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(Daily Mail)   You are a self-made millionaire. What do you do with your wealth? Do you: a) Donate large amounts to charities, b) Travel the world helping the unfortunate, or c) Snort so much cocaine your nose collapses?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 80
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2012-09-25 08:48:29 PM
What's his fark handle?
 
2012-09-25 08:52:46 PM
Hey, he's a jobs creator! Give him a big tax cut!
 
2012-09-25 08:53:46 PM
John Hipkin, defending Brown, said: 'He developed a massive cocaine addiction funded by legitimate means.

So he didn't steal his blow money? Well all right then.
 
2012-09-25 09:01:24 PM
I guess he had a good nose for business.

/boo weasel, boo.
 
2012-09-25 09:19:28 PM
They told me I could be anything I wanted...so I became a wealthy pug.
 
2012-09-25 09:21:15 PM
d) two chicks at the same time, man.
 
2012-09-25 09:27:08 PM
A millionaire and all he could get was cheap shiat.

Story fabricated for you by D.A.R.E. and your local DEA.
 
2012-09-25 09:38:46 PM
imageshack.us

His brother, Joe Brown, inhaled marijuana thru his ears.
 
2012-09-25 09:55:29 PM
I knew Charlie Sheen would finally meet hi-



*clicks on link*

Oh.
 
2012-09-25 11:16:20 PM
Dude can snort all the blow he wants but he has guns. Shut down everything.
 
2012-09-25 11:22:23 PM
Why can't you do all three?
 
2012-09-25 11:54:16 PM
Prosecutor Craig Jones said: 'Brown, through property dealing, became very wealthy and at 36 retired to Portugal where he was introduced to cocaine.'

Was he dealing in caves? Not introduced to cocaine by the age of 36?
 
wee [TotalFark]
2012-09-25 11:57:45 PM
Man it would suck to be thrown in jail for having a couple pistols...

(Having no nose would not be good, either.)
 
2012-09-26 12:13:41 AM
Came for the freaky Michael Jackson photo. Leaving disappointed.
 
2012-09-26 01:55:48 AM
Probably c).
 
2012-09-26 03:22:19 AM

brap: They told me I could be anything I wanted...so I became a wealthy pug.


omfg I lawled
 
2012-09-26 03:25:00 AM
Surely a millionaire could afford some sort of bionic, cocaine-proof septum, no?
 
2012-09-26 03:29:23 AM
That mugshot needs a animated shop of him getting whacked in the face with a frying pan..

/Doesn't have a cousin Patty..
 
2012-09-26 03:30:49 AM
But drugz are glamorous...
 
2012-09-26 03:33:51 AM
Keep that face in mind the next time you want to snort a line off of the ass of your favorite hooker.
 
2012-09-26 03:38:42 AM
At least he became an addict by legitimate means. I hate addicts who don't get there legitimately.
 
2012-09-26 03:39:14 AM
The Dalai Lama, when asked what surprised him most about humanity, he said:

"Man.
Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
He is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present;
the result being that he does not live in the present or the future;
he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived."



'Tyler Durden' as delivered by Brad Pitt:
"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fuc*ing khakis."
 
2012-09-26 03:46:44 AM

Deece: Surely a millionaire could afford some sort of bionic, cocaine-proof septum, no?


or at least a syringe...
 
2012-09-26 03:48:21 AM
LOL James Brown.
 
2012-09-26 03:51:07 AM

poodebunker: At least he became an addict by legitimate means. I hate addicts who don't get there legitimately.


Well, his nose didn't shut it down
 
2012-09-26 03:51:42 AM
d) None of your business.
 
2012-09-26 03:56:29 AM

Hoopy Frood: d) None of your business.


If it's illegal, it's everyone's business.
 
2012-09-26 03:56:46 AM

poodebunker: At least he became an addict by legitimate means. I hate addicts who don't get there legitimately.


....and how does one do it illegitimately? Steal the drugs from your dealer?
 
2012-09-26 04:03:27 AM

Pete_T_Mann: Deece: Surely a millionaire could afford some sort of bionic, cocaine-proof septum, no?

or at least a syringe...


I've heard that the act of cutting lines and snorting them is a big part of the fun.

/although the paranoia sounds nice too.
 
