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2012-09-25 04:07:17 PM  
is there a reason not to?
 
2012-09-25 04:09:17 PM  
EVERYBODY likes boobs
 
2012-09-25 04:14:13 PM  
"Honey, I want to touch your boobs tonight. You'd be denying science if you say no."
 
2012-09-25 04:19:26 PM  
i1151.photobucket.com
...with nipples like battery terminals!

Let's grow some tits in the lab!
 
2012-09-25 04:20:55 PM  
Even gay men like the boobies

insert pic of NPH and Christina Hendricks here


/also if such things as BIE exist EIP
 
2012-09-25 04:56:17 PM  
Well, this sure helps explain Lysa Arryn's kid.
 
2012-09-25 04:57:04 PM  
I figured (and I'm a girl) is that they're warm and soft and probably feel good in the hand. Plus there aren't a lot of 'perfect' boobs in the world -- most are too small, too saggy, too shapeless... so the law of scarcity tells you that a pair of fine, upstanding big 'uns are valuable.
 
2012-09-25 05:03:27 PM  

Chariset: so the law of scarcity tells you that a pair of fine, upstanding big 'uns are valuable


I think they should replace the gold standard.
 
2012-09-25 05:37:05 PM  

Chariset: I figured (and I'm a girl) is that they're warm and soft and probably feel good in the hand. Plus there aren't a lot of 'perfect' boobs in the world -- most are too small, too saggy, too shapeless... so the law of scarcity tells you that a pair of fine, upstanding big 'uns are valuable.


Agrees...

cinemagogue.com
 
2012-09-25 06:56:30 PM  
freeversephotography.com
 
2012-09-25 06:57:44 PM  
The men who watched the women's breasts doing what women's breasts do opted for the smaller-sooner payouts significantly more often then men who watched the pastoral scene.

Sounds like they cashed out... prematurely.
 
2012-09-25 07:05:05 PM  
Strippers have known for ages that men make poor decisions when exposed to breasts.
 
2012-09-25 07:16:08 PM  
FTFA: Women do seem to enjoy the attention, at least at the right moments. When Roy Levin, of the University of Sheffield, and Cindy Meston, of the University of Texas, polled 301 people -- including 153 women -- they found that stimulating the breasts or nipples enhanced sexual arousal in about 82 percent of the women. Nearly 60 percent explicitly asked to have their nipples touched.

Why would a woman ever have to ASK to have her nipples touched? Seriously.
 
2012-09-25 07:19:31 PM  

Chariset: I figured (and I'm a girl) is that they're warm and soft and probably feel good in the hand.


In the hand, on the tongue, in the mouth...

Now if you'll please excuse me... My pants have suddenly become uncomfortable...
 
2012-09-25 07:23:56 PM  
i1156.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-25 07:25:29 PM  
Why does she have 4 ears and 4 eyes?
 
2012-09-25 07:29:51 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: Women do seem to enjoy the attention, at least at the right moments. When Roy Levin, of the University of Sheffield, and Cindy Meston, of the University of Texas, polled 301 people -- including 153 women -- they found that stimulating the breasts or nipples enhanced sexual arousal in about 82 percent of the women. Nearly 60 percent explicitly asked to have their nipples touched.

Why would a woman ever have to ASK to have her nipples touched? Seriously.


I think that assumes they would ask, not that they have to.
 
2012-09-25 07:33:59 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Why does she have 4 ears and 4 eyes?


Because anime (her animal familiar is a shiba inu) and because she stole Perrine's glasses.
 
2012-09-25 07:34:38 PM  

GAT_00: Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: Women do seem to enjoy the attention, at least at the right moments. When Roy Levin, of the University of Sheffield, and Cindy Meston, of the University of Texas, polled 301 people -- including 153 women -- they found that stimulating the breasts or nipples enhanced sexual arousal in about 82 percent of the women. Nearly 60 percent explicitly asked to have their nipples touched.

Why would a woman ever have to ASK to have her nipples touched? Seriously.

I think that assumes they would ask, not that they have to.


I'm thinking they had to instruct somebody in the right way to touch them. Don't honk them or turn them like radio dials you clowns.

Also - good headlightsline subs.
 
2012-09-25 07:37:45 PM  

AbbeySomeone: GAT_00: Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: Women do seem to enjoy the attention, at least at the right moments. When Roy Levin, of the University of Sheffield, and Cindy Meston, of the University of Texas, polled 301 people -- including 153 women -- they found that stimulating the breasts or nipples enhanced sexual arousal in about 82 percent of the women. Nearly 60 percent explicitly asked to have their nipples touched.

Why would a woman ever have to ASK to have her nipples touched? Seriously.

I think that assumes they would ask, not that they have to.

I'm thinking they had to instruct somebody in the right way to touch them. Don't honk them or turn them like radio dials you clowns.

Also - good headlightsline subs.


You treat them as scratch and sniff spots, right?
 
2012-09-25 07:39:20 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: Women do seem to enjoy the attention, at least at the right moments. When Roy Levin, of the University of Sheffield, and Cindy Meston, of the University of Texas, polled 301 people -- including 153 women -- they found that stimulating the breasts or nipples enhanced sexual arousal in about 82 percent of the women. Nearly 60 percent explicitly asked to have their nipples touched.

Why would a woman ever have to ASK to have her nipples touched? Seriously.



When you want someone that is doing door-to-door polling to touch your nipples you just have to put it out there and explicitly ask to your nipples touched.
 
2012-09-25 08:19:11 PM  

Chariset: most are too small, too saggy, too shapeless


Bunk. If female breasts are in my hand or mouth, they are by definition perfect.
 
2012-09-25 08:20:58 PM  
This entire article is giving me the weirdest boner. And its a science article being written by two guys, which is taking the weirdness to a whole other level.
 
2012-09-25 08:25:57 PM  
I've spoken to gay guys and straight women who love boobies. Go find a straight guy or a lesbian who loves the cock. Boobies are universal.
 
2012-09-25 08:33:35 PM  
TFA never answered the question, "Why do men like boobs?" Most of it talked about why women like to have their breasts stimulated.
 
2012-09-25 08:49:12 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: TFA never answered the question, "Why do men like boobs?" Most of it talked about why women like to have their breasts stimulated.


That's why we like them.
 
2012-09-25 08:49:26 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: TFA never answered the question, "Why do men like boobs?" Most of it talked about why women like to have their breasts stimulated.


And this is somehow bad because...........
 
2012-09-25 09:08:06 PM  

Somacandra: BarkingUnicorn: TFA never answered the question, "Why do men like boobs?" Most of it talked about why women like to have their breasts stimulated.

And this is somehow bad because...........


It's part of the larger question, which is "Why are breasts sex organs for humans when they aren't for other animals?"
 
2012-09-25 09:11:01 PM  
Well... According to my former boss, who was 73-years-old at the time.

"You put your penis between them and it's like you're f*cking a vagina!"

Yeah, my jaw dropped and I laughed for about a week.

Imagine the voice of a 2-pack-a-day septuagenarian saying that to you in the middle of a work day, totally out of the blue.

/Of course he was drunk!
 
2012-09-25 09:13:30 PM  
Because they're awesome!
 
2012-09-25 09:15:14 PM  
Words fail. This could have been answered with pics
 
2012-09-25 09:16:47 PM  
I had such high hopes for this thread.
 
2012-09-25 09:18:03 PM  
Breast cleavage looks like arse cleavage, and primates love arse.
 
2012-09-25 09:18:09 PM  
do ya like boobs alot?
yes I like boobs alot!
 
2012-09-25 09:18:30 PM  

Trivia Jockey: Chariset: so the law of scarcity tells you that a pair of fine, upstanding big 'uns are valuable

I think they should replace the gold standard.


Great Idea - Then I would be part of the 1%

Champagne dreams & caviar wishes!
 
2012-09-25 09:18:59 PM  
I can't believe the article didn't include a helpful pic of what boobs might look like. Where is the world coming to? Internet news articles, I thought I knew you!
 
2012-09-25 09:19:57 PM  

Chariset: Somacandra: BarkingUnicorn: TFA never answered the question, "Why do men like boobs?" Most of it talked about why women like to have their breasts stimulated.

And this is somehow bad because...........

It's part of the larger question, which is "Why are breasts sex organs for humans when they aren't for other animals?"


you know why. it's because they are sexualized. our behavior is learned. society impresses judgement upon us. few are able to think for themselves. those that do walk around in daily amazement of all the fools they are surrounded by.

if i was a woman with nice breasts i think i would use them like a coupon. free slice of pizza. free coke. hey, gas pump guy? you like these? you want to play with these? well, i want 15 gallons of 93 octane, know what i mean?
 
2012-09-25 09:21:01 PM  
Fark...why have you forsaken me?
 
2012-09-25 09:21:37 PM  
Case in counterpoint:

I wouldn't open this at work.
 
2012-09-25 09:22:37 PM  
And yet not a single arrousing picture arose?
 
2012-09-25 09:23:30 PM  
we'll start making bad decisions (and not just to eat at Hooters).

BS. They have good wings.
 
2012-09-25 09:23:54 PM  
we need a why?
 
2012-09-25 09:23:58 PM  
Here cums the science?
 
2012-09-25 09:24:37 PM  
Not sure I understand the fascination.
www.thearchnemesis.com
 
2012-09-25 09:25:07 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: TFA never answered the question, "Why do men like boobs?" Most of it talked about why women like to have their breasts stimulated.


