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2012-09-26 12:31:49 PM
at least he wasn't a mcfurry

www.goingfaster.com
 
2012-09-26 12:35:14 PM
All I know is that those bastards have pushed back their annual release of the McRib to December. Diabolical!
 
2012-09-26 12:35:34 PM
He's just pissed about his cone head.
 
2012-09-26 12:35:58 PM
What's his consumerist handle?
 
2012-09-26 12:36:13 PM
I bet he wound up picking off all the onions himself anyway. They don't use the gross little diced dehydrated onions on the bigger burger, so it would have been no problem.
 
2012-09-26 12:36:17 PM
McAAASSSSHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hope the employees that were there when the little biatch had his temper tantrum get to cockpunch him as part of his punishment.
 
2012-09-26 12:36:39 PM
worst.wig.EVAR
 
2012-09-26 12:36:47 PM
media.oregonlive.com

The hair: I'm Lovin' it!
 
2012-09-26 12:37:25 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: at least he wasn't a mcfurry

[www.goingfaster.com image 172x344]


Furry thread?
 
2012-09-26 12:37:43 PM
My hair is a mop. Your onions are invalid.
 
2012-09-26 12:38:05 PM
memearchive.net

I'd be pissed if mine had onions too.
 
2012-09-26 12:39:05 PM
Heh. That's not a forehair. That's a fivehair!

/Or something. farkin' muppet.
 
2012-09-26 12:39:52 PM
The glasses from 1970 don't help either.
 
2012-09-26 12:40:13 PM
Can't you see, he shouldn't have had onions on his burger, it's against his "being an arsehole" religion!

/only an arsehole would eat the food before asking for a replacement or refund
 
2012-09-26 12:40:46 PM
Gosh. Do you think he was just trying to get a free burger or something?
 
2012-09-26 12:40:53 PM
I could never work a customer service job again. I'd rather be on the streets. Entitled assholes like this are the exact problem. Fast food place makes mistake? Duh, check your food. They're throwing out thousands of burgers a day. They offer to fix the problem for you and refund the cash. You then eat the god damn thing you complained about and still expect them to kiss your ass and give you stuff.

/ill live in a van down by the river
 
2012-09-26 12:41:01 PM

Rapmaster2000: [memearchive.net image 600x434]

I'd be pissed if mine had onions too.


If you've never tried smoking an onion, don't knock it til you try it.
 
2012-09-26 12:42:31 PM
McDumbarse!!
 
2012-09-26 12:42:46 PM
www.soulfilms.com

The manager?
 
2012-09-26 12:42:59 PM
I thought "have it your way" was a Burger King thing.
 
2012-09-26 12:43:19 PM
i115.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-26 12:43:38 PM
And because he hates onions on his burger, he ate them all!

Yeah, this idiot just wanted another burger for free. Seen it happen right in front of me. Idiot comes in and claims something's missing on the drive-thru order (if he has his act together, he's actually gone through the drive-thru and gotten an order). Gets belligerent. Gets an extra item he never told the drive-thru people to sell him. For free. Drives off feeling like he's SO SMART.

And don't you DARE tell him he can't rob you of a free sammich! He's ENTITLED to that free sammich because... well, just BECAUSE!
 
2012-09-26 12:43:53 PM
How hard is it to just take the onions off your burger.
Also if you special order anything from a fast food place, check your farking order before you leave.
 
2012-09-26 12:43:56 PM
That's some bad hat, Harry.
 
2012-09-26 12:44:07 PM
HEY MISTER FASTFOOD MAN...I KNOW WHAT I WANT...NO I DON'T WANT THAT ONE...YEAH YEAH I WANT THIS ONE...
 
2012-09-26 12:44:14 PM
Since I cannot have cheese on anything I eat, ordering a hamburger (especially any large sandwich which automatically has cheese) at McDs is like asking the pope for forgiveness after kicking out a stained-glass window. I've lost track of the number of wrong meals I have received. Rather than drive home to find my burger is made wrong yet again, I simply sit at the drive-thru window until I have completely checked my order. Yeah, it pisses off those behind me, but fark 'em, I don't care.
 
2012-09-26 12:44:16 PM
Angry customers are bad... angry cop customers... much, much worse:
Welcome to Wendy's, officer. (new window)
 
2012-09-26 12:44:35 PM
not enough wind here and way too far from the coast, so coal it is!
 
2012-09-26 12:44:45 PM
I feel his pain. Nothin like getting home and having the wrong bag of shiat. "It's not a hard job, counter monkey, please try just a little bit to get the right food into the bag. It's bad enough I have to eat this shiat, please make it kinda like I ask?"
 
2012-09-26 12:44:57 PM

ThatDarkFellow: I could never work a customer service job again. I'd rather be on the streets. Entitled assholes like this are the exact problem. Fast food place makes mistake? Duh, check your food. They're throwing out thousands of burgers a day. They offer to fix the problem for you and refund the cash. You then eat the god damn thing you complained about and still expect them to kiss your ass and give you stuff.

