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2012-09-25 06:22:06 PM
W.T.F.
 
2012-09-25 06:47:49 PM
At first I thought "It's Japan. Strange is par for the course." I thought I've seen everything and nothing would surprise me.

I was wrong.

So very wrong.
 
2012-09-25 07:33:08 PM
I say we take off and nuke the entire site for orbit.
 
2012-09-25 08:54:45 PM
The fark, Japan?
 
2012-09-25 08:55:42 PM
Will it improve my lox?
 
2012-09-25 08:56:34 PM
I don't know why, but I've got the "Gentlemen rest your sphincters" quote going through my head.
 
2012-09-25 09:20:48 PM
They look like a bunch of assholes
 
2012-09-25 09:25:44 PM

Introitus: I say we take off and nuke the entire site for orbit.


I think thats what started it.
 
2012-09-25 09:26:14 PM
They could have used you crazy little bastards when a Star trek show was still on TV.
 
2012-09-25 09:33:05 PM
Ink and piercing still OK, then?
Assholes.
On their foreheads.
It's the Japanese equivalent to falling face first into a tackle box, getting a tramp stamp and thinking you're hip, and trendy.
Guess what? You look like you have an anal sphincter on your forehead.

Dupes.
 
2012-09-25 09:35:30 PM
If it was a little deeper it might be pretty useful.

/ah, who am I kidding. That'd work.
 
2012-09-25 09:50:53 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-25 09:55:23 PM
GIS for Japanese Inventions. 

There needs to be a museum.
 
2012-09-25 10:00:59 PM
 
2012-09-25 10:02:40 PM
If someone went and punched them in the forehead would it pop like a zit?
 
2012-09-25 10:12:28 PM
Bagel heads? Well at least they aren't using zippers...
 
2012-09-25 10:12:56 PM
Pheique. Has to be.
 
2012-09-25 10:47:36 PM
dafuq
 
2012-09-25 11:16:55 PM
chicagoist.com
 
2012-09-25 11:18:22 PM
3 people have it! Its a trend assholes, hop to it!
 
2012-09-25 11:18:32 PM
WTF Japan?

Seriously, WTF?
 
2012-09-25 11:18:50 PM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

Hot
 
2012-09-25 11:18:50 PM
Scrotal infusions?

/Really?
 
2012-09-25 11:19:27 PM
oldnewsisexciting.jpg
 
2012-09-25 11:19:56 PM
I wonder if this is the same "latest trends" they had on dark a few months ago.

Clicks on link....

Yup


I have an active life, not on the Internet alot, and even then I still see repeat after repeat
 
2012-09-25 11:20:46 PM
OLD NEWS.
 
2012-09-25 11:21:22 PM
scottpeterson.typepad.com
 
2012-09-25 11:21:42 PM
Pete?
 
2012-09-25 11:23:30 PM
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com
 
2012-09-25 11:25:02 PM
www.virtualassistantatwork.com

You maniacs! You slightly inflated it! Damn you all! Damn you all to hell!
 
2012-09-25 11:25:03 PM

vudukungfu: Ink and piercing still OK, then?
Assholes.
On their foreheads.
It's the Japanese equivalent to falling face first into a tackle box, getting a tramp stamp and thinking you're hip, and trendy.
Guess what? You look like you have an anal sphincter on your forehead.

Dupes.


At least they have a rock to wind a piece of string around.
 
2012-09-25 11:25:17 PM
The Bunhead and it's Au Naturelle, baby!

www.mma-core.com
www.webeengone.com
blacksportsonline.comwww.mmaplayground.com
 
2012-09-25 11:25:26 PM
Joining the chorus of "Yeah, this was interesting several years ago..."

Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2012-09-25 11:26:51 PM
And Subby, I'd like to point out that the term "latest" straight-up states that it's new. This is "latest" in the same vein as Rickrolling.
 
2012-09-25 11:28:41 PM
Japan. Nukes. Y'd you stop at just 2?
 
2012-09-25 11:29:39 PM
Dumbest looking Star Trek Next Generation aliens ever.
 
2012-09-25 11:33:59 PM
First thing that sprang to mind: Fist of the North Star, edging out cream cheese by a deformed forehead.
 
2012-09-25 11:34:54 PM

Ex-Texan: Japan. Nukes. Y'd you stop at just 2?


We got them to stop wearing the Hitler 'staches though.
 
2012-09-25 11:34:58 PM
Are they preparing for a third eye? Otherwise, it doesn't seem to have any cool factor about it.
 
2012-09-25 11:35:42 PM
Yeah, that's attractive.
 