Because TITS that's why.
 
2012-09-25 09:26:09 PM  
why do I like boobs? I don't know, why do you care?
 
2012-09-25 09:26:28 PM  
"Why men like boobs. Hey pal, the science is up HERE"

There is probably some science in the book or their papers, but there was no science in the article. Just a bunch of speculation not backed up by anything. I am sure their papers do better.
 
2012-09-25 09:26:30 PM  
Can't understand why they green these threads, when some of us who contributed to these threads they have been banned or blocked.
 
2012-09-25 09:29:57 PM  
Can you imagine what a grey, boring world it would be if men *didn't* love the boobies?
 
2012-09-25 09:30:33 PM  
Because they have them and we don't, and they feel just so damn good. They are so succulent!
 
2012-09-25 09:30:39 PM  
I'm pretty sure everyone likes boobs, that's why they were invented. Also, is BIE a real thing? EIP

/please and thanks
 
2012-09-25 09:32:05 PM  

desertfool: Can't understand why they green these threads, when some of us who contributed to these threads they have been banned or blocked.


Because it's not about the community, it's about the machine.
 
2012-09-25 09:32:17 PM  

Mugato: I've spoken to gay guys and straight women who love boobies. Go find a straight guy or a lesbian who loves the cock. Boobies are universal.


The article failed to address this, but if the bonding associated with a baby's nursing is the reason boobs are teh ossum, it follows that both genders and all orientations would share in the fun.
 
2012-09-25 09:32:28 PM  
Meh. Boobs are by far the most over rated body part in modern history.
 
2012-09-25 09:33:29 PM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Case in counterpoint:

I wouldn't open this at work.


WTF? No tits, no ass, no hips. I guess she's pretty enough, but damn, there's not much to like there.
 
2012-09-25 09:35:42 PM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Case in counterpoint:

I wouldn't open this at work.


Thats a guy isn't it, you son of a biatch.
 
2012-09-25 09:36:15 PM  
breast thread and no pics? boo
 
2012-09-25 09:36:48 PM  
www.nicefunnyjokes.com
 
2012-09-25 09:39:19 PM  
Boobs are awesome because they are shaped like boobs and they have nipples attached to them. Also, when the boob starts coming out, I think in many cases we associate it with sex (and euphoria/gratification) right away, even when it's unrelated, at least on the subconscious level. At least I do.

/If you're washing the dishes with a beautiful rack just hanging there unattended, I want at em, whether you're in the mood or not
//Last ex was a trooper :D
 
2012-09-25 09:39:29 PM  
The men who watched the women's breasts doing what women's breasts do opted for the smaller-sooner payouts significantly more often then men who watched the pastoral scene.

...sigh...
 
2012-09-25 09:40:20 PM  
"They're fun."
 
2012-09-25 09:40:31 PM  
You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it... and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it? That's when you know she's a ho. Fo sho.
 
2012-09-25 09:41:10 PM  

desertfool: Can't understand why they green these threads, when some of us who contributed to these threads they have been banned or blocked.



lol, I must have been banned 20 times in threads like these.

/All threads have titty potential, this thread doesnt quite have that vibe
 
2012-09-25 09:42:01 PM  
Because the first one he ever saw was bigger than his head and it was COMIN' RIGHT AT HIM!
 
2012-09-25 09:42:50 PM  
If they can explain, or even find, men that don't like boobs I will be impressed...

58008
 
2012-09-25 09:44:29 PM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Case in counterpoint:

I wouldn't open this at work.


First I was like
www.yourcelebritystuff.com

Then I
surftweeters.com
 
2012-09-25 09:45:07 PM  
www.xtremesystems.org
 
2012-09-25 09:46:34 PM  
Ron White: I got in last night, and some guys wanted to take me to a topless bar. I didn't want to go,
Ron White: but I ended up going, cause you guys will back me up on this, you've seen one woman nekid... you wanna see the rest of them nekid! It can be an old biker chick, you know, they're gonna hang down to here. 'Wanna see me nekid?' Yeah, I do!
Ron White: All right, roll 'em back up now! I've seen enough.

Ron White: Things that make you go buhhhh!
 
2012-09-25 09:47:06 PM  

roflmaonow: The Jami Turman Fan Club: Case in counterpoint:

I wouldn't open this at work.

Thats a guy isn't it, you son of a biatch.


Heh.
 
2012-09-25 09:48:17 PM  
Read this headline in Jim Gaffigan's voice, +1 Subs
 
2012-09-25 09:48:20 PM  
I'll... uh be in my bunk with Mrs. Smurf and her bigguns.
 
2012-09-25 09:49:02 PM  
*SIGH*

A potential boob thread, and I'm stuck at the public service desk all night...
 
2012-09-25 09:49:34 PM  

marius2: Read this headline in Jim Gaffigan's voice, +1 Subs


Titty sprinkles.

/Mr. Freeman always wins
 
2012-09-25 09:49:51 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Meh. Boobs are by far the most over rated body part in modern history.


cdn.chud.com 

Found this while searching:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-25 09:50:03 PM  
 
2012-09-25 09:50:06 PM  
I've heard the legend of BIE, but a previous comment was spot on. The vibe just isn't with this thread.

EIP anyway though!
 
2012-09-25 09:50:20 PM  

oldfarthenry: ...with nipples like battery terminals!

Let's grow some tits in the lab!


I still miss that show.

/tits!
 
2012-09-25 09:51:13 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-25 09:51:24 PM  
 
2012-09-25 09:51:57 PM  
In humans, goes the argument, breasts became larger to mimic the contours of a woman's rear.

Spot on.

/Especially when the ex had a boil on each ass cheek.
 
2012-09-25 09:54:25 PM  

Mr. Potatoass: In humans, goes the argument, breasts became larger to mimic the contours of a woman's rear.

Spot on.

/Especially when the ex had a boil on each ass cheek.


If women had nipples on their butt cheeks, more men would slow dance.
 
2012-09-25 09:54:34 PM  
imageshack.us

Now that I have your attention...
 
2012-09-25 09:54:39 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Ya gotta ask- ya too g-damned stupid to live.
 
2012-09-25 09:54:59 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: Women do seem to enjoy the attention, at least at the right moments. When Roy Levin, of the University of Sheffield, and Cindy Meston, of the University of Texas, polled 301 people -- including 153 women -- they found that stimulating the breasts or nipples enhanced sexual arousal in about 82 percent of the women. Nearly 60 percent explicitly asked to have their nipples touched.

Why would a woman ever have to ASK to have her nipples touched? Seriously.


Most of the time they ask me NOT to touch them...usually quickly followed up with 'who the hell are you?!?'
 
2012-09-25 09:55:35 PM  
If you like readheads, you're in for a treat.

Do not click this link at work.
Or this.
Not this one either.
 
2012-09-25 09:56:45 PM  
This one is a dead ringer for Natalie Portman. NSFW
 
2012-09-25 09:56:55 PM  

Mugato: I've spoken to gay guys and straight women who love boobies. Go find a straight guy or a lesbian who loves the cock. Boobies are universal.


Many guys - heterosexual guys, in fact - love the cock - if - the bearer is also sporting boobies.

/Or at least... uh... so I've heard.
//Have no first hand knowledge, of course.
 
2012-09-25 09:57:23 PM  
Interesting use of color in these two images.
NSFW
NSFW
 
2012-09-25 09:58:17 PM  
Dignified (NSFW)
 
2012-09-25 09:59:00 PM  
Opposite of dignified, but hot as fark (and NSFW).
 
2012-09-25 09:59:05 PM  
So joke all you want, but our fascination with your breasts, far from being creepy, is an unconscious evolutionary drive prompting us to activate powerful bonding circuits that help create a loving, nurturing bond.

Well, alright then.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-25 09:59:10 PM  

Mugato: I've spoken to gay guys and straight women who love boobies. Go find a straight guy or a lesbian who loves the cock. Boobies are universal.


Well, boobies are a source of nourishment for all babies regardless of gender, so no surprise.
 
2012-09-25 09:59:14 PM  

MBooda: [www.xtremesystems.org image 350x560]


She's been doing the same stupid dance for eleven years. (She used to be cute. Now she's just sad.)
 
2012-09-25 09:59:43 PM  
Contrast the two similar NSFW images:
NSFW
NSFW
 
2012-09-25 10:00:37 PM  
And with this one, you may find Chris Hansen knocking on your door.
Legal, but NSFW.
 
2012-09-25 10:00:59 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Meh. Boobs are by far the most over rated body part in modern history.


One of my finds for most awesome body part giscdn2.mamapop.com
 
2012-09-25 10:02:46 PM  
Nearly 60 percent explicitly asked to have their nipples touched.

They shouldn't have to ask. What is this world coming to?

suck, bite, lick. This is very simple.
 
2012-09-25 10:03:22 PM  
The following is 100% premium breast meat. No filler.
www.hollywoodtuna.com
 
2012-09-25 10:05:10 PM  
Can't this all just be answered with estrogen? The more estrogen a woman has, the more men are attracted to her (petite facial features, large breasts, etc).

Doesn't more estrogen = more child bearing ability, or something like that?
 
2012-09-25 10:05:14 PM  

eggrolls: Can you imagine what a grey, boring world it would be if men *didn't* love the boobies?


Next you'll have us believe there's gonna be a bacon shortage . . .
 
