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(Daily Mail)   You are a self-made millionaire. What do you do with your wealth? Do you: a) Donate large amounts to charities, b) Travel the world helping the unfortunate, or c) Snort so much cocaine your nose collapses?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 80
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2012-09-26 08:54:19 AM

OldManDownDRoad: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x251]

It's been done before.

/badger


A man will say just about anything when he's sportin' badger-food for a pecker.
 
2012-09-26 08:58:43 AM
When asked about the cocaine, the defendant replied, "I feel good. I knew that I would."
 
2012-09-26 08:58:49 AM
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RIP Doctor Rockzo
 
2012-09-26 09:19:06 AM
You'd think a millionaire would be able to afford cosmetic surgery to reconstruct the nose, or at least a decent prosthetic.
 
2012-09-26 09:20:25 AM
In experiments with rats dispensing cocaine to themselves, the rats would actually kill themselves by overdosing.

/Helluva drug, etc.
 
2012-09-26 09:30:24 AM
Almost certainly C.
 
2012-09-26 09:38:36 AM

Ghastly: You'd think a millionaire would be able to afford cosmetic surgery


Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
 
2012-09-26 09:39:54 AM

betelgeux: What the hell does "more unfortunate" mean?


Kind of like 'less fortunate' - only with less clarity.
 
2012-09-26 09:50:27 AM
That's why the standard Hollywood nose-job also includes installing a plastic under-carriage to support the nasal structure in preparation for the inevitable coke-hoovering.
 
2012-09-26 09:58:48 AM
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Been there, done that.
 
2012-09-26 10:13:11 AM
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2012-09-26 10:39:56 AM
The answer is C.

/The easiest contest in radio history.
 
2012-09-26 10:40:38 AM
HE farkING LOVES COCAINE
 
2012-09-26 10:55:54 AM
Kind of in a Thomas Riddle - Voldemort transitional stage.
 
2012-09-26 10:58:04 AM
Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohan think this guy is an amateur.
 
2012-09-26 11:05:21 AM
Dear sh*t for brains,

That's not what money's for.

Honest.

- Commerce
 
2012-09-26 11:05:41 AM
I once saw a guy in Ann Arbor with no nose. I don't mean collapsed or small or whatever: I mean wow-I-can-see-directly-into-your-sinuses.

Could that be caused by coke?
 
2012-09-26 11:14:50 AM
D) run for president while acting like a condescending asshole

/oh, you said self-made millionaire
 
2012-09-26 11:56:46 AM
is he a spider??
 
2012-09-26 12:29:43 PM
good coke doesn't do that
 
2012-09-26 12:30:09 PM

Voiceofreason01: D) run for president while acting like a condescending asshole

/oh, you said self-made millionaire


For all his faults, I don't think Obama ever did coke.
 
2012-09-26 12:39:39 PM

Salmon: good coke doesn't do that


Mitt Romney is that you?

/it does that regardless of cutting agent
 
2012-09-26 12:46:02 PM
That article was trying way too hard to find a way to tie the story to a celebrity. A guy getting busted staying at a hotel that USED to be PARTLY owned by an actor doesn't make it celebrity news. Certainly not enough connection to include a picture of that not-so-relevant celebrity.

What's next? Tacking on a photo of a star because a bust happens in a city where the star happened to live when they were little and moved from long before they got famous? Or when someone does something at an apartment of that was once rented by someone whose brother used to be roomates with a star's cousin?
 
2012-09-26 12:51:37 PM
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He should have listened to Weezy's medical advice:

"...got so much coke you gonna need another nose..." 
 
2012-09-26 01:09:53 PM

JohnAnnArbor: I once saw a guy in Ann Arbor with no nose. I don't mean collapsed or small or whatever: I mean wow-I-can-see-directly-into-your-sinuses.

Could that be caused by coke?


Perhaps; but also, my mom used to have this strange infection in her nose... it was a type of mold that spontaneously grew in there and ate a large portion of her face, namely from the inside. They were able to catch hers in time before it did outward damage... but there's a guy who's face wasn't so lucky with the same type of mold she had who used to make the daytime talkshow cirquits.
 
2012-09-26 01:10:32 PM
Or, circuits, even...
 
2012-09-26 01:12:16 PM

poodebunker: At least he became an addict by legitimate means. I hate addicts who don't get there legitimately.


The writer makes it seem like the legit money is a half truth and that he really obtained it through ill gotten means

"Swansea Crown Court heard how Brown used his 'legitimate money' to fund his cocaine addiction."
 
2012-09-26 01:25:10 PM
It should be obvious that it's (c)
 
2012-09-26 01:29:33 PM

CapeFearCadaver: JohnAnnArbor: I once saw a guy in Ann Arbor with no nose. I don't mean collapsed or small or whatever: I mean wow-I-can-see-directly-into-your-sinuses.

Could that be caused by coke?

Perhaps; but also, my mom used to have this strange infection in her nose... it was a type of mold that spontaneously grew in there and ate a large portion of her face, namely from the inside. They were able to catch hers in time before it did outward damage... but there's a guy who's face wasn't so lucky with the same type of mold she had who used to make the daytime talkshow cirquits.


Yeesh.
 
2012-09-26 05:16:36 PM
A lot of people in here are somehow surprised that spending your money on coke is a bad thing. Its his money, he can do what he wants with it. A normal person would have gone thru treatment by this time but because of his wealth he could escape that system. Hopefully he'll get the help he needs.

Has he hurt anyone?
 
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