2012-09-25 11:37:15 PM

A Terrible Human: 'Oh sweet buttery bagels - I'm impressed! I look delicious!'

[i.imgur.com image 640x495]


Here's a "Fark safe" one I fabbed, since I was fearful of getting banned for posting profanity. You're welcome to it.

i830.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-25 11:50:04 PM
In Atlanta airport in March I saw a young and fairly hot Japanese chick who was obviously straight off the plane from Japan. She was wearing what looked exactly like one of those cusion hemmoroid donuts around her neck. I thought that was bizzare until I read that article. WTF lol.
 
2012-09-25 11:50:53 PM
madisonconservative.files.wordpress.com

/unimpressed
 
2012-09-25 11:56:14 PM

Intoxoman: In Atlanta airport in March I saw a young and fairly hot Japanese chick who was obviously straight off the plane from Japan. She was wearing what looked exactly like one of those cusion hemmoroid donuts around her neck. I thought that was bizzare until I read that article. WTF lol.


You don't mean a neck pillow by any chance? Because if so...those are really common.
 
2012-09-25 11:57:41 PM
fc06.deviantart.net

Makes me think of a goddam pfhor.
 
2012-09-25 11:59:25 PM
inject saline in your chin. then make an imprint with 2 fingers instead of just one

TADA, its a great place to rest ma ballz, amirite???
 
2012-09-25 11:59:26 PM

TheSneakerWhore: oldnewsisexciting.jpg


Seriously, this has been around for years.

It's stupid, but harmless, and very temporary. Whatever, not my forehead.
 
2012-09-26 12:02:08 AM
One of my predictions has been that people would surgically eliminate their navels as a fashion statement. This bagel-head makes that look utterly reasonable.

Just think of what the cheap Chinese copies will look like. Especially with substitution of obligatory pee-pee and melamine adulterant for saline.
 
2012-09-26 12:03:19 AM
In Japan it's still taboo to get a tatoo. Almost every compamy and onsen resort bans people with tattoos, extreme piercings, and so on. Those that do have work done usually hide it.

Even in the darkest of dark alleys, I haven't seen anyone with these silicone injections. Clearly "trend" means 0.00000025% of the population of Tokyo.
 
2012-09-26 12:08:15 AM
img339.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-26 12:12:59 AM
Body mod people are the worst.
 
2012-09-26 12:13:53 AM
www.technotarek.com
 
2012-09-26 12:14:13 AM

vudukungfu: Assholes.
On their foreheads.


Spare Ass Annie
 
2012-09-26 12:21:51 AM
What's next, face transplants?

www.cafraj.net
 
2012-09-26 12:23:12 AM
I thought this recent invention was the latest crazy trend to come out of Japan.

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2012-09-26 12:26:01 AM
Masterstuff:

At first I thought "It's Japan. Strange is par for the course." I thought I've seen everything and nothing would surprise me.

I was wrong.

So very wrong.


Wait till you see a 57 year old male "lolita" doing it.
 
2012-09-26 12:28:22 AM
i677.photobucket.com

"Amateurs."
 
2012-09-26 12:42:01 AM
Sometimes I think Japan was nuked too hard, sometimes I think it wasn't nuked hard enough.
 
2012-09-26 12:54:25 AM

Masterstuff: At first I thought "It's Japan. Strange is par for the course." I thought I've seen everything and nothing would surprise me.

I was wrong.

So very wrong.


this...
 
2012-09-26 12:58:57 AM

tukatz: Are they preparing for a third eye? Otherwise, it doesn't seem to have any cool factor about it.


Speaking of third eyes, I keep wondering when trepanning will become fashionable in the body modification movement.
 
2012-09-26 01:01:27 AM

eggrolls: [www.technotarek.com image 294x283]


GREEN!
 
2012-09-26 01:06:21 AM
Masterstuff : At first I thought "It's Japan. Strange is par for the course." I thought I've seen everything and nothing would surprise me.

Meh, I saw this on the net a year or three back. I thought they were trying to mimic this.

www.vazcomics.org 

//magatama
 
2012-09-26 01:19:38 AM
minoridiot : Yea! Old news!

Well shiat, that's the thread and I made the same last blade connection back then as well.

// and someone posted Mark Hominick as well, this thread is a glitch in the matrix.
 
2012-09-26 01:26:11 AM
Would be cool if didn't look like shiat
 
2012-09-26 01:28:17 AM

Introitus: I say we take off and nuke the entire site for orbit.


Give me about 20 minutes for my plane to take off and you can do anything you want with Japan.
 
2012-09-26 02:21:36 AM
Eh I'd be more impressed if they stood in buckets and said "bibble"
 
2012-09-26 02:27:20 AM
Bagel? Looks like a donut to me.
 
