yanoosh: I don't care what color it is as long as its bald
gopher321: White people want to be darker, dark people want to be whiter.Wut's up with that?/cue laugh track
the_vegetarian_cannibal: Last time I was in China, I was very amused every time I went out on a sunny day and saw all the women bringing umbrellas out with them, desperate to not get any hint of a suntan.And by "amused" I mean "extremely annoyed", since they were all really short and their umbrellas kept bumping into my face when they walked by in large crowds.
Dansker: cig-mkr:/partial to peach fuzzBut not to the old soixante-neuf, I deduce.
ChrisDe: I was wondering what was going on -- I've been dating a Thai girl and my teeth have never been whiter.
JRoo: gopher321: White people want to be darker, dark people want to be whiter.Wut's up with that?/cue laugh trackI want scales or fur.
yanoosh: Now if they can come up with a vaginal tightener, then I think they'll have something
creeto: Here are some pics of the product's spokesman.
uber humper: yanoosh: Now if they can come up with a vaginal tightener, then I think they'll have somethingmenthol or cayenne based?
dholway: It works.[farm4.staticflickr.com image 413x500]
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