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(Yahoo)   Article explains why plane windows don't roll down like Mitt Romney thinks they should. The fact that gravity keeps most of the oxygen in the bottom 47% of the atmosphere is obviously a liberal conspiracy   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 308
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2012-09-26 02:13:19 AM

Bucky Katt: FTFA: Update: Romney was joking. The New York Times' Ashley Parker, who wrote the original report about the Beverly Hills fundraiser that quickly got spread around the Web, told New York Magazine today that Romney had been joking. Parker said that while her report didn't explicitly indicate Romney was joking, "it was clear from the context" that he was.

That's it? Lame, lame, lame!


I haven't watched the video but many comments in the thread say they if it was a joke, his delivery sucked. Sounds like the publication and/or the journalist has been leaned on by Romney's camp about the report. It's not rocket science Mitt - if you're making a speech with many serious points, and you're including a joke, you need to differentiate the non-serious from the serious in your delivery. No need to do this if it's all obviously gags (eg at one of those Whitehouse press dinner thingos).
 
2012-09-26 07:55:43 AM

Bucky Katt: FTFA: Update: Romney was joking. The New York Times' Ashley Parker, who wrote the original report about the Beverly Hills fundraiser that quickly got spread around the Web, told New York Magazine today that Romney had been joking. Parker said that while her report didn't explicitly indicate Romney was joking, "it was clear from the context" that he was.

That's it? Lame, lame, lame!


I too often say I was joking after sticking my entire leg in my mouth.
 
2012-09-26 01:47:29 PM

jaylectricity: Warthog: There are so many things wrong with this. Not with the details in the article, but with the fact that the article was even necessary.

Not everybody is as smart as you. Matter of fact, just the fact that you know how to use the internet, open register a user name, pay for a subscription and post in a forum puts you ahead of 47% of the country in terms of intelligence.


and if you figure out how not to pay for a subscription, you'll make it past the other 53% as well.
 
2012-09-26 02:09:57 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Strange as it may seem to your brainwashed little mind, Truth does not depend on politics. Have you, you know, actually listened to the whole tape?


Yes, and I have, you know, a degree in rhetoric... based on my education and understanding of how comedy works (which is what I focused on), there's no way that was intended comically. He genuinely seemed clueless, in my actually-an-expert opinion.
 
2012-09-26 08:09:19 PM

reillan: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Strange as it may seem to your brainwashed little mind, Truth does not depend on politics. Have you, you know, actually listened to the whole tape?

Yes, and I have, you know, a degree in rhetoric... based on my education and understanding of how comedy works (which is what I focused on), there's no way that was intended comically. He genuinely seemed clueless, in my actually-an-expert opinion.


A degree in rhetoric?

Wow. Useful, I guess, in pushing agendas on Fark.

>>>>>He genuinely seemed clueless, in my actually-an-expert opinion.

Sure.
 
2012-09-27 12:47:23 AM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: reillan: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Strange as it may seem to your brainwashed little mind, Truth does not depend on politics. Have you, you know, actually listened to the whole tape?

Yes, and I have, you know, a degree in rhetoric... based on my education and understanding of how comedy works (which is what I focused on), there's no way that was intended comically. He genuinely seemed clueless, in my actually-an-expert opinion.

A degree in rhetoric?

Wow. Useful, I guess, in pushing agendas on Fark.

>>>>>He genuinely seemed clueless, in my actually-an-expert opinion.

Sure.


Snert. Politics aside:

Expert == get paid, certified, industry/peer recognition, etc.
Focused on "how comedy works" in college != Expert
Degree in the art of discourse == possibly an expert in being, you know, clueless.

(currently: published M.C.S. student. Though not quite an expert, I have spent counless hours Occupying the lab. However, I did not not stay in a Holiday Inn Express)
 
2012-09-27 01:13:42 AM

KyDave: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: reillan: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Strange as it may seem to your brainwashed little mind, Truth does not depend on politics. Have you, you know, actually listened to the whole tape?

Yes, and I have, you know, a degree in rhetoric... based on my education and understanding of how comedy works (which is what I focused on), there's no way that was intended comically. He genuinely seemed clueless, in my actually-an-expert opinion.

A degree in rhetoric?

Wow. Useful, I guess, in pushing agendas on Fark.

>>>>>He genuinely seemed clueless, in my actually-an-expert opinion.

Sure.

Snert. Politics aside:

Expert == get paid, certified, industry/peer recognition, etc.
Focused on "how comedy works" in college != Expert
Degree in the art of discourse == possibly an expert in being, you know, clueless.

(currently: published M.C.S. student. Though not quite an expert, I have spent counless hours Occupying the lab. However, I did not not stay in a Holiday Inn Express)


Stop, stop, stop..... Let me catch my breath for god's sake. So... (giggle) what's the title of your post-doctorate thesis.......?? LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLL OLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLO LLOL......
 
2012-09-27 03:47:04 AM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: KyDave: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: reillan: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Strange as it may seem to your brainwashed little mind, Truth does not depend on politics. Have you, you know, actually listened to the whole tape?

Yes, and I have, you know, a degree in rhetoric... based on my education and understanding of how comedy works (which is what I focused on), there's no way that was intended comically. He genuinely seemed clueless, in my actually-an-expert opinion.

A degree in rhetoric?
Wow. Useful, I guess, in pushing agendas on Fark.
>>>>>He genuinely seemed clueless, in my actually-an-expert opinion.
Sure.

Snert. Politics aside:
Expert == get paid, certified, industry/peer recognition, etc.
Focused on "how comedy works" in college != Expert
Degree in the art of discourse == possibly an expert in being, you know, clueless.
(currently: published M.C.S. student. Though not quite an expert, I have spent counless hours Occupying the lab. However, I did not not stay in a Holiday Inn Express)

Stop, stop, stop..... Let me catch my breath for god's sake. So... (giggle) what's the title of your post-doctorate thesis.......?? LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLL OLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLO LLOL......


I'm torn between confronting the challenges of data analytics relative to so-called 'Big Data' (which must be a bad thing to the liberal mind, lololol) and investigating refinements to the public key/private key exchange mechanism in cyptography.

My published works [note: plural] are in the general field of information security (DOI numbers pending assignment).

/ Heck, might do both. You know, just for grins and giggles
// see also: Link

(/threadjack)
 
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