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(Daily Mail)   You are a self-made millionaire. What do you do with your wealth? Do you: a) Donate large amounts to charities, b) Travel the world helping the unfortunate, or c) Snort so much cocaine your nose collapses?   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2012-09-26 04:53:55 AM  
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Dadoody: The Dalai Lama, when asked what surprised him most about humanity, he said:

"Man.
Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
He is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present;
the result being that he does not live in the present or the future;
he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived."


You know, easy for some old guy trained/raised from childhood to be important and rich, to comment on the behavior of people not chosen trying to do it by themselves. There's no compelling evidence for reincarnation and his whole life is built on a lie and if he had any integrity he'd be on drugs, too.
2012-09-26 03:39:14 AM  
2 votes:
The Dalai Lama, when asked what surprised him most about humanity, he said:

"Man.
Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
He is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present;
the result being that he does not live in the present or the future;
he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived."



'Tyler Durden' as delivered by Brad Pitt:
"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fuc*ing khakis."
2012-09-26 08:58:43 AM  
1 vote:
When asked about the cocaine, the defendant replied, "I feel good. I knew that I would."
2012-09-26 08:44:31 AM  
1 vote:
3.bp.blogspot.com

It's been done before.

/badger
2012-09-26 08:28:03 AM  
1 vote:

relcec: Quantum Apostrophe: Couldn't have happened to nicer person.

He was a "Property developer", whatever the hell that means. A parasitical scumbag who happened to be in the right place at the right time, and had the social skills to blab his useless self into some money.

keep telling yourself that everyone more successful than yourself got their through blind luck. that's a recipe for success in life and love if I've ever heard one.


Are you suggesting the coke-head makes good life-decisions that led to prosperity earlier in his life?
2012-09-26 07:24:30 AM  
1 vote:
And this is why rich people should have their money taken to let other people spend it, amirite Occupy?
2012-09-26 05:30:58 AM  
1 vote:
Wealth brings happiness
2012-09-26 03:48:21 AM  
1 vote:
LOL James Brown.
2012-09-26 03:33:51 AM  
1 vote:
Keep that face in mind the next time you want to snort a line off of the ass of your favorite hooker.
2012-09-25 09:19:28 PM  
1 vote:
They told me I could be anything I wanted...so I became a wealthy pug.
 
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