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(Daily Mail)   Controversial vaginal whitening wash originally sold in India now available in Thailand, with ads showing "attractive, fair-skinned young woman complaining about how tight shorts can leave skin looking darker"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 80
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4230 clicks; posted to Business » on 26 Sep 2012 at 11:12 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-09-26 11:07:12 AM
White people want to be darker, dark people want to be whiter.

Wut's up with that?

/cue laugh track
 
2012-09-26 11:15:34 AM
I don't care what color it is as long as its bald
 
hej
2012-09-26 11:17:36 AM
I've got a way they can whiten their vaginas for free.
 
2012-09-26 11:18:44 AM

yanoosh: I don't care what color it is as long as its bald


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-26 11:18:54 AM
I wonder if it's available in different flavors.
 
2012-09-26 11:20:09 AM
All those ladyboys are going to have really sparkling white balls.
 
2012-09-26 11:24:34 AM

gopher321: White people want to be darker, dark people want to be whiter.

Wut's up with that?

/cue laugh track


Last time I was in China, I was very amused every time I went out on a sunny day and saw all the women bringing umbrellas out with them, desperate to not get any hint of a suntan.

And by "amused" I mean "extremely annoyed", since they were all really short and their umbrellas kept bumping into my face when they walked by in large crowds.
 
2012-09-26 11:26:33 AM
i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-26 11:31:55 AM
Controversial?

Discussions at the dinner table?

Hashing it out by the water cooler?

Op-ed in the local paper?

Asking grandpa?
 
2012-09-26 11:35:47 AM
I traveled to India this last summer, a gawd awful place, but I digress...half the ads seemed to be whitening products. meanwhile I was trying to get a nice tan.
 
2012-09-26 11:41:48 AM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Last time I was in China, I was very amused every time I went out on a sunny day and saw all the women bringing umbrellas out with them, desperate to not get any hint of a suntan.

And by "amused" I mean "extremely annoyed", since they were all really short and their umbrellas kept bumping into my face when they walked by in large crowds.

 

www.kal01.com

/ First thing I thought of :)
 
2012-09-26 11:42:57 AM
www.kal01.com

/ One cannot go without a punchline to the comic
 
2012-09-26 11:46:19 AM
Stopped reading when I got to the part about grandma ordering the cream online. *uuurrrrppp*
 
2012-09-26 11:52:11 AM
Controversial vaginal whitening

Band name...that's all I'm sayin'
 
2012-09-26 12:09:21 PM
It should come with a free complimentary specially designed coarse steel wire brush applicator.
 
2012-09-26 12:09:34 PM
FTFA: ...first of its kind vagina was launched in Thailand

I can't wait to see the new features.
 
2012-09-26 12:16:51 PM
Does it work in other areas of the body? Because that would be remarkable.
 
2012-09-26 12:22:06 PM

gopher321: White people want to be darker, dark people want to be whiter.

Wut's up with that?

/cue laugh track


Eventually everyone on the planet will meet in the middle as a nice beige.

/pale to the point of blinding
 
2012-09-26 12:29:15 PM
The latest product, called Lactacyd White Intimate, comes after huge controversy was sparked when 18 Again- an Indian pharmaceutical 'vaginal tightening and rejuvenating cream' came onto the market earlier this year.

Forget the meat curtains whitener. Did I miss the Fark link when this product came out?
 
2012-09-26 12:31:49 PM
Don't shave, go natural and no one could ever tell what color your vagina is.
/partial to peach fuzz
 
2012-09-26 12:40:13 PM

gopher321: White people want to be darker, dark people want to be whiter.

Wut's up with that?

/cue laugh track


And brown people are allllllright.
 
2012-09-26 12:41:09 PM
I somehow cannot imagine any man turning a woman down because she's not light-skinned enough down there.
"You want sex? Eeeww no, put some bleach on that thing before getting near me." - said no man ever when offered sex.
 
2012-09-26 12:43:29 PM
...people are so weird
 
2012-09-26 12:44:41 PM
cig-mkr:
/partial to peach fuzz


But not to the old soixante-neuf, I deduce.
 
2012-09-26 12:45:14 PM

gopher321: White people want to be darker, dark people want to be whiter.

Wut's up with that?

/cue laugh track


I want scales or fur.
 
2012-09-26 12:45:26 PM
Sorry, didn't mean to speak so boldly.
 
2012-09-26 12:49:17 PM

Dansker: cig-mkr:
/partial to peach fuzz

But not to the old soixante-neuf, I deduce.


Prefer the soixante-eight, she does me and I owe her one.
 
2012-09-26 12:57:08 PM
Here are some pics of the product's spokesman.
 
2012-09-26 12:58:35 PM
I was wondering what was going on -- I've been dating a Thai girl and my teeth have never been whiter.
 
2012-09-26 01:09:53 PM

ChrisDe: I was wondering what was going on -- I've been dating a Thai girl and my teeth have never been whiter.


You, sir, have put a smile on face today and that is not an easy thing to do lately.

Thank you.
 
2012-09-26 01:28:20 PM

JRoo: gopher321: White people want to be darker, dark people want to be whiter.

Wut's up with that?

/cue laugh track

I want scales or fur.


images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-26 01:35:08 PM
When a German airline lost my luggage they gave me a complimentary toiletries kit which contained among other items "skin-lightening deodorant".
 
2012-09-26 01:35:16 PM

JRoo: gopher321: White people want to be darker, dark people want to be whiter.

Wut's up with that?

/cue laugh track

I want scales or fur.


I'm going to file that between "I wish my bellybutton was a second anus" and "Let's call the seventh planet from the sun Urectum instead" under lists of comically crude and bad ideas.
 
2012-09-26 01:37:48 PM
I love whitening vaginas.
 
2012-09-26 01:49:00 PM
Does it work on pets?
 
2012-09-26 02:03:26 PM
I'm taking my hotdog with salt and vinegar chips and Vernor's and skeee-daddling.

/I made it as far as "I got a way to make their vaginas white"
 
2012-09-26 02:03:33 PM
Now if they can come up with a vaginal tightener, then I think they'll have something
 
2012-09-26 02:11:16 PM

yanoosh: Now if they can come up with a vaginal tightener, then I think they'll have something


menthol or cayenne based?
 
2012-09-26 02:14:53 PM

creeto: Here are some pics of the product's spokesman.


You win seven internets.
 
2012-09-26 02:17:00 PM

uber humper: yanoosh: Now if they can come up with a vaginal tightener, then I think they'll have something

menthol or cayenne based?


I was thinking alum based, gives a nice pucker
 
2012-09-26 02:25:40 PM
Does it remove sand, too?
 
2012-09-26 02:35:51 PM
no before and after pics yet? Fark, I'm disappointed in you.
 
2012-09-26 02:39:51 PM

gopher321: White people want to be darker, dark people want to be whiter.

Wut's up with that?

/cue laugh track


i4.ytimg.com
 
2012-09-26 02:51:25 PM
It works.
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-09-26 03:11:10 PM

dholway: It works.
[farm4.staticflickr.com image 413x500]


God...Damn...You.
 
2012-09-26 03:19:44 PM
Well any pussy covered in white stuff is bestest pussy, when you get right down to it.
 
2012-09-26 03:28:38 PM

creeto: Here are some pics of the product's spokesman.


lmao
 
2012-09-26 03:29:31 PM
Finally her merkin will match her gapes...
 
2012-09-26 03:35:10 PM
So it keeps vaginas at their whitest, but can it remove stubborn stains from labias?
 
2012-09-26 03:40:27 PM
I want to see the box.
 
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