2012-09-25 10:06:19 PM  

D_Evans45: desertfool: Can't understand why they green these threads, when some of us who contributed to these threads they have been banned or blocked.


lol, I must have been banned 20 times in threads like these.

/All threads have titty potential, this thread doesnt quite have that vibe


Crow tastes funny, donnit?
 
2012-09-25 10:07:20 PM  
I don't think the guys who wrote this are heterosexual.
 
2012-09-25 10:09:54 PM  
although more of a leg and ass guy....
bie?
eip

i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-25 10:10:29 PM  
Did not Mr. Tim Minchin state a hypothesis regarding this subject?
 
2012-09-25 10:10:45 PM  
3.cdn.tapcdn.com
 
2012-09-25 10:12:08 PM  
27.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-25 10:13:18 PM  
lh5.ggpht.com
 
2012-09-25 10:13:22 PM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: And with this one, you may find Chris Hansen knocking on your door.
Legal, but NSFW.


But the intent is there...
 
2012-09-25 10:13:35 PM  
Man, I've missed threads like this on The New Fark.

/Bring back the Boobies tab!
 
2012-09-25 10:16:04 PM  

e lo: Man, I've missed threads like this on The New Fark.

/Bring back the Boobies tab!


foobies.com?
 
2012-09-25 10:19:18 PM  
I know where your eyes are, I just don't want to cum all over them.
 
2012-09-25 10:22:40 PM  
My sister and sister in law years back participated in the breast awareness walk,20 miles 3 days.
I asked ,could I bring anything down? They said yes..Motrins..So I was handing out Motrins like candy.

// My favorite shirt....Save these.
 
2012-09-25 10:23:42 PM  
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-25 10:25:12 PM  

W.C.fields forever: My sister and sister in law years back participated in the breast awareness walk,20 miles 3 days.
I asked ,could I bring anything down? They said yes..Motrins..So I was handing out Motrins like candy.

// My favorite shirt....Save these.


It took her twenty miles and three days of walking just to be aware of breasts? Does she have a thing for guys that like cheap beer by any chance?
 
2012-09-25 10:25:58 PM  
http://stuffincleavage.com/
 
2012-09-25 10:26:03 PM  
I wonder if the men in the Amazon and Papua New Guinea are as breast-enamored as we are. I don't think they are, otherwise they'd be walking around with boners 24/7. You don't see them going crazy over those saggy jungle milkbags on the National Geographic channel.

I think the reason men love boobies so much in modern civilization is because women cover them up. They're the forbidden fruit. They're only exposed in moments of intimacy, and therefore we find them arousing. I bet if women kept their breasts regularly exposed, most men would eventually become desensitized to them. Keep in mind, it might take a considerable amount of time for desensitization to occur. I surmise that maximizing the duration and frequency of mammary exposure is the surest method toward rapid desensitization. Therefore I encourage as many women as possible to participate in this grand social experiment.

FOR SCIENCE
 
2012-09-25 10:26:49 PM  

clowncar on fire: Boobies thread, man. Just let it go.


Exactly.

crow202.org
crow202.org
 
2012-09-25 10:27:19 PM  
BIE? EIP!
 
2012-09-25 10:28:52 PM  

rocketpants: I wonder if the men in the Amazon and Papua New Guinea are as breast-enamored as we are. I don't think they are, otherwise they'd be walking around with boners 24/7. You don't see them going crazy over those saggy jungle milkbags on the National Geographic channel.

I think the reason men love boobies so much in modern civilization is because women cover them up. They're the forbidden fruit. They're only exposed in moments of intimacy, and therefore we find them arousing. I bet if women kept their breasts regularly exposed, most men would eventually become desensitized to them. Keep in mind, it might take a considerable amount of time for desensitization to occur. I surmise that maximizing the duration and frequency of mammary exposure is the surest method toward rapid desensitization. Therefore I encourage as many women as possible to participate in this grand social experiment.

FOR SCIENCE


Marriage is the rapidest for of desensitization I know of.
 
2012-09-25 10:29:49 PM  
Although I did find this handy chart to be quite illuminating.

graphjam.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-25 10:31:44 PM  
When it rains, it pours, huh?

A very nice NSFW pair.
 
2012-09-25 10:33:03 PM  
i.imgur.com

Apparently the women at LSU like 'em too!
 
2012-09-25 10:33:04 PM  
The ones that are going places are more popular than the ones that just hang around all day.
 
2012-09-25 10:33:54 PM  

rocketpants: I
I think the reason men love boobies so much in modern civilization is because women cover them up.


If they weren't covered up, everyone would pretty quickly see how many were being held up to a certain level only by bras. Then we might see if large ones that resemble hanging sacks are more popular that medium sized jiggly perky ones as they seem to be in modern America. Also, nipple attractiveness would be held up to more scrutiny.
 
2012-09-25 10:34:38 PM  
I think this just became my favorite thread of the day...

/ NOT a bookmark
 
2012-09-25 10:36:00 PM  

clowncar on fire: rocketpants: I wonder if the men in the Amazon and Papua New Guinea are as breast-enamored as we are. I don't think they are, otherwise they'd be walking around with boners 24/7. You don't see them going crazy over those saggy jungle milkbags on the National Geographic channel.

I think the reason men love boobies so much in modern civilization is because women cover them up. They're the forbidden fruit. They're only exposed in moments of intimacy, and therefore we find them arousing. I bet if women kept their breasts regularly exposed, most men would eventually become desensitized to them. Keep in mind, it might take a considerable amount of time for desensitization to occur. I surmise that maximizing the duration and frequency of mammary exposure is the surest method toward rapid desensitization. Therefore I encourage as many women as possible to participate in this grand social experiment.

FOR SCIENCE

Marriage is the rapidest for of desensitization I know of.


Having been with my wife for 13 years, I assure you this is not always the case. Then again, I'm an insatiable horndog.
 
2012-09-25 10:36:11 PM  

clowncar on fire: W.C.fields forever: My sister and sister in law years back participated in the breast awareness walk,20 miles 3 days.
I asked ,could I bring anything down? They said yes..Motrins..So I was handing out Motrins like candy.

// My favorite shirt....Save these.

It took her twenty miles and three days of walking just to be aware of breasts? Does she have a thing for guys that like cheap beer by any chance?


No.. clown ..no....My mistake for bringing my sister into a boobies thread.

/runs and ducks...
 
2012-09-25 10:37:52 PM  
And I'm officially hot for teacher, after seeing these.

NSFW1 NSFW2

/Joanne Salley
 
2012-09-25 10:40:16 PM  
NSFW, as a possible example of quality over quantity.
 
2012-09-25 10:41:00 PM  
And quantity:

i.imgur.com

Heh heh, quantitty
 
2012-09-25 10:42:04 PM  
www.girlswithslingshots.com
 
2012-09-25 10:42:05 PM  

rocketpants: clowncar on fire: rocketpants: I wonder if the men in the Amazon and Papua New Guinea are as breast-enamored as we are. I don't think they are, otherwise they'd be walking around with boners 24/7. You don't see them going crazy over those saggy jungle milkbags on the National Geographic channel.

I think the reason men love boobies so much in modern civilization is because women cover them up. They're the forbidden fruit. They're only exposed in moments of intimacy, and therefore we find them arousing. I bet if women kept their breasts regularly exposed, most men would eventually become desensitized to them. Keep in mind, it might take a considerable amount of time for desensitization to occur. I surmise that maximizing the duration and frequency of mammary exposure is the surest method toward rapid desensitization. Therefore I encourage as many women as possible to participate in this grand social experiment.

FOR SCIENCE

Marriage is the rapidest for of desensitization I know of.

Having been with my wife for 13 years, I assure you this is not always the case. Then again, I'm an insatiable horndog.


I was about to comment something similar. My husband was in the bathroom with me this morning as I was getting ready to take a shower (he works nights, we don't get a lot of time together). I'm venting to him about the kids keeping me up all night AS I'm taking my shirt off. His next words were pretty much "Sorry babe, having a hard time paying attention to what you're saying."
We've been married 6 years, together close to 8 years. My boobs apparently rock even after having nursed two babies.
 
2012-09-25 10:42:31 PM  
 
2012-09-25 10:43:59 PM  

rocketpants: clowncar on fire: rocketpants: I wonder if the men in the Amazon and Papua New Guinea are as breast-enamored as we are. I don't think they are, otherwise they'd be walking around with boners 24/7. You don't see them going crazy over those saggy jungle milkbags on the National Geographic channel.

I think the reason men love boobies so much in modern civilization is because women cover them up. They're the forbidden fruit. They're only exposed in moments of intimacy, and therefore we find them arousing. I bet if women kept their breasts regularly exposed, most men would eventually become desensitized to them. Keep in mind, it might take a considerable amount of time for desensitization to occur. I surmise that maximizing the duration and frequency of mammary exposure is the surest method toward rapid desensitization. Therefore I encourage as many women as possible to participate in this grand social experiment.

FOR SCIENCE

Marriage is the rapidest for of desensitization I know of.

Having been with my wife for 13 years, I assure you this is not always the case. Then again, I'm an insatiable horndog.


Dude. I'm detecting lots of love for the wife and i'd be a liar saying I wasn't proud of you for not admitting so. Been with mine for nearly twenty and could not be much happier.

Tits aside- it's the woman in your life (or significant other) that really means something.
 