2012-09-26 04:08:10 AM
Septum? Damn near killed him!
 
2012-09-26 04:48:19 AM
Jesus Christ! How the hell does that happen?
 
2012-09-26 04:53:55 AM

Dadoody: The Dalai Lama, when asked what surprised him most about humanity, he said:

"Man.
Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
He is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present;
the result being that he does not live in the present or the future;
he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived."


You know, easy for some old guy trained/raised from childhood to be important and rich, to comment on the behavior of people not chosen trying to do it by themselves. There's no compelling evidence for reincarnation and his whole life is built on a lie and if he had any integrity he'd be on drugs, too.
 
2012-09-26 05:28:43 AM
Paging Stevie Nicks...

Stevie Nicks to the white courtesy line, please... Your ass-istant is ready for you...
 
2012-09-26 05:30:32 AM
Looks like a Dick Tracy character.
 
2012-09-26 05:30:58 AM
Wealth brings happiness
 
2012-09-26 05:44:56 AM

brianbankerus: I've heard that the act of cutting lines and snorting them is a big part of the fun.

/although the paranoia sounds nice too.


Its about as fun as opening up a beer bottle with a lighter. Twice that if you're in a rush, or more likely, a bar bathroom.

The paranoia blows, but that's why god made Valium. It is kind of fun to watch in others, though.
 
2012-09-26 05:54:49 AM
I thumb my nose at him
 
2012-09-26 06:04:18 AM
How does he smell?
 
2012-09-26 06:14:03 AM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Jesus Christ! How the hell does that happen?


Snorting cocaine erodes the septum.
 
2012-09-26 06:15:31 AM

Bob The Nob: How does he smell?


Awful!
 
2012-09-26 06:26:25 AM
What the hell does "more unfortunate" mean?
 
2012-09-26 06:31:35 AM
Couldn't have happened to nicer person.

He was a "Property developer", whatever the hell that means. A parasitical scumbag who happened to be in the right place at the right time, and had the social skills to blab his useless self into some money.
 
2012-09-26 07:06:27 AM

Kriggerel: Paging Stevie Nicks...

Stevie Nicks to the white courtesy line, please... Your ass-istant is ready for you...


CSS time: In the early '80's, I lived in the same apartment complex in Scottsdale, AZ as Stevie Nick's anasthesiologist. He told me about her nose jobs and why she had 'em.
 
2012-09-26 07:24:30 AM
And this is why rich people should have their money taken to let other people spend it, amirite Occupy?
 
2012-09-26 07:33:18 AM
why not mix it with water and drink it?

i'm sure people have done this. after all u can overdose if u swallow bags of cocaine and one opens up.
 
2012-09-26 07:37:51 AM

Onkel Buck: And this is why rich people should have their money taken to let other people spend it, amirite Occupy?


Uh. . . sure. Whatever you say, man. Wake up sheeple, this millionaire in the UK is proof of everything that's wrong with the rich in America.

Oh wait this is a troll. Wow you sure exposed my America-hating liberal tendencies. Everything I believe in has been proven to be wrong. I hate myself now. Waaah. See, I'm a whiner. I also just pissed my pants because I'm liberal.

You can leave now. You just made liberal piss his pants; your mission here is complete.
 
2012-09-26 07:44:30 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Couldn't have happened to nicer person.

He was a "Property developer", whatever the hell that means. A parasitical scumbag who happened to be in the right place at the right time, and had the social skills to blab his useless self into some money.


keep telling yourself that everyone more successful than yourself got their through blind luck. that's a recipe for success in life and love if I've ever heard one.
 
2012-09-26 08:28:03 AM

relcec: Quantum Apostrophe: Couldn't have happened to nicer person.

He was a "Property developer", whatever the hell that means. A parasitical scumbag who happened to be in the right place at the right time, and had the social skills to blab his useless self into some money.

keep telling yourself that everyone more successful than yourself got their through blind luck. that's a recipe for success in life and love if I've ever heard one.


Are you suggesting the coke-head makes good life-decisions that led to prosperity earlier in his life?
 
2012-09-26 08:44:31 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

It's been done before.

/badger
 
2012-09-26 08:46:11 AM
www.billboard.com

RIP James Taylor
 
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