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(The Daily Show)   Jon Stewart: "Yea, read a farking book" Quick liberals, to the LIEBRARY   (thedailyshow.com) divider line 63
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2012-09-26 10:43:23 AM
hahaha that's funny because it implies that lieberals are liars that lie with their big gay books! hahaha
 
2012-09-26 10:54:39 AM
Please remember to put flowers in the bakyard for Algernon.
 
2012-09-26 11:01:21 AM
The full interview with King Abdullah II of Jordan was great.

Also, great move by the king to drop the mustache.
 
2012-09-26 11:07:30 AM
Bookmarking for later.
 
2012-09-26 11:12:10 AM

thomps: hahaha that's funny because it implies that lieberals are liars that lie with their big gay books! hahaha


Everyone knows any REAL American doesn't know how to read! Farking elitists!
 
2012-09-26 11:16:50 AM

faultytower: thomps: hahaha that's funny because it implies that lieberals are liars that lie with their big gay books! hahaha

Everyone knows any REAL American doesn't know how to read! Farking elitists!


whoa whoa whoa, it's not that we don't know how, it's just that we've never taken the time to learn because we're too busy building the greatest country ever despite the best efforts of the liebrarian lieberals.
 
2012-09-26 11:17:46 AM
Back in the old days everyone read that in middle school.
 
2012-09-26 11:23:32 AM

thomps: faultytower: thomps: hahaha that's funny because it implies that lieberals are liars that lie with their big gay books! hahaha

Everyone knows any REAL American doesn't know how to read! Farking elitists!

whoa whoa whoa, it's not that we don't know how, it's just that we've never taken the time to learn because we're too busy building the greatest country ever despite the best efforts of the liebrarian lieberals.


Tell you what, you build it and we'll run it. Deal?
 
2012-09-26 11:41:27 AM
Protip: rent the movie "Charlie."

It's like a book, but only takes 2 hours.
 
2012-09-26 11:43:18 AM
Desperation will make a man to strange things
 
2012-09-26 11:43:20 AM

impaler: Protip: rent the movie "Charlie."

It's like a book, but only takes 2 hours.


Double checked, it's "Charly" rather. The guy can't spell.
 
2012-09-26 11:48:14 AM
Hey subby you misspelled LIEBARY.
 
2012-09-26 11:48:36 AM

faultytower: thomps: faultytower: thomps: hahaha that's funny because it implies that lieberals are liars that lie with their big gay books! hahaha

Everyone knows any REAL American doesn't know how to read! Farking elitists!

whoa whoa whoa, it's not that we don't know how, it's just that we've never taken the time to learn because we're too busy building the greatest country ever despite the best efforts of the liebrarian lieberals.

Tell you what, you build it and we'll run it. Deal?


who's "we?" you got a lab mouse in your pocket?
 
2012-09-26 11:49:19 AM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

Even now, Mitt Romney sulks like Achilles in his tent.

Achilles. The Illiad?! READ A BOOK!
 
2012-09-26 11:51:22 AM
For the libs sake, I hope it's a picture book.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
Kiz
2012-09-26 11:52:19 AM

t3knomanser: Even now, Mitt Romney sulks like Achilles in his tent.

Achilles. The Illiad?! READ A BOOK!


Came for that. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-09-26 11:55:45 AM

t3knomanser: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 211x190]

Even now, Mitt Romney sulks like Achilles in his tent.

Achilles. The Illiad?! READ A BOOK!


that's a pretty tendinous connection.
 
2012-09-26 11:56:04 AM
reading-is-for-fa**ots.jpg
 
2012-09-26 12:02:42 PM
Reading's for eggheads.
 
2012-09-26 12:03:16 PM
Doesn't everyone read that book in school?
 
2012-09-26 12:03:16 PM

impaler: Protip: rent the movie "Charlie."

It's like a book, but only takes 2 hours.


Rugrats had a parody of this, so I get this reference from back when I was six... I may have clapped my hands idiotically out of sheer nostalgic joy.
 
2012-09-26 12:07:06 PM
Thanks for reminding me of "Flowers for Algernon". Now I has a sad.