2012-09-25 10:44:54 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Another one that's NSFW


10/10 what knees?
 
2012-09-25 10:46:53 PM  

jeaux65: I was about to comment something similar. My husband was in the bathroom with me this morning as I was getting ready to take a shower (he works nights, we don't get a lot of time together). I'm venting to him about the kids keeping me up all night AS I'm taking my shirt off. His next words were pretty much "Sorry babe, having a hard time paying attention to what you're saying."
We've been married 6 years, together close to 8 years. My boobs apparently rock even after having nursed two babies.


So, let me start with the obligatory demand for proof in photographic form.

Now that that's done... my girlfriend occasionally has that problem. She'l be trying to tell me something while she's changing and I'm not paying any attention to her words at all. I try to tell her it's her own fault for being sexy, but I don't think she entirely believes me.
 
2012-09-25 10:46:55 PM  
Breasts are a beautiful thing. Everyone loves breasts. They're pretty to look at, they're soft...Didn't really need science to figure that one out.
 
2012-09-25 10:48:01 PM  

clowncar on fire: I May Be Crazy But...: Another one that's NSFW

10/10 what knees?


Damn straight.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-25 10:48:45 PM  
NSFW, but only just barely.
 
2012-09-25 10:50:48 PM  

clowncar on fire: I May Be Crazy But...: Another one that's NSFW

10/10 what knees?


Oh, and a Google search says she might be Tiffany Thompson.

i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-25 10:51:22 PM  
(deleted: Referenced deleted comment) someone care to explain what this means? I've been far more offensive in the past. Who's doing this?
 
2012-09-25 10:51:28 PM  
This study must apply only to cultures where breasts are restricted from view. I would imagine in the primitive, "National Geographic", tribes that breasts are not viewed with the same feelings described in this thread. This is just a random thought.Since I left the jungle decades ago,I'm back to the boobie pics.
 
2012-09-25 10:52:27 PM  

AbbeySomeone: I'm thinking they had to instruct somebody in the right way to touch them. Don't honk them or turn them like radio dials you clowns.

Also - good headlightsline subs.


I found that if I get my wife really hot and bothered, I am then allowed to turn them like radio dials to great effect. If she's not good n' horny, not so much.
 
2012-09-25 10:53:10 PM  
i.imgur.com

And I have to leave pretty soon, so let me just say that I'm interested in BIE, if any farkettes are in a sharing mood!

How(NSFW) you ask? EIP!
 
2012-09-25 10:53:28 PM  
I just don't no what to say, my mind is going in so many directions.
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-25 10:54:31 PM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-25 10:55:07 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: This study must apply only to cultures where breasts are restricted from view. I would imagine in the primitive, "National Geographic", tribes that breasts are not viewed with the same feelings described in this thread. This is just a random thought.Since I left the jungle decades ago,I'm back to the boobie pics.


Breasts in National Geographic are 1. not hot. they either sag or are too pointy. 2. on woman far too away for us to really concern ourselves with 3 Boobs in general, rock. Sorry if the primmitives are too dumb to appreciate them.
 
2012-09-25 10:55:09 PM  
I think half the fun of boobies is finding out what kind of nips those orbs are sporting.
You never know, puffys, size of a dinner plate, pencil erasers, smooth areola, bumpy?
/don't like dinner plates
 
2012-09-25 10:56:44 PM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-25 10:57:13 PM  
Okay, one last.

i.imgur.com

Then I (Te)bow out.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-25 10:58:35 PM  

cig-mkr: I think half the fun of boobies is finding out what kind of nips those orbs are sporting.
You never know, puffys, size of a dinner plate, pencil erasers, smooth areola, bumpy?
/don't like dinner plates


You have a good point there :)

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Hmm, getting hotter in here.
 
2012-09-25 11:01:08 PM  
NSFW? awful cute though
 
2012-09-25 11:03:45 PM  
The perfect nipple
NSFW
Link
 
2012-09-25 11:04:15 PM  
 
2012-09-25 11:05:01 PM  

clowncar on fire: rocketpants: clowncar on fire: rocketpants: I wonder if the men in the Amazon and Papua New Guinea are as breast-enamored as we are. I don't think they are, otherwise they'd be walking around with boners 24/7. You don't see them going crazy over those saggy jungle milkbags on the National Geographic channel.

I think the reason men love boobies so much in modern civilization is because women cover them up. They're the forbidden fruit. They're only exposed in moments of intimacy, and therefore we find them arousing. I bet if women kept their breasts regularly exposed, most men would eventually become desensitized to them. Keep in mind, it might take a considerable amount of time for desensitization to occur. I surmise that maximizing the duration and frequency of mammary exposure is the surest method toward rapid desensitization. Therefore I encourage as many women as possible to participate in this grand social experiment.

FOR SCIENCE

Marriage is the rapidest for of desensitization I know of.

Having been with my wife for 13 years, I assure you this is not always the case. Then again, I'm an insatiable horndog.

Dude. I'm detecting lots of love for the wife and i'd be a liar saying I wasn't proud of you for not admitting so. Been with mine for nearly twenty and could not be much happier.

Tits aside- it's the woman in your life (or significant other) that really means something.


You speak the truth. She's the mother of my three sons, and I love her with all my heart. I honestly don't think I could make it through life without her and those fluffy milk pillows.
 
2012-09-25 11:09:34 PM  
You are so going to thank me for this link:

100% NSFW


You are welcome.
 
2012-09-25 11:09:34 PM  

Omahawg: sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net


Oh my, I'm love any clue on who this is is?
 
2012-09-25 11:10:52 PM  

rocketpants: I wonder if the men in the Amazon and Papua New Guinea are as breast-enamored as we are. I don't think they are, otherwise they'd be walking around with boners 24/7. You don't see them going crazy over those saggy jungle milkbags on the National Geographic channel.

I think the reason men love boobies so much in modern civilization is because women cover them up. They're the forbidden fruit. They're only exposed in moments of intimacy, and therefore we find them arousing. I bet if women kept their breasts regularly exposed, most men would eventually become desensitized to them. Keep in mind, it might take a considerable amount of time for desensitization to occur. I surmise that maximizing the duration and frequency of mammary exposure is the surest method toward rapid desensitization. Therefore I encourage as many women as possible to participate in this grand social experiment.

FOR SCIENCE


In the west, women do not cover their faces. I have never tired of looking at the faces of attractive women, and I don't think I ever will. I don't think I would ever get tired of looking at nice breasts either.
 
2012-09-25 11:10:53 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x508]

Oh my, I'm love any clue on who this is is?


nope. sure wish I did though :)
 
2012-09-25 11:11:41 PM  
Isn't it amazing that women can and will flaunt them, enlarge them, tease with them, show cleavage, bounce them, BUT if you are at work and dare say anything............
 
2012-09-25 11:13:28 PM  

Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x508]

Oh my, I'm love any clue on who this is is?

nope. sure wish I did though :)


She looks so like an actress in idie films but I can't think of her name either.
 
2012-09-25 11:13:57 PM  
crow202.org
I think she'd have difficulty moving around without having a Wardrobe Malfunction.

crow202.org
Yay for blondes in lingerie!
 
2012-09-25 11:14:33 PM  
i47.servimg.com
 
2012-09-25 11:15:17 PM  

ggecko: You are so going to thank me for this link:

100% NSFW


You are welcome.


That was refreshing, naked women posing without winking the brown eye and vertical taco.
Thanks
 
2012-09-25 11:15:30 PM  
I'd like to see this study repeated in tribal societies where naked boobs are the norm.
 
2012-09-25 11:17:17 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-25 11:17:25 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x508]

Oh my, I'm love any clue on who this is is?

nope. sure wish I did though :)

She looks so like an actress in idie films but I can't think of her name either.


all i could find
 
2012-09-25 11:18:28 PM  

cig-mkr: Isn't it amazing that women can and will flaunt them, enlarge them, tease with them, show cleavage, bounce them, BUT if you are at work and dare say anything............


Get yourself a job in a strip joint; you'll never get a complaint.
 
2012-09-25 11:18:31 PM  
Link (PNSFW)
 
2012-09-25 11:18:34 PM  
Ok, nobody's answered the question yet, so I will.

Men like boobs because they are sexual decorations, which communicate several important things to a man. Remember that for most of human existence, people were ignorant illiterates. How is some ignorant illiterate caveman supposed to figure out who to have sex with? Breasts tell a man that:

1. You are looking at a woman, and not a man.
2. You are looking at a woman, and not a child.
3. If the breasts are still firm, you are looking at a young woman who is still fertile, and not an old woman who can't have children.

If you're going to successfully pass your genes on, you can't be wasting your time chasing after 8 year olds or 50 year olds, you want to go after young women.
 
2012-09-25 11:18:46 PM  
Here is a waitress at the local Waffle House
NSFW
You will thank me too...
Link
 
2012-09-25 11:18:47 PM  

Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x508]

Oh my, I'm love any clue on who this is is?

nope. sure wish I did though :)


Link
 
2012-09-25 11:19:29 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-09-25 11:21:22 PM  

Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x508]

Oh my, I'm love any clue on who this is is?

nope. sure wish I did though :)

She looks so like an actress in idie films but I can't think of her name either.

all i could find


Well hell she is an actress in indie films and I've seen her nude scenes but can't remember the movie, crap.
 
