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(Israel National News)   But soft, what line through Nazi Panzer breaks? It is the east, and Stalin will be stunned. Goebbels' poetry, love letters, and fiction goes on sale   (israelnationalnews.com) divider line 39
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2012-09-25 07:05:04 PM
great headline, mein furher
 
2012-09-25 09:36:13 PM
The original Vogon
 
2012-09-25 09:42:44 PM
*go
 
2012-09-25 10:12:43 PM
Roses are red, violets are blue
We need a Final Solution for the Jews

/so sorry
//truly I am
 
2012-09-25 10:20:07 PM
As a failed artist, this trend concerns me.
 
2012-09-25 10:39:07 PM
I'm holding out for the auction next SUNDAY-UNDAY-UNDAY
 
WE'RE TURNING THE MEADOWLANDS IS TURNING INTO TO MUD BATH-ATH-ATH! *visual of buxom lass lifting tubetop*
HEAR THE ROAR OF THE AUCTIONEER *vroom sounds*
FEEL THE PAIN OF BIIIIIIIIIIIIIGFOOOOT! NINE MILLION HORSECAWKPOWER! *screeching metal guitar*
IT WILL ROCK ...YOUR FACE OFF *flame sounds*
 
- Auction of histories greatest monster...truck promoter.
 
2012-09-25 10:49:08 PM

brap: I'm holding out for the auction next SUNDAY-UNDAY-UNDAY
 
WE'RE TURNING THE MEADOWLANDS IS TURNING INTO TO MUD BATH-ATH-ATH! *visual of buxom lass lifting tubetop*
HEAR THE ROAR OF THE AUCTIONEER *vroom sounds*
FEEL THE PAIN OF BIIIIIIIIIIIIIGFOOOOT! NINE MILLION HORSECAWKPOWER! *screeching metal guitar*
IT WILL ROCK ...YOUR FACE OFF *flame sounds*
 
- Auction of histories greatest monster...truck promoter.


BE THERE
BE THERE
BE THERE
 
2012-09-25 11:17:26 PM
There once was a man called Der Führer,
Who wanted his race to be purer.
His panzers advanced,
through the armies of France,
And boy did he create such a furor.
 
2012-09-26 12:08:24 AM
I hope this is published. Nobody starts out in life with the goal of becoming a hated monster. These writings would be a wonderful insight into that evolution.
 
2012-09-26 12:28:06 AM
That was awesome. well done
 
2012-09-26 12:31:38 AM
Lucky LaRue:

Nobody starts out in life with the goal of becoming a hated monster.

Speak for yourself, buddy.

What I wonder is why he kept this stuff or allowed it to still be out there. What's the good of being head of Minitrue otherwise?

Me? I never wrote bad Romantic pseudo-poetry. Never. All those chicks are liars.
 
2012-09-26 12:36:39 AM
Does it mention falafel?
 
2012-09-26 12:37:30 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-26 12:39:09 AM
I love a good autogodwin.
 
2012-09-26 12:39:42 AM

Lucky LaRue: Nobody starts out in life with the goal of becoming a hated monster.


But when they apply themselves to it, they excel to horrifying levels.
snakkle.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
 
2012-09-26 12:52:45 AM

Lucky LaRue: I hope this is published. Nobody starts out in life with the goal of becoming a hated monster. These writings would be a wonderful insight into that evolution.


I don't understand. Obama's already published.
 
2012-09-26 01:35:39 AM
Mein eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Reich,
A thousand years, a thousand years, a thousand years Reich,
Where all little children will be blond and blue eyed Gods
and the Semites and the Communists will all be eating sod.
Raise your glass for Hitler and for fraulein Eva too
and don't forget to order Leni on the Pay Per View.

Deutschland!
 
2012-09-26 01:58:09 AM
Nuremberg Rally!
Jackboots thundering cadence.
Where is the Bear Jew? 


/Burma Shave.
 
2012-09-26 02:02:17 AM
HOTY candidate, in my humble opinion.
 
2012-09-26 02:32:25 AM
You know what else was fivtion?
 
2012-09-26 05:29:23 AM

TV's Vinnie: Lucky LaRue: Nobody starts out in life with the goal of becoming a hated monster.

But when they apply themselves to it, they excel to horrifying levels.
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It figures that he had the same smarmy look in his eye as all those other assholes in high school. The guys who always had some great idea for making money, and who you could tell would end up running Ponzi schemes.
 
