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(Israel National News)   But soft, what line through Nazi Panzer breaks? It is the east, and Stalin will be stunned. Goebbels' poetry, love letters, and fiction goes on sale   (israelnationalnews.com) divider line 12
    More: Weird, Joseph Goebbels, Nazi Panzer, Stalin, nazi war criminals  
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2012-09-25 11:17:26 PM  
4 votes:
There once was a man called Der Führer,
Who wanted his race to be purer.
His panzers advanced,
through the armies of France,
And boy did he create such a furor.
2012-09-26 09:22:44 AM  
3 votes:

priapic_abandon: Panzers rumble over ground.
Stukas overhead.
Blitzkreig shatters resistance.


Panzers on the ground
Panzers on the ground
The Amercan pilots say you look like a fool
with your Panzers on the ground
2012-09-25 10:39:07 PM  
3 votes:
I'm holding out for the auction next SUNDAY-UNDAY-UNDAY
 
WE'RE TURNING THE MEADOWLANDS IS TURNING INTO TO MUD BATH-ATH-ATH! *visual of buxom lass lifting tubetop*
HEAR THE ROAR OF THE AUCTIONEER *vroom sounds*
FEEL THE PAIN OF BIIIIIIIIIIIIIGFOOOOT! NINE MILLION HORSECAWKPOWER! *screeching metal guitar*
IT WILL ROCK ...YOUR FACE OFF *flame sounds*
 
- Auction of histories greatest monster...truck promoter.
2012-09-25 10:12:43 PM  
3 votes:
Roses are red, violets are blue
We need a Final Solution for the Jews

/so sorry
//truly I am
2012-09-26 01:58:09 AM  
2 votes:
Nuremberg Rally!
Jackboots thundering cadence.
Where is the Bear Jew? 


/Burma Shave.
2012-09-26 01:35:39 AM  
2 votes:
Mein eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Reich,
A thousand years, a thousand years, a thousand years Reich,
Where all little children will be blond and blue eyed Gods
and the Semites and the Communists will all be eating sod.
Raise your glass for Hitler and for fraulein Eva too
and don't forget to order Leni on the Pay Per View.

Deutschland!
2012-09-26 01:26:55 PM  
1 votes:
You're my Final Solution
To my lonely heart problem

/I'm so sorry
//No I'm not
2012-09-26 01:23:24 PM  
1 votes:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the Jews.
2012-09-26 10:07:18 AM  
1 votes:
Reinhard Hiedrich was the MAN.
Yes, In Prague he died.
Unter Menschen shot him dead.
2012-09-26 09:41:55 AM  
1 votes:
Unterseeboot dives, "Alarm!".
Escort drops depth charge,
Oil stains ocean, confirm kill.
2012-09-26 08:24:37 AM  
1 votes:
Panzers rumble over ground.
Stukas overhead.
Blitzkreig shatters resistance.
2012-09-26 05:44:44 AM  
1 votes:
When a felon's not engaged in his employment
Or maturing his felonious little plans
His capacity for innocent enjoyment
Is just as great as any honest man's

///G&S got it right
 
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