/ill live in a van down by the river


Mister, if you don't shut up, I'm going to kick 100% of your ass!
 
2012-09-26 12:45:13 PM

tbhouston: What's his consumerist handle?


Heh. Maybe he's upset about that site being down for the past few days.He had nowhere to vent, so he threw a McFury.

It is, however, really annoying when you order food without an ingredient you dislike and they put it on anyway. I have that problem here with mayo. They put mayo on everything here, and I despise mayo. When I first moved here, I ordered a cheese steak with sauce. Where I'm from originally, that means marinara. Anyway, they lathered it in mayo. Gross! And it's not exactly something you can just take off of a sandwich.
 
2012-09-26 12:45:40 PM
The summer I worked fast food (ugh) this same scenario happened, minus the customer getting all smashy. If you ate it all, why would you expect a refund?
 
2012-09-26 12:46:03 PM
i'm seeing a little Michael Bolton from Office Space in that mug shot. Also, a lot of foot stomping-impotent rage. What a baby. You can't eat the burger then demand your money back, jerkface. It doesn't work that way.

I think this guy has more problems than just getting onions on his burger.
 
2012-09-26 12:46:42 PM
Onions are the only thing that taste somewhat natural on those burgers.
 
2012-09-26 12:46:56 PM
Maybe the guy only has 24 hours to live.
i.ytimg.com

// did it have ketchup on it?
 
2012-09-26 12:47:10 PM
Half the fun of eating at fast food places is wondering what sort of mystery grab bag the broken English speaking people of color have assembled for you.
 
2012-09-26 12:47:35 PM

MorePeasPlease: [media.oregonlive.com image 155x193]

The hair: I'm Lovin' it!™


That picture just screams "Professional Douchebag for Hire."
 
2012-09-26 12:48:17 PM
What species of dead animal is that on his head?
 
2012-09-26 12:49:36 PM

farkingbubbler: I simply sit at the drive-thru window until I have completely checked my order.


I hate american cheese, so I know what a crap-shoot it is trying to get a burger without it. Other than that, the only screw up I typically deal with is when they give me a diet soda. Diet Coke is the Devil's own piss. And I guarantee you that if I don't check it before I pull away, that will be the day it's wrong.
 
2012-09-26 12:50:30 PM
Sounds like he really wigged out.

Looks like it, too.
 
2012-09-26 12:50:39 PM

Balchinian: The glasses from 1970 don't help either.


Nor does the public masturbater trench coat.
 
2012-09-26 12:52:18 PM
I have admittedly started some bizarre conversations with the late-night crew at various fast food establishments. Convincing a girl working the drive-thru at Jack in the Box at like 3am to sing Dishwalla's "Counting Blue Cars" was a surprisingly surreal experience.
 
2012-09-26 12:52:49 PM
If you are stupid enough to put that shiat into your body, you deserve whatever you get.


/ate there 5 years ago because I was on the road and starving. I was sick for 2 days.
 
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2012-09-26 12:54:15 PM
There's onions on this.
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2012-09-26 12:57:56 PM

chuckufarlie: not enough wind here and way too far from the coast, so coal it is!


Woops!

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2012-09-26 12:58:06 PM
calitreview.com

/got nothing
 
2012-09-26 12:59:41 PM
Reminds me of my coworker who hates onion. She's normally nice and easy-going. One day, she ordered a stromboli from the local pizza shack, and made sure to tell them several times "No onions". As you've already deduced, she bit into a triple onion-filled stromboli of stinky death. I have never seen a person go into such an extreme level of "onion rage" in my life! I consider myself quite the advanced Vulgarian, but some of the words and phrases that she was screaming even made me blush.

Apparently, the person taking the order said to the cook "No onions!" The cook said "What?", so she she yelled "ONIONS!"

Anyway, she got a replacement and a bunch of coupons and returned from the pizza shack as happy as could be, despite her profanity-laden rant of 15 minutes earlier. I guess I could understand getting that angry due to an allergy or something, but she just doesn't care for the taste of onions. Honest mistake, Jean, clam the f*ck down.
 
2012-09-26 01:00:51 PM
Because Mcshiats!
 
2012-09-26 01:01:46 PM
Sad thing is people do that sort of thing (the wanting extra food after eating it all part, not so much the smash-y part) all the time. I've worked in fast food - never again.

/If you pay five dollars for a meal, you lose any right to complain about how it's presented
 
2012-09-26 01:04:32 PM

FlippityFlap: If you are stupid enough to put that shiat into your body, you deserve whatever you get.


/ate there 5 years ago because I was on the road and starving. I was sick for 2 days.


Wow. Last time I ate there I was only sick for a few hours. But only because the loperamide worked like it was supposed to.

/Haven't been back since.
 
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