2012-09-25 11:22:05 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x508]

Oh my, I'm love any clue on who this is is?

nope. sure wish I did though :)

She looks so like an actress in idie films but I can't think of her name either.

all i could find

Well hell she is an actress in indie films and I've seen her nude scenes but can't remember the movie, crap.


that's why we can't have nice things. because of maggie's memory :(
 
2012-09-25 11:23:51 PM  
How many times have we seen a man talking to a curvaceous woman only to have her point to her own eyes and say "Hey, buddy, up here!"?

Never.
 
2012-09-25 11:25:07 PM  

Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x508]

Oh my, I'm love any clue on who this is is?

nope. sure wish I did though :)

She looks so like an actress in idie films but I can't think of her name either.

all i could find

Well hell she is an actress in indie films and I've seen her nude scenes but can't remember the movie, crap.

that's why we can't have nice things. because of maggie's memory :(


Lol, I know right, watch more indie films :)
And don't kill too many kittens:P
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-25 11:26:21 PM  
Bie eip?
 
2012-09-25 11:26:46 PM  
30.media.tumblr.com

Even a straight man can appreciate the colors in this one.
 
2012-09-25 11:27:16 PM  
No fear, I'll drink my memory back :)
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-25 11:29:32 PM  

cig-mkr: Here is a waitress at the local Waffle House
NSFW
You will thank me too...
Link


Eat "her" dick, shiatblizzard
 
2012-09-25 11:34:11 PM  
27.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-25 11:35:40 PM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Even a straight man can appreciate the colors in this one.


Totally. But using black-and-white film gives the photographer +3 Artistic Points, no?

crow202.org
 
2012-09-25 11:41:57 PM  

ggecko: You are so going to thank me for this link:

100% NSFW


You are welcome.


Had to quit at page 50,my eyes crossed and my mouse hand had spasms
 
2012-09-25 11:42:08 PM  

AbbeySomeone: GAT_00: Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: Women do seem to enjoy the attention, at least at the right moments. When Roy Levin, of the University of Sheffield, and Cindy Meston, of the University of Texas, polled 301 people -- including 153 women -- they found that stimulating the breasts or nipples enhanced sexual arousal in about 82 percent of the women. Nearly 60 percent explicitly asked to have their nipples touched.

Why would a woman ever have to ASK to have her nipples touched? Seriously.

I think that assumes they would ask, not that they have to.

I'm thinking they had to instruct somebody in the right way to touch them. Don't honk them or turn them like radio dials you clowns.

Also - good headlightsline subs.


I was just looking for the hood release!
 
2012-09-25 11:43:20 PM  

cig-mkr: Here is a waitress at the local Waffle House
NSFW
You will thank me too...
Link


You're a bad person and you should feel bad.
 
2012-09-25 11:45:48 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-25 11:47:50 PM  

Ardilla: cig-mkr: Here is a waitress at the local Waffle House
NSFW
You will thank me too...
Link

You're a bad person and you should feel bad.


Awcomeon, she is one hot southern chick.
 
2012-09-25 11:50:32 PM  
I could probably trade short erotica for BIE.
 
2012-09-25 11:51:08 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x508]

Oh my, I'm love any clue on who this is is?


Me too. Amazing.
 
2012-09-25 11:52:30 PM  
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2012-09-25 11:53:46 PM  
Tits mean 'food'. We ALL - men and women - are hardwired to respond to tits.

Beyond that, they're lovely, fun to play with, and a wonderful difference to differentiate men and women in the dark.
 
2012-09-25 11:54:32 PM  
I'm just gonna mark this PNSFWI'm just not sure.
And I would love some BIE myself :)
/EIP
 
2012-09-25 11:58:12 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-25 11:59:15 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
/wut :)
 
2012-09-25 11:59:41 PM  

2chris2: Ok, nobody's answered the question yet, so I will.

Men like boobs because they are sexual decorations, which communicate several important things to a man. Remember that for most of human existence, people were ignorant illiterates. How is some ignorant illiterate caveman supposed to figure out who to have sex with? Breasts tell a man that:

1. You are looking at a woman, and not a man.
2. You are looking at a woman, and not a child.
3. If the breasts are still firm, you are looking at a young woman who is still fertile, and not an old woman who can't have children.

If you're going to successfully pass your genes on, you can't be wasting your time chasing after 8 year olds or 50 year olds, you want to go after young women.


So then why do women like boobs?
 
2012-09-26 12:01:55 AM  
Bewbs are good. Big ones. Small ones. Middle sized ones. Bewbs are good.

lh4.googleusercontent.com
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lh3.googleusercontent.com
lh6.googleusercontent.com
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-09-26 12:04:52 AM  

wambu: So joke all you want, but our fascination with your breasts, far from being creepy, is an unconscious evolutionary drive prompting us to activate powerful bonding circuits that help create a loving, nurturing bond.

Well, alright then.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1231]


I am interested in subscribing to her newsletter.
 
2012-09-26 12:05:34 AM  
There are some questions Man was not meant to know the answer to.

/Yet spend his whole life investigating
 
2012-09-26 12:12:38 AM  
1. EIP
2. Way to pick up the pace on the thread everyone
3. BIE is ALWAYS appreciated.
 
2012-09-26 12:13:07 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
Pretty much NSFW
 
2012-09-26 12:13:55 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: [29.media.tumblr.com image 500x625]
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One of these things is not like the other, one of these things doesn't belong......
 
2012-09-26 12:15:07 AM  

Smingleigh: There are some questions Man was not meant to know the answer to.

/Yet spend his whole life investigating


The answer to boobs?
 
2012-09-26 12:15:35 AM  
To be fair, it takes all kinds to make the world go 'round...


lh6.googleusercontent.com
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2012-09-26 12:15:37 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Pretty much NSFW


The bathtub, I knew I liked you.
 
2012-09-26 12:17:29 AM  

Linkster: omnibus_necanda_sunt: [29.media.tumblr.com image 500x625]
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One of these things is not like the other, one of these things doesn't belong......


What were there a pair of real boobies in there? What, curious minds wanna know :)
 
2012-09-26 12:18:59 AM  
i733.photobucket.com

Which one of you ladies is going to save these kittens from Domo-kun?

I swear if I see one more pair of triple-D cup those furballs are toast.
 
2012-09-26 12:19:11 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-26 12:20:35 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-26 12:22:52 AM  
i do it for the art. yes yes. 

media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-26 12:23:09 AM  
Well, I am not as gay as I thought I was.....
 
2012-09-26 12:23:49 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Linkster: omnibus_necanda_sunt: [29.media.tumblr.com image 500x625]
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One of these things is not like the other, one of these things doesn't belong......

What were there a pair of real boobies in there? What, curious minds wanna know :)


Tacos for dinner, I notice these things. I slit my toe on that glass, but I liked it. Men have strange requests.

shall I go on....

/BIE
//EIP
 
2012-09-26 12:25:47 AM  

Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Pretty much NSFW

The bathtub, I knew I liked you.


Don't make me go find more bathtub pics some of those tumblrs are so naughty :)
 
2012-09-26 12:27:59 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Pretty much NSFW

The bathtub, I knew I liked you.

Don't make me go find more bathtub pics some of those tumblrs are so naughty :)


Good Girl, go get the tub shots, find 'em, GO girl!!
 
2012-09-26 12:29:47 AM  

HideMonkey: Mugato: I've spoken to gay guys and straight women who love boobies. Go find a straight guy or a lesbian who loves the cock. Boobies are universal.

The article failed to address this, but if the bonding associated with a baby's nursing is the reason boobs are teh ossum, it follows that both genders and all orientations would share in the fun.


Also plenty of men are bottle feed their entire lives and love boobs as well.
 
2012-09-26 12:35:46 AM  

Linkster: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Pretty much NSFW

The bathtub, I knew I liked you.

Don't make me go find more bathtub pics some of those tumblrs are so naughty :)

Good Girl, go get the tub shots, find 'em, GO girl!!


This may take a while I get distracted easy :)
So here's some women in their boat?
DefinitelyNSFW
 
2012-09-26 12:35:54 AM  
Last set from mah Bukket...because bewbs, like little girls, and butterflies, need no excuses...

lh6.googleusercontent.com
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2012-09-26 12:39:48 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Linkster: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Pretty much NSFW

The bathtub, I knew I liked you.

Don't make me go find more bathtub pics some of those tumblrs are so naughty :)

Good Girl, go get the tub shots, find 'em, GO girl!!

This may take a while I get distracted easy :)
So here's some women in their boat?
DefinitelyNSFW


Nice, did you find the pic that didn't belong?
 
2012-09-26 12:40:15 AM  

2chris2: Ok, nobody's answered the question yet, so I will.

Men like boobs because they are sexual decorations, which communicate several important things to a man. Remember that for most of human existence, people were ignorant illiterates. How is some ignorant illiterate caveman supposed to figure out who to have sex with? Breasts tell a man that:

1. You are looking at a woman, and not a man.
2. You are looking at a woman, and not a child.
3. If the breasts are still firm, you are looking at a young woman who is still fertile, and not an old woman who can't have children.


Yes, but the modern perception has been altered. For thousands of years, firm perky breasts were considered ideal symbols of youthful fertility, large hanging breasts were considered the mark of a mature mother or nursemaid. Now firm perky breasts are considered too small and in need of implants to get them up to DD size.
 