Great book, but, damn.
 
2012-09-26 12:07:50 PM
A True Patriot's library consists of a Bible, a Picture Bible, the complete works of Ann Coulter and a copy of Latino Inches hidden under the floorboards for when the wife takes the kids to Chuck E. Cheese.
 
2012-09-26 12:19:02 PM

Brick-House: For the libs sake, I hope it's a picture book.

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And our first hatemonger enters the fray.
 
2012-09-26 12:25:03 PM
That that is libs that that is not libs not is that it it is libs libs libs libs

Just add punctuation!
 
2012-09-26 12:25:35 PM

JerseyTim: The full interview with King Abdullah II of Jordan was great.

Also, great move by the king to drop the mustache.


He sure has come a long way.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-26 12:29:02 PM

Mitt Romneys Tax Return: Thanks for reminding me of "Flowers for Algernon". Now I has a sad.

Great book, but, damn.


See, that's how I took the audience reaction, since I groaned too while watching it at home. It would be like if he said the reason Romney thinks he is tied according to polls right now is because his campaign is treating him like Lennie and are telling him all about the rabbits.

Yes, it is a funny allusion, but damn if it doesn't take you back to when you first read/saw the work.
 
2012-09-26 12:31:00 PM

thomps: hahaha that's funny because it implies that lieberals are liars that lie with their big gay books! hahaha


exactly, just go to the NYT hardcover non-fiction best seller list, where the newest non-fiction sales rankings are displayed. Bet you do not find more than one or two books by or for conservatives, thos non-reading troglodytes.

/goes and checks list

Onnnnnn the other hand, nothing to see there really, just move along, pretend this post isn't here
 
2012-09-26 12:37:10 PM
'You gotta wonder' How did this guy even get the nomination?'

Well, I figured it out, Jon... They loaded all of the potential GOP candidates into a clown car(After sending Jon Huntsman out for snacks). They then proceeded to spin donuts in the parking lot for 4 months before crashing it into a brick wall. Keep in mind that this clown car has no airbags and no seatbelts, just the 'Free Market' to protect these GOPers... The final decision was made because Mitt shook off the outward signs of the concussion first, and was able to walk a straight line to the podium.

Just think, if Newt's head was just a little bit harder than it already is, we might have had HIM as our GOP option...
 
2012-09-26 12:38:34 PM
Woooo! First green!

/liberal
//low hanging fruit
///not sorry
////shame slashies
 
2012-09-26 12:39:40 PM

thomps: faultytower: thomps: faultytower: thomps: hahaha that's funny because it implies that lieberals are liars that lie with their big gay books! hahaha

Everyone knows any REAL American doesn't know how to read! Farking elitists!

whoa whoa whoa, it's not that we don't know how, it's just that we've never taken the time to learn because we're too busy building the greatest country ever despite the best efforts of the liebrarian lieberals.

Tell you what, you build it and we'll run it. Deal?

who's "we?" you got a lab mouse in your pocket?


His name is Pinky.
 
2012-09-26 12:41:38 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: A True Patriot's library consists of a Bible, a Picture Bible, the complete works of Ann Coulter and a copy of Latino Inches hidden under the floorboards for when the wife takes the kids to Chuck E. Cheese.


Don't forget the Left Behind series.
 
2012-09-26 12:45:00 PM

tomWright: thomps: hahaha that's funny because it implies that lieberals are liars that lie with their big gay books! hahaha

exactly, just go to the NYT hardcover non-fiction best seller list, where the newest non-fiction sales rankings are displayed. Bet you do not find more than one or two books by or for conservatives, thos non-reading troglodytes.

/goes and checks list

Onnnnnn the other hand, nothing to see there really, just move along, pretend this post isn't here


So...you're saying that conservatives should only be reading books written by other conservatives?
 
2012-09-26 12:48:04 PM

Brick-House: For the libs sake, I hope it's a picture book.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 325x400]


Jesus...not only are conservatives unable to be funny, they also apparently suck at Photoshop.
 