2012-09-26 05:44:44 AM
When a felon's not engaged in his employment
Or maturing his felonious little plans
His capacity for innocent enjoyment
Is just as great as any honest man's

///G&S got it right
 
2012-09-26 07:40:20 AM

Lucky LaRue: I hope this is published. Nobody starts out in life with the goal of becoming a hated monster. These writings would be a wonderful insight into that evolution.


I have a copy of Goebbels diaries 1942-43 (translated by Louis lochner published 1948) 7000 sheets of high quality paper were found in the courtyard of the ministry, water damaged and singed from a failed attempt at destruction. Besides dated entries of the daily happenings of the war, there is also his income stated from '33 on, personal letters from the '20's, details of his first encounters with hitler, etc.. Goebbels ambition was to be a writer, having penned a novel; Michael. Follows by two plays, which no producer would accept. He later became editor of voelkische freiheit (racist freedom). A very interesting read.
 
2012-09-26 07:44:56 AM
Awesome headline! But it wasn't the line breaking through the panzers, right? It was the other way around. Not to pick nits.

Well, OK, to pick nets.
 
2012-09-26 08:20:18 AM
Thanks to this thread I had a dream last night where I had an hour-long, Seinfeld monologue about why we say "Gerbels" instead of "Goebbels."
 
2012-09-26 08:21:37 AM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: Awesome headline! But it wasn't the line breaking through the panzers, right? It was the other way around. Not to pick nits.

Well, OK, to pick nets.


To quote a much funnier and cleverer person than I: "Oh, and by the way, poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no farking sense make"
 
2012-09-26 08:24:37 AM
Panzers rumble over ground.
Stukas overhead.
Blitzkreig shatters resistance.
 
2012-09-26 09:21:22 AM

Lucky LaRue: I hope this is published. Nobody starts out in life with the goal of becoming a hated monster. These writings would be a wonderful insight into that evolution.


These days that evolution is more predictable. It almost always starts with " i just discovered this awesome book called 'Atlas Shrugged' byt the brilliant philosopher name Ayn Rand. Everything she says make so much sense to me, my eyes were really opened..."
 
2012-09-26 09:22:44 AM

priapic_abandon: Panzers rumble over ground.
Stukas overhead.
Blitzkreig shatters resistance.


Panzers on the ground
Panzers on the ground
The Amercan pilots say you look like a fool
with your Panzers on the ground
 
2012-09-26 09:33:16 AM

Ooba Tooba: Lucky LaRue: I hope this is published. Nobody starts out in life with the goal of becoming a hated monster. These writings would be a wonderful insight into that evolution.

I have a copy of Goebbels diaries 1942-43 (translated by Louis lochner published 1948) 7000 sheets of high quality paper were found in the courtyard of the ministry, water damaged and singed from a failed attempt at destruction. Besides dated entries of the daily happenings of the war, there is also his income stated from '33 on, personal letters from the '20's, details of his first encounters with hitler, etc.. Goebbels ambition was to be a writer, having penned a novel; Michael. Follows by two plays, which no producer would accept. He later became editor of voelkische freiheit (racist freedom). A very interesting read.


I picked up a copy of that too at the local senior centers' rummage sale. Got distracted by other books and didn't finish it, but the beginning where they describe finding it was fascinating. Makes you wonder what else in the way of written history went up in smoke or got used for toilet paper in times of privation.
 
2012-09-26 09:41:55 AM
Unterseeboot dives, "Alarm!".
Escort drops depth charge,
Oil stains ocean, confirm kill.
 
2012-09-26 09:51:37 AM
I'm sure he wrote many love letters to Hitler.
 
2012-09-26 09:57:19 AM
www.woohome.com

Snuggie Blitzkrieg FTW!
 
2012-09-26 10:07:18 AM
Reinhard Hiedrich was the MAN.
Yes, In Prague he died.
Unter Menschen shot him dead.
 
2012-09-26 10:36:04 AM
Addicted to opiates, shrieking at staff officers and losing 100,000 men per month on the Eastern Front is no way to go through life, sonn.
 
2012-09-26 11:38:29 AM
Four Stars, subby
 
2012-09-26 01:23:24 PM
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the Jews.
 
2012-09-26 01:25:41 PM
Btw,

You know who else was a failed artist...?
 
2012-09-26 01:26:55 PM
You're my Final Solution
To my lonely heart problem

/I'm so sorry
//No I'm not
 
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