brap: They told me I could be anything I wanted...so I became a wealthy pug.
Deece: Surely a millionaire could afford some sort of bionic, cocaine-proof septum, no?
poodebunker: At least he became an addict by legitimate means. I hate addicts who don't get there legitimately.
Hoopy Frood: d) None of your business.
Pete_T_Mann: Deece: Surely a millionaire could afford some sort of bionic, cocaine-proof septum, no?or at least a syringe...
Dadoody: The Dalai Lama, when asked what surprised him most about humanity, he said:"Man.Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.He is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present;the result being that he does not live in the present or the future;he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived."
brianbankerus: I've heard that the act of cutting lines and snorting them is a big part of the fun./although the paranoia sounds nice too.
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Jesus Christ! How the hell does that happen?
Bob The Nob: How does he smell?
Kriggerel: Paging Stevie Nicks...Stevie Nicks to the white courtesy line, please... Your ass-istant is ready for you...
Onkel Buck: And this is why rich people should have their money taken to let other people spend it, amirite Occupy?
Quantum Apostrophe: Couldn't have happened to nicer person.He was a "Property developer", whatever the hell that means. A parasitical scumbag who happened to be in the right place at the right time, and had the social skills to blab his useless self into some money.
relcec: Quantum Apostrophe: Couldn't have happened to nicer person.He was a "Property developer", whatever the hell that means. A parasitical scumbag who happened to be in the right place at the right time, and had the social skills to blab his useless self into some money.keep telling yourself that everyone more successful than yourself got their through blind luck. that's a recipe for success in life and love if I've ever heard one.
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