2012-09-26 12:41:58 AM  
Where do I go to get a research grant? I've got a great way to test this theory!
 
2012-09-26 12:43:56 AM  

Linkster: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Pretty much NSFW

The bathtub, I knew I liked you.

Don't make me go find more bathtub pics some of those tumblrs are so naughty :)

Good Girl, go get the tub shots, find 'em, GO girl!!


You know what? I need to start my own tumblr, hmmm.
/I'll have to look into that :)
This would defiantly be included NSFW
 
2012-09-26 12:44:46 AM  

Linkster: tinfoil-hat maggie: Linkster: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Pretty much NSFW

The bathtub, I knew I liked you.

Don't make me go find more bathtub pics some of those tumblrs are so naughty :)

Good Girl, go get the tub shots, find 'em, GO girl!!

This may take a while I get distracted easy :)
So here's some women in their boat?
DefinitelyNSFW

Nice, did you find the pic that didn't belong?


No I still can't figure that out, sorry.
 
2012-09-26 12:45:51 AM  

FunkOut: 2chris2: Ok, nobody's answered the question yet, so I will.

Men like boobs because they are sexual decorations, which communicate several important things to a man. Remember that for most of human existence, people were ignorant illiterates. How is some ignorant illiterate caveman supposed to figure out who to have sex with? Breasts tell a man that:

1. You are looking at a woman, and not a man.
2. You are looking at a woman, and not a child.
3. If the breasts are still firm, you are looking at a young woman who is still fertile, and not an old woman who can't have children.


Yes, but the modern perception has been altered. For thousands of years, firm perky breasts were considered ideal symbols of youthful fertility, large hanging breasts were considered the mark of a mature mother or nursemaid. Now firm perky breasts are considered too small and in need of implants to get them up to DD size.


You take that back!

I do love the DD but almost every female I have known with A and B were more, ah, enthusiastic! Very few DD were. Also prefer naturals, if they have to lay down beside her, that's more than fine.
 
2012-09-26 12:48:57 AM  

Linkster: FunkOut: 2chris2: Ok, nobody's answered the question yet, so I will.

Men like boobs because they are sexual decorations, which communicate several important things to a man. Remember that for most of human existence, people were ignorant illiterates. How is some ignorant illiterate caveman supposed to figure out who to have sex with? Breasts tell a man that:

1. You are looking at a woman, and not a man.
2. You are looking at a woman, and not a child.
3. If the breasts are still firm, you are looking at a young woman who is still fertile, and not an old woman who can't have children.


Yes, but the modern perception has been altered. For thousands of years, firm perky breasts were considered ideal symbols of youthful fertility, large hanging breasts were considered the mark of a mature mother or nursemaid. Now firm perky breasts are considered too small and in need of implants to get them up to DD size.

You take that back!

I do love the DD but almost every female I have known with A and B were more, ah, enthusiastic! Very few DD were. Also prefer naturals, if they have to lay down beside her, that's more than fine.


THIS
 
2012-09-26 12:49:58 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Linkster: tinfoil-hat maggie: Linkster: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Pretty much NSFW

The bathtub, I knew I liked you.

Don't make me go find more bathtub pics some of those tumblrs are so naughty :)

Good Girl, go get the tub shots, find 'em, GO girl!!

This may take a while I get distracted easy :)
So here's some women in their boat?
DefinitelyNSFW

Nice, did you find the pic that didn't belong?

No I still can't figure that out, sorry.


OK, you, my tasty treat, are looking at tits, my interests very.

/trying not to get poster/ette hammered in the banner.
//Lime, yes
///Pit, Definitely!
 
2012-09-26 12:52:52 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Linkster: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Pretty much NSFW

The bathtub, I knew I liked you.

Don't make me go find more bathtub pics some of those tumblrs are so naughty :)

Good Girl, go get the tub shots, find 'em, GO girl!!

You know what? I need to start my own tumblr, hmmm.
/I'll have to look into that :)
This would defiantly be included NSFW


Yes, perhaps you should...
 
2012-09-26 12:53:37 AM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-26 12:54:00 AM  
img56.imageshack.us

/breast reduction surgery makes baby jebus weep.
 
2012-09-26 12:54:27 AM  
So how come these threads always have some Farker posting something like "this is not a bookmark?"
 
2012-09-26 12:58:29 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Linkster: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Pretty much NSFW

The bathtub, I knew I liked you.

Don't make me go find more bathtub pics some of those tumblrs are so naughty :)

Good Girl, go get the tub shots, find 'em, GO girl!!

This may take a while I get distracted easy :)
So here's some women in their boat?
DefinitelyNSFW


I would give up both pinkie toes to be in that boat, amazing pic
 
2012-09-26 12:58:56 AM  

davidt: So how come these threads always have some Farker posting something like "this is not a bookmark?"


Mark it, Book it, DONE!

/My Fark
//recent threads
///I can haz BIE?(not u dt)
////EIP for slashy
 
2012-09-26 12:59:55 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Pretty much NSFW

The bathtub, I knew I liked you.

Don't make me go find more bathtub pics some of those tumblrs are so naughty :)


That's why your comments show up green, threats like that, God speed, post em til they shut this thread down...
 
2012-09-26 01:00:41 AM  
Linkster
We just want talk about that anymore, or at least I want.
/I see what you mean though.
 
2012-09-26 01:01:42 AM  

hubiestubert: Last set from mah Bukket...because bewbs, like little girls, and butterflies, need no excuses...


I vote for the chick with the pumpkin, has a look on her face like she's been present for some of my dreams.
 
2012-09-26 01:07:07 AM  

hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: Linkster: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Pretty much NSFW

The bathtub, I knew I liked you.

Don't make me go find more bathtub pics some of those tumblrs are so naughty :)

Good Girl, go get the tub shots, find 'em, GO girl!!

You know what? I need to start my own tumblr, hmmm.
/I'll have to look into that :)
This would defiantly be included NSFW

Yes, perhaps you should...


It's looks like I'm gonna be a busy girl soon :)
Pretty NSFW:)
 
2012-09-26 01:08:04 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Linkster: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Pretty much NSFW

The bathtub, I knew I liked you.

Don't make me go find more bathtub pics some of those tumblrs are so naughty :)

Good Girl, go get the tub shots, find 'em, GO girl!!

You know what? I need to start my own tumblr, hmmm.
/I'll have to look into that :)
This would defiantly be included NSFW


The link to your Tumblr can be found in my profile.
 
2012-09-26 01:10:35 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Linkster
We just want talk about that anymore, or at least I want.
/I see what you mean though.


The tumblr idea has legs, go for it! Your pin-up art collection is also a thumbs up. I would like a more extensive look at it.

I took a lot of good sunset/rise and printed them out on a large format printer, framed them for wall art. Have access to a larger printer and would like to do the same with some bery bery good pin-up art.

/Apt is bare
//needs art
///and booze
 
2012-09-26 01:14:07 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: Linkster: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Pretty much NSFW

The bathtub, I knew I liked you.

Don't make me go find more bathtub pics some of those tumblrs are so naughty :)

Good Girl, go get the tub shots, find 'em, GO girl!!

You know what? I need to start my own tumblr, hmmm.
/I'll have to look into that :)
This would defiantly be included NSFW

Yes, perhaps you should...

It's looks like I'm gonna be a busy girl soon :)
Pretty NSFW:)


I don't mind pimping a new Tumblr. There are several great ones out there.
 
2012-09-26 01:16:27 AM  

Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Pretty much NSFW

The bathtub, I knew I liked you.

Don't make me go find more bathtub pics some of those tumblrs are so naughty :)

That's why your comments show up green, threats like that, God speed, post em til they shut this thread down...


LoL, Still looking for good ones, this is why I need my own tumbler.:)
Not quite a bathtub Definately NSFW
 
2012-09-26 01:18:57 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Pretty much NSFW

The bathtub, I knew I liked you.

Don't make me go find more bathtub pics some of those tumblrs are so naughty :)

That's why your comments show up green, threats like that, God speed, post em til they shut this thread down...

LoL, Still looking for good ones, this is why I need my own tumbler.:)
Not quite a bathtub Definately NSFW


Looks like a chilly pond...
 
2012-09-26 01:19:28 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-26 01:21:32 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Pretty much NSFW

The bathtub, I knew I liked you.

Don't make me go find more bathtub pics some of those tumblrs are so naughty :)

That's why your comments show up green, threats like that, God speed, post em til they shut this thread down...

LoL, Still looking for good ones, this is why I need my own tumbler.:)
Not quite a bathtub Definately NSFW


BBBBRRRR!
 
2012-09-26 01:24:19 AM  

Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Linkster: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Pretty much NSFW

The bathtub, I knew I liked you.

Don't make me go find more bathtub pics some of those tumblrs are so naughty :)

Good Girl, go get the tub shots, find 'em, GO girl!!

You know what? I need to start my own tumblr, hmmm.
/I'll have to look into that :)
This would defiantly be included NSFW

The link to your Tumblr can be found in my profile.


I don't get it?
 
2012-09-26 01:25:45 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Linkster: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Pretty much NSFW

The bathtub, I knew I liked you.

Don't make me go find more bathtub pics some of those tumblrs are so naughty :)

Good Girl, go get the tub shots, find 'em, GO girl!!

You know what? I need to start my own tumblr, hmmm.
/I'll have to look into that :)
This would defiantly be included NSFW

The link to your Tumblr can be found in my profile.

