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2012-09-25 04:07:17 PM
is there a reason not to?
 
2012-09-25 04:09:17 PM
EVERYBODY likes boobs
 
2012-09-25 04:14:13 PM
"Honey, I want to touch your boobs tonight. You'd be denying science if you say no."
 
2012-09-25 04:19:26 PM
i1151.photobucket.com
...with nipples like battery terminals!

Let's grow some tits in the lab!
 
2012-09-25 04:20:55 PM
Even gay men like the boobies

insert pic of NPH and Christina Hendricks here


/also if such things as BIE exist EIP
 
2012-09-25 04:56:17 PM
Well, this sure helps explain Lysa Arryn's kid.
 
2012-09-25 04:57:04 PM
I figured (and I'm a girl) is that they're warm and soft and probably feel good in the hand. Plus there aren't a lot of 'perfect' boobs in the world -- most are too small, too saggy, too shapeless... so the law of scarcity tells you that a pair of fine, upstanding big 'uns are valuable.
 
2012-09-25 05:03:27 PM

Chariset: so the law of scarcity tells you that a pair of fine, upstanding big 'uns are valuable


I think they should replace the gold standard.
 
2012-09-25 05:37:05 PM

Chariset: I figured (and I'm a girl) is that they're warm and soft and probably feel good in the hand. Plus there aren't a lot of 'perfect' boobs in the world -- most are too small, too saggy, too shapeless... so the law of scarcity tells you that a pair of fine, upstanding big 'uns are valuable.


Agrees...

cinemagogue.com
 
2012-09-25 06:56:30 PM
freeversephotography.com
 
2012-09-25 06:57:44 PM
The men who watched the women's breasts doing what women's breasts do opted for the smaller-sooner payouts significantly more often then men who watched the pastoral scene.

Sounds like they cashed out... prematurely.
 
2012-09-25 07:05:05 PM
Strippers have known for ages that men make poor decisions when exposed to breasts.
 
2012-09-25 07:16:08 PM
FTFA: Women do seem to enjoy the attention, at least at the right moments. When Roy Levin, of the University of Sheffield, and Cindy Meston, of the University of Texas, polled 301 people -- including 153 women -- they found that stimulating the breasts or nipples enhanced sexual arousal in about 82 percent of the women. Nearly 60 percent explicitly asked to have their nipples touched.

Why would a woman ever have to ASK to have her nipples touched? Seriously.
 
2012-09-25 07:19:31 PM

Chariset: I figured (and I'm a girl) is that they're warm and soft and probably feel good in the hand.


In the hand, on the tongue, in the mouth...

Now if you'll please excuse me... My pants have suddenly become uncomfortable...
 
2012-09-25 07:23:56 PM
i1156.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-25 07:25:29 PM
Why does she have 4 ears and 4 eyes?
 
2012-09-25 07:29:51 PM

Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: Women do seem to enjoy the attention, at least at the right moments. When Roy Levin, of the University of Sheffield, and Cindy Meston, of the University of Texas, polled 301 people -- including 153 women -- they found that stimulating the breasts or nipples enhanced sexual arousal in about 82 percent of the women. Nearly 60 percent explicitly asked to have their nipples touched.

Why would a woman ever have to ASK to have her nipples touched? Seriously.


I think that assumes they would ask, not that they have to.
 
2012-09-25 07:33:59 PM

Nadie_AZ: Why does she have 4 ears and 4 eyes?


Because anime (her animal familiar is a shiba inu) and because she stole Perrine's glasses.
 
2012-09-25 07:34:38 PM

GAT_00: Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: Women do seem to enjoy the attention, at least at the right moments. When Roy Levin, of the University of Sheffield, and Cindy Meston, of the University of Texas, polled 301 people -- including 153 women -- they found that stimulating the breasts or nipples enhanced sexual arousal in about 82 percent of the women. Nearly 60 percent explicitly asked to have their nipples touched.

Why would a woman ever have to ASK to have her nipples touched? Seriously.

I think that assumes they would ask, not that they have to.


I'm thinking they had to instruct somebody in the right way to touch them. Don't honk them or turn them like radio dials you clowns.

Also - good headlightsline subs.
 
2012-09-25 07:37:45 PM

AbbeySomeone: GAT_00: Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: Women do seem to enjoy the attention, at least at the right moments. When Roy Levin, of the University of Sheffield, and Cindy Meston, of the University of Texas, polled 301 people -- including 153 women -- they found that stimulating the breasts or nipples enhanced sexual arousal in about 82 percent of the women. Nearly 60 percent explicitly asked to have their nipples touched.

Why would a woman ever have to ASK to have her nipples touched? Seriously.

I think that assumes they would ask, not that they have to.

I'm thinking they had to instruct somebody in the right way to touch them. Don't honk them or turn them like radio dials you clowns.

Also - good headlightsline subs.


You treat them as scratch and sniff spots, right?
 
2012-09-25 07:39:20 PM

Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: Women do seem to enjoy the attention, at least at the right moments. When Roy Levin, of the University of Sheffield, and Cindy Meston, of the University of Texas, polled 301 people -- including 153 women -- they found that stimulating the breasts or nipples enhanced sexual arousal in about 82 percent of the women. Nearly 60 percent explicitly asked to have their nipples touched.