2012-09-26 03:12:14 AM
Want some cheese on that bagel?
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-26 03:32:11 AM

peeledpeas: Bagel? Looks like a donut to me.


Donut question the bagel!
 
2012-09-26 03:38:01 AM

Abner Doon: Intoxoman: In Atlanta airport in March I saw a young and fairly hot Japanese chick who was obviously straight off the plane from Japan. She was wearing what looked exactly like one of those cusion hemmoroid donuts around her neck. I thought that was bizzare until I read that article. WTF lol.

You don't mean a neck pillow by any chance? Because if so...those are really common.


No, she was wearing it on the airport subway. She looked ridiculous.
 
2012-09-26 03:42:40 AM
static.zoovy.com
 
2012-09-26 04:16:54 AM
Shippo, for your inner furry.

optional: [fc06.deviantart.net image 850x1197]

Makes me think of a goddam pfhor.


That takes me back.
 
2012-09-26 07:02:54 AM
well that's really unatractive
 
2012-09-26 07:49:31 AM

Fano: vudukungfu: Ink and piercing still OK, then?
Assholes.
On their foreheads.
It's the Japanese equivalent to falling face first into a tackle box, getting a tramp stamp and thinking you're hip, and trendy.
Guess what? You look like you have an anal sphincter on your forehead.

Dupes.

At least they have a rock to wind a piece of string around.


and

whither_apophis: Eh I'd be more impressed if they stood in buckets and said "bibble"


These two comments make this thread worthwhile.

/TMBG and Blackadder in one thread? Welcome to favorite green.
 
2012-09-26 08:17:30 AM

thisiszombocom: inject saline in your chin. then make an imprint with 2 fingers instead of just one

TADA, its a great place to rest ma ballz, amirite???


No. Not right.

See, if they were doing this to their chins, then it would be perfect. If you are resting your balls on their forehead, then your dick is laying across their scalp. And that isn't doing anyone any good.

You know what? I apologize. Who am I to tell you what sexual fetish you should enjoy. If you like cock-scalping, then by God, go for it.
 
2012-09-26 08:19:18 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Looks like someone is in need of a good skull-farking.

/You could say, *sunglasses* that my penis would be in her thoughts.
//hehe
 
2012-09-26 08:30:59 AM
I can't believe you people! You know the difference between bagel heads and non-bagel heads? Bagel heads don't care if you're a non-bagel head that's what. These might not be the best examples of bagel heads but you need to see it done by a real bagel head artist! My bagel head is important to me as it is a reminder of a time in my life that I need to be reminded of.
 
2012-09-26 08:33:32 AM
That's it, Japan. Out of the pool. You're not allowed to play with the other kids any more.
 
2012-09-26 11:04:23 AM
Just when I thought the Japanese couldn't get any crazier, it seems they took it as a personal challenge...and proved me wrong.

Time and time again...
 
2012-09-26 11:27:17 AM
New or not, it's pretty stupid.
 
2012-09-26 11:39:57 AM
This should be an easy way for authorities to identify insane people and lock them up before they decide to do something disgusting to someone else.
 
2012-09-26 12:07:06 PM
so in addition to the other finishing moves like "donkey punch" and the "Houdini", we now have the "bagel with cream cheese".
 
2012-09-26 12:27:56 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-26 12:38:36 PM

MythDragon: thisiszombocom: inject saline in your chin. then make an imprint with 2 fingers instead of just one

TADA, its a great place to rest ma ballz, amirite???

No. Not right.

See, if they were doing this to their chins, then it would be perfect. If you are resting your balls on their forehead, then your dick is laying across their scalp. And that isn't doing anyone any good.

You know what? I apologize. Who am I to tell you what sexual fetish you should enjoy. If you like cock-scalping, then by God, go for it.


Might wanna read what you quoted there, ace.
 
2012-09-26 01:34:34 PM

gutter_ca/fl: MythDragon: thisiszombocom: inject saline in your chin. then make an imprint with 2 fingers instead of just one

TADA, its a great place to rest ma ballz, amirite???

No. Not right.

See, if they were doing this to their chins, then it would be perfect. If you are resting your balls on their forehead, then your dick is laying across their scalp. And that isn't doing anyone any good.

You know what? I apologize. Who am I to tell you what sexual fetish you should enjoy. If you like cock-scalping, then by God, go for it.

Might wanna read what you quoted there, ace.


It's okay. I'm a journalist.
 
2012-09-26 11:59:42 PM
Wow! How original! Maybe the next trend will be to cut off their own heads!

i43.photobucket.com
 
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