I don't get it?


Just email me all of them and I'll be happy to post them for you, after rigorous overview of course.
 
2012-09-26 01:27:27 AM  
My wife is getting over breast surgery, had a mastectomy. It looks like a "flat tire" now. Waiting until January for reconstruction. had a triple d. The surgeon is going to reconstruct both, so they match, and be "perky". I told her to make sure she "goes big".
 
2012-09-26 01:29:49 AM  

hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: Linkster: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Pretty much NSFW

The bathtub, I knew I liked you.

Don't make me go find more bathtub pics some of those tumblrs are so naughty :)

Good Girl, go get the tub shots, find 'em, GO girl!!

You know what? I need to start my own tumblr, hmmm.
/I'll have to look into that :)
This would defiantly be included NSFW

Yes, perhaps you should...

It's looks like I'm gonna be a busy girl soon :)
Pretty NSFW:)

I don't mind pimping a new Tumblr. There are several great ones out there.


I'll have to look into this I was just thinking maybe I could organize pics I like for online and stuff like photo bucket doesn't help sense they deleted half the stuff I put on there and so, Hmmmm.
i1121.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-26 01:32:11 AM  

Ex-Texan: My wife is getting over breast surgery, had a mastectomy. It looks like a "flat tire" now. Waiting until January for reconstruction. had a triple d. The surgeon is going to reconstruct both, so they match, and be "perky". I told her to make sure she "goes big".


Thanks, Deb-bra Downer!

/Hope shes ok
//Good Luck
///Cancer Sucks!
 
2012-09-26 01:34:58 AM  

Fathym: So then why do women like boobs?


Well.. um... I imagine they'd be fun to play with. Warm, soft... You could bury your hands between them, or under them, or your whole face
 
2012-09-26 01:35:54 AM  

pheelix: The Jami Turman Fan Club: Case in counterpoint:

I wouldn't open this at work.

First I was like
[www.yourcelebritystuff.com image 397x429]

Then I
[surftweeters.com image 306x438]


moobs on a 70 year old man? wow.
 
2012-09-26 01:36:00 AM  
tinfoil-hat maggie: snip

I'll have to look into this I was just thinking maybe I could organize pics I like for online and stuff like photo bucket doesn't help sense they deleted half the stuff I put on there and so, Hmmmm.
[i1121.photobucket.com image 589x419]

Nice!

/48x70?
//Kodak Ink Jet Photo Paper
///This could happen
 
2012-09-26 01:36:26 AM  

Ex-Texan: My wife is getting over breast surgery, had a mastectomy. It looks like a "flat tire" now. Waiting until January for reconstruction. had a triple d. The surgeon is going to reconstruct both, so they match, and be "perky". I told her to make sure she "goes big".


I dated a gal in Phoenix who got a boob job, and she went in essentially to get a touch up. Her surgeon was an artist. Not huge, not even all that big, but back to her natural size to perk them up a bit--a few kids can do things after all--and it was difficult to tell that she'd had work done. There are really good surgeons out there, and if a gal feels the need to go for it, I figure it's best to make them look great, as opposed to pontoons attached to a bamboo pole. A little work is not necessarily a bad thing, but there's nothing wrong with small ones, or medium sized ones. Matching them up will make her feel better, but too big is definitely possible, and just make sure that the surgeon knows what the Hells he/she is doing...
 
2012-09-26 01:37:52 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: Linkster: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Pretty much NSFW

The bathtub, I knew I liked you.

Don't make me go find more bathtub pics some of those tumblrs are so naughty :)

Good Girl, go get the tub shots, find 'em, GO girl!!

You know what? I need to start my own tumblr, hmmm.
/I'll have to look into that :)
This would defiantly be included NSFW

Yes, perhaps you should...

It's looks like I'm gonna be a busy girl soon :)
Pretty NSFW:)

I don't mind pimping a new Tumblr. There are several great ones out there.

I'll have to look into this I was just thinking maybe I could organize pics I like for online and stuff like photo bucket doesn't help sense they deleted half the stuff I put on there and so, Hmmmm.
[i1121.photobucket.com image 589x419]


Picasa doesn't edit content. Just a thought.
 
2012-09-26 01:39:50 AM  

Ex-Texan: My wife is getting over breast surgery, had a mastectomy. It looks like a "flat tire" now. Waiting until January for reconstruction. had a triple d. The surgeon is going to reconstruct both, so they match, and be "perky". I told her to make sure she "goes big".


Wow, dude way to go, I hope that was a troll.
 
2012-09-26 01:41:54 AM  
i847.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-26 01:47:00 AM  

hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: Linkster: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Pretty much NSFW

The bathtub, I knew I liked you.

Don't make me go find more bathtub pics some of those tumblrs are so naughty :)

Good Girl, go get the tub shots, find 'em, GO girl!!

You know what? I need to start my own tumblr, hmmm.
/I'll have to look into that :)
This would defiantly be included NSFW

Yes, perhaps you should...

It's looks like I'm gonna be a busy girl soon :)
Pretty NSFW:)

I don't mind pimping a new Tumblr. There are several great ones out there.

I'll have to look into this I was just thinking maybe I could organize pics I like for online and stuff like photo bucket doesn't help sense they deleted half the stuff I put on there and so, Hmmmm.
[i1121.photobucket.com image 589x419]

Picasa doesn't edit content. Just a thought.


Well here's the tumblr's I've been using tonight
All NSFW
thelingerieaddict
eveandsteve
tastefulsin
Again all NSFW
 
2012-09-26 01:48:07 AM  
GAWD! I love Women!

/Once bitten
//twice shy
///FIRE!!

sorry!
 
2012-09-26 02:05:42 AM  

Chariset: Fathym: So then why do women like boobs?

Well.. um... I imagine they'd be fun to play with. Warm, soft... You could bury your hands between them, or under them, or your whole face


They are what you described...I just wanted to hear his reasoning ;)
 
2012-09-26 02:07:51 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: Linkster: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Pretty much NSFW

The bathtub, I knew I liked you.

Don't make me go find more bathtub pics some of those tumblrs are so naughty :)

Good Girl, go get the tub shots, find 'em, GO girl!!

You know what? I need to start my own tumblr, hmmm.
/I'll have to look into that :)
This would defiantly be included NSFW

Yes, perhaps you should...

It's looks like I'm gonna be a busy girl soon :)
Pretty NSFW:)

I don't mind pimping a new Tumblr. There are several great ones out there.

I'll have to look into this I was just thinking maybe I could organize pics I like for online and stuff like photo bucket doesn't help sense they deleted half the stuff I put on there and so, Hmmmm.
[i1121.photobucket.com image 589x419]

Picasa doesn't edit content. Just a thought.

Well here's the tumblr's I've been using tonight
All NSFW
thelingerieaddict
eveandsteve
tastefulsin
Again all NSFW


I'm a BIG fan of London Andrews' as well as Inked Dolls. Note: both are plenty NSFW.

London Andrews is one of my favorite models, period. Her Tumblr is a great blog too. She is a fun gal, and I'm looking forward to hitting the upstate NY area because that's her stomping grounds.

Art or Porn is a weird mix, with a LOT of erotica and fetish shots, and VERY NSFW, but there is also some really neat erotica as well, and even some high quality pinups too.
 
2012-09-26 02:12:00 AM  
media-cache0.pinterest.com
 
2012-09-26 02:12:58 AM  
whew. that's better. i was getting all squinty.

cdnimg.visualizeus.com
 
2012-09-26 02:27:04 AM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Case in counterpoint:

I wouldn't open this at work.


wtf?
.........looks like a prepubescent boy.
 
2012-09-26 02:29:03 AM  

hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: Linkster: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Pretty much NSFW

The bathtub, I knew I liked you.

Don't make me go find more bathtub pics some of those tumblrs are so naughty :)

Good Girl, go get the tub shots, find 'em, GO girl!!

You know what? I need to start my own tumblr, hmmm.
/I'll have to look into that :)
This would defiantly be included NSFW

Yes, perhaps you should...

It's looks like I'm gonna be a busy girl soon :)
Pretty NSFW:)

I don't mind pimping a new Tumblr. There are several great ones out there.

I'll have to look into this I was just thinking maybe I could organize pics I like for online and stuff like photo bucket doesn't help sense they deleted half the stuff I put on there and so, Hmmmm.
[i1121.photobucket.com image 589x419]

Picasa doesn't edit content. Just a thought.

Well here's the tumblr's I've been using tonight
All NSFW
thelingerieaddict
eveandsteve
tastefulsin
Again all NSFW

I'm a BIG fan of London Andrews' as well as Inked Dolls. Note: both are plenty NSFW.

London Andrews is one of my favorite models, period. Her Tumblr is a great blog too. She is a fun gal, and I'm looking forward to hitting the upstate NY area because that's her stomping grounds.

Art or Porn is a weird mix, with a LOT of erotica and fetish shots, and VERY NSFW, but there is also some really neat erotica as well, and even some high quality pinups too.


Your middle and last link were ink dolls, just saying, I do that to when it's late :)
 
2012-09-26 02:41:09 AM  
How to know if they are real:
 
2012-09-26 02:46:22 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: No fear, I'll drink my memory back :)


*waves*
 
2012-09-26 02:48:31 AM  
The article doesn't explain why men like breasts - only that we do and that other people's theories are bunk.

All the breast fondling explained was why women like it.

