but I've most often seen them on freshly chloroformed women.
 
2012-09-26 02:04:41 PM
Turns out Busan is 4 hours away from Gangnam, so there goes that joke.
 
2012-09-26 02:05:54 PM

hogans: kvinesknows: hey! .. where can you find leggings like in that pic?

I don't know about most people, but I've most often seen them on freshly chloroformed women.


how much chloroform?
 
2012-09-26 02:09:01 PM
costumesupplyhouse.com
 
2012-09-26 02:14:53 PM
That's a tall order for a short guy
 
2012-09-26 02:15:25 PM
A 5 feet 5 inch tall Korean is "short"?

He must be...
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2012-09-26 02:16:25 PM

Cheron: The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys


came for this.

I have a low orgasm threshold.
 
2012-09-26 02:20:42 PM
Dat man got to watch out -- he gon to get bust in face
 
2012-09-26 02:34:23 PM
images.artistdirect.com
 
2012-09-26 02:38:05 PM
At least he wasn't a disgusting, foul-smelling obese person who should have killed himself 300 pounds ago. Disgusting, sweating, stinking heaps of human excrement they are.
 
2012-09-26 02:38:27 PM

kvinesknows: how much chloroform?


Just enough to dampen the handkerchief.
 
2012-09-26 02:47:02 PM

Cheron: The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys


This

(is the thing that disturbs me)
 
2012-09-26 02:55:28 PM

hogans: kvinesknows: hey! .. where can you find leggings like in that pic?

I don't know about most people, but I've most often seen them on freshly chloroformed women.


It took all of my restraint to prevent a spit-take upon reading that.

/ totally unexpected
// well played
/// would LOL again
 
2012-09-26 02:58:23 PM
Steve Winwood?
 
2012-09-26 03:03:13 PM
Sir Robert I'll do what I like, because I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast.
(Sir Robert floors the interviewer with a mighty punch. Interviewer looks up rubbing his jaw.)
Interviewer I'll get you for that, Eversley! I'll get you if I have to travel to the four corners of the earth!
 
2012-09-26 06:40:32 PM

bmr68: Steve Winwood?


I hope he doesn't step out into 'Traffic".
 
2012-09-27 03:12:58 AM
i.imgur.com
Say, Dorothy, those are some fine-lookin' red heels you got there.
 
2012-09-27 03:13:39 AM
www.squarecylinder.com
 
2012-09-27 03:25:41 AM

c-ment: He's got no reason to live.


Strangely, some people take that song at face value, and don't get that its joke is how absurd a bigot sounds.
 
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