2012-09-26 12:49:35 PM

faultytower: thomps: faultytower: thomps: faultytower: thomps: hahaha that's funny because it implies that lieberals are liars that lie with their big gay books! hahaha

Everyone knows any REAL American doesn't know how to read! Farking elitists!

whoa whoa whoa, it's not that we don't know how, it's just that we've never taken the time to learn because we're too busy building the greatest country ever despite the best efforts of the liebrarian lieberals.

Tell you what, you build it and we'll run it. Deal?

who's "we?" you got a lab mouse in your pocket?

His name is Pinky.


"Gee, Ryan, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Romney, try to take over the world!"
 
2012-09-26 01:14:55 PM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Brick-House: For the libs sake, I hope it's a picture book.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 325x400]

Jesus...not only are conservatives unable to be funny, they also apparently suck at Photoshop.


Can anyone name even ONE conservative comedian. Even the redneck Blue Collar Comedy comedians aren't, and are just making fun of them.
 
2012-09-26 01:16:20 PM

Brick-House: For the libs sake, I hope it's a picture book.


Isn't it a little tricky to call other people idiots, given the last two minutes of the video?
 
2012-09-26 01:16:53 PM

purple kool-aid and a jigger of formaldehyde: Can anyone name even ONE conservative comedian.


Allen West. I heard a joke the other day about a bald eagle attacking the UN. It was pretty funny.
 
2012-09-26 01:18:59 PM

ignatius_crumbcake: Allen West


lulz
 
2012-09-26 01:23:03 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: A True Patriot's library consists of a Bible, a Picture Bible, the complete works of Ann Coulter and a copy of Latino Inches hidden under the floorboards for when the wife takes the kids to Chuck E. Cheese.


And Atlas Shrugged. Displayed prominently next to the Bibles.
 
2012-09-26 01:29:27 PM
I hated that book.

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t3knomanser: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 211x190]

Achilles. The Illiad?! READ A BOOK!


/came for this
 
2012-09-26 01:43:53 PM
Non-political tangent:


Flowers for Algernon farking killed me. I kept picturing my mentally disabled brother as Charlie - the ending literally left me in tears
 
2012-09-26 01:54:50 PM

faultytower: thomps: hahaha that's funny because it implies that lieberals are liars that lie with their big gay books! hahaha

Everyone knows any REAL American doesn't know how to read! Farking elitists!


I told that teacher lady the only three letters I need to know are U, A, and S.
 
2012-09-26 01:57:07 PM

Snapper Carr: Flowers for Algernon farking killed me. I kept picturing my mentally disabled brother as Charlie - the ending literally left me in tears


That book left anyone with a heart in tears.
 
2012-09-26 02:08:01 PM
We need leaders, not readers.
 
2012-09-26 02:27:26 PM

KiplingKat872: Snapper Carr: Flowers for Algernon farking killed me. I kept picturing my mentally disabled brother as Charlie - the ending literally left me in tears

That book left anyone with a heart in tears.


It had no effect on me.


/I think I am part sociopath
 
2012-09-26 02:27:45 PM

Summoner101: Woooo! First green!

/liberal
//low hanging fruit
///not sorry
////shame slashies


www.scottmckay.ca
 
2012-09-26 02:46:35 PM
Came looking for this image, leaving satisfied (having to satisfy myself....wait, huh?) 

farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2012-09-26 02:46:50 PM

purple kool-aid and a jigger of formaldehyde: Can anyone name even ONE conservative comedian. Even the redneck Blue Collar Comedy comedians aren't, and are just making fun of them.


Dennis Miller, Brad Stine, Jeff Foxworthy actually endorsed Romney, there's the guy that played Zobama on Pajamas Media and Victoria Jackson all come to mind.

Nick DiPaolo is conservative, but he's actually funny. probably because he is funny before he's political.
 
2012-09-26 02:49:53 PM

Heresiarch: So...you're saying that conservatives should only be reading books written by other conservatives?


No he's pretending that the bulk of these books aren't being bought in bulk so that there can be "Donate $10 to WND and get Ann Coulter's 'Mugged' for only $1" promotions.
 
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