/What a let down
 
2012-09-26 02:50:37 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com

24.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-26 02:53:50 AM  

JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie: No fear, I'll drink my memory back :)

*waves*


Oh my, mow I'm all... well let me show another picture :)
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-26 02:54:43 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie: No fear, I'll drink my memory back :)

*waves*

Oh my, mow I'm all... well let me show another picture :)


;)
 
2012-09-26 02:56:29 AM  
Er, now not mow, I told ya I was befuddled :)
 
2012-09-26 02:57:58 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Er, now not mow, I told ya I was befuddled :)


I got ya :)
 
2012-09-26 02:59:11 AM  
OK, the Evolutionist Theory of why Women's boobs are awesome!

The evolution of big brains in Humans lead to a reshaping of the Human Pelvis allowing a bigger hole in the Human Pelvis to allow birth. This forced the Woman's vagina to be more to the front of the body. This made usual mammal copulation from behind, "Doggy style" to become more awkward. So a front form of copulation became common.

But Mammal Evolution had favored a back door approach. Particularly in Primates, the rear end of Primates evolves into a second sexual stimulus, as in Baboon asses growing red and large, inviting males to copulate when the Females are in their prime.

In order to get the Front Door approach to have the same appeal as the back door approach, women's breasts grew large and bulbous to resemble their behinds. Likewise, human lips evolved soft and wide, especially in females, to resemble the Vagina. French kissing evolved from the old Mammalian desire to lick your partner's genitalia evolved to test for ripeness and mateability. Every human being has a second Vagina for this purpose, to make Kissing feel good and as intimate as copulating.
 
2012-09-26 02:59:38 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-26 03:10:41 AM  

JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie: Er, now not mow, I told ya I was befuddled :)

I got ya :)


Oh my, if only:)
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-26 03:14:29 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie: Er, now not mow, I told ya I was befuddled :)

I got ya :)

Oh my, if only:)


A case of th' vapours?
 
2012-09-26 03:14:59 AM  

sunsawed: OK, the Evolutionist Theory of why Women's boobs are awesome!

The evolution of big brains in Humans lead to a reshaping of the Human Pelvis allowing a bigger hole in the Human Pelvis to allow birth. This forced the Woman's vagina to be more to the front of the body. This made usual mammal copulation from behind, "Doggy style" to become more awkward. So a front form of copulation became common.

But Mammal Evolution had favored a back door approach. Particularly in Primates, the rear end of Primates evolves into a second sexual stimulus, as in Baboon asses growing red and large, inviting males to copulate when the Females are in their prime.

In order to get the Front Door approach to have the same appeal as the back door approach, women's breasts grew large and bulbous to resemble their behinds. Likewise, human lips evolved soft and wide, especially in females, to resemble the Vagina. French kissing evolved from the old Mammalian desire to lick your partner's genitalia evolved to test for ripeness and mateability. Every human being has a second Vagina for this purpose, to make Kissing feel good and as intimate as copulating.


hmm...and I always thought it was just she-devil hoodoo witch magic. go figure.

NSFW

NSFW

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-26 03:17:34 AM  

JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie: JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie: Er, now not mow, I told ya I was befuddled :)

I got ya :)

Oh my, if only:)

A case of th' vapours?


Very so :)
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-26 03:18:44 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie: JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie: Er, now not mow, I told ya I was befuddled :)

I got ya :)

Oh my, if only:)

A case of th' vapours?

Very so :)


Awful lot of brunettes...
 
2012-09-26 03:20:39 AM  
witch magic! argh! i like it.

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

mentalitymagazine.com
 
2012-09-26 03:21:41 AM  
iofbeholder.com
 
2012-09-26 03:23:46 AM  
content.erooups.com
 
2012-09-26 03:25:46 AM  

JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie: JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie: JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie: Er, now not mow, I told ya I was befuddled :)

I got ya :)

Oh my, if only:)

A case of th' vapours?

Very so :)

Awful lot of brunettes...


Is that wrong, what would you prefer :)
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-26 03:27:37 AM  
 
2012-09-26 03:28:38 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie: JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie: JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie: Er, now not mow, I told ya I was befuddled :)

I got ya :)

Oh my, if only:)

A case of th' vapours?

Very so :)

Awful lot of brunettes...

Is that wrong, what would you prefer :)


Oh brunettes are never wrong. You know that.
 
2012-09-26 03:29:31 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-26 03:31:43 AM  
NSFW

i'm feeling intrusive here. have fun!
 
2012-09-26 03:33:45 AM  

JulietRomeo:

Is that wrong, what would you prefer :)

Oh brunettes are never wrong. You know that.


Very true :)
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-26 03:36:50 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: JulietRomeo:

Is that wrong, what would you prefer :)

Oh brunettes are never wrong. You know that.

Very true :)


Aw, we scared the boys off ;)

Unfortunately I must hit the sack myself. Work in the am.

Night, Maggie :)
 
2012-09-26 03:39:49 AM  

Omahawg: NSFW

i'm feeling intrusive here. have fun!


No hon don't worry, I'm loving you're NSFW stuff , and sorry.
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-26 03:41:02 AM  

JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie: JulietRomeo:

Is that wrong, what would you prefer :)

Oh brunettes are never wrong. You know that.

Very true :)

Aw, we scared the boys off ;)

Unfortunately I must hit the sack myself. Work in the am.

Night, Maggie :)


Night :) Till next time ; )
 
2012-09-26 03:48:35 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-26 03:53:49 AM  

Omahawg: NSFW

i'm feeling intrusive here. have fun!


Just for you :)
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-26 03:56:23 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: NSFW

i'm feeling intrusive here. have fun!

Just for you :)


Wow.
 
2012-09-26 03:58:39 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: NSFW

i'm feeling intrusive here. have fun!

Just for you :)
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x528]


awww. now I feel special. or something in my pants does.

wait. what?
 
2012-09-26 04:00:03 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-26 04:04:05 AM  
 
2012-09-26 04:09:04 AM  
3dfap.com
 
2012-09-26 04:14:37 AM  
Nothing like some B&W pics :)
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
25.media.tumblr.com
;)
 
2012-09-26 04:40:40 AM  
Late to the party, but lemme just say this yet again: Omaha and Maggie and some of the other regulars--I love you!
 
2012-09-26 04:57:46 AM  
If any Farkettes want to Bond In Email, I have EIP.
 
2012-09-26 05:05:06 AM  
 
2012-09-26 05:15:43 AM  
 
2012-09-26 06:26:41 AM  
ALL TOGETHER, NOW!!!

Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Really like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Down in the locker room,
Just we boys,
Beatin' down the locker room
With all that noise,

Singin' do you like boobs a lot?
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Do you wear your jock a lot?
(Yes, I wear my jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(Got to wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

'Cause, down on the football,
Football field,
You never can tell
What a heel can wield,

So you gotta wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

If I had a flag-a-long,
(If I had a flag-a-long.)
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If you like boobs a lot, tag along

Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

They're big and round,
They're all around.
They're big and round,
They're all around.
,,,,
 
2012-09-26 07:13:07 AM  
I've read a little about oxytocin before. Wouldn't this mean that men AND women like breasts, seeing as infants of both sexes are breast-fed?
 
2012-09-26 07:24:10 AM  
Because boobs.

Just had to get that out there.
 
2012-09-26 07:57:56 AM  
A great way to start the morning. Keep up the good work.

/This is not a...
//Who am I kidding?
///BOOKMARK
 
2012-09-26 08:07:23 AM  
This thread is full of win!
 
2012-09-26 09:11:51 AM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Case in counterpoint:

I wouldn't open this at work.


NOT FUNNY!

My pants fit funny for a few seconds, you son of a biatch!!!
 
2012-09-26 09:39:33 AM  
i suppose i'd be a fool for not bmarking this. stoopid work filters....
 
2012-09-26 10:59:15 AM  
this is a bookmark, i can not lie!

also bie...eip!
 
2012-09-26 11:17:44 AM  
Wow.
 
2012-09-26 11:24:08 AM  
Two in two days!

/I like
 
2012-09-26 11:28:37 AM  
Why men like boobs?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-26 11:31:11 AM  
a good, old fashioned fark thread!
 
2012-09-26 11:39:35 AM  

ManateeGag: wambu: So joke all you want, but our fascination with your breasts, far from being creepy, is an unconscious evolutionary drive prompting us to activate powerful bonding circuits that help create a loving, nurturing bond.

Well, alright then.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1231]

I am interested in subscribing to her newsletter.


No newsletter, but she has a Facebook page.
 
2012-09-26 01:18:06 PM  
and mods -- boo for the late evening boobie green 

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-26 01:19:04 PM  
 
2012-09-26 01:21:40 PM  
 
2012-09-26 01:22:36 PM  
 
2012-09-26 01:23:25 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-26 01:24:45 PM  
 
2012-09-26 01:27:20 PM  
 
2012-09-26 01:48:51 PM  
OK screw it...

BIE
EIP

*begs*
*will return favor*
 
2012-09-26 05:08:21 PM  
bookmark.
 
2012-09-26 07:31:34 PM  
boobmark
eip
 
2012-09-26 11:05:18 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2012-09-27 02:55:20 AM  
I've had a lovely time here.
 
2012-09-27 10:39:19 AM  
img818.imageshack.us

'cause boobs have superpowers.
 
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