Why would a woman ever have to ASK to have her nipples touched? Seriously.



When you want someone that is doing door-to-door polling to touch your nipples you just have to put it out there and explicitly ask to your nipples touched.
 
2012-09-25 08:19:11 PM

Chariset: most are too small, too saggy, too shapeless


Bunk. If female breasts are in my hand or mouth, they are by definition perfect.
 
2012-09-25 08:20:58 PM
This entire article is giving me the weirdest boner. And its a science article being written by two guys, which is taking the weirdness to a whole other level.
 
2012-09-25 08:25:57 PM
I've spoken to gay guys and straight women who love boobies. Go find a straight guy or a lesbian who loves the cock. Boobies are universal.
 
2012-09-25 08:33:35 PM
TFA never answered the question, "Why do men like boobs?" Most of it talked about why women like to have their breasts stimulated.
 
2012-09-25 08:49:12 PM

BarkingUnicorn: TFA never answered the question, "Why do men like boobs?" Most of it talked about why women like to have their breasts stimulated.


That's why we like them.
 
2012-09-25 08:49:26 PM

BarkingUnicorn: TFA never answered the question, "Why do men like boobs?" Most of it talked about why women like to have their breasts stimulated.


And this is somehow bad because...........
 
2012-09-25 09:08:06 PM

Somacandra: BarkingUnicorn: TFA never answered the question, "Why do men like boobs?" Most of it talked about why women like to have their breasts stimulated.

And this is somehow bad because...........


It's part of the larger question, which is "Why are breasts sex organs for humans when they aren't for other animals?"
 
2012-09-25 09:11:01 PM
Well... According to my former boss, who was 73-years-old at the time.

"You put your penis between them and it's like you're f*cking a vagina!"

Yeah, my jaw dropped and I laughed for about a week.

Imagine the voice of a 2-pack-a-day septuagenarian saying that to you in the middle of a work day, totally out of the blue.

/Of course he was drunk!
 
2012-09-25 09:13:30 PM
Because they're awesome!
 
2012-09-25 09:15:14 PM
Words fail. This could have been answered with pics
 
2012-09-25 09:16:47 PM
I had such high hopes for this thread.
 
2012-09-25 09:18:03 PM
Breast cleavage looks like arse cleavage, and primates love arse.
 
2012-09-25 09:18:09 PM
do ya like boobs alot?
yes I like boobs alot!
 
2012-09-25 09:18:30 PM

Trivia Jockey: Chariset: so the law of scarcity tells you that a pair of fine, upstanding big 'uns are valuable

I think they should replace the gold standard.


Great Idea - Then I would be part of the 1%

Champagne dreams & caviar wishes!
 
2012-09-25 09:18:59 PM
I can't believe the article didn't include a helpful pic of what boobs might look like. Where is the world coming to? Internet news articles, I thought I knew you!
 
2012-09-25 09:19:57 PM

Chariset: Somacandra: BarkingUnicorn: TFA never answered the question, "Why do men like boobs?" Most of it talked about why women like to have their breasts stimulated.

And this is somehow bad because...........

It's part of the larger question, which is "Why are breasts sex organs for humans when they aren't for other animals?"


you know why. it's because they are sexualized. our behavior is learned. society impresses judgement upon us. few are able to think for themselves. those that do walk around in daily amazement of all the fools they are surrounded by.

if i was a woman with nice breasts i think i would use them like a coupon. free slice of pizza. free coke. hey, gas pump guy? you like these? you want to play with these? well, i want 15 gallons of 93 octane, know what i mean?
 
2012-09-25 09:21:01 PM
Fark...why have you forsaken me?
 
2012-09-25 09:21:37 PM
Case in counterpoint:

I wouldn't open this at work.
 
2012-09-25 09:22:37 PM
And yet not a single arrousing picture arose?
 
2012-09-25 09:23:30 PM
we'll start making bad decisions (and not just to eat at Hooters).

BS. They have good wings.
 
2012-09-25 09:23:54 PM
we need a why?
 
2012-09-25 09:23:58 PM
Here cums the science?
 
2012-09-25 09:24:37 PM
Not sure I understand the fascination.
www.thearchnemesis.com
 
2012-09-25 09:25:07 PM

BarkingUnicorn: TFA never answered the question, "Why do men like boobs?" Most of it talked about why women like to have their breasts stimulated.


Because TITS that's why.
 
2012-09-25 09:26:09 PM
why do I like boobs? I don't know, why do you care?
 
2012-09-25 09:26:28 PM
"Why men like boobs. Hey pal, the science is up HERE"

There is probably some science in the book or their papers, but there was no science in the article. Just a bunch of speculation not backed up by anything. I am sure their papers do better.
 
2012-09-25 09:26:30 PM
Can't understand why they green these threads, when some of us who contributed to these threads they have been banned or blocked.
 
2012-09-25 09:29:57 PM
Can you imagine what a grey, boring world it would be if men *didn't* love the boobies?
 
2012-09-25 09:30:33 PM
Because they have them and we don't, and they feel just so damn good. They are so succulent!
 
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